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Your Contacts List is a Mess | CH Shorts

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Ally, Rekha, and Siobhan's phones are the way they stay in touch with all their important contacts, like, uh... "Red Hat - Starbucks" CH Shorts - Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Ally Beardsley Siobhan Thompson Rekha Shankar Mark Schroeder - Kidnapper CREW Director - Sammi Cohen Writer - Ally Beardsley Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar Editor - Brittany Joyner
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SimpleGoose (2 hours ago)
Is ally les?
AJ Estur (2 hours ago)
I love that Siobhan is back.
Kervens Jasmin (5 hours ago)
I'll be using the flames method from now on.
GamingWizard (10 hours ago)
Lol can see the fake finger in the scene before it's "cut off"
Pia (19 hours ago)
The ending is everything
Pia (19 hours ago)
"That's not my dad"
Jesse Fisher (1 day ago)
"SMS: Siobahn Messaging System" killed me
Robel Legesse (2 days ago)
Gareyxwormiloid
Timothy Nguoi (2 days ago)
The girls in the middle gimme a matt Damon feeling
Madi (2 days ago)
Just me or does the criminal guy look like professor green
Bian Chang (2 days ago)
Wouldnt it be funny if siobhan said like, "i have celiac so yeah......" Cos in the video where katie pitched petty pitches at the end siobhan said "i have celiac disease" many many times
Garrett Hicks (2 days ago)
Garryx? _Garryx Worumuloid??_
E H (2 days ago)
"A SOS were on land. " Killed Me😂
whateverqt (6 days ago)
I wanna know how many flames I would get.
1337 Stonage (7 days ago)
Anyone else notice Siobhans 'mom' is spelt the American way.
OraCami (7 days ago)
*Dies* rofl, I don't even know who's on my contact list, i just start putting in letters and hope something pops up when I need to call someone
Excessum (7 days ago)
The finger messed this up for me.
seijihaa daasian (7 days ago)
... he has a good point at the end
Lean Domingo (8 days ago)
I wonder who daddy was
Adrian Jutronich (8 days ago)
The Tinder family is the biggest on my phone too. I have to start doing the flames thing.
OkMoonShapedLimb (8 days ago)
Lmao I first thought the flames were poop emojis
kpopmaster15 (9 days ago)
Did anyone realize the chopped off thumb in the previous shot before it actually got chopped off?
Derick Murillo (9 days ago)
oof i know dis might sound super dumb but I like how College Humor puts their ads after the skit i think it is really convenient. :)
Marwan Magdy (10 days ago)
The real question is, why is Garyx Wormuloid kidnapping comedy writers
TrumpVerbot (10 days ago)
Collegehumor is selling out
Obi-wan Kenobi-wan (52 minutes ago)
TrumpVerbot I’m on my phone, no adblocker... you know what, let’s just not talk about this anymore.
TrumpVerbot (55 minutes ago)
Obi-wan Kenobi- wan Maybe turn off Adblocker?
Obi-wan Kenobi-wan (1 hour ago)
TrumpVerbot i didn’t get any ads
TrumpVerbot (2 hours ago)
Obi-wan Kenobi-wan They literally put 2 youtube ads and one product placement in the video...
Ibrahim Sabry (11 days ago)
5555555 a7a kosomak
corneliusperiscope (11 days ago)
"My mum will" *spelled MOM in phone* Be proud of being British Siobhan, hard as it can be
M3TALH3AD (11 days ago)
siobhan messaging system is so 2017 lol
toothlessblue (12 days ago)
> Has hostages > Not using them to ward off police
David Smith (12 days ago)
thats not my dad...
HaichaoTeaLover (12 days ago)
I wanna judge them but I'm literally the same with the 20 contacts for the same person for all the phone/cell/work/new cell/new new cell/year abroad cell/family home/etc. numbers for all my close friends and family members xD Also no idea which number is currently correct xD
Samuitsuki (12 days ago)
I found out that myself and a couple of people had someone named Morten, called Morten Cleric in our contact list, as we both met him in a D&D group, where he was playing a cleric.
EvergrowingSkeletons (12 days ago)
“you’re the new grant” “don’t you ever-“
Serena Gesa (13 days ago)
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me."The camera cuts to her bleeding finger stump. I love that.
Allison Gertler (13 days ago)
That criminal guy reminds me of Dr. Horrible. Is that just me? Yeah, probably just me
Ida Killerrich (14 days ago)
Is SMS a british/ European thing? Because we also call it that in Denmark, and I have never heard any American calling it that.😕
Mad Moiselle Amande (15 days ago)
In the thumbnail she looks like crying Amanda Holden
Anthony Sforza (15 days ago)
Damn, I thought mine was a mess. Although, I do have about 12 numbers for both mom and dad, in addition to 13 "Do not answers." I also have places next to people's names, because it helps me have context as to where I'd met them, on account that there may be six Sarahs or such. Which one? Oh, Sarah from Applebee's. Yes, I'll answer that one.
PoCanDo _ (15 days ago)
i think Ally would make an awesome bro. The kind that you accidentally fall in love with and realise she's a woman; the cheesy movie kind of plot twist. 😂
Amelie Caron (15 days ago)
Resolution consider series satellite close without pickup laugh value link.
