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that man child representing a child child's character deserved to be beaten
for lack of respect
CharlieK 12 (18 days ago)
Dan acts Like a 5 year old
Xxx_gaben_xxX (19 days ago)
Pretty much every student
Vojta Golda (26 days ago)
That whiteboard is actually way more intersting than the rest od the video
Galimeer5 (27 days ago)
Obnoxious people? There's an app* for that!
el durazno (1 month ago)
LOL Ha (1 month ago)
The Golden Lion (1 month ago)
What country is collage humour in.
MrPinbert (1 day ago)
golem goleden The USA
pal1d1nl1ght (1 month ago)
the second time he hit him, if it were me his head would be going straight
through the dry wall
Tom Draper (1 month ago)
in the background there was a pie chart of suicides and murders why?
Simba (1 month ago)
Dan is a fucking asshole.
Gaming Nerd (1 month ago)
And yet people like that are everywhere
Jerad Berry (1 month ago)
I wanted to hear the plan
The Drunk Stork (1 month ago)
I'm in Elementary school, and I don't have a kid in my class that is as
extreme as the kind of person in this video, but I do however have a kid
that does similar things. Like the hand thing, and acting like it was a
panuel karapetian (1 month ago)
What happend to this cast
Cornealius Underbuckel (2 months ago)
Is that wade?
Jordan Beagle (2 months ago)
Well, Pat's dead. No!!! RIP Pat Cassels :_(
Christina Phillips (2 months ago)
was it all guys wear the nearly the exact same checkered shirt day ;-)
Star Gazing (2 months ago)
the obnoxious guy is probably a minecrafter
Anime Alumni (2 months ago)
At these unfamiliar actors is seriously making me uncomfortable
Spicymemes Spicydreams (2 months ago)
Sometimes complaining about standing IS really bitchy though. I remember
this one time, I was standing up while doing my math work, and the girl ten
seats away from me said I was distracting her. I wasn't making any noise, I
was literally just standing up, hunched over my desk. I was doing this
because my chair was broken, and I couldn't sit down without getting
plastic up my ass.
Uhh No (3 months ago)
My entire class is like him
ykakutani (3 months ago)
WE KNOW WHO KILLED PAT!
I love music (2 months ago)
Morgan Alexander (3 months ago)
these kids deserve to die
Andrew Williams (3 months ago)
Dan is pretty cute acting like a jerk... wow, I must have some issues.
Half-Life Scientist (3 months ago)
I'm in an technology class right now and every fucking student there is a
grade or two below me and a good half of them are obnoxious as FUCK! Won't
shut up, they make stupid meme related jokes, and I don't know a single kid
in that class. Miserable. Fucking miserable...
Half-Life Scientist (11 days ago)
+nitroandy5960 High school
nitroandy5960 (13 days ago)
Are you in Highschool or College?
Izzyisphantrash (2 months ago)
+Half-Life Scientist I know how you feel...
Quan Li (Nil) (3 months ago)
Edward Sinclair (4 months ago)
don't be a pat casels
devan singh (4 months ago)
what the fuck are the videos.
felynecomrade (4 months ago)
Reminds me of how people make excuses for Islamic terrorism.
Vincent Amour (4 months ago)
There is rarely anything funny about college humor.
Ethan McDonald (4 months ago)
Yeah. That was me in elementary school. xD
OHardCorePipperO (5 months ago)
when Pat is the only one left on College Humour
HOW LONG DOES YOUTUBE HAVE THEIR USERNAMES (6 months ago)
This reminds me of the meanest most rude and fattest girl named Courtney.
TIPGD BC - YM (6 months ago)
Every fucking time I'm put in with the annoying kid in a group project. I
hate it also when the guy also is a popular guy (which means everybody is
like his friend) and you can't fight him.
gwaliorcity (6 months ago)
something unrelated, but as an Indian, I feel this is what Muslims in this
country do on a daily basis. :-(
ThirdKind (3 months ago)
At least they don't worshiping cow.
zakosist (6 months ago)
The only thing I could tolerate here is the standing. Hilarious video by
Wormwood (6 months ago)
This is actually a Jake and Amir story.
william bui (7 months ago)
he doesnt have any right to do what he just did, which is murder pat, its
MangoMan19 (7 months ago)
ahh back when collegehumor was great
Alex Glover (8 months ago)
I remember a kid in grade-school doing the whole "I'm not touching you"
thing to me, I let it slide for about a minute and then I picked him up
from his chest and hair and threw him on the dirt (outside on the school
playground) ... ya, he never came near me again. Fuck people like that...
Hulk (8 months ago)
loving the murders vs suicides pie graph on the wall at 1:51
difbufs (8 months ago)
Where did Sarah go? She's freaking gorgeous....
Ethan Yang (8 months ago)
Every time this happens, i bitch slap that person super hard, and they stop
gagejoseph91 (8 months ago)
Kind of how society is now.
B: "There is no such thing as 'facts' because reality is subjective."
A: "You're wrong."
B: "That is your opinion and you are entitled to it."
Michelle Tamayo (8 months ago)
the struggle is real
Fastturtle (9 months ago)
I hate these people so much, I'm sitting in class like stfu and everyone
else is just laughing because they did something completely stupid.
