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A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar ... | Maz Jobrani

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Iranian-American comedian Maz Jobrani takes to the TEDxSummit stage in Doha, Qatar to take on serious issues in the Middle East -- like how many kisses to give when saying "Hi," and what not to say on an American airplane. Get TED Talks recommended just for you! Learn more at https://www.ted.com/signup. The TED Talks channel features the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes (or less). Look for talks on Technology, Entertainment and Design -- plus science, business, global issues, the arts and more. Follow TED on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/TEDTalks Like TED on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TED Subscribe to our channel: https://www.youtube.com/TED
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Keyaona Lesley Masoko (3 hours ago)
😂 Hi Jack
Guilt Azaour (3 hours ago)
1 per cent of India seen this
Reiner Frost (5 hours ago)
I love it.
TheAbbie (8 hours ago)
It's a threesome
Faryar Bavand (1 day ago)
Clawn
Osama Atallah (1 day ago)
Super silly!!!
SHUBHAM JADHAV (1 day ago)
Is he alive?
Navya Kekatpure (1 day ago)
So cute😂😂
Sriharsha C V (2 days ago)
That was a nice click bait, putting 'Indian' in the title. But most of the jokes were pretty decent. Sad thing was that people were either uncomfortable with this jokes or they didn't get this jokes. Respect to this man from my side.
Shower Cap (2 days ago)
This is so unfunny lol
athbi athbi (2 days ago)
لاتطاول علينا عرب او مصخره صلب ارحال واشراف
athbi athbi (2 days ago)
الرجاء احترام شخصك ولا تدع لنا رد بنعل علي وجهك
athbi athbi (2 days ago)
تعرفنا علي دوحه وخطنا بالدوحة بدون خطا بكستان وهندياولديد وش
shahrin shahlolz (2 days ago)
His jokes makes people happy and also makes human leave in peace
Manal Nour (2 days ago)
Very funny
Shailender S. Mann (2 days ago)
Woman at 4:31 ❤️
250 Fun Pet (2 days ago)
U.S. Citizen are still waiting for the joke "A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar.
Apurv Jadhav (3 days ago)
India Land of T series
Ľuboš Hajda (3 days ago)
Nice and funny 👍
Mohammed A.Al-Tai (3 days ago)
I disliked only bcs he's Iranian fk him
KrimO (3 days ago)
Don't be a racist!
Jeanette York (3 days ago)
In countries dominated by Islam, it must be refreshing and enlightening to have a bit of humor! Good for him! 🌱🌱👏👏👏
Arifa (3 days ago)
@Jeanette York sorry to say islam is not restriction it is protection!!!... not only me 99% here are doing ok
Jeanette York (3 days ago)
@Arifa thanks. I don't think the misimpression is that the people are sad... but rather restricted by religion and government. Glad to know you're doing ok! 😌
Arifa (3 days ago)
agains a misconception that we are always sad!!! no we are not come visit us tall to us you will know!!
abhaykumar nagare (4 days ago)
Comedians are one of best politically correct people's (more than president of any country).
Master Zues (4 days ago)
5:32 that is a beauty
Mi cuenta para foros y cosas (2 days ago)
I'm chilean and I think she's gorgeous 😍
deebadubbie (3 days ago)
Bet you are Indian.
Frederik Jukema (3 days ago)
Hahahaha yes love it
Enes Music (4 days ago)
Super.Respekt from Cro
The Introvert Baptist Music (4 days ago)
Who else didn't search for this?
Leo Parker (5 days ago)
5:33 seeing her mother-in-law in him...!!!
harbi sudani (5 days ago)
Lebanon is most peaceful country in the middle east !!!!!!!!!!! that's a big joke they had a war for 15 years .
harbi sudani (3 days ago)
@KrimO He says .......peaceful .....
KrimO (3 days ago)
He is saying "safest" not "safe"!
Sssaga Benches (5 days ago)
Hi Jack, that thing we did last time sure was a bomb!
Robert Bennett (6 days ago)
He's very brave and funny
manvendra singh (6 days ago)
In India, we don't kiss during visiting or arrival of someone. We show our gratitude for saying "Namaste" or touching their feet if they are older to us.
KrimO (3 days ago)
What's the meaning of "Namaste" my friend?
