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CONSULTING 101: What do consultants do? (spoof video)

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Directed & Edited by: Annie Lukowski (www.WorkingBug.com) (www.AnnieLukowski.com) Written by: Kristin Wald Cast: Boss (Herman): Matt Corboy Jay Ellis Kristin Wald Daved Wilkins Emily Churchill Frank Martinelli Kay Wilson Janet Cao Missy Patterson
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Miss Ana (4 days ago)
Is this English?
alter3go (29 days ago)
No TPS reports?
BIG GEE (12 days ago)
LOL! The classics never die.
Robert Larson (3 months ago)
OMG that is so funny!
doge (5 months ago)
Haha, I interned at Accenture, I remember all of these buzzwords!
Gerard Irvine (1 month ago)
A
doge (4 months ago)
long enough... it was a summer internship so long 3 months
Jay Stockton (4 months ago)
How long were you at Accenture?
lesnyk255 (5 months ago)
This is like every corporate "communications meeting" we peons had to suffer through - listening to these self-important little martinets trying to talk like their bosses in hopes they'd be noticed and moved up a notch in the food chain. I didn't hear "deep dive", "strategic pillars", or "core competencies" in this little vignette, but maybe that's just because I was having a flashback to the workplace and blocked it out.
Rupendra Sharma (5 months ago)
i am using this jargon in my interview today
desmond price (9 months ago)
A little bit funny and a big bit depressing. These people are costing us millions.
Crystal Guo (10 months ago)
Lol is it depressing or not if I kinda understand most of it
Michelle G (7 months ago)
Depressing. I'm a former consultant and I understand all of it. :/
Murray Saucedo (1 year ago)
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dokabenmonth (1 year ago)
Every people on Quora ever.
onee (1 month ago)
Dávid B.Horváth Lol, wtf is wrong with you.
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Wolfgang Icarus (4 years ago)
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuut? Guess I will keep flipping burgers
Elizabeth J. Carlisle (4 years ago)
Haha!!! Love this!