If your picture's a selfie it looks like you don't have friends.
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Dog Guy - Sam Reich
Puppy - Finnegan
Bridesmaid - Cynthia Kao
Skydiver - Mike Trapp
Angel Wings - Katie Marovitch
Selfie Guy - Paul Robalino
Selfie Girl - Jessica Clemons
Dan Gurewitch - Dan Gurewitch
Little Girl - Reilly Jacquemin
Boyfriend - Zac Oyama
Girlfriend - Melissa Balan
Bikini Girl - Alexandra Harrington
Rough Face - Shane Crown
Rough Body - Frankie McLafferty
Selfie Woman - Chetera Bell
Underwear Guy - Derek Williams
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writers - Grant O'Brien
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC - Melanie Adams
2nd AC/DIT - Loren Azlein
Gaffer - Lukas Wyatt
Key Grip - Saul Cervantes
HMU - Denise Valentine
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Intern - Helena McGill
Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Spencer Kombol
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
‘Everyone loves a puppy please go out with me!’
Alyz Zefira (24 days ago)
tinder profile pic day 3.
psychoticmortacarn (27 days ago)
The selfies rule is fucking stupid.
“Don’t use selfies or you’ll look lonely!”
OF COURSE I’M FUCKING LONELY I’M ON TINDER EINSTEIN
“And don’t take any pictures with your friends or people won’t be able to tell what you look like”
LITERALLY WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Emo Imo (9 days ago)
I am convinced you were dropped as a baby.
Your two claims have nothing to do with each other, and nothing you just said is accurate, OR has anything to do with the video.
psychoticmortacarn (9 days ago)
A) What's the difference? If it looks like you don't have friends then people are going to assume that you're lonely.
B) What kind of weirdo stops what they're doing with a friend to be like "hey, can you take this picture of only me doing this cool thing we're doing together?" And if it's a stranger taking your picture, what kind of weirdo goes around asking strangers to take pictures of them?
Emo Imo (10 days ago)
You’re an actual retard.
He didn’t say lonely, he said you don’t have friends. And just because you have someone to take a picture for you... doesn’t mean they have to be IN the picture.
Mc GamesAmatioN (27 days ago)
The end XD
Tom M (28 days ago)
Mrflubub (30 days ago)
God how ive missed beef gurwich (or however you spell it)
Erika Trey (1 month ago)
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE MORE OF THESE!
Bored Adventures (1 month ago)
Edwina Wong (1 month ago)
The last dude is totally the guy from "I need more intel: Is that hot guy gay"
Syndrome616 (1 month ago)
192020 or what wrong people would call 1940😂😂😂
Sprite Smith (1 month ago)
"if your picture is a selfie you don't have friends"
So I want to like people with selfies then. Because tinder is for freaking hook ups, and people with friends, have them shoulder hovering going "swype left, left, left, super left"
On tinder you're looking for hot horny loners looking for other hot horny loners
BonI BOn TV (4 hours ago)
Sprite Smith you can always ask a friend to take a picture of you
Kat Popa (1 month ago)
Lol the one in the mirror
Michael Nowicki (1 month ago)
Grant, your eyebrows convey more emotion than you do.
GdoubleWB (1 month ago)
BEEF GUREWITCH WILL NOT BE IGNORED! BEEF GUREWITCH SEES INTO YOUR SOUL!!!
MrFenkins (1 month ago)
I don't have friends
Banana Man (1 month ago)
How would you know what spoiled cum smells like?
HipsterPoro (1 month ago)
WE NEED DAY 3!!!
T. St. Louis (1 month ago)
thats what i said sodium chloride (1 month ago)
The fact he had concern for an adult-child surprised me, I was like “whoa didn’t know they could do that”
Peanut H (1 month ago)
oh my god, Oh My God, OH MY GOD. lol
João Jacinto (2 months ago)
Holy shit there is a lot of people talking about Dan's return.
João Jacinto (2 months ago)
Remember, kids. When a dude walks into a room wearing a bag on his head, DON'T TAKE IT OFF!!!
Sydney W (2 months ago)
this video is not funny
Captain Doomsday (2 months ago)
In what way are guys not that easy, even if you aren't as hot as that excruciatingly hot chick?
The Principality of Sealand (2 months ago)
I love how he holds the beef geurwhich without an oven mitt but he has one on on his free hand
Jamestown (2 months ago)
"EVERYONE LOVES A PUPPY! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!"
Steven Hamilton (2 months ago)
You are Too Tall Grant! Are you that long?
IAm TheBatmanXIII (2 months ago)
Dan's story about 19 20 20 sounds like a grandpa simpson story
Dor Sivan (2 months ago)
Dun Gurewitch - Dun Gurewitch LOL
MrJuCes (2 months ago)
wish they made more of these
Karlo Fern Lou Tagle (2 months ago)
When Dan starts to narrate the story of his recipe , run and run far away as you can
Ricardo Sandoval (2 months ago)
The guy who took a picture if him self has my phone case
BroseGoes (2 months ago)
My names spenser lol
Ryan Kelly (2 months ago)
I didn't get the reference in till I watched the entire beef guritch trilogy twice
I think it's better to take selfies once in awhile than ask my friends to take my pics, how narcissistic is that? :p
Preben Thomsen (3 months ago)
Katie's isn't bad
Conaill O Sullivan (3 months ago)
Who else wants this to return...
