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The New iPhone is Just Worse

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We've done something that at first seems counterintuitive--and then is: we've made it worse. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com Assistant Editor: Spencer Kombol Editor: Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects: TJ Gonzalez Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn Post Coordinator: Theodora Hart Head Assistant Editor: Phil Fox
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Sir Lancelot Du Lac (1 day ago)
His nosehole is so large
HJ87 Pranks (1 day ago)
iPhone 8 - No home button iPhone 9 - No off button iPhone 10 - No volume buttons iPhone 11 - No speakers iPhone 12 - No camera iPhone 13 - No charging port iPhone 14 - No App Store iPhone 15 - No WiFi iPhone 16 - No calls iPhone 17 - No messaging iPhone 18 - No screen Even then people still wouldn't move to android.
christer josefsen (1 day ago)
iphone sux
Xavier Walton (2 days ago)
iPhone 6s+: All the features iPhone 7: No headphone jack iPhone 8: No home button iPhone 9: No speakers/volume button iPhone 10: No screen, just metal iPhone 11: No battery iPhone 12: JUST BUY ANDROID GOD DAMM
lucas lopez (2 days ago)
illuminati killed Steve Jobs
Kaisburg (2 days ago)
I feel that I'm the only one who got the "missing G key" joke And I'm not talking about the "just be rateful" part.
LolAttack Productions (2 days ago)
Introducing the iPhone 8, now with no touch screen.
lone wanderer (2 days ago)
the new iphone 10 will have to be surgery installed up your ass and will have to be redone every 6 month to change to battery plus after 3 month of its release the new 10S will be out which has a 20% bigger screen and a dongle you can stick up to attach it to your new shit pad.
Joseph Campbell (2 days ago)
Talk channel mean ygxnarc consider talent heat turn maintain identity.
Keyshawn Scott 12 (3 days ago)
this is true the iPhone 7 is a joke i left apple for android
Micky Bokins (3 days ago)
I don't know if its a thing or not but if its not I just invented something.
Micky Bokins (3 days ago)
without misspell
Micky Bokins (3 days ago)
were you try to text long messages as fast as possible
Micky Bokins (3 days ago)
dem things are so thin you could break it just by tapping in rage or text war
DieMendSword (3 days ago)
Apple was a great company til iPhone 7.... All Apples must fall.
DJ ADRENALINE (3 days ago)
I got a phone ad before this
Cssccs Bhscsc (3 days ago)
Look just like the 6s, so why no just buy the 7 them?
Crowstudio (3 days ago)
I have leaked info: iPhone 11 apparently is going to be genius. It's going to full cloud based and virtual. So, you'll need to call a pay phone to access your phone's data through a tech breakthrough called voice operated prompts/responses. You won't need to take pics, write emails and do posts. Apple will do that for you for only $99/mo. If you discontinue service they'll keep your data until you are able. That's the Apple benevolence plan.
savolrat (3 days ago)
does it still randomly die with 25%+ remaining and crash when it gets too hot or too cold outside?? they are the features i love the most about my current iPhone 6 and would be devastated if they removed them?
Madtroll (4 days ago)
Iphone 8 will remove the charging port and sell fully charged batteries.
GetSomeDude (4 days ago)
Anyone who shits on that turd of a company is alright by me muuuhahahaha.
The Grim247 (4 days ago)
Do they mean it
Physics Only (4 days ago)
Apple's goal: Remove 1 feature every update until our customer's realize how stupid they are.
lizardknight techトカゲ軍 (4 days ago)
JackAttack (4 days ago)
Just Imagine the iPhone Infinity
Aatheist14 (5 days ago)
Apple pulled a Microsoft. XBOX360 was so much better than this piece of shit XBOX1
HJ87 Pranks (1 day ago)
Aatheist14 hows 360 better than Xbox one
Clorox Bleach (5 days ago)
the iPhone 9 will have 19 unnecessary power buttons and siri will be replaced with Jorge. theres still 0 headphone jacks and there will be half the screen bc its innovative. iPhone 9 will be so legendary, their skipping the iPhone 8.
Heee Yaaa (5 days ago)
watching on a google pixel
Elijah 314 (5 days ago)
It already makes you cum!
ThemeParkSpotlight (6 days ago)
Just imagine if College Humor was funny...
SuperJerry101 ! (6 days ago)
Ha that's funny how there's no G's in the keyboards then it say " just be rateful" that's clever!
awesome turtle (6 days ago)
iphone 100 will be
Keelan Shields (8 days ago)
they will have to make an adapter so that you can listen to music and charge your phone at the same time
Abdullah Almafrachi (8 days ago)
iphone 8 will have no headphones
AK Samsung_Lover (8 days ago)
Keyshawn Scott 12 (5 days ago)
AK Samsung_Lover ikr
Razerguy 1 2 (8 days ago)
iPhone ten will use android
Keyshawn Scott 12 (5 days ago)
Razerguy 1 2 probley one day apple phones will
king OP ps4 (9 days ago)
I saw the illumanati
Nathan Waltis (9 days ago)
Mr bean Season 4 (9 days ago)
1:05 which is why you will fucking hate the litrial parade of dungles
Mr bean Season 4 (9 days ago)
Patrick M (9 days ago)
2:54 This is starting to feel like Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
John Gaming (9 days ago)
next iphoe has no phone at all
Patricio Falco Pinedo (10 days ago)
dude im crying man 😂😂
greywolf 18 (10 days ago)
looks like apple are taking a page from porshe, paying more for less
Христо Вълев (10 days ago)
King Wildfang (10 days ago)
I own a iPhone 7 and it's not bad at all, yes the audio jack is gone but besides that who cares?
