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The New iPhone is Just Worse

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We've done something that at first seems counterintuitive--and then is: we've made it worse. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com Assistant Editor: Spencer Kombol Editor: Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects: TJ Gonzalez Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn Post Coordinator: Theodora Hart Head Assistant Editor: Phil Fox
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DO A BARREL ROLL (15 hours ago)
Just use the Airbu-AIR PODS GODDAMMIT
Arya Vart (23 hours ago)
i buyed this shit for 800$ and i regret it. I use my phone to make calls, take pictures and LISTEN TO MUSIC . i don't use it to play games so how much the processor is better doesn't matter to me , I think that iphones are just a mark of status symbol ,they are very expensive and lack much value for money ,i am never buying iphones anymore and would buy phones less than 400$
AFK Queen (1 day ago)
*c a r e f u l , t i m .*
saeed alkuwari (1 day ago)
if u want to listen to music while charging then get AirPods ..there u go
tvMinty (1 day ago)
This channel isn't funny
Chazo Anwah (1 day ago)
Okay... Right at the moment Tim disappeared. My internet went down for a second.
Messi Morning (2 days ago)
Did you see the illuminati symbol
Laura V (4 days ago)
One of their best videos ever
kshitiz pandit (5 days ago)
gandhi why
Rachel Nocera (6 days ago)
When the Narrator said "Oh no, Where did Tim go?" I thought of Blues Clues.
Turborider (6 days ago)
This is freaking hilarious
Gw the os Os (6 days ago)
And they should remove the battery thingy so when it runs out of battery u should buy a new one every goddamn time
Gw the os Os (6 days ago)
Only 90s kids remember head phone jacks
Tell Me About Your Butthurt (8 days ago)
The 13k dislikes are triggered iPhone users that lack a sense of humor. just like the iPhone lacks a jack port. que the butthurt Apple users ;)
Aa Gg (8 days ago)
Tim cook should be fired! He has ruined apple far enough!
And Other Small Things (8 days ago)
Because please.
Prince XVII (9 days ago)
So nobody's going to mention the dark turn the video took? Maybe they just got taken away...
RIKKI R (10 days ago)
I own an iPhone and I'm gladly going back to Android. I like my headphone jack and I hate the fact that Apple removed that shit to make more money
Crazcompart (10 days ago)
Yeah, right..."iPhone Invisible"....Good! I'll pay for it with invisible cash, too!
clownage123 (11 days ago)
Imagine if they invented cars. So dangerous. No windows.
Alabri King (11 days ago)
Neon Galaxy Entertainment (11 days ago)
iPhone 11 runs on android
Granty's Panties Delivery Service (12 days ago)
The new $1000 iPhone 8 will be as thin as paper and the whole back of it will be speakers but you have to take the speakers off and replace them with a separate back with a built in plug to charge the phone, sold separately for an extra $600. And if you are even more awesome you will want to buy the deluxe version of the iPhone 8 for $3000 which has 2 apple logos instead of one. And we have gotten rid of the power button and volume buttons as they have been much of a liability. Last but not least you can't make phone calls anymore because that's so last century.
vw gti 2.0t lover (13 days ago)
Apple phones are a fucking joke. The people that are buying them are clowns!!
Some Guy (13 days ago)
iPhone 10 Steve Jobs "We have removed the camera and replaced it with the headphone jack" It also cost 10,000
The Amazing Metalhead (14 days ago)
Apple fun fact: Steve Jobs was a dick!
Andrew Lilya (15 days ago)
iPhone 8: We have innovated such technology that will allow you to use your headphones. And we call this exciting new innovation the headphone jack
Stuff And things (15 days ago)
This is scary
ericgrays (15 days ago)
Why dont you just get an Android dumbass
Molly Kemp (16 days ago)
Other ideas for apple - IPad home (It's just a giant home button that does nothing) - IPhone earrape (No volume adjustment, volume set really loudly) - IPod Atari (The only app you can download is YouTube, but videos can only play with Atari graphics)
Super Rabiu (17 days ago)
CrakedSkullyTV (17 days ago)
....remember when college humor used to actually be ran by college students instead of buzzfeed flunkies
colintheh2015 (18 days ago)
Who else is watching on their iPhone 7😂
Sean Hartnett (19 days ago)
The machines are taking over !
