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oh man, I wanted to know how Streeter planned to improve the website by taking it down. dammit Dan!
Noodles Von Fluffernutters (30 days ago)
This didn't make me laugh. It just made me want to punch a small child
Rubensteinsrevenge (1 month ago)
Is the "OMG, I'm not even touching him!" a reference to something? I feel I've seen that in a movie...
enderpyro (1 month ago)
Anyone notice that it was raining outside?
Brother Dan The Man (1 month ago)
That Suicide-Murder chart in the back tho
Greg Deck (1 month ago)
uhhh... who are these people?
No (1 month ago)
I like that pie graph
walker h (1 month ago)
he should be fired on the spot....
Mechanized Mayhem (2 months ago)
See what your supposed to do then is knock him clean out and then curb stomp his head
FUCK1980 (2 months ago)
Well, here's the solution to "Trapped in the Darkness"... Trapp is innocent after all...
Jade Glass (2 months ago)
you see, they could say something about it the obnoxious kids in my class are so sensitive that if you were to say so they would get really depressed because they both have fake depression issues and it's like.... just, why 😐😐😐😐
Dancing Goddess Wish you Abundance (2 months ago)
haha this is tolerance for you
if you give an inch they will take 2 the next day , then soon everything
Modeling Madness (2 months ago)
I have met more than one person like this. Almost to the killing part...
Mythical (2 months ago)
OMG PAT HAS BEEN THERE FOR YEARS AND YEARS!!
Christopher Chamberlain (2 months ago)
Anyone else see the pie chart that said "suicide and murders"
Potato Gamer (2 months ago)
why is there suicide written on the board at 151
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (2 months ago)
My classroom in a nutshell
Ainslee Nettleingham (2 months ago)
GEESE I'm a sophomore and this is still relevant
Simon Danger (2 months ago)
Wonder how they came up with this...
NewhamMatt (2 months ago)
As a teacher, Sarah, Jeff and Pat represent every behavioural expert we want to slap.
Dastardly Fundamentalist (2 months ago)
7 years ago...Unbelievable.
Vic Lin (2 months ago)
LOL they all wore the same shirts
Mechanized Mayhem (3 months ago)
I would just fucking smash that kids face through the window
Parker Sutherland (3 months ago)
that man child representing a child child's character deserved to be beaten for lack of respect
CharlieK 12 (3 months ago)
Dan acts Like a 5 year old
Xxx_gaben_xxX (3 months ago)
Pretty much every student
Vojta Golda (3 months ago)
That whiteboard is actually way more intersting than the rest od the video
Galimeer5 (4 months ago)
Obnoxious people? There's an app* for that!
el durazno (4 months ago)
LOL Ha (4 months ago)
The Golden Lion (4 months ago)
What country is collage humour in.
MrPinbert (3 months ago)
golem goleden The USA
pal1d1nl1ght (4 months ago)
the second time he hit him, if it were me his head would be going straight through the dry wall
bayoo3 (2 months ago)
pal1d1nl1ght lololol same
Tom Draper (4 months ago)
in the background there was a pie chart of suicides and murders why?
Simba (4 months ago)
Dan is a fucking asshole.
0Bennyman (1 month ago)
It's not illegal to be an asshole GOD!
Elfowoncharonian III (2 months ago)
In honor of this asshole, I am now naming my anus "Dan"...
Gaming Geek (4 months ago)
And yet people like that are everywhere
Jerad Berry (4 months ago)
I wanted to hear the plan
The Drunk Stork (4 months ago)
I'm in Elementary school, and I don't have a kid in my class that is as extreme as the kind of person in this video, but I do however have a kid that does similar things. Like the hand thing, and acting like it was a mistake.
Your local Daddy (5 months ago)
What happend to this cast
Cornealius Underbuckel (5 months ago)
Is that wade?
Jordan Beagle (5 months ago)
Well, Pat's dead. No!!! RIP Pat Cassels :_(
Christina Phillips (5 months ago)
was it all guys wear the nearly the exact same checkered shirt day ;-)
Star Gazing (5 months ago)
the obnoxious guy is probably a minecrafter
Anime Alumni (5 months ago)
At these unfamiliar actors is seriously making me uncomfortable
Spicymemes Spicydreams (5 months ago)
Sometimes complaining about standing IS really bitchy though. I remember this one time, I was standing up while doing my math work, and the girl ten seats away from me said I was distracting her. I wasn't making any noise, I was literally just standing up, hunched over my desk. I was doing this because my chair was broken, and I couldn't sit down without getting plastic up my ass.
Uhh No (6 months ago)
My entire class is like him
ykakutani (6 months ago)
WE KNOW WHO KILLED PAT!
I love music (5 months ago)
Morgan Alexander (6 months ago)
these kids deserve to die
Andrew Williams (7 months ago)
Dan is pretty cute acting like a jerk... wow, I must have some issues.
Half-Life Scientist (7 months ago)
I'm in an technology class right now and every fucking student there is a grade or two below me and a good half of them are obnoxious as FUCK! Won't shut up, they make stupid meme related jokes, and I don't know a single kid in that class. Miserable. Fucking miserable...
Half-Life Scientist (2 months ago)
+Dan Gurney yikes. I'm so sorry.
Dan Gurney (2 months ago)
I hear ya man! My senior year of high school I was in a math class with a bunch of freshman (I spent the three previous years in special ed math) and they were all annoying!
Half-Life Scientist (3 months ago)
+nitroandy5960 High school
nitroandy5960 (3 months ago)
Are you in Highschool or College?
