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Matrix - I Know Kung Fu

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Sean Armstrong (1 month ago)
0:02 => Drunken boxing. So Neo is learning from Jar Jar?
Korhan Safa Eser (1 month ago)
not wireless. old.
thetruthrover (2 months ago)
@:02 DRUNKEN BOXING
Izz Arts (2 months ago)
I do have those dreams sometimes, in which I practice something very hard, and then after I wake up and start practicing again, I notice I have improved for real. It's pretty awesome. Happened again just the other night. I woke up and whispered to myself "I know how to draw feet."
Burg Bass (2 months ago)
best talent 10/10
Admiral General N.N. (6 months ago)
of somebody would make this work on real life I would like to be the first test subject
Taz Martin (6 months ago)
Me when I watched my first Bruce Lee movie haha
M. O.G. (7 months ago)
20 people dont know kung fu :-D
Click Noice (2 months ago)
21
UrSoMeanBoss (7 months ago)
When you spend 3 hours reading ISO/IEC 14882:2011
Rithrius (8 months ago)
NEO wants to learn KUNG FU. But NEO can only learn 4 moves. Would you like to delete a move?
Stormiest Of Players (3 months ago)
> BLUE PILL
Goshujin-sama (8 months ago)
Me after watching all 'Human Weapon' videos
bigchunk1 (9 months ago)
If only learning were this easy.
MUDSWAT (10 months ago)
How do you turn your head with a 5 inch titanium rod in your head ?
Jim Lahey (6 months ago)
You only need 30 degrees of freedom to move your head 3 inches which IIRC its a jack with a cable in a leather chair... its somewhat plausible.
MUDSWAT (8 months ago)
:)
Matías Pierdoménico (8 months ago)
He knows kung fu.
UltraVillan 215 (10 months ago)
lol
Brian Merritt (10 months ago)
It took him 5 seconds to download Ju Jitsu. Times 10 hours straight...that's about 7,200 forms of physical training. These guys are literally warrior gods.
Brian Merritt (10 months ago)
+Noah Levine Right. Agents are a step up since they have computer brains. Like, imagine taking the best Super Smash Bros. player on earth, and then hooking the player 2 controller up to a computer. No matter how good a player the person was, they'd still be disadvantaged since the computer can hit the controls and process the info at the speed of electricity.
Noah Levine (10 months ago)
+Brian Merritt He may have learned *a little* Ju Jitsu in five seconds---he may have gotten "A taste" ---hence the cereal line ;) However, your assessments sure are interesting. May be why they are able to fight agents and keep alive against them when agents can dodge bullets.
Radam53142 (10 months ago)
Such bad acting its hilarious
Mv Three (11 months ago)
I'M KEANU. I KNOW KUNG FU! UBER UBER UBER!
melediv (1 year ago)
My reaction when I come up with Salsa moves of my own
Kazuto Kirigaya (1 year ago)
Studying for a final the night before like...
thegalaxy2012 (13 days ago)
Leveling up in a game and being able to use new abilities as well...
Chris F (1 year ago)
Woah. I know freaky sex positions.
Stormiest Of Players (3 months ago)
Bill Shan Gladly.
Bill Shan (1 year ago)
+Chris F Show me.
omar nasir (1 year ago)
me every time i watch Hong Kong movies
Antonio Chacar (1 year ago)
Sit down, relax and download all knowledge about any subject, straight to your brain. I need this so badly!
MsKDChurchill (1 year ago)
I want to do this soooooo bad, I'd love to have so much information in such a short period of time and have it be permeant
Yuwen Taiji (1 year ago)
Morpheus: And i know whoop your arse.
turdferguson2 (2 years ago)
...and with one sentence the world was forever changed
Nick vd Veerdonk (2 years ago)
Epic
actorben (2 years ago)
That's EXACTLY what I say after playing, "One Finger Death Punch," on the PC for several hours!
Ephraim225 (2 years ago)
For the last time, NO YOU DON'T
nakedspaniard (1 year ago)
+Ephraim225 maybe yogi and some Chinese are argument invalid
Spent Lizard (2 years ago)
Am I the only one who DOESN'T think Keanu Reeves is a bad actor?
Brian Merritt (10 months ago)
+Spent Lizard He fit this role very well. that's all I care about.
Tei Cherry (1 year ago)
+Spent Lizard You can say he's excellent
Spent Lizard (2 years ago)
+Crimson Succubus To me, I think that he has more range than Andrew Garfield (just saying). 
Jackal 9 (2 years ago)
He, and everyone else, have their own ways of acting. People just view his as a bit more static.
CaptainJackSpparrow (2 years ago)
Keenu : i know Blowjob Morpheus : Show me
EdgyFuckwad (2 years ago)
>that accessing of the akashic records
Imma kill you. (2 years ago)
And I know Whop-Yo-Arse!
Fussleiste (3 years ago)
i'm still not understanding why neo says "jiu jitsu" instead of "kung fu" in the german translation >.<
Brian Merritt (10 months ago)
+Fussleiste It may be a mistake in translating. Before the training he looks at the computer and sees Jiu Jitsu and says "I'm gonna learn jiu jitsu?" And then he does, and then they continue to load every other form of physical training into his brain, including Boxing, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and at the very end he utters "I know kung fu." I think the translators may have made the mistake of thinking jiu jitsu was the only form of martial arts he learned, when he in fact learned them all.
Lennie Hakola (3 years ago)
This is exactly what I felt like when I tried Spritz reading app...
