Raph goes on a very dope and fly date.
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Amanda - Rachel LaForce
Shane - Michael Schaubach
Jamie - Kelsey Djupstrom
Chris - Grant O'Brien
Jennifer - Anna Rajo
Yvonne - Cristal Bubblin
Cecil - Dwayne Colbert
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Raphael Chestang
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Editor - Sam Geer
I'm white and native, my girlfriend is native. I don't look native, so we count as an interrupted couple.
Laurens programmiert (4 days ago)
biba1baba2buba3 (8 days ago)
The cute babies thing - look the black person has as much of a right to be "offended" by that statement as the white one, wtf, why would you be, mulatto babies (tbh all babies are cute) are usually very cute because people with genetically-diverse parents are usually taller, prettier and smarter. My (white) friend is all over black guys and really hopes she'll have a mulatto kid someday. This would only be offense worthy if someone said to her "Get a white dude, your babies are gonna be ugly if you're with him". Remember, racism is prejudice, discrimination or antagonism directed against someone of a different race BASED ON THE BELIEF THAT ONE'S OWN RACE IS SUPERIOR. Even if it's stereotyping, it's not racist to think someone would want hot sauce - it's not negative.
Pie Pierrot (13 days ago)
Ouch, too true, lol. I dated a black guy once and yeah suffice to say it was... awkward. It's sad that in our society there is so much pressure to fight back against stereotypes and fear of being accidentally racist or saying the wrong thing that we become so hung up on these things we forget that, at the end of the day, the other person is just that, a person. We all laugh, we all cry. It's unfortunate that we can't just be ourselves. At the same time, I do think cultural/racial sensitivity is important, don't get me wrong. But it shouldn't get in the way of asking questions nor should we feel compelled to make attempts at crossing the barrier by using language and jargon stereotypically associated with said ethnicity (e.g. the white woman's forced attempt at using the word "dope") Nor should the black guy feel compelled to dispel certain African American stereotypes by showing up early or refraining from ordering foods that he enjoys like fried chicken. And those around us should not feel that they have to demonstrate their "progressiveness" by commending a white person and a black person for going on a date or say that their "babies will be beautiful." No one says anything to two white people or two black people going on a date together. It's just plain rude, it makes it sound like you're using the relationship for political purposes and to make yourself look good, even if you genuinely do have good intentions. Besides that, no one should feel pressured to demonstrate their "progressiveness" or risk being labelled as racist.
Joel Campbell (15 days ago)
Dope dope dope dopeeeeee
Zi Wang (15 days ago)
"hey is this some sort of fetish type thing? Either way I am still down"
The thought process every minority go through on a date
kbrownies (15 days ago)
Lol hot sauce not asked for..but I'm going to use it. 😂😂
Christian (16 days ago)
yunikage (17 days ago)
Oh my god. I love hot sauce, I love fried chicken, and I'm always late. I can't believe I never put this together.
ViciousProphet (18 days ago)
We are SO progressive.
Xamina Garanzuay (18 days ago)
Literally my parents when we go out to dinner
Alejandro De Miranda (18 days ago)
the hot sauce thing at the end was so fucking funny...
Hansen Chen (19 days ago)
Look what mental pretzels liberal college education has twisted people's minds into. hahahaa...
Mathew Davis (19 days ago)
Maybe I just don’t notice that stuff because I’m the white guy dating the black girl
Ally Mills (20 days ago)
Interracial family problems: Waiting to get a table, and the waitress gets two menus. "Oh you all are together!"
Ally Mills (20 days ago)
Like with Hands in the air if your interracial with a black mom and white dad!🙋...
GunmetalGaming (21 days ago)
I'm quad racial, jokes on you.
YuhBoy OGTeddy (21 days ago)
Chris Rae (23 days ago)
My soul died.. just a bit
Scott Butler (23 days ago)
Im in a serious relationship with a Mestiza Hispanic woman and we get comments, but it seems to be worse for black-white couples. People treat it like the couple is edgy and progressive and cool instead of just accepting that two people just felt attracted to each other as people.
André Crema (23 days ago)
Why do I feel like Raph is from Chicago?
Belanca Rosier (24 days ago)
I guess it’s because my parents are an interracial couple but I didn’t know this was still a relevant joke lol
sammy WantsAmuffin (25 days ago)
He can be the chocolate to my milk.
Sarah Garang (25 days ago)
i will have anything but the fried chicken
Nepho (27 days ago)
K but maybe y'all just racialize everything?
Bowman C. (27 days ago)
Some “stereotypes” exist because they are observed on a large quantity of the population.