Beast (3 months ago)
Literally all the comments are
Omg Dan's back and beef gurwitch
canadmexi (3 months ago)
If I made my profile photo a photo of me and my cat, will i seem like Sam?
Lost Chimaera (3 months ago)
I loved the beef gurwitch reference
Dolphin Deviced 2 (4 months ago)
I'm confused is the guy at the last part Jake Paul Or Beef GureWich?
Charlize Smit (4 months ago)
You always make me luagh
Fawwaz Farhan (4 months ago)
Actually the last man in the paperbag is exceedingly super handsome. You can check his instgram: @derekalanwilliams thank me later guys. 😃
FrogLungs (4 months ago)
do women wanna date thin guys? simple question
I can even Fix your marriage. (4 months ago)
E V E R Y O N E L O V E S A P U P P Y P L E A S E G O O U T W I T H M E
Colin Cnote (4 months ago)
This just made me miss dan
Erick Matthew Lynch (4 months ago)
friedipar (4 months ago)
The old "Duble-Bag-Trick": If she/he has a godaful mug for a face, just put a bag over his/her head. ALSO put one over yours, in case his/her bag breaks or rips.
If you are feeling extra patriotic, you can also put a flag of your chosing in between you, so if your bag should rip, you will cum instantly
IamtheJiminator! (4 months ago)
every dating site ever
Deniz Days (4 months ago)
Deniz Days (4 months ago)
i actually watched a 2 minute ad on this, i didn't skip and payed attention, what's wrong with me...
Jude Elizabeth Mayer (4 months ago)
i wish they'd make more of these, i freaking love them!!!
Peter Rumm (4 months ago)
Grant is the best
Shelby S (5 months ago)
I thought it was gonna be a "OMG Yes" LOL
Prince Williams (5 months ago)
The return of BEEF!
Iamshooketh (5 months ago)
WTF IS THAT SMILE SHANE
Fox (5 months ago)
Please somebody give me iPhone X parody and also that 'Google was a Guy' needs a new episode. Please please please please please please please please pleaseeeeeeee!
ThemNutrients 47 (4 months ago)
Foxtron Alpha actually jackfilms already made a iPhone X parody
bepis lo-fi (5 months ago)
but i dont have any friends
Spencer Fulton (5 months ago)
What's wrong with my face?
Deniz Days (5 months ago)
lila/katy was the only good one
Zachary Potter (5 months ago)
I have Brock's phone
Kobe Mallon-Marsh (5 months ago)
What was under that bag? Who has the best answer?
Shalz (5 months ago)
That last one was more like Grindr. Seriously.
Alana Hardiman (5 months ago)
My name is Alana haha!
Lotte De Smet (5 months ago)
Kit carpet soon image comfort menu awareness practice burning.
steph g (5 months ago)
I like how the girl near the end took a selfie of her shoulder, that was perfect!
twistd sikc (5 months ago)
Shout out to Dan the man gurwhich! A true CH legend!
Haley Sakover (5 months ago)
When I saw dan and his family dish 😂😂😂😍 complete throw back! All they need was for phantom to show up!!!
Rusty Kettle (5 months ago)
"if your pictures a selfie it looks like you don't have friends!"
Well maybe I don't. (TT)
Red Green (5 months ago)
Do people still use Tinder?
ari tatarka (5 months ago)
Beef Gerwitch is back!
Troupbomber (5 months ago)
NO ONE ESCAPES THE BEEF GURWITCH!
potato pug (5 months ago)
Buchanan Games (6 months ago)
these are too funny, i want more !
shadowclock13 (6 months ago)
that pupper at the beginning...what's their name?
Riot Efron (6 months ago)
It's Spencer Reed🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Pearls Pears (6 months ago)
S G (6 months ago)
I love dan 32
Maker Stories (6 months ago)
dat 200 ISO tho
lilyme3 (6 months ago)
You missed the guy perched on a chair made of Budlight cans, cuddling his mutt, in a dirty white tank-top.
The epic Despacito gamer (6 months ago)
Was that Zoie Burgher in the bikini?
Mono EXE (7 months ago)
IS SPENCER HOT OR UGLY?! YOURE SENDING MIXED SIGNALS
twoface2001 (7 months ago)
Mushu Porkie-pie (7 months ago)
We need this to go at least into part 4
Starkias Raven-holme (7 months ago)
Beef gerwitch is beautiful
Panda _ (7 months ago)
who wants a part 3 of this?
that one girl (7 months ago)
Please tell me I'm not the only one replaying Grant saying "oh sweetheart". I don't know why I like it so much.