Ali Imtiaz Babu (6 days ago)
Americans don't even know their country well how you could expect them to know about World.
cr cr (7 days ago)
This video is Aladin
suziq113 (7 days ago)
We Americans would travel but Iran leadership will throw us in prison
suziq113 (7 days ago)
Love this comic
suziq113 (7 days ago)
More free speech in middle East than in "Woke" leftist America
Satyam Shivam (7 days ago)
Pakistani guy for luggage... Haha
AKSHAT GARG (7 days ago)
In india no kissing. We only like to touch ourselves #namaste
AhmEd Saad (5 days ago)
good one :D
Salim Khusaiby (5 days ago)
I laughed out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
taraki mocleg (5 days ago)
You like to touch your what?
Abhishek Vankit (7 days ago)
was this standup comedy I just watched on ted?
Kameshwar Yadav (5 days ago)
Ppl from both countries share great friendship bond
Kameshwar Yadav (5 days ago)
@Munirajesh Parvathareddy that's right
Munirajesh Parvathareddy (6 days ago)
Yes bro iran and saudi are bff
Nina Monarca (7 days ago)
Handsome. .51
Alper Dayin (7 days ago)
YT brought me here
GOPI NATH (8 days ago)
he said indian
Colin Beaton (8 days ago)
For a minute I thought his last name was "Jabroni"😆
C Harris (5 days ago)
Know your role
est as bueno (6 days ago)
In Moroccan language it means "(they)found me"
Erick Aparicio (6 days ago)
Colin Beaton lmfao!!
Ayush Gupta (8 days ago)
I also faced white woman hate against brown guy in DMV office.....But i ignored her for her madness :) An INDIAN can face more people like them without any reaction :)
aces2in2000 (8 days ago)
what this crap is for ted talk?
Frozen gamer (5 days ago)
What
andrew wright (8 days ago)
Very funny.
Ossy Widanagamage (9 days ago)
in Sri lanka we just act like we didn't see each other, life goes on.
Sarwan Hardoel (9 days ago)
Clickbait..
Ruud Van Looy (9 days ago)
Look at them laugh at 4:31 ? Uh?
Jorge Quinto (9 days ago)
It's hard to like a people that their Koran says to fool /Infiltrate others a d then kill them
Ahmed Al Orabi (8 days ago)
Maybe you should read Qouran first to avoid being descriped as ignorant
Hardik Shrestha (10 days ago)
I love the Youtube algorithm.
Troll Land (10 days ago)
They all blow up
A Balaji (10 days ago)
Click bait
Natasha Christabella (10 days ago)
Qatar is the most peaceful country in the middle east. Very loving, peaceful people 👏🏿👍🏾
JanCarlo Lau (8 days ago)
Youtube tryna make peace by recommending this after iran started attacking everyone (UPDATE) , I was wrong iran is the Victim Trump is just starting a war to stay as president in 2020 and they have americans brainwashed here Im sorry for that comment i was just mis informed
HamsterC6 (8 days ago)
@Carl Anderson well, pro-iranian government forces did attack the embassy first.
Carl Anderson (8 days ago)
@JanCarlo Lau. I didn't know Trump was Iranian??
andrew wright (8 days ago)
Iran is peaceful, America....not so much.
HamsterC6 (9 days ago)
Lol
Jason Lynch (10 days ago)
we need more of this!
Count Roy (11 days ago)
The diversity in this video made me proud of humanity
Lash LaRue (11 days ago)
Sadly, most Americans are so small-minded that they would never even consider going to Qatar. This is unfortunate for the rest of the world.
Johannes Bluemink (11 days ago)
Misleading title and a very 'safe' sketch. Real critics will be on a death-list soon.
Shko Tariq (11 days ago)
an iranian and an iraqi go to an airport what happens? they get a rocket to the face 🇺🇸
иван карпов (12 days ago)
Почему англоязычное видео, подписано по русски, дизлайк.
Shahi Abdel razak (12 days ago)
Most of them didn't get the hi jack joke :(
Okan Şimşek (12 days ago)
Allahu akbaaaar
Trail Blazing (12 days ago)
booom
subham roy (12 days ago)
Now you are from which Nation bro? America Iran is at war. 😨
Ben Babaloor (12 days ago)
That was funny but I saved 15% or more on my car insurance
muhammet kilic (12 days ago)
There’s going to be a fight at this bar
straight path (12 days ago)
Thousands of people gather to listen this , what a waste of time
straight path (10 days ago)
@qtjimin i was doing that , your comment brought me back again.
qtjimin (10 days ago)
Ok waste your time somewhere else lol
kushal arvind Ramesh (12 days ago)
Now during world war where does this guy go?
gg man (13 days ago)
This guy is still alive.
