David Attenborough seems insistent that he knows EXACTLY why animals are doing everything they're doing in Planet Earth II. Maybe they're just animals, Dave.
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VO by Avery Monsen
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Editor - Sam Geer
Did you SERIOUSLY just use the phrase “Toxic Masculinity”? Seriously?
Fizzy Pop AJ (4 months ago)
“Why are all the good ones gay?”
LMAO I DIED
Atticus haislip (6 months ago)
Spread the love for the narrator!! You get back out there man!
Holly Stop (7 months ago)
But but but .... I love planet earth 😭😭
GlassOfJuicePlz Jade (7 months ago)
Actually having watched planet earth 2 makes this way better!
BFKC (7 months ago)
David Attenborough doesn't do that. I mean, he is colder than many pet owners about animals in many ways and has made statements to "debunk" what some people think about them. He just seems to love the biological system.
Its super-relevant to the internet ("memes") but really not much else.
Lucas Layton (8 months ago)
I like nature shows but I put it on mute so I can just enjoy the visuals without the cheesy script.
k_y (8 months ago)
Omg, got an ad for planet earth cause of this video 😂😂🖒🖒
Kyle Hagerty (8 months ago)
HAHAHA my dad is named mark
Kathleen Allen (8 months ago)
literally “the round planet”
HarperKK (8 months ago)
Proper shit video Mr David batty man brough
Zachary Mosley (8 months ago)
The female penguin is like me.
But, instead of "Why are all the good ones gay?", it's more like....
"Why are all the hot guys straight?"
Queen bagel (8 months ago)
Lmao been here since 6m
Stevester (8 months ago)
''His Myers-Briggs personality is ISFJ'' I know only one person out of a hundred got this one, but I lost it right there...
L The Fifteenth (8 months ago)
Becky, lemme smash
Pugglez (8 months ago)
I LITERALLY WATCHED THE ORIGINAL DAVID ATTENBOROUGH CLIP IN SCIENCE THE OTHER DAY!
Johnny (9 months ago)
“Quoting a witty line from the video to get 1K likes”
Keiran Ferrier (9 months ago)
I don't think David Attenborough is too worried about getting out there again. He's 96, he's probably more worried about like fuggin heart disease or some shit
Clara Brown (9 months ago)
"And that really hurts Mark's feelings!" XD I am dying lol
Daniel Whisenant (9 months ago)
This is already a show. Called "Round Planet" on Netflix.
monika yordanova (9 months ago)
The only reason you think Planet Earth is overestimating the emotional world of animals is because you have never studied animal behaviour and live in a society that fails to empathise with other species or appreciate their cognitive abilities and personal drives. This is why you need Sir David Attenborough in your life so he can give you the gist as someone who has actually devoted his live to understanding the biological world ;)
Pook Bear (9 months ago)
Silly spoof, but do you really have a problem with this? Humanizing things that aren't human make connections, making connections with nature is important if we are to keep it protected.
Zorc (9 months ago)
The man's name is Sir David Attenborough CH. fix your description.
nixelpixel (9 months ago)
Is this a dig at Ze...
Willo (9 months ago)
Wait is this not real
Spartacus 3375 (9 months ago)
This felt a little personal
Kieran Maeve (9 months ago)
Myers briggs I can’t
King Asuna (9 months ago)
Ánh Nguyễn Ngọc (9 months ago)
Leonard Greenpaw (9 months ago)
This should be real
shenbaga1996 (9 months ago)
A private message
Car1na W3d3r (9 months ago)
*Why are all the good ones gay*
Dan and Am (9 months ago)
Did the title change?
Mother Nature Llama (10 months ago)
This is actual footage from the show lol amazing
KennedyEbony (10 months ago)
What Zootopia could've been. XD
Mina the fiddler (10 months ago)
yay finally CH is back to being funny
Silver Goddess (10 months ago)
I like nature videos soo i kinda wanna watch these lol
Bamdenie (10 months ago)
"This lizard, Mark"
Ignacio Feijoo (10 months ago)
Duebrick (10 months ago)
more of this please
Raw and Uncensored (10 months ago)
I don't blame the sloth... Single mothers are a no-go No matter how hot she may be.
Sam johnson (10 months ago)
so true they do act like they know exactly whats going in the animals head..lol
Nal (10 months ago)
Need more of this.
Ellyn N (10 months ago)
This is so true it's ridiculous
Dr Cringe (10 months ago)
Who else did what that girl told us?