Anything2bCool (3 years ago)
I know Kung Fu! Show me. *SMACK* Ok *sob* that was pretty good... ;-(
Xylon beta (3 years ago)
But do you know... Cyber Kung Fu?
huong ngoc chau nguyen (3 years ago)
<3 Awesome Neo  Kufu, <3 <3  Them they choose You <3 <3   You so deep great actor great movies idea. thank you 
SHAWNFROMPORTLAND (3 years ago)
a 16 second clip of me browsing the internet each day
dog6363 (3 years ago)
Jesse Pinkman: "I can cook...." Walter White: "Show me...."
valar (3 years ago)
I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords.
valar (3 years ago)
I know kung - uh...line?
Tofu Waffle (3 years ago)
We watched this in my advance math class while we doing matrices lol
SnowMortalKombat (3 years ago)
Woah.
Anthony A (3 years ago)
"Zen Buddhism teaches that enlightenment is achieved through the profound realization that one is already an enlightened being." O_O...I know kung fu.
RutherfordvsEinstein (3 years ago)
Chuck: Guys... I know kung fu.
CheckMa7eyGB (3 years ago)
which would distabilize the entire planet and probably kill us all due to the fact people can just inject any knowledge into their heads, anyone can make a bomb/weapons/etc.
Richard Morales (3 years ago)
Before "Apps" Existed... Sadly when this is possible in reality you're going to have to pay a monthly fee to keep Kung Fu live on your mind. lol.
vinmaster25 (3 years ago)
same
JCrawn51 (3 years ago)
Russia
Drew C (3 years ago)
I woke up and knew karate!!!!
jaysarf (3 years ago)
Its called Zui Quan :)
nja122890 (3 years ago)
Yeah. That's actually a style of Kungfu. Jackie Chan did a few movies around it the "Drunken Master" series.
nja122890 (3 years ago)
One of the styles it shows on screen is Tae Kwon Do, which is not Kungfu.
Curtis WiesHausenlicktensteinski (3 years ago)
I know Kung Pow Chicken
Jacob Langsam (4 years ago)
did anyone else notice "drunken boxing" as one of the fighting styles?
xmintyninjax (4 years ago)
I want to see a new matrix movie!
Jimmothy (4 years ago)
I know kung fu fo realz
EvaParley (4 years ago)
they should have a reference to that on Assassin's Creed... likeDesmond wakes up and goes "I know parkour" xD
yuryeong (4 years ago)
now me too :D (however it took a bit longer than for Neo :( )
DtF (4 years ago)
Brilliant idea, man! xD
DtF (4 years ago)
I know Photoshop Show me
mobspeak (4 years ago)
I know Tofu..
Stiven Melo (4 years ago)
ahahhahaahahhaha fatality
Oce (4 years ago)
What if I told you.. there is no 15th second.
pawel1818 (4 years ago)
Neo I know Justin Bibber Morpheus Show me his autograph :)
Evaldas Raisutis (4 years ago)
I know JavaScript
mat hogaboom (4 years ago)
if you think it you can become it.. there fore i am kung fu!!!
Daniel Bartolini (4 years ago)
Wowwwww, you guys are immature
GravityGrave (4 years ago)
hah! this made me giggle
toobboob79 (4 years ago)
A Walk in the Clouds... It's towards the end of the film though. You have to sit through a largely unimportant love story plot. Eventually though it starts to interesting.
physXroyale (4 years ago)
i do this everytime when someone wakes me up
Huddiethegreat (4 years ago)
ITS A NEW LAP RECORRRRRRRD
KarlBaath (4 years ago)
Engadget sent me!
zarith4fiddy (4 years ago)
OH SHIT HE KNOWS KUNG FU, WE GOTTA BADASS OVER HERE!
CaptainAndyman (4 years ago)
omg... He just downloaded the Intersect 2.0!
jhlbjaaa (4 years ago)
Me too.
Dynoids (4 years ago)
OMG I JUST WATCHED THAT
willrobd (4 years ago)
This is how I feel after I end up on a Wikipedia tangent stoned at 3 am.
thelinedrive (4 years ago)
If that line isn't in the new Bill and Ted it will ruin the movie
caremell (4 years ago)
i agree instead banking theory and monetary theory course and economic growth while just adding these stuff i can have rest of my courses
caremell (4 years ago)
ahahaha xD well on morpheus defence he is the chosen one
Jackson Treanor (4 years ago)
haha anyone else notice drunken boxing?
Dan The Enigma (4 years ago)
"I know Kung Fu... woah"
TheEpicBudgie (5 years ago)
Kenpo Tae kwon do Drunken boxing?
TheHorus471 (5 years ago)
So morpheus was watching him whole time,Really creepy man.
Xam271 (5 years ago)
knock knock.
theevilmachines (5 years ago)
i wish this could happen to me, but with quantum field theory instead of kung fu
Rob Nixon (5 years ago)
I know Kung Fu... Panda.
Austin Manak (5 years ago)
Chuck knows Kung Fu, and Morgan too! Woo hoo!
Hellblazer311 (5 years ago)
Shinkuuuu....HADOKEN!
FancyKerbloops (5 years ago)
@ozzyblazer16 WONG FEI HUNG :O
LG (5 years ago)
Sorry Applebloom, you don't.
harold3456 (5 years ago)
ChoZo's tf2 rage always makes me go back to this.
Michael Pierce (5 years ago)
He knows a chinese guy by the name Kungfu?
Ozzy Glez (5 years ago)
I NEED TO LEARN "DRUNKEN BOXING" :)
Trill104 (5 years ago)
"I know Kung Fu" "Really? You know David Carradine?"
Martin Canine (5 years ago)
I Know Kung Fu... ...Deuueaugh!
Connor (5 years ago)
@JcWongAndCompany Falcon PAWNCH!
Bryce (5 years ago)
I know how to have sex, show me
SkillageFTW (5 years ago)
I know KUNG FU
Biggus Dickus (5 years ago)
0:09, rinse and repeat