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My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!)

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Just because it’s a Velociraptor with knives for teeth doesn’t mean it’s not my best friend. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Chris Pratt Bryce Dallas Howard Raphael Chestang Blue - Nick Celentano Airport Travelers - Ellie Panger Rorrie Travis Antonio Salgado Danice Page Steven Lee Andrea Clemons James Karroum Laura Johnston Ian Sollenberger Killian Sobel CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writer - Raphael Chestang Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty  Editor - Sam Geer
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waffle sauce (3 hours ago)
You got Chris Pratt to do this is one of my favorite actors
Seonghun Yang (6 hours ago)
Is that Katie on drug inside the box? I think it is.
Nic_F. (13 hours ago)
Poor man was more terrified of the rich white lady asking to see his supervisor than of the dinosaur.
Tigerman GAMING (17 hours ago)
Any animal is ok when it’s a service animal...
Tigerman GAMING (17 hours ago)
JK
Rebecca (18 hours ago)
The mot real thing about this is the people standing around in line oblivious and uncaring to everything.
equarg (18 hours ago)
😏Nice practical effects! I too, like Blue, would NOT be happy stuffed in a carrier!
BROOKLYN WILLIAMS (20 hours ago)
I hate when people bring there dinosaurs to the airport they are always whining. I remember I tried to pet one then they were like oh she's friendly that thing tried to bite the crap out of me.😂😂😂😂😂🐲
DragonofEpics (21 hours ago)
I hate that people do that.
e batdorf (23 hours ago)
Literally, every time someone brings in a chihuahua as a service animal...
Dx209 (1 day ago)
hmm very good bit, but in the last scene where she says "can I speak with your superviser" if right before that there was the raptor sound running between the clerk and desk with him looking frightened, then camera switches to her and that line, then back to him crying that would have been ace.
DPatel (1 day ago)
Nailed it!!
Beezu San (1 day ago)
you can eat shit
ann Gillespie (1 day ago)
Coo!
KKCider (1 day ago)
I wish that was in the movie
nibbadva (1 day ago)
I wish they added a black mirror joke too since she's from the episode.
Vault Boy (1 day ago)
Bryce Dallas Howard 😍❤️❤️❤️
Peter Shearer (1 day ago)
Dinosaurs Lovers 😄
Rose OSullivan (2 days ago)
When the dinosaur rawered my bird landed on my shoulder. It scared the crap out of me 😂
ExploringPanda (2 days ago)
chris pratt= life
GuffaCake (2 days ago)
Actually airplanes don’t allow emotional support animals to be on the plane with you unless it’s in the back with the luggage (where they put other animals) it’s only service animals
Simple Kenny (2 days ago)
Why is Gamora?
Colour Crazy (2 days ago)
Bryce is so talented, funny and beautiful. 💕
Luna Landing on the moon (2 days ago)
“ can i speak with your supervisor “ nice subtle black mirror reference 😂😂
Psiberzerker (2 days ago)
Oh, no. They made another one, didn't they?
JohnHadesDoe (2 days ago)
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Barbara Donegan (2 days ago)
Holy Mary mother of whatshisname, where can I get those fabulous earrings?
DeathToJihad (2 days ago)
Emotional support dinosaurs are the future!
Yazeed Hawash (2 days ago)
Is that a dinosaur office reference
Galliao (2 days ago)
Howard needs more comedy roles. Her delivery was amazing
AJ Faller (2 days ago)
0/10 no jeff goldbloom
Jerome Lund (2 days ago)
Drop the mic. Over.
High Lord TedPool (2 days ago)
Lol
Dani Dani (2 days ago)
Lmfao.."What Park?" 😂 I love u Chris ❤
bluemonkey223 (2 days ago)
love it
steven riggins (2 days ago)
Haha i like that
E H (2 days ago)
I need this as a movie
Andrea Dohm (3 days ago)
LMAO
Disney Craziness (3 days ago)
???🙄
Pinkie Love (3 days ago)
dallas so hot
nobledonkey17 (3 days ago)
Blue...GO FULL BEAST MODE! (I lost it)
Laura Kinoshita (3 days ago)
So good
Pierre Cardone (3 days ago)
this wasn't even remotely funny.
Violet P-S (3 days ago)
Icarus airlines
Helena Rosno (3 days ago)
If you had a pet dinosaur what kind would it be and what would you name it?
ChasehaWing (3 days ago)
"Allen."
Backroad Chaser (3 days ago)
Im feeling this is towards pit bulls
Captain Fez (3 days ago)
But she dies in the new movie
David Rojas (3 days ago)
Wow Andy Dwyer has sure moved up.
TJ Surin (3 days ago)
She would be one of those "talk to your manager" types
Kill Dozer (3 days ago)
Love how there's a dinosaur roaming around the airport and literally NOBODY in the background cares....
Private (3 days ago)
When I i pay for data to watch a commercial on my identity-theft-o-phone, I expect that secretly-a-commercial to have this kind of production value. I'm not paying you to make me watch BAD commercials.
debbie foster (3 days ago)
HA HA HA HA HAHA HA AH!!!!!!
