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Your Contacts List is a Mess | CH Shorts

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Ally, Rekha, and Siobhan's phones are the way they stay in touch with all their important contacts, like, uh... "Red Hat - Starbucks" CH Shorts - Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Ally Beardsley Siobhan Thompson Rekha Shankar Mark Schroeder - Kidnapper CREW Director - Sammi Cohen Writer - Ally Beardsley Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar Editor - Brittany Joyner
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Kool Aid Cobain (21 hours ago)
I love a good monologue.
Pooyan 1920 (1 day ago)
Garyx Wormuloid
Daniel Ostrom (1 day ago)
Most of the guys in my phone have the last name Grindr
jamypower (2 days ago)
When the finger was being chopped you really couldnt help but realise they had clear arm movement
max young (3 days ago)
"It's next Thursday, can you make it?" "Well I might be dead so.." "Yeah good point"
Guramrit Pannu (4 days ago)
Always tried clicking that piggy photo.
Ryan (4 days ago)
Is the GARYX WORMULOID AND HE just wants more artifacts to review
Exploding Marshmallow Productions (4 days ago)
Siobhan messaging system?
Luke Tony Denham (5 days ago)
Garex Wormuloid is grasping earth culture well.
AppleSaucier (9 days ago)
That's not my dad. LOLOL
Kyler Qiu (10 days ago)
You son of a bitch, this video is branded! *now eat sum cHoMsKyS*
Lima Romeo (13 days ago)
I’m in love with this
YO tEnGo (14 days ago)
I got a college humour Ad I only have 4 Contacts and it’s 1- Mom 2- Dad 3- aunt 4- Brother What I name them in Contacts 1- mom 2- dad 3- aunt 4- brother.
Vell Plays (14 days ago)
This is humor right here should be a comedian
Messalina (20 days ago)
Eight dollars between the three of ya? What are you, baristas? xD
I AM irrilivint (21 days ago)
The song at the end?
Ruokuozotuo Kirha (21 days ago)
He make sense.
Tankgirl (21 days ago)
How did he find Rekha's number in Ally's phone so quickly?
Stella Davis (22 days ago)
WAIT ALLY IS GAY??? YES!!!!
Sneevil (24 days ago)
Wtf did I just watch
Robotsnake20 (24 days ago)
Robber: *picks up phone* "Why do you only have like 1 person in this phone?"
Hunter Rosato (25 days ago)
At 2:29 you can see the fake thumb before it gets chopped off
Leo Baftirovski (25 days ago)
Thats was the best skit ever
CMoon_Rabbit4 (25 days ago)
I never understood why he didn’t just take a look at the call log? -.-‘ That was always the most stupid thing ever to me.
LolGuy (25 days ago)
Do Americans not know about SMS?
Subliminal Sweets (25 days ago)
Don't worry I don't have anyone in my contacts
Patty Ricks (26 days ago)
He looks like my math teacher
Fluffy Chubbypaws (26 days ago)
One thing: Do none of these people have phone securities? Passwords? PIN? Fingerprint identity?
Breakfast Burrito (27 days ago)
Never knew middle person is lesbian, not judging, I’m bi :3
Kim Jong Un (1 month ago)
Garex!
Kayden Miller (1 month ago)
actually its different because the people i work with dont give me their real names
Magic 8 Ball (1 month ago)
“That’s not my dad” 😂
Corrupt Angel (1 month ago)
Those ropes are so loose
Annie Lanier (1 month ago)
If I know only their first name then I try to make it look like a celebrity is in my phone with a famous last name
CasualSeeker191 (1 month ago)
Wait. What would they call their relatives? Person I'm Related To?
Brett Arter (1 month ago)
Wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait... is that Garax Wormuloid?
Mr.NoName (1 month ago)
The only people I have in my contacts are my friends! I have no contacts...
Michael Moffitt (1 month ago)
That’s the alien from earthling’s cinema right? That drove me crazy the entire time I was watching the video
GOD (1 month ago)
I got a headslace ad whiel taking a dump and almost fell asleep
Holly Trout (1 month ago)
Had trouble recognizing Garyx Wormuloid without the eyebrows.
Uchiha Sasuke (1 month ago)
I was too lazy to add all the family contacts when i first got my number, so i just copied all the contacts from my dads sim card. So now i have dad and dad, one of them being his dad. And other weird namings. And his coworkers lol. That was 15 years ago. Im still too lazy. i just copy the same phonebook to new numbers if i change. Also adding people i dont wanna talk to so i know not to answer. And usually not answering to numbers not in my phonebook. So i used to ignore my aunt cause she got a new number and im too lazy to add it, until i remembered the last 3 digits so i know its her. Also havent a clue whats my number. I dont call myself whats the point remembering... Also the only friend i text with is under a fictional character name. Yeah my contacts list aint pretty either. :D
Gaz Blackheart (1 month ago)
"Thats not my dad" lol
Nicco Infantino (1 month ago)
"Guy with Tooth" 0:19
1 2 (1 month ago)
I thought that guy was Tosh. Looks just like him.
That One Guy 7000 (1 month ago)
I have no friends and never leave the closet so I can't relate
Crazy Blonde (1 month ago)
Is that the super early ancestor of Garax Wormulad?
