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Matrix - I Know Kung Fu

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Jokerrrr (9 days ago)
Gora dan gelenler
Bonnie Le (26 days ago)
Should have downloaded Martial Arts. It's more deadlier than Kungfu
siggiarabi (2 months ago)
James Hetfield: YOU DONNO KUNG FUUU"
zahrans (4 months ago)
_"Excuse me, but I am your instructor..."_
brat tack Biodeutscher Moslems sind dumm (4 months ago)
I can kung fu
R4V3 B0Y (5 months ago)
My little brother: I know how to play smash bros. Me: Show me.
MrParkerman6 (6 months ago)
How does he know Kung fu when he is learning Taekwondo and Drunkin' Boxing?
James Wise Magic (6 months ago)
"I have a dingleberry" "Show me"
MrMister681 (7 months ago)
When you just watched Infinity War and aren't afraid of spoilers anymore.
Pain (7 months ago)
Wtf am I even doing here.
EpicMRPancake (8 months ago)
15 years guys and gals. Some time in the 2030's, we'll have nanobots in our blood that can enter the brain and essentially behave as synthetic brain cells. Just download Kung Fu to the synthetic part of your brain. HYYYYAH! Actually that's still a pretty long time. Just go down to your local gym or dojo, it's more fun to learn with people anyway.
Rock Cockson (8 months ago)
You wouldn't download a martial art
WarDragonOfTheLight (8 months ago)
Learning about frame data be like...
Saturn314x (9 months ago)
Me: I don't know kung fu
Cyril Rizzola (10 months ago)
NEURALINK - I Know Kung Fu (MATRIX)
Cyril Rizzola (10 months ago)
NEURALINK (Elon Musk- PROJECT ) I Know Kung Fu (MATRIX)
Andrew's Ripoff Mobile Games (1 year ago)
I know the five point palm exploding heart technique from Kill Bill. Show me
LoganLP (1 year ago)
When you need to poop in the middle in the night at 2: am
killerdragon558 (1 year ago)
"I know crap fu." -Neo
Joe Masters (1 year ago)
I need to watch this again :)
canadian bacon (1 year ago)
is that dr dre?
TrueLink Miner (1 year ago)
THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!!!!##
Vesna (1 year ago)
I know Tongue-Fu Show me.
Gumball Watterson (1 year ago)
Maybe you should CHECK YOUR PRIVELGE!
Jewllion (1 year ago)
How I feel when I manage to cross a busy street.
Krispynachos 99 (1 year ago)
I know a whole semester's content for my exam
Marphey (9 months ago)
Examiner: Show me.
Tsunami Barrier (1 year ago)
Great! Now try to pick up acting!
The_Weewoo_Man (1 year ago)
I was first here for studying the matrix. Now I am here to find out what that watch dogs refrence was.
barleyarrish (1 year ago)
Kung Fu is hard work, during hard training the body undergoes change. years of hard training. knowing how to move is not knowing anything but an ineffectual dance. there is no magic pill!
Joe Schmoe (1 year ago)
Yeah but they cheat in the matrix so it's cool.
Frost Crow (1 year ago)
*Uploads the entire contents of pornhub into his head*
TW0T0NGUE (2 months ago)
"I know how to goo"
Sean Armstrong (1 year ago)
0:02 => Drunken boxing. So Neo is learning from Jar Jar?
Korhan Safa Eser (1 year ago)
not wireless. old.
thetruthrover (1 year ago)
@:02 DRUNKEN BOXING
Izzy Fosty (1 year ago)
I do have those dreams sometimes, in which I practice something very hard, and then after I wake up and start practicing again, I notice I have improved for real. It's pretty awesome. Happened again just the other night. I woke up and whispered to myself "I know how to draw feet."
Burg Bass (1 year ago)
best talent 10/10
Admiral General N.N. (2 years ago)
of somebody would make this work on real life I would like to be the first test subject
Taz Martin (2 years ago)
Me when I watched my first Bruce Lee movie haha
M. O.G. (2 years ago)
20 people dont know kung fu :-D
Caged (1 year ago)
24
Mehmet BOZKURT (1 year ago)
22
Ynnk (1 year ago)
21
UrSoMeanBoss (2 years ago)
When you spend 3 hours reading ISO/IEC 14882:2011
Goshujin-sama (2 years ago)
Me after watching all 'Human Weapon' videos
bigchunk1 (2 years ago)
If only learning were this easy.
