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tom fegan (26 days ago)
I’m rather impressed by his improvisational skills.
Levi K (26 days ago)
Why’s the sound so low?
Adam the Nerd (4 months ago)
News Stories 1. Chicky the Man gets a soda 2. Kermit the frog is revealed to be the man in charge 3. Donald Trump meets with Kermit the frog 4. Hittite becomes the official language of California 5. A new church worshipping Kermit the frog is established 6. Aliens take over the world 7. Striped ties are banned 8. Games are banned 9. Striped ties are unbanned 10. Reich's mom is making ravioli 11. Pokemon attack Trump Tower 12. Ravioli is banned 13. Reich's dog is on fire 14. Vowels begin to be fazed out, to be fully fazed out by 2020 15. Christmas tree sales hit an all time low 16. Zay Oyama is fired by CollegeHumor 17. Twitter bans lol 18. Dogs are really cool 19. America is a calico cat 20. CollegeHumor News is not Fox News 21. Cats are uncool
Kabir Kumar (8 months ago)
This isnt happening anymore, so why is the video format still live?
Matthew Shellhaas (9 months ago)
Hey we could be commenting on how funny this is but why don't we all just spam them about their microphone problems. I think we should do that.
Eoht Nib (1 year ago)
I hope his little Yerdl Yerdl is okay, having been left at home for the first time.
daniel PC/ Xbox (1 year ago)
So is zach oyama is fired?
Hadif Aiman (1 year ago)
i cant hear anything
max wehl (1 year ago)
Ugly cats
KarlinRex (1 year ago)
Pocahontas is the G.O.A.T...,.also what are you saying? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Duncan Schaafsma (1 year ago)
Striped ties are illegal yet again!
Duncan Schaafsma (1 year ago)
Striped ties are illegal yet again!
Andrew Resler (1 year ago)
the video is fake, he just faked the audio issue to make it seem like he was live, but he never was
KSG_Official (1 year ago)
*IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS*
cpirnie3 (1 year ago)
fix the audio and then this will be the best idea ever. I heard it all very quietly and it is amazing!
Hannah Gruhn (1 year ago)
that was hilarious! when the word L O L (I didn't say it) was outlawed, I felt my life dream had been fulfilled.
Trashsan (1 year ago)
too bad Zac got fierd :/
nichsell (1 year ago)
I really love this video. I hope they make more just like it.
Ethan Gray (1 year ago)
Definitely too quiet...
Brady Sutliff (1 year ago)
College Humor sucks, but sam is still cool. hire some funny, original people please
The Snail (1 year ago)
will they ever fix the volume
Can0spam (1 year ago)
If you can't hear it check your sound card settings and look for something like Loudness Equalisation, Auto Volume Level etc
Robert Lind (1 year ago)
lol
Jon Dyson (1 year ago)
Too quiet did not listen
Kulbinator (1 year ago)
I cant hear a shit with audio slider on max..sheesh
Róbert Papp (1 year ago)
This video is a lie, if anyone was really watching the first 100 comments would've been "YouTube disabled sound", "can't hear you", ...
Connor Plays (1 year ago)
The audio fixes at about 10:13
Ideal Maia Rocha (1 year ago)
OH MY GOD!!!! They fired Zac Oyama!!1 T_T T_T Unsubbing
Deez Nutz (1 year ago)
y isn't a vowel
waturrmelaounn (1 year ago)
Where's the fucking audio?
jgames111 (1 year ago)
Wait he got fired nooooooo
Creflo Jonathan (1 year ago)
hail jebus the dead
G_P_Gon (1 year ago)
Jesus piss CH, why upload a video with such bad audio? You've got a ground loop in your equipment somewhere too
LiningCash 396 (1 year ago)
Interesting
Walter Riggs (1 year ago)
Bad audio
Ramsés Amadeus (1 year ago)
evertime ou see Jewish people ou should sa EWW!
DapperSkull (1 year ago)
13:50
TheCamoTrooper 450 (1 year ago)
At 3:15 he sounds more like a sim than anything
Maximilian Ðarko (1 year ago)
why is the sound so bad ?!?!
Huffy 124 (1 year ago)
New Years would be nw rs he said it would be new ears
The Indian Hitman (1 year ago)
Feminist king makes dickholes illegal
Arie Fales (1 year ago)
If Donald Trump is running around catching Pokémon isn't he breaking the law? Pokémon Is a game? It would've been better if he just built the wall to keep them out or maybe try to round them all up for deportation.
Arie Fales (1 year ago)
In other news people are needing safe spaces from trigger warnings.
consume enhance replicate (1 year ago)
4:30 Well shit, Advent is gonna kill everyone.
Ryan Firth (1 year ago)
wouldn't New Years become Nw rs
Neil Gupta (1 year ago)
Turn up the damn mic volume.
