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CONSULTING 101: What do consultants do? (spoof video)

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Directed & Edited by: Annie Lukowski (www.WorkingBug.com) (www.AnnieLukowski.com) Written by: Kristin Wald Cast: Boss (Herman): Matt Corboy Jay Ellis Kristin Wald Daved Wilkins Emily Churchill Frank Martinelli Kay Wilson Janet Cao Missy Patterson
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Robert Larson (28 days ago)
OMG that is so funny!
doge (2 months ago)
Haha, I interned at Accenture, I remember all of these buzzwords!
doge (1 month ago)
long enough... it was a summer internship so long 3 months
Jay Stockton (1 month ago)
How long were you at Accenture?
lesnyk255 (2 months ago)
This is like every corporate "communications meeting" we peons had to suffer through - listening to these self-important little martinets trying to talk like their bosses in hopes they'd be noticed and moved up a notch in the food chain. I didn't hear "deep dive", "strategic pillars", or "core competencies" in this little vignette, but maybe that's just because I was having a flashback to the workplace and blocked it out.
Rupendra Sharma (2 months ago)
i am using this jargon in my interview today
desmond price (6 months ago)
A little bit funny and a big bit depressing. These people are costing us millions.
Crystal Guo (7 months ago)
Lol is it depressing or not if I kinda understand most of it
Michelle G (4 months ago)
Depressing. I'm a former consultant and I understand all of it. :/
Murray Saucedo (1 year ago)
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Every people on Quora ever.
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Wolfgang Icarus (4 years ago)
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Elizabeth J. Carlisle (4 years ago)
Haha!!! Love this!