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Your Contacts List is a Mess | CH Shorts

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Ally, Rekha, and Siobhan's phones are the way they stay in touch with all their important contacts, like, uh... "Red Hat - Starbucks" CH Shorts - Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Ally Beardsley Siobhan Thompson Rekha Shankar Mark Schroeder - Kidnapper CREW Director - Sammi Cohen Writer - Ally Beardsley Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar Editor - Brittany Joyner
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Captain Doomsday (4 days ago)
Ally keeps the ones? That's somehow much grosser.
Gakuka (5 days ago)
Is that Garyx Wormuloid? Awesome!!
DerpEagle Gaming (6 days ago)
At 2:28 the finger is already there
ManilaMango (6 days ago)
That guy looks a lot like Michael Keaton
Mrs. Bacon bits (7 days ago)
Can you make it? Idk I might be dead
Fasa Official (10 days ago)
2:28 the severed finger is on the table before he cuts it off lmfao
Cyclone (10 days ago)
I love the gay one
W5 Chu (13 days ago)
Wow 2 hats made this entire videos
Mathias Voorhees (13 days ago)
Who plays the kidnapper, he is the best actor I've seen in a comic video
rainyseason (14 days ago)
THE CAMERA PAN AFTER HE NAMED "NEW GIRL FROM WORK."
Gringo Show (14 days ago)
I didn't get the joke about SMSs - do only older (but not too old) people know what they are?
Alex Strucker (15 days ago)
That English girl sounds American
ROTMG CENTRAL (15 days ago)
Ha the hot babe was s pig because they’re all Feminist
Shannon Farley (15 days ago)
Why are all of Siobhan's mom's numbers in as mom? Wouldn't she put it in as mum?
Ned Barks (16 days ago)
The robber has a point , criminals use codenames or nicknames. Siobhan Massage System. ggggg
Kawaii Patatos (16 days ago)
1:04 "That's not my dad" 😂
Pokomon master (16 days ago)
I have a dig bick
2Hats (17 days ago)
Wtf they stole my name
PyroJayxX (19 days ago)
Police : *GO GO GO*
Shahar Bar-tor (20 days ago)
Where they sponsored because of the ending or was that just a joke
An egg (21 days ago)
"Actually it's different because they don't tell me their names."
Darksniper37 (22 days ago)
Nonetheless
LyRi (22 days ago)
this is the best one
Rice Cakes (24 days ago)
Why did she call a girl daddy?
Madison (25 days ago)
Tbh that was the funniest video by you guys
buse kockiri (25 days ago)
Love how the finger is already there before he cuts it off 2:29 blooper 😂
Harper Henson (27 days ago)
SMS
miss blocker (28 days ago)
Wait what
Charlotte Bateson (28 days ago)
"mmmm... That's not my dad"
Otosaka Yuu (30 days ago)
*Vodafone* is my number on... Only one friend
[insert username] (1 month ago)
The kidnapper reminds me of Sam Rockwell
Gleb Suchkov (1 month ago)
Lol the last joke
Azura Socks (1 month ago)
“You’re the new Grant”
Colour Wheel (1 month ago)
*thats not my dad >:)*
chillychowmein (1 month ago)
XD legit
Unxford BloodBane (1 month ago)
2:29 when he pulls out the knife there is already a severed finger on the counter. someone in the props department fucked up lol.
TheBatGamer 97 (1 month ago)
Bro I want some Two Hats
Bon Thebon (1 month ago)
Haha
Matthew Uyemura (1 month ago)
Daniel isn't a name? 0:23
OmarXxl Shtaiwi (1 month ago)
2:29 you can clearly see the fake finger before the cutscence
hgaborka entertainment (1 month ago)
Stop at 2:30 and look on reeka s hands
WebzForevz (1 month ago)
2:30 thumb was already off lmao
jayden gummy bear MSP (1 month ago)
This is a branded video
Haru04 (1 month ago)
"Good Cheap Beer. Wait, What?" You know I'm below the legal drinking age right?
Vegito Blue (1 month ago)
Yeah see my friends are named "prostitute" and "whore" with respective numbers.
Despacito (1 month ago)
Did she really have to be lesbian ffs
Flimpeen Flarmpoon (1 month ago)
How did they not know what an sms?
CRAZY BITCH (1 month ago)
Flimpeen Flarmpoon stupid message service?
Master Fruit (1 month ago)
The only person in my contacts is my crush
The Tertinator (1 month ago)
is that Garricks Wormuloid?
tX-Gumpy (1 month ago)
Downtown Losantos?