Shamasani (1 year ago)
Ravioli ravioli wats in de pocketoly - Filthy frank
Brendan VanEcko (1 year ago)
Holy shit that dig on Fox News. Thank you Kermit and all of your blessings.🙏
Alexander Bethea (1 year ago)
The volume is weak. But this was fucking hilarious he is an impromptu genius!!
Bob Jones (1 year ago)
I want more!
Da Bossman (1 year ago)
Too quiet
Kiran Graefenstedt (1 year ago)
NASL SOUND GUY panicBasket
Kiran Graefenstedt (1 year ago)
Besides that super well done though!
John Cyckowski (1 year ago)
rip Zac
Nikko M (1 year ago)
Turning on subtitles will help if you can't hear a word. It isn't 100% accurate, but it still helps.
Faladrin (1 year ago)
yeah, pretty shitty quality on the audio. You know you can try watching videos before you post them? And audio processing is pretty easy to do too.
Dusty (1 year ago)
I can hear him fine with full volume.
Da Bossman (1 year ago)
Snassy Your Skelefell same lol
jack moopoo (1 year ago)
At around 10:11 the audio changes...
jack moopoo (1 year ago)
Live videos always suck in audio but for some reason I can hear it using my headphones...
Jamestown (1 year ago)
Hpp nw rs!
Jamestown (1 year ago)
Damn Alien Collaborator!
Jamestown (1 year ago)
The Hittites were an actual people with their own language ... but it's a dead language.
Evildaave (1 year ago)
2:34. That's how much time I wasted on this. No one in the meeting put a hand up to say not sure it needs any let alone 18 mins. Next time anyone sees his face no way they will click.
Max Myzer (1 year ago)
CATS ARE COOL!!!
Maddy Taylor (1 year ago)
It won't become "new ears" it will be "nw rs"
Nagnullat (1 year ago)
Sam will forever remain the greatest flower in the CH bouquet.
Sarah (1 year ago)
Y us not a vowel there is only A, E, I, O and U
Thomas Riley (1 year ago)
This just in: Blueberries eat fish.
Thala Ajith (1 year ago)
HOW OR YOU
Aetrew (1 year ago)
new ears??? Ok assuming y would be phased out just because (not because it is a vowel, which it is not) new years would = nw rs
CleverNoggin #seven (1 year ago)
LIVE= shitty audio & poorly made none edited content that wastes more of the viewers time
AnimeSlapdown (1 year ago)
This could have been so much better. The comments used sucked.
AnimeSlapdown (1 year ago)
Meatballs for life Thanks for the apology.
Meatballs for life (1 year ago)
AnimeSlapdown I'm sorry we failed to humour you
Adea A.R.M.Y (1 year ago)
hi
Adea A.R.M.Y (1 year ago)
hi
AnimeSlapdown (1 year ago)
I love the live shit you guys have been doing, but please please stop filming them on a cellphone.
Ron Petersen (1 year ago)
Fail!! C-Span is more entertaining!!!
Sp3cTrA2991 (1 year ago)
it's pretty sad that a channel like this one can't portray proper audio content. smh get your shit together College Humor
Algirdas Pilypaitis (1 year ago)
Normal listening volume is 30% , but for this video has to put a whole 100% And still quiet.
Gio Tsiklauri (1 year ago)
Farting will kill us!!!!!!
Jukingbox (1 year ago)
I don't know if I should comment here... Maybe this happens again^^
Phipse187 (1 year ago)
This is amazing! Love it xD
Chris Jones (1 year ago)
there is a hum in the audio
Maria Elmahdy (1 year ago)
Listen you douchebag! More important staff to talk ! This is the most reckless irresponsible government in the world!!! Obama should be arrested immediately or he will start a war !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cooper Schulz (1 year ago)
o my god his improv skills are so bad
CalLadyQED (1 year ago)
Why is it so much quieter than CH's other videos?
BadCosine64 ! (1 year ago)
Did anybody put headphones and press it deep in your ear
Celtic Hermit (1 year ago)
The lol pyrocynical reference
Galileo Galilei (1 year ago)
John Cena
megadrummer3 (1 year ago)
💁💁💁
megadrummer3 (1 year ago)
hi this is entertaining
Pet Place (1 year ago)
Hi
Foxxy1406 (1 year ago)
I can't like this video enough! 😆👍👌
Flipio (1 year ago)
my volume is at 100 and I still and hear
Marcos. (1 year ago)
I'm gonna be pissed if someone doesn't spam dicks
Bacon Meow (1 year ago)
LOUDER IDIOTS
L3GITME (1 year ago)
Low key funny AF
Kofuj Murphy (1 year ago)
Welcome to night vale anyone one
Stale Meme (1 year ago)
Shiny Caterpie into the Pyrocynical twitter accounts
SpecialOps728 (1 year ago)
Shiny cater-pie you mean caterpea
Matt Gar (1 year ago)
Scientists predict that in 2150 every man will have testicular cancer
FrilledPickle (1 year ago)
it's so quiet