BRW (7 months ago)
I think, actually it is. It's simplified and magnified. It's a metaphor. Human dedicated to a process of learning, which in fact Neo is - he is not doing anything else besides learning from the moment he was disconnected, is amazed after a while of being in the "zone", of how much he can do. The problem is, that most people cannot focus and cannot admit the reasons for that fact - which are commonly known. It's because they are so much attached, connected to it. And that's what this movie is trying to convey.
MUDSWAT (2 years ago)
How do you turn your head with a 5 inch titanium rod in your head ?
Brian Merritt (3 months ago)
No, it's like plugging your charger into your phone. you insert the charger, which is a sturdy piece of hardware, but then the wire is flexible, so you can move your phone around while it is plugged into the wall.
John Ames (10 months ago)
Depends on the inserted female jack too, and the strength of its anchoring to the brain case... Assuming it is well anchored, why not... ?
Dr.Subjective (11 months ago)
I like how you're focused him slightly turning his head, but not that there is a titanium rod crammed straight through the back of the brain (in this case it really is plausible with how much acting their isn't, but that's neither here nor there) destroying the cerebellum and splitting the corpus callosum completely. But then again, you don't really need it too much to for a 4 letter sentence. Or to act.. and it's a science fiction / action film.. so whether it's plausible or not, it is very accurate. It's an exact science.
Clay T (2 years ago)
You only need 30 degrees of freedom to move your head 3 inches which IIRC its a jack with a cable in a leather chair... its somewhat plausible.
MUDSWAT (2 years ago)
:)
UltraVillan 215 (2 years ago)
lol
Brian Merritt (2 years ago)
It took him 5 seconds to download Ju Jitsu. Times 10 hours straight...that's about 7,200 forms of physical training. These guys are literally warrior gods.
Brian Merritt (2 years ago)
+Noah Levine Right. Agents are a step up since they have computer brains. Like, imagine taking the best Super Smash Bros. player on earth, and then hooking the player 2 controller up to a computer. No matter how good a player the person was, they'd still be disadvantaged since the computer can hit the controls and process the info at the speed of electricity.
Radam53142 (2 years ago)
Such bad acting its hilarious
Mv Three (2 years ago)
I'M KEANU. I KNOW KUNG FU! UBER UBER UBER!
melediv (2 years ago)
My reaction when I come up with Salsa moves of my own
Kazuto Kirigaya (2 years ago)
Studying for a final the night before like...
PhoenixAngel429 (7 months ago)
That was me before my College Algebra final. XD XD XD XD XD I passed though.
Carson Wade (8 months ago)
Yep, when the stupid math equations finally click in your head, and you finally understand everything.
Barb Rogers (1 year ago)
https://futurism.com/darpa-is-planning-to-hack-the-human-brain-to-let-us-upload-skills/
thegalaxy2012 (1 year ago)
Leveling up in a game and being able to use new abilities as well...
Chris F (2 years ago)
Woah. I know freaky sex positions.
Stormiest Guy (2 years ago)
Bill Shan Gladly.
Bill (2 years ago)
+Chris F Show me.
omar nasir (3 years ago)
me every time i watch Hong Kong movies
Antonio Chacar (3 years ago)
Sit down, relax and download all knowledge about any subject, straight to your brain. I need this so badly!
Hashim Aziz (1 year ago)
Soon... by which I mean like 30-50 years.
MsKDChurchill (3 years ago)
I want to do this soooooo bad, I'd love to have so much information in such a short period of time and have it be permeant
Yuwen T (3 years ago)
Morpheus: And i know whoop your arse.
turdferguson2 (3 years ago)
...and with one sentence the world was forever changed
Nick vd Veerdonk (3 years ago)
Epic
actorben (3 years ago)
That's EXACTLY what I say after playing, "One Finger Death Punch," on the PC for several hours!
Ephraim225 (3 years ago)
For the last time, NO YOU DON'T
nakedspaniard (3 years ago)
+Ephraim225 maybe yogi and some Chinese are argument invalid
Spent Lizard (4 years ago)
Am I the only one who DOESN'T think Keanu Reeves is a bad actor?
daisy jinn (9 months ago)
You not
tanakattack (1 year ago)
agreed.
Spent Lizard (1 year ago)
Hello. After having matured a couple of years and seeing Hacksaw Ridge myself, I can say that Garfield has found his niche. He was astounding in that role.
tanakattack (1 year ago)
it really depends on the role. And i know the next comment is 2 years old, but i think hacksaw ridge has proven that Andrew Garfield is actually an excellent actor.
Brian Merritt (2 years ago)
+Spent Lizard He fit this role very well. that's all I care about.