MDorb - Arseniy12304 (1 month ago)
2:29 pause the video. Find something like a thumb.
AntiScribe (1 month ago)
Was that an ad
Galactic Turtle (1 month ago)
Can relate
Keenan Fehrenbacher (1 month ago)
If he frikn chopped there phones
RAR Gaming RayWolfGames (1 month ago)
at 2:29 the finger is cut off but the guy has not cut the finger yet...
Grace Topno (1 month ago)
Looking at my contact list now and realising what a mess it is.
Rinii (1 month ago)
When you don't have anyone to put in your contacts
Arif (1 month ago)
The new girl joke was pretty neat!
Trygg Johnson (1 month ago)
Wait is the robber the guy who plays garrex wormuloid from earthling cinema on wisecrack?
Kinoshita Yuuko (1 month ago)
There's a beer ad in the vid. Like why isn't there an ad between vids instead
Lana Banana (1 month ago)
2:29 she already didn't had a finger
Lexa The Snake (1 month ago)
This sketch has me generally worried because my contacts list is so strangely neat so if I was kidnapped, the kidnapper would be able to immediately call someone to ask for ransom money. Then again, at least I'll keep my finger.
AyyLMAO3 (1 month ago)
Ad placement is really subtle.
Rick (1 month ago)
I didn’t know Garix Wormuloid was into kidnaping earthlings too!
Tesserious (1 month ago)
American Beer, you gotta be kidding me
Marwa Saleh (1 month ago)
The thumb was already cut off
Kaycie Marie (1 month ago)
“That’s not my dad 😂”
Pia Bernales (1 month ago)
He is hot, you can be Daddy on my phone
Tyler Hagen (1 month ago)
This reminds me of Trevor Philipps
Drew Beauchesne (1 month ago)
The robber did have a point with his contact names.
Reina Kikuchi (1 month ago)
Her finger was already gone before he cut.
MARIA VOUTSINA (1 month ago)
I swear to God if you look at the thumbnail long enough it gets 3D
Ilana Leshy (1 month ago)
THEY NEEDA MAKE A PT 2😂💘
Demon Schnauzer (1 month ago)
Dat sponsor doe
Ninjamaster227 (1 month ago)
what in the heck was with the beer commercial at the end lol
Random guy (1 month ago)
*"This is the meanest thing ever done to me"* Zooms in finger 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Demmi Ramos (2 months ago)
I give real names in my contacts. But my snapchat is just like that
Morten Ulp (2 months ago)
3.03 she just had her finger chopped off
ABHISHEK DUBEY (2 months ago)
Siobhan is really pretty 😗😗😅
DEEPANJAN SAHA ROY (2 months ago)
I too have messed up contacts
Geoffrey Forbes (2 months ago)
Does she have paprika for blood?
Hannah G (2 months ago)
Love this!!! I’ve come back to this one to rewatch like 8 times and just now heard the “an SMS? You’re on land” XD Also… wait wouldn’t Siobhan’s phone have it spelled mum not mom?
RipN8R Rip (2 months ago)
"that's not my Dad." with the smirk... LOVE IT!!
Earth Is A Donut (2 months ago)
Looks at my phone...you have zero contacts other than yourself...who even are these people you are with "You just assumed they were my friends"
steamfans (2 months ago)
my contact list is worse
Z Lyrics (2 months ago)
On my phone I put a star next to everyone in my contacts rated on how much I like them.
Yoshi Zero (2 months ago)
Mmm that’s not my dad...
Dennis Jacob (2 months ago)
Money help me bank in some money
Dennis Jacob (2 months ago)
Getting mc
Dennis Jacob (2 months ago)
What now ??
Miss M (2 months ago)
Hey here’s a good idea if anyone tries to do this Before hand to make 911 when your contacts and put mom in front of it so that when they call 911 picks up
AlpalGaming YT (2 months ago)
Wait did I just get that stupid beer ad without actually watching an add?
justarandom girlhere (2 months ago)
"Can you make it?" "I might be dead." "Good point."
Morphal FSR (2 months ago)
Did the sound on the beer commercial at the end really say "Saitama"?
Guillaume B (2 months ago)
"Mmm, that's not my dad." 😂
Machone2015 B (2 months ago)
Wait, is this video branded?
Katie Stevens (2 months ago)
I lost it at “that’s not my dad” sksnsns
Thomas Cremens (2 months ago)
901,664th view
Hermione Everdeen (2 months ago)
Am i the only one who felt really bad because he hung up on Ally's girlfriend without saying anything...
Jason Voorhees (2 months ago)
I do the same shit 😂👍🏼