Like you wouldn’t say it’s offensive to assume a Muslim doesn’t like pork.
Uhm Okay (27 days ago)
my city is hella diverse cant relate lmao
master torch (27 days ago)
Mexicans like spices why did u say black mexico all spices i know because im Mexican
Jessica Galvin (28 days ago)
People love to pat themselves on the back for being open to the idea of interracial relationships. It’s a bit self-righteous, but ultimately better than people who want to keep the races “pure”.
josiah fiveash (1 month ago)
Is it were that if i ever went on a date with a white woman and it ever went like this I would probably fall in love immediately.
Zoey *INSERT LAST NAME HERE* (1 month ago)
I mean I'm gonna us it but still
Alaina Spates (1 month ago)
Captain Doomsday (1 month ago)
...what parts of the U.S. does this happen in? Or does it not apply when the genders are reversed, because I haven't seen it yet.
Fifthcell (1 month ago)
I am the guy at 0:14
Laura Espinoza Moreno (1 month ago)
Ana Maria (1 month ago)
I always thought of mixed babies as being cute because of the other way around.
Me; I sunburn and light literally reflects off my skin in pictures.
My son-is the most beautiful caramel colored little boy you've ever seen. Who will never burn (at least hasnt yet).
Warrior Princess of Wakanda (1 month ago)
Omggggggggg I've heard some interracial couples really get approached like this yucky.
D- Sean (1 month ago)
"Is this some sort of fetish type thing? Idk. Either way I'm still down " ⚰ Black women swear caucasian want black men for fetish only
CherryPie :D (1 month ago)
Did you not see get out my guy?
Knightfall 01 (1 month ago)
Is it just me or does Raphael sound like Donald Glover?
the Raven King (1 month ago)
Huh I didn’t know tolerance to spicy foods was a stereotype for black people I thought that was just a Hispanic thing
Celebrity Strudel (1 month ago)
the Raven King could also be a joke against white ppl because other races tend to have a wider palette and tolerance to seasoned/spicy foods compared to them
A Nobody (1 month ago)
It really be like that tho
Dany Rose (1 month ago)
a few months ago I was on a Date with a 'black' guy and and someone walked by, smiled and said "See our World changed!" and after that just walked away.
I really wish People would not act this weird
The Modern Man (1 month ago)
Political Correctness... Making the internet overly cringe for no actual reason.
TrillyW (1 month ago)
"MOTHER FUCKER!!! I mean I'm gonna use it but still." I've been laughing at that for 20 straight mins
Ryan Tran (1 month ago)
Reminds me of Troy from Community
SerenGirl (1 month ago)
My mom (who is white) is dating a black guy, and they get stares all the time. Sometimes, people will actually begin to treat her differently (in a bad way) once they know she is with a black guy. Frankly, I find it hilarious to go around saying that "my daddy is black" since I'm so freaking pale. The expressions on people's faces...
Marco SoCal (1 month ago)
I’m a Hispanic good looking guy looking for anyone who will be my sexy mama.
I will rock your world ladies.
Pól Réamonn (1 month ago)
Raphael's a fucking legend.
fangirl00x (1 month ago)
And where is the college part?
Mahima Romanoffmw sally (1 month ago)
When she said " dope, dope, dope, dope" 😂
Kevin Kaol (1 month ago)
"Motherf**ker. I mean, I'm gonna use it but still." 😂
A True Love Official (1 month ago)
This is literally a hot date! The fact that most of us have the same exact words playing in our minds, but are too afraid to say made it so fun to watch.
Deryl Lovecraft (1 month ago)
In general biracial babies tend to be cuter than not biracial babies
Celebrity Strudel (1 month ago)
Deryl Lovecraft the concept of having children of a fixed race blend of genetic structuring is literally Hitler and Goebbels Eugenics plan
VetroChicken (1 month ago)
0:56, I genuinely just gasped and could barely breath...
Pilar Brand (1 month ago)
Haha, the spicy black people jokes.... have you ever met a Mexican?
Klanceismyspiritanimal (1 month ago)
Me on not honest dates: Hi. it's nice to meet you!
Me on honest dates: do. You. Know. BTS. Because if you don't, this date is OVER.
Shannon Kelly (1 month ago)
But can he swim? Because, you missed one. Sheeeeeeeit....
DarkFoxV (1 month ago)
dont get the food references. but mann, i have a bottle of hot sauce chilling about two feet from me on the table. can every restaurant serve complimentary hot sauce? otherwise, i will soon become like the girl i saw yesterday who had her own bottle go yank out in the restaurant. which, was quite awesome.