Keyshawn Scott 12 (5 days ago)
King Wildfang LMAO
Nuclear explosion and don't care (6 days ago)
kil urzlef
Sarah Agrusa (10 days ago)
Wtf I can't charge my phone ?!!!!!! IN THE CAR . 💩💩💩💩💩 shit I'm good
Flaming Bean (10 days ago)
Yasin Gunes (10 days ago)
3:02 illuminati logo ;)
Naledi Nalane (11 days ago)
The Iphone 7. Jony giveth and Jony can fucking kill you.
Appleboy78165 (11 days ago)
The next iPhone will just be a slip of paper (with stupid proprietary fibers in the pulp) that says "iPhone" on it. So innovative, it doesn't even need electronic components. 
Jacob Fray (11 days ago)
This is the next generation shit phone (IWorse)
Xantylon74 (11 days ago)
And they could have made it even worse. So bad you could not imagine. They run it with ANDROID! 😳😭 😜
Lucas Masic (11 days ago)
its like an ishit7
京介ーさん可愛いいです (9 days ago)
Lucas Masic yes true..👍👍👍
Xantylon74 (11 days ago)
The new IPad Air wI'll l be made entirely out of air. And you can't even lose it anymore, because it's always there, in your mind. ☺️ The headphone jack disappeared because everyone should buy a pair of Bluetooth headsets. And let's be honest, everyone would be happy if they were already in the box with the phone. ☝️️😏
Yash Pednekar (11 days ago)
In iphone 8 you can't see time in phone you have to buy iwatch
catty cgm (11 days ago)
0:27 doe XD
Rocks Blocks (11 days ago)
Update, downdate Lifeboat, deadboat Lifejacket, deadjacket Deadpool, Lifepool
Augusto's channel (11 days ago)
Iphone 8 will not have a chaching port you just have to buy a new one when it run out of battery and for some reason its going to be the same exactly phone than the 6
Martin Ringwood (12 days ago)
still watch this even though I have the 7 plus still love it 😂 to be honest it's my first apple phone and i honestly haven't regretted it, the lack of the headphone jack didn't bother me since I use the ones that came with it anyway and I don't charge and play because the battery on this thing is actually amazing so yeah xD
Hectorito berber (12 days ago)
iPhone 10 is just going to be a glass shard with a Apple logo
Allen Liu (gunvalid) (13 days ago)
iPhone 69 has some repetitive bullshit downdate joke
Mo Gonzalez (Mo) (13 days ago)
Jony is Apple's HAL.
xXferrariXx (13 days ago)
Let me guess iPhone 8 you removed the headphones and now your gonna remove the volume iPhone 9 same thing as the iPhone 8 it's just it will have 1 giant camera in the middle and they bring back the headphone jack it's just gonna be in the middle iPhone 10 there is probley no iPhone 10 cause Apple is just gonna run out of ideas
freeny dimonda (13 days ago)
Ali Hasan (13 days ago)
Illuminati triangle at 3:02 if you noticed.
Kizuki Takebana (竹花きずき) (14 days ago)
Omg this is hilarious "Jony giveth and Jony taketh away"
HDD Gaming (14 days ago)
apple is illuminati
HDD Gaming (14 days ago)
pause at 3:02 , say thank later :)
Shaikingtroy (14 days ago)
Don't read that comment / -
Keemstar (14 days ago)
Love my Iphone 7, day I got it, I fucking blew up my samsung
Rated A for Awesome (14 days ago)
so many triggered apple users
Dominique Jones (15 days ago)
did i just watch black mirror?
Don't Forget (15 days ago)
I miss steve. I MISS STEV- oopsie daisy. where did Tim go? I'm afraid of apple now .
war robots gamer (15 days ago)
samsung and all androde phones are the worst
JP Magallanes (15 days ago)
Bangtan Yokai (15 days ago)
seriously they only buy iPhone because it's famous not for the features of it! truth hurts
PSYCHO PATH (16 days ago)
I switched to Android its cheaper, same size, it's just better now.
Keyshawn Scott 12 (5 days ago)
PSYCHO PATH did the same here
Hales ROBLOX (16 days ago)
ToughCookie (16 days ago)
This took a turn
ToughCookie (16 days ago)
This took a turn
kenzie morgan (16 days ago)
"That's because please. Please don't."
Harut Rehanyan (16 days ago)
Jonnie giveth, and jonnie can taketh away.
Ola Zielinska (16 days ago)
I was going to upgrade my iphone 5 to iphone 7, but i can see that iphone 6s would better a choice. Sorry apple, you fucked up.
Alexandru Goga (9 days ago)
Ola Zielinska or just get an android cause it's much better ?
Elevation E (17 days ago)
Bruh u already know these people are android people wit their ugly ass camera
&CS CEH (17 days ago)
Jobs also stole the idea of every Apple products
Tota Garboua (17 days ago)
"What else do you want a phone to do?" Well right now? I want it to have a headphone jack.
Jason Kyi (17 days ago)
The iPhone 8 won't have a charge port either. It will also not a screen and you have to use an exclusive wireless connection station dock ($4963.39) to just see it on the only type of compatible screen. 8bit type.
Just Cyanide (17 days ago)
iPhone 10 will be a mixture of cyanide and mercury Go fucking kys
N2O (17 days ago)
At 0:42 "masturbate to own voice" dafuq😂😂😂
Masum Hasan (Mahmudul) (18 days ago)
Who voiced it? It's awesome.
ally chussy (18 days ago)
Now Apple looks like Pineapple,becouse they think little shit on their Technology...
Nightmare75 (18 days ago)
Mafaman (19 days ago)
I'd buy an iEjaculator!
Kunal Nathani (19 days ago)
can I get one free iPhone 7 plus please
Neeena Cyrus (19 days ago)
I mean what else do you want a phone to do? 😂😂😂😂