LiveToYiff (9 months ago)
I think I accidentally clicked the wrong video. All I keep getting is
recommendations to rubbish Collage Humor Video.
Dotherandom (9 months ago)
I miss them :(
inzane zucchinie (9 months ago)
I would have beat the shit out of him.
Kathleen McDowell (9 months ago)
These kids are so annoying
CrashAustin (9 months ago)
If I were that guy who was trying to stop the annoying on I would have
punched him in the face a couple times, like I did to a annoying kid in 5th
grade I shoved him in to our lockers after he kept poking me in the head
Adrian Gutierrez (9 months ago)
What a bitch. Cheap hit hitting his face against a locker
S. McCullough (masterdude121212) (10 months ago)
I saw a suicide to murder ratio in the background
Prakruthi Bharatipura (10 months ago)
Wow! So many suicides compared to murders at 1:52
Prakruthi Bharatipura (10 months ago)
Yeah.. Pat's dead.. LOL!
TheRedAlice (10 months ago)
Jfc I wanted to punch my laptop just watching this video made me super
"Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle, He Was SO Ugly That Everyone Died, the end" -Patrick Pinhead Star (10 months ago)
And now most of them already quit
Sharon Myers (6 months ago)
Jeffrey levouski (10 months ago)
I was actually expecting a Eat a snickers, you're not you when you're
Gianluca Tartaro (10 months ago)
XD Dan is the best why did he leave
w_R Andrs (10 months ago)
Hah that's totally me XD
Rhino Squad (10 months ago)
I remember watching college humor way back when they were a show in a
college tv station
Rhino Squad (9 months ago)
They were once on tv
Caitlin Belforti (10 months ago)
+Rhino Squad wait....what?
Sure, Jan (10 months ago)
...aaand he's dead
galacticGammawave (10 months ago)
aka my 10 year old sister
Mr. Chunky Peanut butter (10 months ago)
Would've beat the crap out of him
Erin M (10 months ago)
This is the difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the
Gabby Zinkovitch (10 months ago)
I have one of those kids In my class we call IT a cooper
TheEpicAnimeDragon 6 (11 months ago)
my brother does the "I'm not touching you" thing, it's SO ANNOYING
MVP NETWORK (11 months ago)
Jack Gallagher (11 months ago)
an obnoxious kid named Tyler followed me and my friends and he said he had
a girlfriend named Elle and showed a picture of her, I searched pretty girl
on Google images and it showed Elle
the moral of this story is that obnoxious kids are dipshits
killerpossum195 (11 months ago)
The type of person that makes a normally calm guy lose his shit.
Lordofthepixel (11 months ago)
... I knew someone like that, and it made me seriously want to throat punch
Dan for making me relive that.
Michael Sigdestad (Classy_Angst) (11 months ago)
..Holy shit...I was that kid..
Science 2020 (11 months ago)
The story of my life
Playasum (11 months ago)
Dan harmed another human being.
Dan killed another human being.
Nope....he did nothing wrong technically,,,,,
Shaun Taylor (11 months ago)
I beat those kids up in middle school and now I'm in med school. The
universe isn't that fair I suppose.
Radioactive Morshu (11 months ago)
This pisses me off for no reason
Nicoarã ø Marcel (11 months ago)
is that girl Dakota Johnson?
Ady Kat (1 year ago)
There's six people like that in my class it's so obnoxious on top of that
most of them are D bags
Jemma Pizzanelli (1 year ago)
ughhh, there are so many people who act like this in my school. They are so
Conmanduncan (1 year ago)
Look at the board on the wall 1:49
Conmanduncan (10 months ago)
+Tess Martin lol
Tess Martin (10 months ago)
Omg I noticed that
John Hardy (1 year ago)
I just piss off my teachers, by contradicting everything they do. They suck
at teaching, so I'm almost always right XD
SteampunkBatman Game (1 year ago)
the worst part is when other people thinks he insnt doing anything.
Eli Johnson (1 year ago)
It's funny cuz almost everyone in this sketch left collegehumor. And most
of the funny left with them.
YOYO BANANA (1 year ago)
Roblox King (1 year ago)
"Dan are you murdering Patrick?" Lost my crap laughing
RockyCycle (1 year ago)
Best video on YT.
bakkebawse / Clash royale (1 year ago)
Is it a problem I tossed a grenade at you?
sjarry 44 (1 year ago)
college humour is actually funny. like honestly, so many youtube shows and
not a chuckle out of me. here? all the laughs and variations of the word
FromtheWordsofBR (1 year ago)
Kids in junior high in a nutshell.
kiiboku (1 year ago)
oh my god that's literally everyone in my class
beary (1 year ago)
THAT'S THE GUY WHO WORKS AT BUZZFEED
Adeline Beason (1 year ago)
I spy john green
Ramization (1 year ago)
So wich one is the annoying one?
Tamia Luster (1 year ago)
what is that pi chart in the back?
i2raybs (1 year ago)
Rose Hebert (1 year ago)
Holy carp everyone I know is just like that.
suburbanwinemoms (1 year ago)
this is exactly what everybody at my school was like. im not even
Demon#186 (1 year ago)
I DESPISE THESE KIDS!!!!!!! 👺THOSE LITTLE DICKS!!!