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The New iPhone is Just Worse

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We've done something that at first seems counterintuitive--and then is: we've made it worse. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com Assistant Editor: Spencer Kombol Editor: Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects: TJ Gonzalez Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn Post Coordinator: Theodora Hart Head Assistant Editor: Phil Fox
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Caleb Willard (9 hours ago)
Before I started watching: Lol. Collegehumor is gonna roast them. After I finished watching: ..... UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... What the f*ck!
Firstname Lastname (13 hours ago)
I don’t understand why they even make new phones every year. Why not every 2-3years?
Ainsley Wolf (11 hours ago)
Firstname Lastname Because money
Arslan Khalil (14 hours ago)
Ipone 10 plzz
SteelCityKing731 (14 hours ago)
This STILL goes for the 8 and X, they figured out how to make those worse than the 7.
PillaricGaming (17 hours ago)
This is why I stay with Android.
_ TheBigPig _ (1 day ago)
I have a iPhone 7 lol
Gian Geronimo (1 day ago)
Very excising
Kieg [キエグ] (1 day ago)
“All the G keys in my keyboard have disappeared” **shows photo of keyboard without G keycap** “Be rateful.” Can’t you type without the keycap? Just press the center rubberdome.
Mitja Halabarec (2 days ago)
Sheep would buy a bag of shit if there would be a apple logo on it.
Akilleus (2 days ago)
They predicted this way before
Ofbasecfin (2 days ago)
It is true tho, they just want money, the iPhone X costs just 290 euros to make lmao. If you buy something from apple and truly think apple is worth the price you're retarded. No "it's good for simplicity" bs pls
joseph (2 days ago)
Lol it's so accurate.
Little Eagle (3 days ago)
is his nose fake or is it just me
Hope Blais (3 days ago)
This is why I have a Samsung Apple is trying to take all your money
Hope Blais (3 days ago)
They also make their phones worse
Andrei Kun (5 days ago)
Before I thought this was legit😂
the furry gamer (5 days ago)
I know it sucks but when are you going to charge your phone and need headphones to listen to it?
Ainsley Wolf (11 hours ago)
the furry gamer When you want to watch something but need to charge your phone
davidlikescheese1000 (6 days ago)
Q: What else do you want a phone to do? A: Make you cum LMAO
Zay Muñoz (6 days ago)
they fucking know its bad to
ThatQuiet GUY (6 days ago)
The plot tho👌
Aaron Vaughn (6 days ago)
They literally predicted the future
AirCanada003 _ (6 days ago)
little do you know that soon everyone will make fun of the phones with headphone jacks. Ta Daaaa
Justice Beeman (6 days ago)
I wish iPhone commercials were honest like this lol
Sanadia1010 (6 days ago)
Please! 🤣
bob bobinson (7 days ago)
How did they predict these things
its the demon gaming (7 days ago)
Apple sucks my dad already lost hope so did my mum and... Sis sis's sisters
its the demon gaming (7 days ago)
Well screw you apple I guess Samsung is better so fucking screw you apple
iI'm Ari (7 days ago)
This convinced to buy me a new iPhone7.
who im (7 days ago)
''Then you fucked then I'm fucked" Tim cook CEOapple
Panda Pony (8 days ago)
I MISS STEVE
1991birthday (8 days ago)
I watched this video using my iPhone 6s which is a hundred times better than the 7. You shall never force me to upgrade! Of which I said for eight years until my flip phone died for good & I had no choice but to update. To be honest, this piece of garbage already isn't running too well & I've only had it for two years. Still better than the iPhone 7.
Say_Hello_Aidan (8 days ago)
Is it me or is he CGI
Juan c Gonzalez (9 days ago)
You do know that they did the headphone jack thing for a reason, right? It’s not just for simplicity.
Ainsley Wolf (11 hours ago)
Juan c Gonzalez Yes and the reason is money
CJAdams97 (9 days ago)
This is genius
jen (9 days ago)
Who else is watching this on a IPhone 7 and just nodding their heads.(Jacks)
Tina MacIntyre (9 days ago)
Droid Moto Z lacks a headphone jack too. I have to use a stupid adapter!
Mari el (10 days ago)
Just Monika
Dynn The Innkeeper (11 days ago)
This guy's voice gives Yandere Dev a run for his money.
Taylee Parmenter (12 days ago)
I’m watching this on an iPhone seven...
PranksterGangsterGT (12 days ago)
"I mean, what else do you want a phone to do?" * "Make you cum?" *
cube specific (13 days ago)
I'm watching on Galaxy S8
DiscoColors! (13 days ago)
I SAW THE ILLUMINATI!!!
The Lemon (13 days ago)
"We're doing something that at first sounds counterintuitive, and then is."
SOMEBODY TOUCH MY SPAGHETII!! (13 days ago)
Instead of adding new features they are removing everything!
samanthahaines (14 days ago)
People just hate change
Ainsley Wolf (10 hours ago)
samanthahaines No, I use my phone for plugging into my car and playing music and I don’t want to spend the extra couple hundred plus the cash for adapters and Bluetooth headphones
Currupt Angel (14 days ago)
Still using my Samsung sj from 3 years ago. I honestly don't know why people feel the need to "upgrade" every year
Charlie Niven (14 days ago)
LOL I have a Samsung
LexOrion (14 days ago)
Hahahhaha nice one!
