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The New iPhone is Just Worse

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We've done something that at first seems counterintuitive--and then is: we've made it worse. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com Assistant Editor: Spencer Kombol Editor: Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects: TJ Gonzalez Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn Post Coordinator: Theodora Hart Head Assistant Editor: Phil Fox
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YouTube Commenter (1 hour ago)
iPhone 8 .
ThatGTAFan720 (9 hours ago)
Please do one on the Note7!
lisasuhre1 (9 hours ago)
Wtf how does that guy look so much like a wax figure???
Caspiras Kaeris (10 hours ago)
I don't understand apple...
Illuminati (11 hours ago)
iPhone7 sux balls
Malcolm Vladisclav (16 hours ago)
love the video. keep it up.
Rhys Allen (20 hours ago)
This starts off as funny and then gets plain creepy 'Jony giveth, and Jony can taketh away' Oh shit.
mohamed imran (21 hours ago)
hey this is the best phone
mrdre9241 (1 day ago)
ineed a new ibrain
Ubaid Salim (2 days ago)
Thank you so much... I have never needed a laugh so bad...
no thanks (2 days ago)
that took a dark turn
Death Eagle From Hell/canada ball (2 days ago)
iphone7 = impact grenade
Hantz Gaming (2 days ago)
Iphone 10 will have buttons not touch screen
MariusTheMarius (3 days ago)
Iphone 7 no haed phone jake iphone 10 no screen 😂🖒
Mewtwo Mewtwo (3 days ago)
did anyone else see the iluminati when tim died
DTINC WORLD NEWS (3 days ago)
The IPhone 8 will be the first to have a S Pen.
DevL Tryout (4 days ago)
iPhone 8 will have no fucking ports so you can't charge it or listen to music
Jake Hathaway (4 days ago)
you copied ryan higa
Faithdose (4 days ago)
Do you guys know why they keep doing this? Because everyone is going to buy it anyways
Sowmya Lokesh (4 days ago)
Dumb video
Lucky Minty (5 days ago)
iphone 8 will be iphoneless
Freezer Burnz (5 days ago)
I know how to save mike from drowning just pause the video
Alexei (5 days ago)
to all people that say iPhone 8 no home button.. there is Sony without one and it works great so apple won't do it, but it has an audio jack 👍
heba khodier (5 days ago)
helpppppp
Tem reacts YOUSUF AND TEMMIE SUB. TO THEM (6 days ago)
IDK ABOUT THE HEADPHONE JACK WE HAVE BLUE TOOTH
Tem reacts YOUSUF AND TEMMIE SUB. TO THEM (6 days ago)
IPHONE7 IS THE BEST
Regan Anderson (7 days ago)
"Johnny giveth, and Johnny can taketh, too."
AlexplayzGaming (7 days ago)
The iPhone 8 will only be able to message iPhones and call iPhone also any Android devices near you will explode.
HTFCuddles (7 days ago)
I want an iPod Brickle.
Shayed Dee (7 days ago)
iPhone 8: No Speaker iPhone 9: No Display iPhone 10: No phone.Just pay 1000$ Apple for nothing.
Temi Olabode (7 days ago)
iPhone7: No headphone jack iPhone8:no charging port (buy apple exclusive port for $300) iPhone9:Shard of glass iPhone 10: No applications iPhone11:No phone app iPhone12: Nokia 3310 Etc.... Are you starting to see a pattern?
Aidan Corcoran (8 days ago)
He dyed his eyebrows grey for a 3 minute joke?
AmZy Vidz (8 days ago)
iPhone 8: we have removed touchscreen
Olof Pettersson (8 days ago)
iPhone 8 - No homebutton
leniel dela torre (8 days ago)
play radio fm/am
Good Gordon (8 days ago)
INTRODUCING THE IPHONE 8!!! WHERE THEY GET RID OF THE HOME BUTTON AND ON AND OFF SWITCH!!! THE IPHONE 8!!! COMPLETELY USELESS!!!
Leo Johnson (9 days ago)
the next iphone should not have a power switch so you can buy a new one everytime thinking there just broken
Abrar (10 days ago)
Where did you get the soundtrack from?
garry newby (11 days ago)
The iPhone 8 will just be a shard of glass no speakers, no earphone jack, no microphone, no buttons, no charging point and no battery
Liam O'Neill (12 days ago)
"Oopsie daisy. Where did Tim go?"
Tormod Linné Kausrud (13 days ago)
IPhone 10! now sqirts lava in your face when you touch it
If i could see it all just like a fly on the wall. (14 days ago)
steve didn't want this
Joshua J Bell (14 days ago)
I am glad that I switched to Android
Newbie 4Real (14 days ago)
I'm afraid apple's gonna sue them haha. But what I dont understand is, why would someone listening to music while they're charging? I mean that's dangerous, right? Your ears might be exploded I think
Drew Allen Music (7 days ago)
Newbie 4Real Why would your ears explode?
Newbie 4Real (10 days ago)
Mia Donahue no i'm not
Mia Donahue (10 days ago)
I really hope you're kidding
ethan pete (14 days ago)
The iPhone 7 really isn't that bad. It's basically waterproof.