Jay Obrien (15 days ago)
Must have after hours
NeuroticTrash666 (16 days ago)
"thats not my dad" *sexy af cheeky af smile* holy shii u were actually pretty hot then haha :P ♥
Dialyne Parker (4 days ago)
NeuroticTrash666
PKassotis Art (16 days ago)
It’s the alien review guy from Wisecrack! Mark Schroeder as Garyx Wormuloid! Nice...
Ami Yamamoto (17 days ago)
Excuse me but as a barista, I’m offended. I actually have no money except $15 every Tuesday and about $400 every 2 weeks which always goes to survival techniques and lasts about 3 days. So no, I don’t have any money at all. God.
Angela Morsani (17 days ago)
I actually really like this actor omg and I love this sketch
Bob JR (17 days ago)
That's exactly what would happen
Ameet BM (17 days ago)
Looool 🤡😂
Chris Snell (17 days ago)
Is that garyx wormuloid?!?!?
Kilroy (17 days ago)
Garyx turned to a life of crime
Kewlausgirl (17 days ago)
Poor Reika. Also didn't Ally start like only a small time before Reika??
Prod. Hxrford (17 days ago)
Anybody reminded of Patrick by this guy?
jacked films (17 days ago)
That escalated slowly.
April the fourth be with you (17 days ago)
This is so stupid but I kept waiting for this sketch to be about wearing contacts😂😂 It ended and I was like wait, what about the messy contact lens-ohhhhhh🙈
Nasimul Nadim (17 days ago)
Garyx Wormuloid!!!
Blitz Creak (18 days ago)
i love siobhan, she is so cute
Golden Dragon Rider (18 days ago)
Why does siobhan's phone have "mom"?
Yada Johnson (18 days ago)
This is so my contact list...
Mammon (18 days ago)
My phone also doesn't have a single real name in it.
john watwood (18 days ago)
lmfao. Great ending.
john watwood (18 days ago)
lmao! 59 secs, woman chatter about the flames beside names in Ally's cell phone. Fucking awesome, and realistic.
Richard Black (18 days ago)
i wish shuvan would call me
Zoe Habel (18 days ago)
This is HANDS DOWN my favorite sketch so far
WALWIN (18 days ago)
Yoooo! This is the most fire video CH has done! Laughed my dick off
Dinamations (18 days ago)
That “blood” looks like cinnamon
Riko Ads (18 days ago)
meh
james melton (19 days ago)
Good cheap beer!
Naama Weiss (19 days ago)
Is that garax wermulon?
Colton Atkins (19 days ago)
Love that randomly placed two hats add
David Sarver (19 days ago)
This was pretty damn funny, it caught me off guard a couple times so that probably helped a lot
Bail Bias (19 days ago)
New grant.
Musical Beaches (19 days ago)
I’ve been College humor for years and I just figured out the videos at the end are of the people that wrote the sketch.
wu1ming9shi (19 days ago)
What's a "contacts list"?
breathnac92 (19 days ago)
lol this was great
Ryde Mk (19 days ago)
Sees daddy: ‘’that’s not my dad’’
Hannah Hendrickson (19 days ago)
SIOBHAN'S BACK!
Frank Garibay (19 days ago)
Why couldn’t he just get the most recent calls?
Fernando Boza (19 days ago)
Ahh it's the guy from Earthling Cinema!
Happy.Girl_33 H. (19 days ago)
I rate each women 1-4 flames... Me: wtf.
RylieCollins (19 days ago)
Who’s the guy he’s working with?
ValePhoenix (19 days ago)
wait...what are they saying in this beer commercial?... i am hearing "homocide"
Winona Daphne (20 days ago)
lmao relatable i enjoyed this
Adam P (20 days ago)
ITS A SPONSORED VIDEO! JUDGEMENTAL CAR TAKE THEM TO JAIL.
Julie Is Mabel (20 days ago)
College humor vids are getting better and better production wise
ben der (20 days ago)
lol ally with that sleazy dirty old man smile, 'mmm, that's not my dad.' lolol
Kevin Nzuki (20 days ago)
That's his Intern, Jared, calling
Claire Field (20 days ago)
The line "I'm gonna have a panic attack looking at these" was just delivered so well 😂
juvia_edits (20 days ago)
Contacts- "Mom" "Dad" ;)
I Løve Jøsh Dun. (20 days ago)
My contact list looks like this
Hakajin (20 days ago)
This makes me feel better about putting my pharmacist and dentist in my phone. I also have numbers from guys I definitely don't want to talk to again, because I feel weird even just bringing up the contact to delete it.
Taj Gunn (20 days ago)
Greetings, my name is Garex Whoroloid.
Wienerdrizzle (20 days ago)
The one on the left looks like Elyse Willems from Funhaus
Rainiepie (20 days ago)
okay, what's the confusion with sms?
Alex Alex (20 days ago)
that last line was incredible
Atbir Aimad (20 days ago)
Garyx Wormuloid.were are your eyebrows
Cesar The Salad (20 days ago)
I too have a list full of Tinder people who replied to me.... definitely. Yes indeed. :'[
Fred FitzGerald (20 days ago)
I KNOW that voice sounds familiar... TELL me that isn't Garryx Wormuloid?!
Cookie Jar (20 days ago)
I definitely relate to Siobhan, there are over 20 numbers of my mom and dad EACH! and yea they're the ones calling me because I don't know their latest number! Hahaha
zomg0101 (20 days ago)
lmao
lotta kinnunen (20 days ago)
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METHI LAITHAVEWAT (20 days ago)
hahahaa