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The New iPhone is Just Worse

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We've done something that at first seems counterintuitive--and then is: we've made it worse. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com Assistant Editor: Spencer Kombol Editor: Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects: TJ Gonzalez Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn Post Coordinator: Theodora Hart Head Assistant Editor: Phil Fox
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Smack Dab (2 hours ago)
Am I the only person that likes Android and Apple?
Dredonkey (5 hours ago)
help him
Can I have some coffee :D (8 hours ago)
I'm calling it now that they're going to remove the charging port and try to force people to use wireless charging.
Rumpel Felt (11 hours ago)
I despise Apple and the success of its sheeple-hearding program is both sad and funny. This has to be the first move I actually respect Apple for and of course all the airheads out there are pissed because they don't understand it. The 3.5mm jack is an ancient relic to still have in mainstream circulation today. It should have been fazed out by the early 2000's. What other '80s technology besides an FM radio on some phones do we still incorporate into the newest devices? The jack provides inconsistent audio with movement, is a dirt magnet, requires a lot of space, and is of the first places for water to pour into the device. It's also not a "smart" port as it only has one one-way function.
Dan Wills (14 hours ago)
iPhone 7 was the worst iPhone ever I instead of buying the 7 got a 6s not sure if I'll ever buy another iPhone once this ones run its course
Fasit 2 F I L CUT 5 XG Universe (15 hours ago)
This is 7
Devin Harris (1 day ago)
Apple is going to make their own version of Bluetooth aren't they
CRAZY DMS (1 day ago)
Y are you giving bad words..
Chaos Sniperman (2 days ago)
IPhone 5 head phone jack on the bottom iphone6 3D touch iPhone 7 no head phone jack iPhone 8 no speakers and maybe no home button iPhone 9 no power button
Spark 411 (2 days ago)
Under the leadership of Tim Cook apple has become more employee friendly but 🤷🏻‍♀️... the time of iphone has ended, Samsung takes the spotlight now.
crazydude98 (2 days ago)
this is why android is better then apple
The Actual Joker (3 days ago)
I miss Steve Jobs
Blokcade (3 days ago)
"Let's make a Apple glass brick!" Me: "Apple is running out of ideas."
Blokcade (3 days ago)
While you are at it, remove the touchscreen and the home button.
Tn3xDZN (3 days ago)
I don't know why but I just love the part : at first it seems counterintuitive and then is
Mercedes-clips 12213 (4 days ago)
iPhone 8 4 cameras
xCyClOnIc_StOrMx (5 days ago)
I miss John-- Oopsy daisy, We're did Tim go?
theaxehandle1 (5 days ago)
How else are we supposed to progess to the wireless future if you keep holding onto technology from the 1920's? I want to live in a world where everything is connected by bluetooth or WiFi. A world where if it uses electricity, a bluetooth/WiFi connection is as essential as the power button. Everthing would be a smart device and controlled by your voice
The Walking Dictionary (5 days ago)
I MISS STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vishni Giga (5 days ago)
Iphone 8 comes out
Endy (6 days ago)
I bought the iPhone 7 because it was cheaper than the iPhone 6s data wise
Abdulrahman Ahmed (6 days ago)
Same shit 😂
RhysTheCreator :D (6 days ago)
Holy shit I had a really long ad about a phone and I thought it was this video, till I saw skip
Ludofan13 (7 days ago)
im not even in college and i find this so funny, that i nearly died from laughing
Zmaj Krilic (8 days ago)
Apple products rock just like iphone 7 so gtfo with ur stupid jokes
Zackery Diehl (8 days ago)
"That's because please, please don't"
My Awful Videos (8 days ago)
The dislikes are Apple employees
KFB Gaming (8 days ago)
I want my phone to make me cum
Bread is for the weak (8 days ago)
HOW WILL I TAUNT
Master Galliminus (8 days ago)
thx to tim saying please, i wasted $2,000,000
landon Jones (9 days ago)
This just made feel bad about getting it
Lolo 35 (9 days ago)
Who is better? IPhone or the Samsung????