Lrenz Messick (20 days ago)
"It looks the same as the other iPhones." What phone are you comparing it to? Every other phones older versions look the same too. Apple took the jack out for better water resistance and to push us to the future. Most cars have Bluetooth and many headphones are Bluetooth. If not get a car that's not older than 25. It comes with an adapter for you poor people. This is called technology. It evolves and advances. If you can't keep up then you'll get left behind. That's life. Quit bitching in your dinosaur car
החדש החדש (20 days ago)
Dude watch your language
Chris RMendoza (20 days ago)
I like the ad you just made about mocking apple but i think it's going to be better than the IPhone 7.
Tyler Farr (20 days ago)
Watching this on the iPad Backs
Jan Buijsman (20 days ago)
Junior Volquez (20 days ago)
Introducing the new iPhone10: ''We design it, you imagine it'' :)
Rongrong Huang (21 days ago)
When your watching this on an iPhone 7
Isaiah Arcilla (21 days ago)
"iPad backs two iPad backs stuck together"😂😂😂
NinjaDow (22 days ago)
'It's because please' lmfao
Viral Videos (22 days ago)
its called advertising, they did that so that people would buy the new wireless headphones
Patriot 2016 (22 days ago)
Currently watching this...on my iPhone 7
Animated gif (22 days ago)
I love Jony Ive.
Rakish 23 (22 days ago)
butt hurt apple fans feel like they're getting hammered after watching this video
Reagan Runyan (23 days ago)
I'm watching this on my iPhone 7 plus...... the double camera looked cool.....
vandal workman (23 days ago)
Lol Real talk 💯 I feel like the 6s plus is better then the 7 all day And yoll hella funny
marios aggourakis (23 days ago)
that's you doing at your at youtube channel
realisticturtle (24 days ago)
Is Tim Cook Mini Ladd?
Ben John K (24 days ago)
What opinions may be yelled by Steve from Heaven?!
FastToflash GotHax Roblox And more! (25 days ago)
angel lopez (25 days ago)
when is the ibrick coming out??
Lori l (25 days ago)
samsung gear and samsung galaxy samsung (25 days ago)
its worse
Domi Jame (26 days ago)
iPhone 9 buy the phone get one app buy a full price d phone to get another
Hayato Brightside (26 days ago)
Congrats on the Webby Award!
Yavuz Selim Han Osmanoglu (26 days ago)
The voice is so relaxing, its so jony ivy-ish that i'm just game for buying a 7plus jetblack now. Even though i hate the iphone 7.
[myst]goldwolfgamer888x (27 days ago)
Yeah I'll keep my iPhone 6 ^.^
Flippy (27 days ago)
The donut part lol
Nour (27 days ago)
you know, i wouldnt even be nearly suprised if they made the iphone 8 a glass brick
Ceci Scientia (28 days ago)
why does he looks like a videogame character?
WizaDude (28 days ago)
Penelope Dick (29 days ago)
Love these Apple ads! Please make more!!
Chaos Gaia (29 days ago)
Iphones always have inferior specs than android devices.....they have low ram, processing power, lack of storage, less ppi, bad resolution and shit cameras.
Potato Man (29 days ago)
When we realeased the iphone 7 people complained about removing the headphone jack for the iphone 8 we removed the charging jack so you have to buy wireless charging tools in the iphone 9 we removed speakers so you had to buy wireless headphones to use sound with the iphone 10 we removed the side buttons like the volume adjusters and on/off button so you have to use the home button with iphone 11 we removed the home button to be edgy like samsung in the iphone on the iphone 12 we removed the camera so you can buy are icamera for only $499.99 with the iphone 13 we removed the screen so it was a solid block of metal with the apple logo on it with the iphone 14 it was literally a apple logo sticker so you can stick it on to anything and sell it for 10x what you bought it for with the new iphone 15 you give us your money and walk away. -Apple, Innovations everyday
iliminati when it glitched
Tessa Leslie (29 days ago)
reat video
TraustiGeir (1 month ago)
HAL, is that you...?