Raymund Labs ra (13 days ago)
who's here because of the airstrike? LOVE one another 😍❤️ 🇵🇭
Veryfutile (11 days ago)
Probably..
JeffTorado Alexander (13 days ago)
The most peaceful country is not lebonise is omani...from oman
Abdirisak Mohamuud (10 days ago)
I love Oman going
Araiz Adnan (13 days ago)
😂😂😂
LOL You (14 days ago)
Click bait!
A nish (14 days ago)
This man is too good
ElizaUK Samad (14 days ago)
100% travel see Middle East..with out visiting them don’t given your opinions..Middle East such beautiful friendly people with lots hospitality Sorry that India women look so sad..
M.R Steengrei (15 days ago)
Thumbs up from Iran.
Yakamoz (15 days ago)
Katar barmen says no haram haram
Ferenc Szabo (15 days ago)
Mr. Worldwide
MrGhostman Ghost (15 days ago)
almekehlehmekhelehmekheleh strawberry...
Machi Giceb (15 days ago)
Even the subtitles are like United Nations lmao
Cafe fin (12 days ago)
You gay. I know, don't sad about that...
Achille Peleus (15 days ago)
00:21 ( i love coming to doha ) hahahaha who loves going there unless for money 💰 💰 💰 😂😂 Middle east ( qatar saudi arabia kuwait and emirates ) guys no body likes you if no oil you would stay as nomads like you were before 😆😆😆😆😆 About god's justice here a funny fact as a lot of ppl who went there from either western or eastern countries they witness how they treat the poor workers from india pakistan bangladesh etc so bad but trump treat them back ( arabs ) as a bunch of servants 😆😆😂 keep paying and shuuuuuush
Shaahin (12 days ago)
I appreciate your efforts to provoke ppl here, seemingly you have a miserable inside otherwise you would not try to do so. But I appreciate ppl not to give a damn about you, and detect you as a troll. Hope you inner peace
SHOTTAS Ali (16 days ago)
Hate the arabs..
SHOTTAS Ali (16 days ago)
No Muhammad SAW THEY KILL BABY GIRL..
SHOTTAS Ali (16 days ago)
No oil they sell backside
H Berry Santi (16 days ago)
Is this TED? Really? I check who published.... & it is.... Maybe its a breaktime show...
Q Cunno (16 days ago)
The Qataris are in London
caroline kaplan (16 days ago)
Middle easterners on airplanes is never a good joke.
barath jagadeesan (17 days ago)
Why is this in my suggestions in 2020 ?
Suraj Shrestha (13 days ago)
air strike
ayomide aladesanmi (15 days ago)
I would like to know
Pro Basketball (17 days ago)
I'm offended
bland harp (14 days ago)
Pro Basketball good no one cares
Nat T (17 days ago)
Its all fun and games until someone shouts Allahu akbar!
Canoga Parque 818 (15 days ago)
BOOM
Shweta Redkar (17 days ago)
Fake title. Ddnt expect this from TED.
light (17 days ago)
Absolutely true about 2 kisses before revolution and 3 after😂🤣 also the manner of speaking gives you away if you are before or after! My family always did only ۱ 😗 2 was too much ! I’m before of course!
Md Lipo (17 days ago)
latino is a culture
radutzu37 (17 days ago)
6:41 strawberry... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amo Rise (17 days ago)
My gosh, this gives some hope. But it's just 2012. Who would know US and Middle East would create ISIS hand to hand... I always remember Sam's speech in LOTR. So much evil in this world, and I hope I will have courage to not to commit suicide rather than seeing this horrible events.
Leo Vargas (18 days ago)
Este tipo es genial...!! 👏👏👏
Vineet Yadav (18 days ago)
Misleading thumbnail.
Plain Idiot (19 days ago)
The amount of dumb uneducated westerns here who think the middle east is as sensitive as them is obnoxious
Moaiad Aljamal (19 days ago)
I find funny that people are surprised that nobody scoleded him for joking about politics. You guys know that we also have a sense of humor. We have lots of programmes that are just there to criticize the political situation we have in a comedic way. You can search: *Joe Show* or *السليط الإخباري* they have millions of views in the Middle East
Mankaran Upmanyu (19 days ago)
Tuti fruti 🤣🤣🤣🤣