Ally, Rekha, and Siobhan's phones are the way they stay in touch with all their important contacts, like, uh... "Red Hat - Starbucks"
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Mark Schroeder - Kidnapper
Director - Sammi Cohen
Writer - Ally Beardsley
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Editor - Brittany Joyner
Their contact lists are the equivalent of my computer files. I just have fifty "Untitled-1" stretched across twenty different folders all named "New Folder"
Tim Noonan (6 days ago)
Martin yerks (6 days ago)
"Actually it's different because the people I work with don't tell me their names."
Evelyn Dovale (12 days ago)
I'm addicted to this stuff😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
IamPandora Bitches (15 days ago)
This man is me.
shedreaun davis (17 days ago)
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me" finger spirts blood"😂 I lost it
Aaron coudrain (18 days ago)
Mr Mask (21 days ago)
i think trapp is trying to kill them all
Joseph Bleasdale (21 days ago)
"Based on connection, NOT JUST *S E X* "
technical man (22 days ago)
Joseph Hickman (22 days ago)
My mother's number and my pot dealer's were somewhat similar and next to each other on my contacts list I accidentally ordered an oz. of girl scout cookies strain and mom texted me back needless to say was confused 🤣😑!!!
Bun Bun (22 days ago)
i clicked on the hot babe and nothing happened! clickbait!
Pontian God (24 days ago)
That's my excuse when work calls me:
"Can you work next Thursday?"
"I might be dead"
Meltoss (26 days ago)
Hah, jokes on you, I only have 15 contacts!
*_I have no friends_*
amazingGregheffley (29 days ago)
So that girl IS a lesbian. I thought it was just the for the sleepover video.
Apolino (29 days ago)
He sounds a lot like Alex Wormiloid, I’m sure he is
Melanie Kirkland (1 month ago)
My phone contacts are 5 numbers that are old and don't belong to people I know anymore and a taxi
banana roti (1 month ago)
they don't know what an sms is HAHAHAH
Tony Iriarte (1 month ago)
Garyx the wormulocks is going through a tough time
Death By Buttercups (1 month ago)
Siobhan messaging system??????
TheOtakuX (1 month ago)
How would you know not to answer if they weren't in your phone? It'd just show up as a number, and you'd have to remember it.
Speaty (1 month ago)
Good cheep beer! Wait what??!
Sasuke Uchiha (1 month ago)
“This is what I liike”
Mack Gaming/Animals (1 month ago)
Pause 2:30 her finger was already off
Mer Williamson (1 month ago)
This video is restoring my faith in college humor, sidenote Allie getting laid left and right, see all those flames?
Marina Melinda Rivera (1 month ago)
Chris M (1 month ago)
2:29 the “thumb” is already chopped off here, but without any “blood” on it
WildKat (1 month ago)
You can see the finger before it’s chopped off
Emmett Giacci (1 month ago)
Looked like drew Barrymore on the thumbnail
Doofie (1 month ago)
This is my favourite scetch
cutsey cat (1 month ago)
... is SMS only a British thing or did the joke fly over my head? -a confused britt
Lenin Ade (1 month ago)
Guy shoud have just took their phones when he didn't find anything good
Callison Slater (1 month ago)
Draw Clearly (1 month ago)
New girl from work writes the best sketches
Hunter Meek (1 month ago)
'that's not my dad'
Len Len (1 month ago)
"Siobhan Messaging System"
Gaming W/ Nicko (1 month ago)
Isn’t that Beau Ryan
Maribel Arikainen (1 month ago)
2:29 the finger was already on the table
Mr. Smiley (1 month ago)
Best of college humor
VodShod (1 month ago)
he is right about that
Anony Mouse (1 month ago)
i dont know if ally is lesbian or not
JD96625 (1 month ago)
229 the finger is already chopped
Queenimations (1 month ago)
‘Guy with tooth’ nice Rekah
lucas taylor (2 months ago)
Is the end of this video
Blistikmoo (2 months ago)
Most of mine are all my answer machines and my bank... I don’t have a bank
girls can game (2 months ago)
*thats not my dad*
pal1d1nl1ght (2 months ago)
See this isn't a problem for me. I only have 5 contacts! Oh wait, two of them are Peters. Never mind.
TTBN GAMING (2 months ago)
OMG THIS IS GARLAX WORMULOID FROM WISECRACK
Yoovie (2 months ago)
Ally gets 🔥
Riley Smith (2 months ago)
2:29 why is her finger already off?