Cock Gobbler (10 months ago)
Is CollegeHumor funny again?
Joseph Outa (10 months ago)
Id love if this was narrated in one of Katy's alter ego voices
Aron Does Stuff (10 months ago)
That was fucking funny
needforsuv (10 months ago)
THAZT way too fast for a sloth
Lily Scherbatsky (10 months ago)
You know I’d actually watch that movie if it was like this
just watching (10 months ago)
Did they change the title of this video?
J. Lewis (10 months ago)
I would watch this as an hour long feature
Cohesive Adhesive (10 months ago)
F*ck this guy, next
Alexander (10 months ago)
John Galt (10 months ago)
Reminds me of sir David Attenborough.
h0ly cHilD (10 months ago)
The lizards are basically draco malfoy and harry potter
Lucy Norman (10 months ago)
This is EXACTLY the type of American crap you get on the Discovery channel.... NOT Planet Earth!!
Megratea (10 months ago)
Why are all the good-ones gay
Adam (10 months ago)
You do know humans are just animals
envy (10 months ago)
this made me laugh... way too much
BkX Hype (10 months ago)
This needs to be a series
Lord WestWing (10 months ago)
Dislike for dissing on potter 😂
AbsolX Guardian (10 months ago)
I want an entire nature docu dubbed like this
Eliza Knight (10 months ago)
That fox is so fluffy, I want a stuffed animal looks like it <3
midsummer3v3 (10 months ago)
All animal documentaries should be voiced like this
Luis Jimenez (10 months ago)
"FUC# this guy..."
- Horizontal - (10 months ago)
I need more of this, make a series out of this
JaynonOfNasork (10 months ago)
To be fair the reason why nature documentaries push the limit on anthropomorphize narration of behavior of animals is because this has been shown to promote more empathy from people watching and if people feel more empathetic to an animal(s) they are more likely to support conservation efforts in the future.
Andrew Roy (10 months ago)
Round Planet already did this... google it.
Cloudflame (10 months ago)
I kept a straight face until, "His Myers Briggs Personality is ISFJ."
Pixelmon 4690 (10 months ago)
"why are all the good ones gay?" that made me laugh alot
morgan girardin (10 months ago)
"Hey Mark, you're lucky I don't a piece of paper. You stupid tiny pencil." XDDD
Benos04 (10 months ago)
this is too funy
stephan terpstra (10 months ago)
F*CK this guy, next!
Jackie Logan (10 months ago)
How does being gay is something to be proud of while being straight is something to be persecuted
spider wolf (9 months ago)
Solis Invictus (10 months ago)
Damn. I would be hooked on this show
Mr. W (10 months ago)
Lyssa (10 months ago)
This is amazing
Milan Rietveld (10 months ago)
Khalil Savoy (10 months ago)
plz make more of these
PizzaGod (10 months ago)
Siddharth Selvarajan (10 months ago)
Kind of like Ozzyman reviews
NeuroticTrash666 (10 months ago)
haha this is fkn perfect xD
Lilla Chinnery (10 months ago)
this was great!:D
Coolstool Games (10 months ago)
i bet katy wrote this i guess she's high again
HyperTrent (10 months ago)
Mocking the good Sir David Attenborough is a sin more severe than murder
Ryker Arnold (10 months ago)
I would actually watch hours of this
Ace Diamonds (10 months ago)
my masculinity is so toxic.
Mike Nelly (10 months ago)
Best I’ve seen out of college humor in a while
ioana ilea (10 months ago)
I had a really bad stupid ass day today. This has genuinely made me smile. Thank you so much!
Thepowerofthemind_sb (10 months ago)
If you’ve ever seen the round planet, this is basically it😂
Jace Light (10 months ago)
This is just round planet on Netflix lmao
Hadi Syed (10 months ago)
question, is grant straight, gay, or a genderqueer unicorn disguised as a human sexually interested in doughnuts
Kait Thompson (10 months ago)
"you stupid, tiny pencil!" Avery and Jessica are great
Ur mami ;3 (10 months ago)
Pls. Bring back precious plum I watched season won twice!!!
Ashlih Kassam (10 months ago)
“He just oozes toxic...masculinity” 😂 ughhh speak sociology to me 😂🙏🏽
Mr Pupp (10 months ago)
this has potential. stop sketch comedy. do these kind of stuff more
Josh Crawley (10 months ago)
Tip to impersonating David Attenborough talk slower and have shorter cuts between the different animals