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Why Can't You Use Phones on Planes?

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Matty 72 (27 minutes ago)
Fantastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woko100 (8 hours ago)
Adam goes to the past to this video and ruin planes
jo does things (2 days ago)
Can I hold this plane hostage with my DS? lol
JP Studios (2 days ago)
Where's Adam Conover when you need him?
Shadow Bonnie (3 days ago)
Is my shadow book a device?
wizard033 (5 days ago)
I'm sooooo in love with her,she's super cute and has a attitude I just love,soooooooo sexy,please marry me Nicole Rey
aleonardoartz (5 days ago)
I never knew you couldn't use phones on planes. I always use mine.
mary a (8 days ago)
The explanation was really how should I say it o yeah Fucking American
Pitch Black (10 days ago)
Why to turn Devices of and place them under the seat or another save place. 1. To prevent handheld objects to fly thought the plane and killing people in case of emergency's, air holes, turbulences and so on. Actually is the same reason as for not placing any heavy object in head hight behind the driver in a car...like under the back window, in a crash that object can become a bullet. 2. Simply make u listen and stop u from playing around with ur devices. She did a awesome acting anyway :)
Matthew Tilley (10 days ago)
Fucking gold
ThePaganSun (11 days ago)
"As we soar through the sky like the sun God, Apollo!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Aiyue Li (11 days ago)
Twitter machines
Rocketships Rule (11 days ago)
The reason planes don't want your device on during takeoff and landing is because they don't want you to sue them because they broke
Lord Zordid (11 days ago)
Rules for the sake of rules. They always want to see how far they can push you.
Condor (12 days ago)
As an engineer I really enjoyed the accuracy of her explanation as well as her breakdown when dealing with non-technical people like that. Happens all the time 😅
Toad The Mushroom (12 days ago)
Well, it is indeed true that cell phones could interfere with radio signals, but the possibility of this happening is small. There is actually no reason to not use a device that does not produce radio signals during a flight. Also, we are advized to turn off phones etc, so the risk of actually creating radio signal interference will drop down to zero, even if it is already extremely low when we have our phones activated. Plus, pilots want to have passengers' phones turned off, so there is not going to be any radio pollution which, even if it doesn't cause any risk, it causes annoyance to the pilots
Peterplayz123 (16 days ago)
*can I hold de plane hostage with mah 3ds??* - that one background character
Le Medic (17 days ago)
Those are small signals not a fucking EMP generator
Spike ball Productions (19 days ago)
Wait...... how does no one know how a airplane works, but how does manufacturers make them???
KX36 (20 days ago)
Same as in hospitals. No mobile phones allowed! (except for hospital staff who have been issued with bleepers and mobile phones since they have existed)
KX36 (20 days ago)
I took out my phone to turn it off once and the -air hostess- -stewardess- -flight attendant- cabin crew wouldn't believe me that i just turned it off. I had to have a long discussion with them and eventually turn it on in front of them to show them it was off.
Joe Rom (20 days ago)
It's to keep people attentive to the emergency lecture and not there cell phone..
Random Guy513 (20 days ago)
I remember when my grandpa watched it and I think I watched it too
bean (21 days ago)
wait, so, i know that the signals from phones just make annoying sounds for the pilot's headset but is there a way that a headset can be invented that it wouldn't make that sound? if it's impossible then that's too bad. i guess i can understand that.
bean (21 days ago)
yo i think i got 50% of my hearing lost after this video.
I_lub_Katz (21 days ago)
I can explain why they fly Cuz it can
雪喵喵 (22 days ago)
That’s a legend of Zelda special edition 3ds tho Every time I came back I saw that I just can't
The Epic Derpo (23 days ago)
Actually the sun got is Helios and then why is she holding a telephone the whole time.
Weltfenos (23 days ago)
The precursor of adam ruins everything
Phoraxal RV (23 days ago)
The airline that I use has WiFi in it
Curtis Goode (24 days ago)
Lol so hard
Wade Lehman (24 days ago)
Apollo was not the sun god. He was the god of light and music. Helios was the sun god. Get it right.
Mark Ra Vilbiks (25 days ago)
Hmm. OK then
Ameer Salim (25 days ago)
I thought this was an Adam Ruins Everything episode.
Sad Emo Shipper Fangirl (26 days ago)
She slowly loses sanity
Daniel James Dolor (26 days ago)
remember when college humor was good?
The_Rising_Pheonix (26 days ago)
In conclusion... *DONT QUESTION THE FRICKIN GOVERNMENT.*
pokemon mistery kid ???? (27 days ago)
What the heck is she thinking?
thanatos (27 days ago)
where's adam at?
Skipatronio (28 days ago)
"...lift, thrust..." giggity
Bible Illustrated (1 month ago)
This will never, ever get old.
Benjamin F. (1 month ago)
Well time to take over a plane with a 3DS
Missy Barbour (1 month ago)
All I know is in the theater we can tell when people ignore the announcement to turn off their phones because the wireless mics cut out when anyone gets a text.
defty picklez (1 month ago)
boooring
Cupcake (1 month ago)
I was thought you had to turn off your devices because it could kill the battery inside the phone (not the battery that keeps your phone alive, the life source battery)
Caden Bernsteinlawler (1 month ago)
I just put mine on airplane mode
Anarchius (1 month ago)
Fucking awesome. You ppl are the modern muse.
Pit320 Bull (1 month ago)
I'm pretty sure Helios is the god of the sun
XxFandom_ WolfxX (1 month ago)
Could I hold this plane hostage with my 3DS?
durpy pikachu (1 month ago)
You can’t use your phone due to the fact that take off and landing is when you flight attendant and pilot are trying to communicate information the most.
Double Bloggers (1 month ago)
Poor flight attendant
Bible Illustrated (1 month ago)
And a rather typical one, too.