Natalie Hoang (9 days ago)
I was so pissed when they took out the headphone jack
Oliver Pagan (9 days ago)
Remove the charging port. Make a Bluetooth charger!!!
carwashgaming (9 days ago)
Iphone isnt worse. Idiot. It updates in interior and exterior. So its not worse
Maxeeyy (9 days ago)
"That's because please, just please"
Leif Holden (10 days ago)
Apple - " you try and create new and exciting features every year." Samsung - " We have."
jayDOSEplay (10 days ago)
OK think about the speed change it's so much better.
RTB 604 (10 days ago)
Wtf
Abliskarian (11 days ago)
iphone 7: no headphone jack iphone 8: no home button iphone 9: no speakers iphone 10: no camera iphone 11: nothing anymore, you're just paying for the box
Pokéstir (11 days ago)
At the end it turned into don’t hug me I’m scared...
Soufiane Mokhles (12 days ago)
"All the G keys on our keyboards have disappeared" I'm dying and I don't know why 😂😂😂
pedal mangal (12 days ago)
iphone 9: we removed the camera and the microphone to "improve" the phone
Mohammed Barwani (12 days ago)
iPhone 7: No Headset jack iPhone 8: No home button iPhone 9: No charging iPhone 10: No phone Introducing the iMagination™
Kalisto YT (13 days ago)
hello hello hello
SkylandGhost Forever (13 days ago)
We do things that at first, seem counter intuitive, and then they are. We are making them, worse.
DaBluMew (13 days ago)
The reason i didn't get the 7 was because of the headphone jack.
thebookishgetaway (14 days ago)
Sometimes things that are new... are worse
Time For Tyler (14 days ago)
Watching on IPhone 7
skuuller khedr (15 days ago)
are you going to do more
krelshell4 (15 days ago)
And that's why I got an S8
Lugardo Robles (16 days ago)
😂😂
Too Lazy To Make A Username (16 days ago)
Captions say, "which is why you will hate the literal parade of (mumbles) you need to plug it into anything" Come on, he said dongles
Jarad Reed (18 days ago)
This was more entertaining than it should have been:P
Akshay Sharma (18 days ago)
iPhone is just a hype
Finny Gaming (18 days ago)
So true
T.Bone (18 days ago)
THEY RUN OUT OF IDEA
María Palacios (19 days ago)
When the glass brickle appeared I laughed so hard that now I have a headache
ALEKSANDER SUCHECKI (19 days ago)
That fucking ending though
CookieCraft (20 days ago)
the end reminds me of DHMIS.........
Cookie Blaster (21 days ago)
illuminati confirmed !!!!
Azura Weeb (21 days ago)
Our design department used to have 12 people What Happened To The Other Four?
phunfone (22 days ago)
Everyone who buys an iPhone is either uneducated, has a lot of money, wants to seem cool, likes iOS for some reason, or everything that I just said. Try to argue with that.
Mr. Memes (22 days ago)
"Jony can giveth and Jony can takeith" ~Jony 2016
Daniel Monarrez (23 days ago)
If your phone is broken or not working take it to a used phone store or sell it online maybe you can buy a used iphone on ebay or amazon inatead of going through your phone provider paying tona of money
Plebby (23 days ago)
Should I switch to Samsung?
MoonSoul88 (24 days ago)
You're fucked
Freakschwimmer (24 days ago)
Are they thinking: "Different" or are the thinking differently?
Shadow 2714 (24 days ago)
Iphone 7 and 7 plus are amazing
Shadow 2714 (24 days ago)
It is fast and better then the other iPhones or even other smartphones but you guys are just criticising it just because of the lack of a headphone jack and a new design. But because of the lack of the headphone jack now the Taptic Engine is stronger and the battery is better
Houd (25 days ago)
I don't understand why so many people just get fucking mad over the smallest things.