CaptainJackSpparrow (4 years ago)
Keenu : i know Blowjob Morpheus : Show me
FreedomSonic (14 days ago)
LMAO
HACKERMAN (1 year ago)
CaptainJackSpparrow Dumbass :D
EdgyFuckwad (4 years ago)
>that accessing of the akashic records
Imma kill you. (4 years ago)
And I know Whop-Yo-Arse!
Fussleiste (4 years ago)
i'm still not understanding why neo says "jiu jitsu" instead of "kung fu" in the german translation >.<
Brian Merritt (2 years ago)
+Fussleiste It may be a mistake in translating. Before the training he looks at the computer and sees Jiu Jitsu and says "I'm gonna learn jiu jitsu?" And then he does, and then they continue to load every other form of physical training into his brain, including Boxing, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and at the very end he utters "I know kung fu." I think the translators may have made the mistake of thinking jiu jitsu was the only form of martial arts he learned, when he in fact learned them all.
Lennie Hakola (4 years ago)
This is exactly what I felt like when I tried Spritz reading app...
Anything2bCool (4 years ago)
I know Kung Fu! Show me. *SMACK* Ok *sob* that was pretty good... ;-(
Xylon beta (4 years ago)
But do you know... Cyber Kung Fu?
huong ngoc chau nguyen (5 years ago)
<3 Awesome Neo  Kufu, <3 <3  Them they choose You <3 <3   You so deep great actor great movies idea. thank you 
SHAWNFROMPORTLAND (5 years ago)
a 16 second clip of me browsing the internet each day
valar (5 years ago)
I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords.
valar (5 years ago)
I know kung - uh...line?
Tofu Waffle (5 years ago)
We watched this in my advance math class while we doing matrices lol
SnowMortalKombat (5 years ago)
Woah.
Anthony A (5 years ago)
"Zen Buddhism teaches that enlightenment is achieved through the profound realization that one is already an enlightened being." O_O...I know kung fu.
RutherfordvsEinstein (5 years ago)
Chuck: Guys... I know kung fu.
CheckMa7eyGB (5 years ago)
which would distabilize the entire planet and probably kill us all due to the fact people can just inject any knowledge into their heads, anyone can make a bomb/weapons/etc.
Richard Morales (5 years ago)
Before "Apps" Existed... Sadly when this is possible in reality you're going to have to pay a monthly fee to keep Kung Fu live on your mind. lol.
Vinny (5 years ago)
same
JCrawn51 (5 years ago)
Russia
Drew C (5 years ago)
I woke up and knew karate!!!!
jaysarf (5 years ago)
Its called Zui Quan :)
nja122890 (5 years ago)
Yeah. That's actually a style of Kungfu. Jackie Chan did a few movies around it the "Drunken Master" series.
nja122890 (5 years ago)
One of the styles it shows on screen is Tae Kwon Do, which is not Kungfu.
Curtis WiesHausenlicktensteinski (5 years ago)
I know Kung Pow Chicken
Jacob Langsam (5 years ago)
did anyone else notice "drunken boxing" as one of the fighting styles?
xmintyninjax (5 years ago)
I want to see a new matrix movie!
Scourge (5 years ago)
I know kung fu fo realz
EvaParley (5 years ago)
they should have a reference to that on Assassin's Creed... likeDesmond wakes up and goes "I know parkour" xD
yuryeong (5 years ago)
now me too :D (however it took a bit longer than for Neo :( )
DtF (5 years ago)
Brilliant idea, man! xD
DtF (5 years ago)
I know Photoshop Show me
mobspeak (5 years ago)
I know Tofu..
Stiven Melo (5 years ago)
ahahhahaahahhaha fatality
Oce (6 years ago)
What if I told you.. there is no 15th second.
Paweł (6 years ago)
Neo I know Justin Bibber Morpheus Show me his autograph :)
Evaldas Raisutis (6 years ago)
I know JavaScript
mat hogaboom (6 years ago)
if you think it you can become it.. there fore i am kung fu!!!
Daniel Bartolini (6 years ago)
Wowwwww, you guys are immature
GravityGrave (6 years ago)
hah! this made me giggle
toobboob79 (6 years ago)
A Walk in the Clouds... It's towards the end of the film though. You have to sit through a largely unimportant love story plot. Eventually though it starts to interesting.
physXroyale (6 years ago)
i do this everytime when someone wakes me up
Huddiethegreat (6 years ago)
ITS A NEW LAP RECORRRRRRRD
KarlBaath (6 years ago)
Engadget sent me!
zarith4fiddy (6 years ago)
OH SHIT HE KNOWS KUNG FU, WE GOTTA BADASS OVER HERE!