Chris D (1 month ago)
WTF. The entire skit and the ONLY funny part is the very last sentence. M'k.
Muh Afif Siduppa (13 hours ago)
It's subjective tho
Milena Lukic (1 month ago)
I feel dragged by my wig Once i bet my friend she couldn't find my boyfriend's number on my phone I won the bet
Pee Head (1 month ago)
a finger wasn’t hurt during the film of this video.
Kailah Rojas (1 month ago)
"That's not my dad"
sour (1 month ago)
*siobbhan messaging system?*
EchoOwl (1 month ago)
college humour ad on a collage humour video... wow
MindBlock (1 month ago)
And an ad just tacked on at the end, eh? Well done.
Sam Patterson (1 month ago)
Garix Wormuloid
Andrew Connelly (1 month ago)
I enjoy these high and I’m in my truck before work and have a Bluetooth radio...the cop sirens had me pausing it to make sure they weren’t real
phricking maniac productions (1 month ago)
at 2:29 rakha finger is already copped off
Dr Diamond53 (1 month ago)
Good beer ad.
Alex Concrete (1 month ago)
That brief shot of her bleeding severed finger when she says “this is the meanest thing anyone has ever done to me” is golden
Raphmovies (1 month ago)
Garyx Wormuloid is a kidnapper?
Frosty Pizza (1 month ago)
Anyone notices how at 2:30 the girl on the right already has her finger detached
Richard Chen (1 month ago)
“Hey you”
Paige Bandel (1 month ago)
Why didn’t he just use the name search for a shorter name list, for family members?
purplecatlover1825 randompizza (1 month ago)
So it needs ammendments
Dragon kat (1 month ago)
2:29 That finger just couldnt wait to be cut off so it cut itself off
DD M14 (1 month ago)
Is that...Garyx Wormuloid? What did you do with his eyebrows?!
Anthony Nansel (1 month ago)
He counted 4 dollars
Jamie O'Connor (1 month ago)
Is that... Garyx Wormuloid?
The Villain Vault (2 months ago)
wait do none of the girls have a password on their phones?
Christian O. Holz (2 months ago)
SMS is actually the widely term for text message used in Europe and elsewhere...of course at this point that tech is outdated too :)
Rahul Dhargalkar (2 months ago)
I really like this one, hence re-watching
nailsnailsgoodinbed (2 months ago)
Garryx Wurmuloid!
Random Person (2 months ago)
“ThAt’S nOt My DaD 😏”
Kevin Fuhrman (2 months ago)
Eww you guys slipped an ad in right at the end???? How dare you....
your mother has arrived (2 months ago)
I have ine contact and its my mom's work number, everyone else is on snapchat 😔👊
konstipower yt (2 months ago)
"Thats not my dad" 😂😂😂😂
Rick Diculous (2 months ago)
That kidnappers face shape would be well complimented by a couple extraordinarily bushy eyebrows.
Nathan Deaton (2 months ago)
Why would she label someone as "Daddy" who's a girl? "Momma" carries just as much sexual implication thank you very much
Valkarez (2 months ago)
siobhan is cute
Griffin Chalem (2 months ago)
Is that garux wormuloid?
Kyle Noe (2 months ago)
I love allie.
Son Of Trex (2 months ago)
"Thats not my dad"
jammadamma (2 months ago)
Non-heteronormative diversity is essential and stuff, but CH seem to shoehorn gays in everywhere.
ShadowFall (2 months ago)
ally is my favorite
Chloe Belle (2 months ago)
😂🤣😂
Danou Minou (2 months ago)
Can't relate, my contact list composed of every person's full name, with photo, and in categories (friend, family, colleague, ect). Not because I'm organised, but because of my anxiety 😂
Justin Andrian Potolin (2 months ago)
I dont have anyone in my contacts honestly. Haha
Cameron Wethly (2 months ago)
“This is the meanest thing anyone’s done to me.” *_hemorrhaging_*
Courtney Johnson (2 months ago)
Hey uts Garax Wormuloid
Rapscallion2009 (2 months ago)
1:27 look for numbers starting "0044"... Actually. I should probably stop helping this dude.
JD Diggy (2 months ago)
You have 5 contacts in here labeled do not answer
Павлин Мизантроп (2 months ago)
2:29 - the finger was already on the table, before he cut it off her hand
Marley (2 months ago)
Okay i legit laughed with my actual face holes at ‘this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever done to me’
Sleeping Forest (2 months ago)
Uh... Does she have a woman under the contact of "daddy"?....
Margaret Ferg (2 months ago)
Who plays the robber? He looks familiar...
CrimWolf (2 months ago)
Hmm that’s not my dad
Landon Y (2 months ago)
I don't understand why the lesbian chick has a contact labeled "Daddy." Shouldn't it be labeled as "Mommy" seeing as they're both females? Just a thought.
Ahmad Wahyudin (2 months ago)
Too much moms in Contact , maybe her mom a lot.
everestfalls (2 months ago)
This reminds me of one of my many class groups in college.... Dreads guy moustache, macbook skater girl, and smart guy blue jansport.
Doing the Homework (2 months ago)
Ally ISNT the daddy? That's bullshit. Ally is a fucking top.
Keiruniverse (2 months ago)
The person that subtitled this was REALLY lazy, CollegeHumor please fix this.