David Wang (14 days ago)
Huh... I’m watching this on a iPhone 7...
NightBijon (15 days ago)
An IMPENETRABLE GLASS brick.
Nightmare DagenHart (15 days ago)
Is this the new Black Mirror episode?
The Cringy Kid Vids (15 days ago)
How am I going to watch college humor and charge it as the same time!😖😖😖😟😟😔😔😔😖😖😖
MiKe_Ca16 (15 days ago)
“That’s because please.. please don’t” fucking dying 😂😂
Noneya Business (15 days ago)
Because as soon as the iPhone X came out my iPhone 5 started not letting me text people with different phones it sucks
Chloe Butler (15 days ago)
This is why I use iPhone 6 😂
John Ishmael (16 days ago)
Iphone: No jack for headphones, 1 port for everything, removed the home button, can brake in your freaking pocket, has seriously shit built-in SD, has a- JUST BUY A FREAKING ANDROID!!
acid cat (17 days ago)
johny giveth johny taketh away as long as your money went down the drain
domtorque (17 days ago)
Where are your new Apple videos??????
cheeseyjackman (17 days ago)
Here at Apple. We don't want the charger getting in the way of our fantastic design. So we removed it. Now you can buy one of our beautiful chargers for only $5,000.
The Diamond Saint (18 days ago)
The funniest thing I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t expect the ending
King_ Rares (18 days ago)
Best. Video. Ever.
Miguel Chavarin (19 days ago)
Should have said: "That's because the only other difference is a chip that detects the IPhone version. And the old phones will not receive software updates, but a virus that renders all the previous IPhones useless."
NightBringer Yasuo (19 days ago)
6-no headphone jack X-no home button ?-no screen
Dilλn -H19 (19 days ago)
That’s really dark
Anthony Kristofferson Alonzo (19 days ago)
Three steps forward, two steps back
Ardonitron564 (20 days ago)
Well... At least the IPhone 8 is better because at least you can charge it while using the lighting to 3.5mm headphone jack
Ryan Krekeler (15 days ago)
Ardonitron564 i still abandoned apple and now use android
Benjimon (20 days ago)
Great, the i phone 10 just removed the home screen. Update!
Jori Cheney (22 days ago)
Again
Jori Cheney (22 days ago)
Try making it worse
Fernan Uzumaki (22 days ago)
High price isnt really means high quality
cutsey cat (22 days ago)
"there used to be 12 people now there's 8" "where did time go 😉" me: now there's 7 ppl... IPhone *7*.. AHHHHHHH
Abdul Latip Jr. (22 days ago)
Did u see the illuminati part when the tim shout im miss steve may ghaaddd
Anant M (23 days ago)
That sphisticated cussing of tim cook is hillarious🤣
Aniston Sibley (23 days ago)
Welp, I’m going Razer.
my name is jeff cena (23 days ago)
That turned dark
Dosman 100 (23 days ago)
Im ten and i watch this sh!t
Cracker S (24 days ago)
I’m going to go buy this thing eight oh there’s a new one the iPhone X doesn’t have a home button even better I’ll go buy that one
Abel Binyam (25 days ago)
Omg the a in the beginning intro was a triangle illuminati
Jake Kun (25 days ago)
I MISS STEVE!!!! T^T^T^T^T^T^T^T^T^T
J P (25 days ago)
I understand they have to be real about everything, but I feel like I hate everything
Ahmad Galaly (26 days ago)
It's better than samsung
Ryan Krekeler (15 days ago)
Ahmad Galaly ah ha! NO.
Tinay Car (27 days ago)
I don’t know why, but I thought it was real until I realized half way through it it’s not.
Charlton Qiu (28 days ago)
The new iPhone is 10.
Sun Shine (28 days ago)
Why apple is so popular? I really dont know why ppl buy them
MJ Ramos (28 days ago)
Now i cant fucking use my ear phones when im charging
The Outlander (28 days ago)
Well then your fucked! *your fucked!* and if your fucked I'm fucked!
Absolute Gaming (30 days ago)
Is his nose fake?
Chesterson Jack (30 days ago)
The ending is amazing
Ella Stevens (1 month ago)
Ta da
MONKEY SEE (1 month ago)
What else do you want your phone to do? "make you cum"
jonnah sundanum (1 month ago)
so true
Timothy Lei (1 month ago)
The only good thing from it was the finger print password scanner thing
Joachim Ivan Chin (1 month ago)
I am watching this on an iPhone 7
facundo3003 (1 month ago)
next gen iPhone: no mini-jack, no home-button, no speakers, no screen, no camaras... we will call it the iPhone NO, and it will run with voidOS Thanks Apple...
cody leonard (1 month ago)
iPhone 10 = R.I.P. headphones
DeepestLattice 1 (1 month ago)
That’s an iPhone 8 Plus
DeepestLattice 1 (1 month ago)
Released on my birthday
Gamer Anonymous (1 month ago)
"More worse" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nun Yu (1 month ago)
that was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Bob (1 month ago)
Iphone 7: no headphone jack Iphone 8: same as previous Iphone X: no home button Iphone 11: no power button Iphone 12: no screen
Jason King (1 month ago)
They have taken away too much..... time to get it all back.... Android......