IzzyCantDraw (5 months ago)
+Half-Life Scientist I know how you feel...
Quan Li (7 months ago)
Edward Sinclair (7 months ago)
don't be a pat casels
devan singh (7 months ago)
what the fuck are the videos.
felynecomrade (7 months ago)
Reminds me of how people make excuses for Islamic terrorism.
CursedWings (2 months ago)
Yeah I know right
Vincent Amour (7 months ago)
There is rarely anything funny about college humor.
Ethan McDonald (8 months ago)
Yeah. That was me in elementary school. xD
OHardCorePipperO (8 months ago)
when Pat is the only one left on College Humour
HOW LONG DOES YOUTUBE HAVE THEIR USERNAMES (9 months ago)
This reminds me of the meanest most rude and fattest girl named Courtney.
Yuki Miyasaka (9 months ago)
Every fucking time I'm put in with the annoying kid in a group project. I hate it also when the guy also is a popular guy (which means everybody is like his friend) and you can't fight him.
gwaliorcity (9 months ago)
something unrelated, but as an Indian, I feel this is what Muslims in this country do on a daily basis. :-(
ThirdKind (6 months ago)
At least they don't worshiping cow.
zakosist (9 months ago)
The only thing I could tolerate here is the standing. Hilarious video by the way
Wormwood (9 months ago)
This is actually a Jake and Amir story.
william bui (11 months ago)
he doesnt have any right to do what he just did, which is murder pat, its illegal
MangoMan19 (11 months ago)
ahh back when collegehumor was great
Alex Glover (11 months ago)
I remember a kid in grade-school doing the whole "I'm not touching you" thing to me, I let it slide for about a minute and then I picked him up from his chest and hair and threw him on the dirt (outside on the school playground) ... ya, he never came near me again. Fuck people like that...
Devin Booker (11 months ago)
loving the murders vs suicides pie graph on the wall at 1:51
difbufs (11 months ago)
Where did Sarah go? She's freaking gorgeous....
Ethan Yang (11 months ago)
Every time this happens, i bitch slap that person super hard, and they stop immediatly
gagejoseph91 (11 months ago)
Kind of how society is now.
B: "There is no such thing as 'facts' because reality is subjective."
A: "You're wrong."
B: "That is your opinion and you are entitled to it."
Michelle Tamayo (11 months ago)
the struggle is real
Fastturtle (1 year ago)
I hate these people so much, I'm sitting in class like stfu and everyone else is just laughing because they did something completely stupid.
Simon Henriksson (1 year ago)
I think I accidentally clicked the wrong video. All I keep getting is recommendations to rubbish Collage Humor Video.
Dotherandom (1 year ago)
I miss them :(
inzane zucchinie (1 year ago)
I would have beat the shit out of him.
Kathleen McDowell (1 year ago)
These kids are so annoying
CrashAustin (1 year ago)
If I were that guy who was trying to stop the annoying on I would have punched him in the face a couple times, like I did to a annoying kid in 5th grade I shoved him in to our lockers after he kept poking me in the head all day.
Adrian Gutierrez (1 year ago)
What a bitch. Cheap hit hitting his face against a locker
S. McCullough (1 year ago)
I saw a suicide to murder ratio in the background
Prakruthi Bharatipura (1 year ago)
Wow! So many suicides compared to murders at 1:52
Prakruthi Bharatipura (1 year ago)
Yeah.. Pat's dead.. LOL!
TheRedAlice (1 year ago)
Jfc I wanted to punch my laptop just watching this video made me super pissed
"Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle, He Was SO Ugly That Everyone Died, the end" -Patrick Pinhead Star (1 year ago)
And now most of them already quit
Sharon Myers (9 months ago)
Jeffrey levouski (1 year ago)
I was actually expecting a Eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry. slogan
Gianluca Tartaro (1 year ago)
XD Dan is the best why did he leave
w_R Andrs (1 year ago)
Hah that's totally me XD
Rhino Squad (1 year ago)
I remember watching college humor way back when they were a show in a college tv station
Rhino Squad (1 year ago)
They were once on tv
Caitlin Belforti (1 year ago)
+Rhino Squad wait....what?
Sure, Jan (1 year ago)
...aaand he's dead
galacticGammawave (1 year ago)
aka my 10 year old sister
Mr. Chunky Peanut butter (1 year ago)
Would've beat the crap out of him
Erin M (1 year ago)
This is the difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the law.
Gabby Zinkovitch (1 year ago)
I have one of those kids In my class we call IT a cooper
evelenoh Draws (1 year ago)
my brother does the "I'm not touching you" thing, it's SO ANNOYING
Winadelphia Eagles IG (1 year ago)
Jack Gallagher (1 year ago)
an obnoxious kid named Tyler followed me and my friends and he said he had a girlfriend named Elle and showed a picture of her, I searched pretty girl on Google images and it showed Elle
the moral of this story is that obnoxious kids are dipshits
killerpossum195 (1 year ago)
The type of person that makes a normally calm guy lose his shit.
Lordofthepixel (1 year ago)
... I knew someone like that, and it made me seriously want to throat punch Dan for making me relive that.
Michael Sigdestad (1 year ago)
..Holy shit...I was that kid..
Science 2020 (1 year ago)
The story of my life
Playasum (1 year ago)
Dan harmed another human being.
Dan killed another human being.
Nope....he did nothing wrong technically,,,,,
Shaun Taylor (1 year ago)
I beat those kids up in middle school and now I'm in med school. The universe isn't that fair I suppose.