Sinister Sweet (3 days ago)
I wish these two were as enjoyable playing a couple in the movie(s).
sweeteepie4ever (3 days ago)
Are these two playing Claire and Owen or themselves in this commercial ?
Canaan's Photography (4 days ago)
Am I really seeing people complain about this being harmful to service animals? Jesus, shut up and enjoy the video. People have to find faults in EVERYTHING these days, just learn to enjoy things.
Alexander Romanov (4 days ago)
Here we go
Trista Morgan (4 days ago)
I got a lost world commercial before this lol XD
Dalek Sek (4 days ago)
Of course the ad is for Jurassic world. Not even joking about that.
subversiveasset (4 days ago)
Bryce Dallas Howard won't be able to get to 4.5 with this kind of behavior.
Tina Shen (4 days ago)
the kind of service animal that creates so much anxiety around it you forget yours.
alvaro monsegur (4 days ago)
The guy crying at the end cranks me up hahahha
Avid Abstractions (4 days ago)
LOL! Cheers!
Tweek Tweak (4 days ago)
I got a Jurassic world trailer before this lol
Joska Rifinaukr (4 days ago)
That dart isn't in an enclosed chamber. Whether it's supposed to be propelled by compressed air or a chemical reaction, he's not shooting anything with that tranq. Bad velociraptor tamer!
Triple S (4 days ago)
I can't believe that out of all the ads on YouTube a Jurassic World ad played before this video! What Are The Odds!?
Craig Dixon (4 days ago)
I'd like Bryce to dominate me sexually with her feet
Leo Trollstoy (4 days ago)
oh look an ad
Craved HunterIII (4 days ago)
How
Dreidynn Alysse (4 days ago)
isn’t that the girl from nosedive in black mirror???
Avocado Drawsstuff (4 days ago)
I just saw a Jurassic park ad before before this video started
Memphis. Methods (4 days ago)
his head shaped like a stepped on m&m
SetTrender (4 days ago)
If it wasn’t for Starlord, THANOS would be dead-_-
Benjamin Sherman (4 days ago)
LOL! That was awesome...
Santi Tricks (4 days ago)
Icarus airlines 💯
Kate Barney (4 days ago)
I got an ad for Jurassic world before this
Love is Life (4 days ago)
I got an ad for the movie when I clicked on this weird
Bob Buchko (4 days ago)
Wow Deadpool has really opened up the floodgates for goofy movie ads. Love it!
TheTrollDinosaurs - Random Content (4 days ago)
I got a Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom advertisement before this video..
Nightpony inRface (4 days ago)
:V they actually got Chris Pratt to be in this?!
This guy Is Not being edgy enough (5 days ago)
I got a Fallen kingdom trailer before this video.
Viridian Cosmo (5 days ago)
Jurassic Airport coming 2022
Ian Wade (5 days ago)
How cool is it you guys got to meet Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas?
Jordan wang (5 days ago)
how much did you guys pay them to be on the show, can't believe you got those guys on here
Jordan wang (5 days ago)
how much did you guys pay them to be on the show, can't believe you got those guys on here
SicSemperEvelloMortemTyrannis TyrannyEnder (5 days ago)
Blue is a sweetheart. Lol
JonWashburn (5 days ago)
That's it. I'm going to start taking my ESA Xenomorph with me on trips from now on.
lalanapalala1 (5 days ago)
I think i've seen her on Netflix before can't remember
Konrad RandomGuy (5 days ago)
Quality
Patrick O'Rourke (5 days ago)
She was from black mirror nosedive
CalebMakesVideos (5 days ago)
I can’t take my dinosaur on a plane either so now I can only take road trips with her. : (
SpecialNewb (5 days ago)
Of course shes one of those "supervisor" ladies 😂
The Real Rick (5 days ago)
"What about that park they keep having to close down" park??? Wha park???? Bluuuee eat your pole
Kendra Vang (5 days ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bryan Jiang (5 days ago)
The soul world ain’t that bad
CoffeeWithTheCynic (5 days ago)
Alternate ending: both Owen & Claire run off after Blue, Raphael calls, "Next!" His glass of water behind the counter starts to ripple and he looks up at something offscreen in horror. Cut to the other side of the counter, Ian Malcolm is holding a leash that goes up offscreen and says, "Checking in," while the Rex lets out a soft growl.
ItzKnightZ OG (5 days ago)
Lol, Icarus airline.
SpaceKiddo (5 days ago)
THERE WAS A JURASSIC WORLD AD😂😂😂
AwesomeOreo ZX (5 days ago)
Who? Oh crap. You lucky bastards. YOU GOT TO MEET CHRIS PRATT?!
AwesomeOreo ZX (5 days ago)
And the other person... yeah, that one that ran in heels
Pintexx (5 days ago)
Thanks for Infinty War part two star lord!
Clara Green (5 days ago)
Who else saw a commercial for Jurassic world?