ItsSloany (1 month ago)
I bet the other classes were like wtf
EpicRc Is Awesome (1 month ago)
Its because the batteries could explode.
Corbonicus the red (1 month ago)
"Could I hold this plane hostage with my 3DS?" Me: I hope so.
Dorian _2810 (1 month ago)
Apollo is not the Sun God by the wax
Dorian _2810 (1 month ago)
*way
Mordecai 18 (1 month ago)
I thought this was a adam ruins everything episode
Edofers matlack (1 month ago)
:( bad words
Isabela Catarino (1 month ago)
WHERE THE F**K IS ADAM I NEED AN EXPLANATION PLEASE
Belrag (1 month ago)
but i can't read my fucking skymall it went bankrupt because no one bought their shit
Potato Destroyer (1 month ago)
This is an excuse so we pay attention to the safety instructions/videos
MiniMaximmum (1 month ago)
What was the ad for this. Video
*** GlacierGalaxyGaming *** (1 month ago)
When I go on a flight nobody tells us to switch electronic devices off
Aura's Multiple Personalities (1 month ago)
I always imagined the pilots being like "Ok, let's ask the people down at the airport what's going on?" (or something like that idk) but when they turn on the com Blue Bird from Naruto is just playing because some random weeb (me) decided to ignore the rules and watch anime. Then they can't figure where tf they're going and we end up in the Bahamas somehow.
Derick Chafton (1 month ago)
The picture is in my mind of a couple hundred apes flying through the air on some magic machine they have no understanding of. Hahaha. Like a dog with glasses doing algebra. Made my week.
Leviathan 23 (1 month ago)
I won’t turn it off
Luna Lovegood (1 month ago)
Or just put it on airplane mode....
Tournel Henry (1 month ago)
It's outdated now. You can now use phones in Flight mode.
AgentMooseMan 007 (1 month ago)
Everyone's dad when you went through the why does that do that dad faze ;)
MultipleActs (1 month ago)
"does that mean I can hold this plane hostage with my 3D S?"
leE7 G4M3r (1 month ago)
We see one area of the plane in the video. I wonder what the other people on the plane thought of the attendant shouting down the phone and answering questions that, for them, where never asked.
aaa aaa (1 month ago)
*Holds up hand* A-a-actually Zeus is the god of t-t-the sk-sk-sky
StRaNgERtHinGs lIefDe (1 month ago)
Well I love to get far away from my country for vacation but I HATE the sound in a plane!! My ears hurts after the trip!
Foration (1 month ago)
It's actually because most accidents occur during takeoff and landing so they want you to put them down so you can pay attention to the safety procedures and at least be prepared if a crash occurs.
Sonic Boi (1 month ago)
I played my tablet in my boring aeroplane form Pakistan but no need for tablet in Emirates cuz economy class is like first class of a bad airline like AirAsia
AlexS (1 month ago)
Oh Pat McNeely is there
John Megoxman (1 month ago)
More like she’s pregnant am I right?
InkTrap James C (1 month ago)
*MY SISTER IS PREGNANT!!!* Uhh, that was probably an excuse
Michael Padilla (1 month ago)
United Airlines...
PonyoNoodles (1 month ago)
It would be so funny if one of the pilots just said "STOP ARGUING AND SHUT UP! NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BLOODY THING!!!"
Nicke Picke (1 month ago)
My sister is pregrnart Am I going to start that video agin? Yes I am!
shane francis (1 month ago)
CAN THESE PEOPLE JUST SHUT UP
sharpshooter13ify (1 month ago)
"Because no one knows how an airplane works!" Lol
Ryan Krekeler (1 month ago)
sharpshooter13ify i do
Double Bloggers (1 month ago)
Nice plane interior, but what are those rectangle shaped things on each seat?
Matheresa Perez (2 months ago)
okay .....wahahahahahaha
Paradox Oozy (2 months ago)
i thought they were gonna say "but your talking to a phone"
Alex Muniz (2 months ago)
And they f**king flew
boss apocalypse (2 months ago)
She is definitely a Christian
April Fools! (2 months ago)
That's why there's a thing called "airplane mode" now
DapperBubble (2 months ago)
A COUPLE OF DUMBOS THREW SOME STICKS AND SOME PANTS TOGETHER AND THEY *FUCKING FLEW*
Red FX (2 months ago)
Why did personal phones work so well on 9/11/2001?
Tommysaurus Rex (2 months ago)
Adam should be in this
Ian Wong (2 months ago)
It’s magic. ;)
ultimateranger213 (2 months ago)
In other news, a 737 heading to Florida from New York was hijacked by 4 nerds with Nintendo 3Ds’ and a bagful Of laptops. The plane was rerouted to the Bahamas where all passengers were found unharmed but extremely drunk.
LogantheSlayer 1 (2 months ago)
This is why I don't fly becouse airplane pilots are jerks who steal your wifi
Ryan Krekeler (1 month ago)
LogantheSlayer 1 seriously? For like 5 minutes!
Umbra (2 months ago)
“A couple of dumbos down in Kenny hawk glued together some sticks and old pants and they *FUCKING FLEW!* And No one knows why!” Lmao I’m done I’m in tears
Ryan Krekeler (1 month ago)
I could easily explain it lol
DuckyTheGlockenspiel (2 months ago)
oh wow i never thought of that
Ramona Singh (2 months ago)
I just love this video I can keep watching it over and over and never get bore of it
Link The Twink (2 months ago)
3D DS HAVING ZELDA ON IT YAS
STICKMANJUSTIN1 TV (2 months ago)
You can if u put it in AIRPLANE MODE
RobotGoggles (2 months ago)
She's not as good at overreacting as most of the CH staff.