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Matrix - I Know Kung Fu

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peekayboo (11 days ago)
I know Kung Flu
saga de geminis (26 days ago)
Gumball 😂😂😂
only for the weak (4 months ago)
i know c++
John Smith (5 months ago)
the first time you chamber block
Dovahkiin Dragonborn (5 months ago)
Me:Gets 20 Backs Stabs Of Scouts My Mind:i know kungfu.
assembled 18 (6 months ago)
Connor solid (6 months ago)
Neo: I know Kung fu Mr Morpheus. Morpheus: show me Mr Anderson.
Maximiliano Amarilla Brandt (7 months ago)
Pat-kun Teruel (8 months ago)
John Wick: I know gunfu Bowery King: Show me
assembled 18 (6 months ago)
Nixon Sanchez (8 months ago)
Love this scene, as much as I love Keanu Reeves. 🤣
Bernard (8 months ago)
Drunken boxing
Mr Spectacals (8 months ago)
"I know book-fu!" ... "Show me!" (Kills Morpheus with book just like in John Wick 3)
Kieran Perry (4 months ago)
You probably should have wrote "I know tongue-fu!" It matches your profile picture.
assembled 18 (6 months ago)
la cumbancha (10 months ago)
Reading a whole book about c++ like...
ölüm bekcisi (10 months ago)
Arif Işık, her türlü halı kilim travel
Fikri Fauzanakbar Dhirgantara (10 months ago)
Installing: Sherwood, Ganong, Gartner, Sobotta, Moore; I'm ready for SOCA (Student Oral Case Analysis). *Only applies for med student*
Fikri Fauzanakbar Dhirgantara (10 months ago)
+ harper
oRaGaMi 1337 (10 months ago)
i know how to fix game boy colors.
Риза Ермек (10 months ago)
Yes, i know kung fu
Micah Mann (11 months ago)
For the last time, No You Don’t!
Philipp Westphal (1 year ago)
We are reaching the point where fiction becomes reality guys. We are so close!
El Yoyas (1 year ago)
When you watched all Jean Claude Van Damme movies
Jack Bard (1 year ago)
Gumball brought me here
Jokerrrr (1 year ago)
Gora dan gelenler
siggiarabi (1 year ago)
James Hetfield: YOU DONNO KUNG FUUU"
zahrans (1 year ago)
_"Excuse me, but I am your instructor..."_
Bundeskanzler brat tack Biodeutscher (1 year ago)
I can kung fu
R4V3 B0Y (1 year ago)
My little brother: I know how to play smash bros. Me: Show me.
MrParkerman6 (1 year ago)
How does he know Kung fu when he is learning Taekwondo and Drunkin' Boxing?
James Wise Magic (1 year ago)
"I have a dingleberry" "Show me"
MrMister681 (1 year ago)
When you just watched Infinity War and aren't afraid of spoilers anymore.
Pain (1 year ago)
Wtf am I even doing here.
EpicMRPancake (1 year ago)
15 years guys and gals. Some time in the 2030's, we'll have nanobots in our blood that can enter the brain and essentially behave as synthetic brain cells. Just download Kung Fu to the synthetic part of your brain. HYYYYAH! Actually that's still a pretty long time. Just go down to your local gym or dojo, it's more fun to learn with people anyway.
Rock Cockson (1 year ago)
You wouldn't download a martial art
WarDragonOfTheLight (1 year ago)
Learning about frame data be like...
Saturn314x (2 years ago)
Me: I don't know kung fu
Cyril Rizzola (2 years ago)
Cyril Rizzola (2 years ago)
Andrew Rossi (2 years ago)
I know the five point palm exploding heart technique from Kill Bill. Show me
LoganLP (2 years ago)
When you need to poop in the middle in the night at 2: am
killerdragon558 (2 years ago)
"I know crap fu." -Neo
Joe Masters (2 years ago)
I need to watch this again :)
canadian bacon (2 years ago)
is that dr dre?
TrueLink Miner (2 years ago)
Vesna (2 years ago)
I know Tongue-Fu Show me.
Gumball Watterson (2 years ago)
Maybe you should CHECK YOUR PRIVELGE!
Jewllion (2 years ago)
How I feel when I manage to cross a busy street.
Krispynachos 99 (2 years ago)
I know a whole semester's content for my exam
Marphey (2 years ago)
Examiner: Show me.
Tsunami Barrier (2 years ago)
Great! Now try to pick up acting!