Kancerous Dog (2 months ago)
Wait a minute... ITS A BRANDED VIDEO
Lewis Moore (2 months ago)
Lol 1-4 flames
Insane Oyster (2 months ago)
Is Ali accutally Lesbian?
Sol FitzGerald (2 months ago)
Insane Oyster yeah
alZiiHardstylez (2 months ago)
Jokes on you, I have no friends.
Natalie Liu (2 months ago)
Wait so no one in America knows what an SMS is?
21Stephen12 (2 months ago)
It’s bad that I noticed they put the thumb shot in too early, if you freeze when he pulls the knife out before he cuts the thumbs already detached on the table lol.
Lemuel Cang (2 months ago)
Why is garyx wormuloid here?
Jasper Cherrie (2 months ago)
2:29 her finger is magically lying on the table before he even cuts it off...
Antie Cuteness (2 months ago)
RetroSupporter93 (2 months ago)
If your contacts are a mess ...
RonPlayz (2 months ago)
I wish I had contacts
Jainen Kaufmann (2 months ago)
*That's not my dad*
Luke Brophy (2 months ago)
Greetings and welcome to Earthling cinema
Aryan jhariya (2 months ago)
For that last hot babe
Yeppers Peppers (2 months ago)
*_h e y yy yo u_*
alpha male (2 months ago)
Is it just me or the girl with glasses voice is one of the cutest thing ever 😂😅
Yoshi Zero (2 months ago)
Ok, Calling your dad, let’s hope he wants to keep you alive
*mmm that’s not my dad..*
JodieWho (2 months ago)
can someone help, i click on the pig button to see the 'hot babe' and the video pauses. this keeps happening can you tell me if its working for you. maybe they forgot to code the button in or somthing, does anyone have the orginal link maybe?
Just a burrito that loves BTS afternoon tea (2 months ago)
Your contacts are a mess
I hate it
I hate it
Your contacts are a mess
Rafael Meireles (2 months ago)
Earthling cinema looks different
Zoe L (2 months ago)
At 2:29 you can see her thumb that's been cut off
Tyler Klimper (2 months ago)
you can see the finger on the table before he even chopped it off at 2:28
Ryan Lucio (2 months ago)
Is that you Garix Wormuloid?
Jabbuh Thuh Huttt (2 months ago)
My eyes are bleeding and this video has given me AIDs through my eyes
isabee (2 months ago)
"You're the new grant."
young trouble 13 (2 months ago)
Wow sponsored add welp cool good enough
Tardisgx (2 months ago)
This is genius the tinder phone XD
Gouravager (2 months ago)
Not gonna mention your ad at the end? Hmmm
Anyha C Brigette (2 months ago)
2:06 best part of the video
Captain Doomsday (3 months ago)
Ally keeps the ones? That's somehow much grosser.
Gakuka (3 months ago)
Is that Garyx Wormuloid? Awesome!!
DerpEagle Gaming (3 months ago)
At 2:28 the finger is already there
ManilaMango (3 months ago)
That guy looks a lot like Michael Keaton
Mrs. Bacon bits (3 months ago)
Can you make it?
Idk I might be dead
Fasa Official (3 months ago)
2:28 the severed finger is on the table before he cuts it off lmfao
Cyclone (3 months ago)
I love the gay one
W5 Chu (3 months ago)
Wow 2 hats made this entire videos
Mathias Voorhees (3 months ago)
Who plays the kidnapper, he is the best actor I've seen in a comic video
rainyseason (3 months ago)
THE CAMERA PAN AFTER HE NAMED "NEW GIRL FROM WORK."
Dani de Janeiro (3 months ago)
I didn't get the joke about SMSs - do only older (but not too old) people know what they are?
Alex Strucker (3 months ago)
That English girl sounds American
ROTMG CENTRAL (3 months ago)
Ha the hot babe was s pig because they’re all Feminist
Shannon Farley (3 months ago)
Why are all of Siobhan's mom's numbers in as mom? Wouldn't she put it in as mum?
Ned Barks (3 months ago)
The robber has a point , criminals use codenames or nicknames. Siobhan Massage System. ggggg
Kawaii Patatos (3 months ago)
1:04 "That's not my dad" 😂
Pokomon master (3 months ago)
I have a dig bick
2Hats (3 months ago)
Wtf they stole my name
PyroJayxX (3 months ago)
*GO GO GO*
Shahar Bar-tor (3 months ago)
Where they sponsored because of the ending or was that just a joke