Slayer Animations (1 month ago)
I think I'm starting to go insane.. This guy looks like a video game charecter
Sergio Flores (1 month ago)
By the iPhone 15 they will remove everything. Just an empty box worth $12000 and people will still buy it
Roobik B (1 month ago)
iphone slowlely removing itself from market....it started from removing head jack....and it goes on
HeWhoChooses (1 month ago)
Isaiah (1 month ago)
😂 Watching on iPhone7! I loved this parody although it's not accurate Apple made a lot of changes internally but android will always hate so 🔥🖕🏾 SUCK A DICK LOL
Ember Typhlosion (1 month ago)
I wonder when it can make me breakfast....
kristof1018 (1 month ago)
now put it in Rose Gold colors so the selfie teenager zombies can suck apple's dick
Narkiplier (1 month ago)
Dear apple build a charger that FUCKING LASTS DAMMMNNNN!!!!!
noogai223 (1 month ago)
Iphone 58: just the camera lens, nothing else
Delet This (1 month ago)
Somebody explain the G key missing thing?
OptimusPhillip (1 month ago)
We removed the headphone jack and replaced it with a piece of plastic of unclear purpose. Think Differently
PascalGame indonesia (1 month ago)
the iphone 8 there will no charger port so you need to replace your phone every time its fuckin dies
PortableGamerYT (1 month ago)
The next iPhone is a button with a screen.
Small blocks (1 month ago)
we took away WiFi so you will half to use phone service so it will be expensive and then we took away phone service so no internet so we make you waste money now we took away the battery and the charging port then we took away the touch screen now you will half to use the iPhone as a black berry but now we took away the screen so you will half to use a Bluetooth monitor and you will half to give the monitor access wich you can't because you might of realized we took away all the buttons while you were reading the comment now we removed the fingerprint sensor so now the iPhone is a waste of money now we removed the whole phone oh look we removed your brain now you will get an F on every test oh look we removed your body now you only have your soul
Radox (1 month ago)
"I mean, what else do you want a phone to do? Make you cum?" I'm down with that idea
Katie Harmon (1 month ago)
"Because please" me too
Duong Nguyen (1 month ago)
Guys, iphone 6s or iphone 7? ;)
vinoth Vino (1 month ago)
m apple guy..but I like the video..very funny
Ace (1 month ago)
"the phone looks exactly the same as the old ones" omfg so ture xD
Marty Despot (1 month ago)
Are you against Apple products? Because this is A BIG argument against the company's philosophy...
yami yume (1 month ago)
what's up with the g keys?
Vincent Paquette (1 month ago)
This video is just full of bullshit dude. Tim Cook did a wonderful job has CEO of Apple. The Iphone 7 is the best Iphone Apple ever maid in their history. The worked so hard for it. But Yeahh, I know that you want to Apple change the design of their Iphone but you just have to wait to the Iphone 8 !! Annd by the way the iphone 7 plus is enormously better than the first Iphone 6.
Ik heb geen Youtube (1 month ago)
r eality is here (1 month ago)
this person is a robot or human?
鄧鈞鴻 (1 month ago)
the whole new iPhone air: just air.
Wicked Xander (1 month ago)
One of the best College Humor videos
BANANA CREAMY (1 month ago)
it would be awesome if the iPhone 8 had no charging thing so you would either use it once or have a thing wear you put your phone on and it chargers
Epictimes (1 month ago)
thinking differently
Triple A 7 (1 month ago)
I think that you should remove the speaker 🔊 charging port and the back camera 🎥 cause who uses the speaker and who likes to charge their phones again and again and who takes photos from the back camera I guess that if Tim Cook were to comment on iPhone 8 it would make no difference lol
Hatake Kakashi (1 month ago)
That's because please *I died*