ZombyBryne (25 days ago)
"I mean, what else do you want a phone to do?" "Make you cum"
Brian Diaz (25 days ago)
I want the iPhone 6 Plus or s now I don't want the iPhone 6
Serbia/Србија (25 days ago)
the point is yes i have a touch screen phone but its not an iphone iphone is the same fucking bullshit accept more expensive so what is the point? wasting money on same bullshit which is more expensive? we just wait until there is no phone at all
iHozt GamerzRMAN (25 days ago)
Apple product worse but they want to make the user get safe like no head set
Aleksandar Volkanovski (25 days ago)
You are bias, the iPhone 7 has one of the best cameras. Screw you.
S G (25 days ago)
Jony giveth, and Jony can taketh away
S G (25 days ago)
I'm still waiting on the iPad backs
The zerastora (25 days ago)
Fucking love my iphone 6 I won't change it unless they give me a inbuilt projector and holographic projection.
౽౨ ౾౭ (25 days ago)
That's because please. PLEASE DON'T.
Kirasnikov (25 days ago)
This video in 4 words: Jacksfilms did it better
Dolly Dog (26 days ago)
iPhone 8 we’ve removed the charger port so you have to buy a new one every time your phone dies.
w_R Andrs (26 days ago)
Well... Thanks for that ending. Now i'm going to have nightmares for weeks :X
TechyRedPanda (26 days ago)
This is perfect
TMac (26 days ago)
Checkmate, Apple sheep.
Night Rider (27 days ago)
This video is priceless
Night Rider (27 days ago)
King blood awww shucks 😆
King blood (27 days ago)
Night Rider like u
Super Sand (27 days ago)
"Oh they removed the headphone-jack! Lets just forget all the other changes." - the antennas have been redesigned to make them look much less offensive - the camera bump is now carved out of the same aluminum as the rest of the housing for a more seamless look and feel - The A10 is a 64-bit quad-core chipset, including two high-performance cores that run 40% faster than the A9 chip, and two high-efficiency cores with one-fifth as much power for better battery life when you don’t need all that power - a new six-core GPU that is 50% faster than the A9 - updated Retina HD displays are 25% brighter than the screens on last year’s iPhones - Optical image stabilization - f/1.8 - 6-element lens - 60% faster and 30% more energy-efficient 12-megapixel sensor - Quad-LED True Tone flash - New image signal processor with twice the throughput of Apple’s earlier ISP - 7-megapixel front-facing camera - a new Taptic engine - IP67 rating - new W1 chip ...but, yeah, headphonejack........
Einstein dave (27 days ago)
Iphone is the best anyway!! Better than shitdroid😀😀😀
Amazing123456 (28 days ago)
Who else is watching this on an iPad or iPhone with it charging and using headphones? XD
CamTheDORITOLOVER (29 days ago)
Who else was eating a apple
eunseo the flirt (29 days ago)
"That's because please." I'm convinced. Sold.
Ailia Khan (29 days ago)
What is the background music
Antonio Toríz (29 days ago)
iphone is shit since iphone 2
EXOTIC BUTTERS (29 days ago)
all those 13,500 people who cant accept that they made a wrong decision buying from apple
Sarah Elizabeth (30 days ago)
why the headphone jacket is gone? because wireless earbuds. THEY PLANNED IT ALL ALONG -The Late Commenter
Old Man (30 days ago)
Our design department used to have 12 people, now there's only 8. *what happened to the other four?*
Corrado Scire (30 days ago)
😂😂😂😂
ELITEBrianGaming (30 days ago)
Who disliked the video xD android fans or apple die hard fans xD
Broken Wave (30 days ago)
Iphone 12 will be a Nokia brick phone with a picture of an apple on it. Featuring T9 SMS text messaging.
Drummer Rob (1 month ago)
Asked my friend if he needs an iPhone or Micro USB charger for his cellphone and he said micro USB then said oh it's an iPhone, and I'm like are you serious and you call yourself an apple employee that clearly has an iPhone!... wasted my time to find the wire for his cellphone...
Eth Awesomeness (1 month ago)
So true tho