Charles Dean (1 month ago)
"I'm gonna use it, but still," <-- best line in the video.
James Harney (1 month ago)
Smash Eet (1 month ago)
This is the first college humour sketch I’ve laughed at in a long time
Philly Son (1 month ago)
From a non-Caucasian perspective, this is so freaking funny. I really enjoyed it.😂
WakkaWakkaGaming (1 month ago)
Raph has a Donald Glover comedic sensibility that I really like. I'm hopin to see more from him in the future
sevenMOons666 (1 month ago)
That has got to be the happiest black guy I’ve ever seen lmao
Alexander F (1 month ago)
Africans eat spicy ???
Nice Shot (1 month ago)
Don't know. But black people like their food seasoned.
greeneyedsoul71 (1 month ago)
Black women usually say that "cute babies" comment when there are BW/WM couples. I always wonder why they never say that to couples that are comprised of BM/WW or even black couples. Is it because they think the man is white and handsome and the woman is black and ugly?
Daisumei (2 months ago)
Okay, best line of all time "Motherfucker, I mean I'm gonna use it but stiil".
Mihu Gong (2 months ago)
This clip is physicallypainful because of how spot-on it is. Well-done!
Dion Slattery-Hill (2 months ago)
Dating a black woman and no one bats an eye when we’re in public. Should add that I’m a white guy.
directfunebru (2 months ago)
was this clip inspired by Hilary Clinton?
ajrothBU09 (2 months ago)
“Motherfucker... I mean I’m still gonna use it, but damn”
Lou Hen (2 months ago)
Lol me and my boyfriend get these comments all the time...the “Your babies are going to be so cute!” We get the most.....
patty coughlan (2 months ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it
Jack Washington (2 months ago)
"oh no i'm just really chill"
anime superpony (2 months ago)
"Motherfucker. I mean I'm still gonna use it, but still." BITCH IF THAT AINT ME
CheckOutMyPokemons (2 months ago)
I’m gonna use it but still 😂😂
Patrick Booth (2 months ago)
“You know the whole stereotype thing.”
I'm Purrito (2 months ago)
"Freaks i might produce otherwise" omggg 😂😂😂
But srsly nobody thinks that. I mean interracial babies are also cuter than white babies, arent they?
Jeremy A (2 months ago)
Raph is great.
STALE SGHETTI (2 months ago)
the ends so perfect
tasteblind (2 months ago)
im just mixed enough that dating white people is interracial dating, but white passing enough that dating anyone else is too. send help
Samuel Brown (2 months ago)
Oh god. This painful to watch. If I saw an interracial couple I wouldn’t look twice. It’s perfectly normal to me.
Spacetime (2 months ago)
On my first ever date, an elderly guy stopped by our table and told us that we were really sweet. Definitely a weird moment. I don't know if it was because we were different races, or the same gender. I think he had good intentions, but it was kind of uncomfortable.
TheElMuffin (2 months ago)
lol that last "motherfucker"
Savannahmae Graberino (2 months ago)
Yoooooo the accuracy is 3 real I will say you forgot the nervous playful attempt at Ebonics white pol do in attempt to break tension or the over discussion of their “progressive” political take on race
Yvthan Rosémary (2 months ago)
I like it its real clever, funny enough he is one of the few black people ive seen on this channel
Stranded73 (2 months ago)
The ending!! 😅😂
Lil (2 months ago)
Omg so original and funny
Symbol Guy (2 months ago)
Get Out movie
Murad Diab (2 months ago)
Motherfucker I mean I'm gonna use it but still...😂
BOT criteNn (2 months ago)
That last line was perfect lmao
Bandit Away (2 months ago)
Only black guy here 😊😊😋😊😋😊😋😊
FVCE (2 months ago)
As someone whos been in interracial relationships, this is hilarious. The parts with the strangers making comments is totally true!
Conner Van Vorhis (2 months ago)
I honestly did not know the weird comments thing was a thing until after I got married.... but yeah I do not like it. Creepy.
wavyboyo (2 months ago)
the ending lmao
Gairuntee (2 months ago)
The good thing is being able to borrow your white partners privilege. Example: ask your white partner to order chicken so you don't look like a stereotype. Next, if you want to complain about how cold that dish came out but you don't want to be the black person sending stuff back to the kitchen, get your white partner to complain. Hey. On the way home when y'all get stop by the cops, ask your white partner to speak for you both. Wait, you won't even have to ask, they know the drill. See. Borrowed membership has its fucked up privileges.
Robert Moore (2 months ago)
Hey wait a minute I've been single my whole life and this video isn't relatable at all!