The_Weewoo_Man (2 years ago)
I was first here for studying the matrix. Now I am here to find out what that watch dogs refrence was.
barleyarrish (2 years ago)
Kung Fu is hard work, during hard training the body undergoes change. years of hard training. knowing how to move is not knowing anything but an ineffectual dance. there is no magic pill!
Joe Schmoe (2 years ago)
Yeah but they cheat in the matrix so it's cool.
Scarlet Crow (2 years ago)
*Uploads the entire contents of pornhub into his head*
TW0T0NGUE (1 year ago)
"I know how to goo"
Sean Armstrong (3 years ago)
0:02 => Drunken boxing. So Neo is learning from Jar Jar?
thetruthrover (3 years ago)
Izzy Fosty (3 years ago)
I do have those dreams sometimes, in which I practice something very hard, and then after I wake up and start practicing again, I notice I have improved for real. It's pretty awesome. Happened again just the other night. I woke up and whispered to myself "I know how to draw feet."
Burg Bass (3 years ago)
best talent 10/10
Admiral General N.N. (3 years ago)
of somebody would make this work on real life I would like to be the first test subject
Taz Martin (3 years ago)
Me when I watched my first Bruce Lee movie haha
M. O.G. (3 years ago)
20 people dont know kung fu :-D
Caged (2 years ago)
Mehmet BOZKURT (2 years ago)
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ (3 years ago)
UrSoMeanBoss (3 years ago)
When you spend 3 hours reading ISO/IEC 14882:2011
Goshujin-sama (3 years ago)
Me after watching all 'Human Weapon' videos
bigchunk1 (3 years ago)
If only learning were this easy.
Philippe Frenette (7 months ago)
@BRW This makes sense.
PiK (1 year ago)
It will be soon. Unfortunately.
BRW (1 year ago)
I think, actually it is. It's simplified and magnified. It's a metaphor. Human dedicated to a process of learning, which in fact Neo is - he is not doing anything else besides learning from the moment he was disconnected, is amazed after a while of being in the "zone", of how much he can do. The problem is, that most people cannot focus and cannot admit the reasons for that fact - which are commonly known. It's because they are so much attached, connected to it. And that's what this movie is trying to convey.
MUDSWAT (3 years ago)
How do you turn your head with a 5 inch titanium rod in your head ?
Brian Merritt (1 year ago)
No, it's like plugging your charger into your phone. you insert the charger, which is a sturdy piece of hardware, but then the wire is flexible, so you can move your phone around while it is plugged into the wall.
John Ames (2 years ago)
Depends on the inserted female jack too, and the strength of its anchoring to the brain case... Assuming it is well anchored, why not... ?
Dr.Subjective (2 years ago)
I like how you're focused him slightly turning his head, but not that there is a titanium rod crammed straight through the back of the brain (in this case it really is plausible with how much acting their isn't, but that's neither here nor there) destroying the cerebellum and splitting the corpus callosum completely. But then again, you don't really need it too much to for a 4 letter sentence. Or to act.. and it's a science fiction / action film.. so whether it's plausible or not, it is very accurate. It's an exact science.
Clay T (3 years ago)
You only need 30 degrees of freedom to move your head 3 inches which IIRC its a jack with a cable in a leather chair... its somewhat plausible.
MUDSWAT (3 years ago)
UltraVillan 215 (3 years ago)
Brian Merritt (3 years ago)
It took him 5 seconds to download Ju Jitsu. Times 10 hours straight...that's about 7,200 forms of physical training. These guys are literally warrior gods.
Brian Merritt (3 years ago)
@***** Right. Agents are a step up since they have computer brains. Like, imagine taking the best Super Smash Bros. player on earth, and then hooking the player 2 controller up to a computer. No matter how good a player the person was, they'd still be disadvantaged since the computer can hit the controls and process the info at the speed of electricity.
Radam53142 (3 years ago)
Such bad acting its hilarious
Mv Three (3 years ago)
melediv (4 years ago)
My reaction when I come up with Salsa moves of my own
Kazuto Kirigaya (4 years ago)
Studying for a final the night before like...
Peter Not Peter (3 months ago)
Professor: “show me.”
PhoenixAngel429 (1 year ago)
That was me before my College Algebra final. XD XD XD XD XD I passed though.
JacenWade (1 year ago)
Yep, when the stupid math equations finally click in your head, and you finally understand everything.
Barb Rogers (2 years ago)
thegalaxy2012 (2 years ago)
Leveling up in a game and being able to use new abilities as well...
Chris F (4 years ago)
Woah. I know freaky sex positions.