TheLastNation (13 days ago)
ethan pete Samsung had that for a long time
Isa M (14 days ago)
This is literally a don't hug me I'm scared episode
Kira M (14 days ago)
iPhone 7s - With the brand new revolutionary headphone jack
BigPrometheus (15 days ago)
this video was funny so i was going to share it... But then it kept going and killed the funny
Forbbidengaming (15 days ago)
can't wait to read the comments
Abdullah Khalid (15 days ago)
In the intro there is Martian ghindi
Bracco pls (15 days ago)
the ipad backs which is just 2 ipad backs... i almost choked right there
Yahel Cohen-Kowalski (15 days ago)
Ta-daa
Sosig (16 days ago)
2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack 2017: iPhone 8=no battery 2018: iPhone 9=no screen 2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000
Jenny Carrillo (16 days ago)
With the iPhone 8 we've introduced a revolutionary new way to listen to your music. It's called a headphone jack.
GamerTag_Zero (16 days ago)
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED /\ / _ \
electrical boomer (17 days ago)
damn new product damn you johnny
Michael Kowalchuk (17 days ago)
anybody else notice Johny stole the g from grateful?
Clorox Bleach (17 days ago)
thats bcoz pls... pls dont
GoldWaggy PP (17 days ago)
Apple Fucked Up.
Hailie Lim (18 days ago)
Oh god the end oh no
Hey Plays (18 days ago)
iPhone 7 +1 Camera -1 Headphone-Jack iPhone 8 +2 Cameras -Volume Buttons
jayjay07 (19 days ago)
Or you could just turn on Bluetooth, but only if you have those type of cars.
NickGamer NZ (19 days ago)
"our user expect from us to introduce new inovative features"..... but keep buying anyway because they are mostly brain dead
Declan McArthur (19 days ago)
incoming apple fanboys! brace your self's!
JetBananaTM (19 days ago)
iphone 8: no speakers iphone 9: no headphones or headphone jack iphone 10: no screen iphone 11: no battery; solar powered iphone 12: no screen, you have to imagine it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JetBananaTM (19 days ago)
Yeah what else should a phone do? It's originally for calling not the future device of 3000 AD or something 🙄
Nutbag Puncher (19 days ago)
You put symbols at the end of your video as if you can handle a punch to the chin.
Das Kenshin (19 days ago)
Steve jobs died = apple fucked
Carbonide GT (18 days ago)
Das Kenshin growtopiaqq
Jack Skellington (18 days ago)
Oh Apple was fucked long before that! They have always just copied what others did 10 years ago! The only people who buy Apple are people who don't understand technology!
DTINC WORLD NEWS (19 days ago)
Iphone now runs TouchWiz
Javonasaurus Wrighten (20 days ago)
ILLUMERNATI!!!!!!
Hidayat Arif (20 days ago)
Apple's marketing: eliminating headphone jack so that the buyer can dispose of his money again to buy their airpods and the airpods sound like a $15
Thomas The one (20 days ago)
iPhone 8 won't have a screen!
Frozen Bus Channel 魔雪巴士頻道 (20 days ago)
I bet they'll just remove the bluetooth function in iPhone 8.
ItsDonnty (21 days ago)
so true
Kaleb White (23 days ago)
wait until they remove the home button
Holly Alexander (23 days ago)
That's because please. PLEASE DONT.
TheGreatRandomizer22 // DarthAAO (23 days ago)
iPhone8 - No home button iPhone9 - No camera iPhone10 - No WiFi for iPhone iPhone11 - No apps iPhone12 - No sound iPhone13 - No screen iPhone14 - No design iPhone15 - No iPhone iPhone16 - Dark matter
Your bitch ass (23 days ago)
This convinced me to just get a 6s lmao
Bonza El-Testo (24 days ago)
13k apple fanboys are dislike this video
ITS SPICEY (24 days ago)
i think i saw think i saw the illuminate in the vid
Percy Ross (24 days ago)
This video struck a lot more closer to phone ever since I bought a AUX cord to play my music in the car a couple weeks ago.
Diego U (24 days ago)
👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amit Krishna (25 days ago)
hahahaha 😂 it's hilariously true
PSYCHRONIC (25 days ago)
you know apple you could make a touch sensitive home screen button on the back with a finger print sensor so the screen is bigger or you can use the new space for front facing speakers
Shivanshu Bansal (25 days ago)
Yeah, we all miss steve
joseph Connor-west (27 days ago)
I had an advert for the iPhone 7 before this
Antphoneigh (28 days ago)
Crap. Jony Ive does own Apple now, and it's even worse.
Tech Life (28 days ago)
iphone 8 no charging port its use and throw
Jason Qian (28 days ago)
Someone plz tell me why the G on the computer comes out??? I didn't get it😭
ANSHENSUD (28 days ago)
next the iphone 8 won't have a screen
G4m3L1f3 (29 days ago)
apple are just money whores. They want you to use cancerous wireless beats headphones.Literally.
DNAGAMES (29 days ago)
Here at Apple, were always trying to come up with a new and innovative product. So now introducing, the NoPhone. It's just the box of an iPhone but when you open it, there will be absolutely nothing there.
NexonProGT (29 days ago)
Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free— I'mSlipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free AndMaybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change and it all will fade to black Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay, or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell. Did I ever even know? Can I take another step? I've done everything I can All the people that I see I will never understand If I find a way to change, if I step into the light Then I'll never be the same and it all will fade to white Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free— I'mSlipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free AndMaybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change and it all will fade to black If I make another move, if I take another step Then it all would fall apart. There'd be nothing of me left If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night Will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white? Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how too see; I've forgotten if I can If I opened up my eyes there'd be no more going back 'Cause I'd throw it all away and it all would fade to black
Lucas Ritzman (30 days ago)
I loved the fake Tim cook😂