Stormiest Guy (3 years ago)
Bill Shan Gladly.
Bill (4 years ago)
+Chris F Show me.
omar nasir (4 years ago)
me every time i watch Hong Kong movies
Antonio Chacar (4 years ago)
Sit down, relax and download all knowledge about any subject, straight to your brain. I need this so badly!
Hashim Aziz (2 years ago)
Soon... by which I mean like 30-50 years.
MsKDChurchill (4 years ago)
I want to do this soooooo bad, I'd love to have so much information in such a short period of time and have it be permeant
Yuwen T (4 years ago)
Morpheus: And i know whoop your arse.
turdferguson2 (4 years ago)
...and with one sentence the world was forever changed
Nick vd Veerdonk (4 years ago)
actorben (4 years ago)
That's EXACTLY what I say after playing, "One Finger Death Punch," on the PC for several hours!
Ephraim225 (5 years ago)
For the last time, NO YOU DON'T
nakedspaniard (4 years ago)
+Ephraim225 maybe yogi and some Chinese are argument invalid
Spent Lizard (5 years ago)
Am I the only one who DOESN'T think Keanu Reeves is a bad actor?
daisy jinn (1 year ago)
You not
tanakattack (2 years ago)
Spent Lizard (2 years ago)
Hello. After having matured a couple of years and seeing Hacksaw Ridge myself, I can say that Garfield has found his niche. He was astounding in that role.
tanakattack (2 years ago)
it really depends on the role. And i know the next comment is 2 years old, but i think hacksaw ridge has proven that Andrew Garfield is actually an excellent actor.
Brian Merritt (3 years ago)
+Spent Lizard He fit this role very well. that's all I care about.
CaptainJackSpparrow (5 years ago)
Keenu : i know Blowjob Morpheus : Show me
TehLemonsRUs (1 year ago)
best comment ever
FreedomSonic (1 year ago)
HACKERMAN (2 years ago)
CaptainJackSpparrow Dumbass :D
EdgyFuckwad (5 years ago)
>that accessing of the akashic records
Imma kill you. (5 years ago)
And I know Whop-Yo-Arse!
Fussleiste (6 years ago)
i'm still not understanding why neo says "jiu jitsu" instead of "kung fu" in the german translation >.<
Brian Merritt (4 years ago)
+Fussleiste It may be a mistake in translating. Before the training he looks at the computer and sees Jiu Jitsu and says "I'm gonna learn jiu jitsu?" And then he does, and then they continue to load every other form of physical training into his brain, including Boxing, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and at the very end he utters "I know kung fu." I think the translators may have made the mistake of thinking jiu jitsu was the only form of martial arts he learned, when he in fact learned them all.
L H (6 years ago)
This is exactly what I felt like when I tried Spritz reading app...
Anything2bCool (6 years ago)
I know Kung Fu! Show me. *SMACK* Ok *sob* that was pretty good... ;-(
Xylon beta (6 years ago)
But do you know... Cyber Kung Fu?
huong ngoc chau nguyen (6 years ago)
<3 Awesome Neo  Kufu, <3 <3  Them they choose You <3 <3   You so deep great actor great movies idea. thank you 
a 16 second clip of me browsing the internet each day
valar (6 years ago)
I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords.
valar (6 years ago)
I know kung - uh...line?
Tofu Waffle (6 years ago)
We watched this in my advance math class while we doing matrices lol
SnowMortalKombat (6 years ago)
Anthony A (6 years ago)
"Zen Buddhism teaches that enlightenment is achieved through the profound realization that one is already an enlightened being." O_O...I know kung fu.
RutherfordvsEinstein (6 years ago)
Chuck: Guys... I know kung fu.
Richard Morales (6 years ago)
Before "Apps" Existed... Sadly when this is possible in reality you're going to have to pay a monthly fee to keep Kung Fu live on your mind. lol.
Vinny Mar (6 years ago)
JCrawn51 (6 years ago)
Drew C (6 years ago)
I woke up and knew karate!!!!
jaysarf (6 years ago)
Its called Zui Quan :)
nja122890 (6 years ago)
Yeah. That's actually a style of Kungfu. Jackie Chan did a few movies around it the "Drunken Master" series.
nja122890 (6 years ago)
One of the styles it shows on screen is Tae Kwon Do, which is not Kungfu.
Curtis WiesHausenlicktensteinski (6 years ago)
I know Kung Pow Chicken
Jacob Langsam (6 years ago)
did anyone else notice "drunken boxing" as one of the fighting styles?