First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans.
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Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writers - Zac Oyama
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Christian Armada
2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson
Gaffer - Vince Valentin
Key Grip - Justin Lee
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Kathleen Pardo
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer- Alex Edge
Production Legal- Karen Segall
Production Accountant- Shay Parsons
Production Accountant- Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Caroline Bible
Production Intern - Helena McGill
Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
the clothes started to burn and the crust got burned
TitaniumMike (3 days ago)
they forgot the salt and pepper
Salastheel _ (4 days ago)
This was done by the goodies in the 70's
Cliff Adams (4 days ago)
Best skit in a long time!
God of psychosis (5 days ago)
Having dissociative identity disorder is great because half my alters have probably seen this thus the watched sign, but I haven't so in a way I enjoy it all over again. Endless YouTube videos
Sean Markow (6 days ago)
I feel like this is some stupid vegetarian campaign.
Gian Carlo Fermin (6 days ago)
please make this a series
Bloop Bleep (7 days ago)
Funny and disturbing
Jack Oehler (9 days ago)
There is an illuminatie in the bottom of the cooked pie
Joe Fixit (9 days ago)
this made me really hungry thanks now I have to go find some humans to bake
Jacob Johnson (9 days ago)
He didn't add any salt or pepper.
kim crumers (11 days ago)
MORE MORE MORRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!!!!
Wyrd Vomit (12 days ago)
Titans would love this...
Roe Rott (13 days ago)
How To Make Homemade Human Bites | By Godzilla
I took my humans from Tokyo japan. I got too kinds, and the first pack, They came in cans. the canned humans are from goji-mart. They were dead though. I don't reccomend Komiku-Brand humans with meatballs, because the meatballs taste earthy and have a icky texture from them. And the humans are dead and come in the cans with their own urine and fecies. The humans looked starved, too. Go to farming areas for babies, and raise them in a barn. Then I took it to my local butcher shop, "Meaties", And They prepared them perfect for cooking. then I got to make this meal for my friends.
With that being said, Its time to make Human bites!
Godzilla's Popcorn Human Bites
Conventional Oven: (recommended)
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
Place Human Bites in a single layer on baking sheet.
Bake 15 to 18 minutes.
Place Human Bites in a single layer on microwave-safe dish.
Heat on HIGH 2 minutes. Do not overcook.
Let stand approximately 1 minute before serving.
Preheat oil to 350 degrees.
Fry Human Bites 2 ½ to 3 minutes.
Thanks for reading! And have fun making your own human bites! :)
The Senate (14 days ago)
you killed grant you assholes
Chairman May (15 days ago)
When I read that title I thought it was Grant doing the cooking. The. I saw the thumbnail
twentyonephanics (15 days ago)
i see an illuminati symbol HAHAHAHAHAH
Gabriel Levy (16 days ago)
He forgot the salt and pepper and now the pie is shit, the trouble of catching fresh humans all gone to waste
Aurora Borealis Glfry (17 days ago)
I thought the Giant was gonna Be grant :V
N. 88B. (17 days ago)
TacoMobster 1500 (18 days ago)
I didnt know grant was a giant
Boys Mail (18 days ago)
M O I S T humans
Cat Cat (21 days ago)
This reminds me of a "you suck at cooking" video
Bob Honda civic (22 days ago)
i actually wanna see more...
Hazel Fang (23 days ago)
Imagine them having to act this out on a green screen 😂😂😂
POOTIS BIRD (25 days ago)
Outcome: Picked up a mafia and got shot
LemoNades (25 days ago)
Titans should watch
Madsora The Wolf (25 days ago)
I have yet to see a good recipe for us wolves...hopefully that changes,getting kinda tired of eating just plain meat...
AJ Estur (26 days ago)
Vegans can use this video and I might get convinced. This was awesomely terrifying.
shaymin965 (27 days ago)
Anyone else see the illuminati eye on the bottom of the pie at 1.59?
Flippy (29 days ago)
If there was a giant HD video on a giant HD camera, and were to watch it on a regular sized screen, would it by the most HD video in the world?
Alec S (29 days ago)
His fingers are gross
Hi, I am a cat! (29 days ago)
what did you use the salt and pepper for?
Ater Nefarium (1 month ago)
After video, everyones roof to there houses just get lifted and next thing you know, the anime attack on titan is born.
Baklol Master (1 month ago)
If you look close enough, the giant is also a human and these guys are tricking us with their editing.
Logan Duhon (1 month ago)
Why is it not called a "People Pot Pie"
Jullien Harris (1 month ago)
this scared me lol
gunboss201 (1 month ago)
Why do I get this feeling that this sketch's script could be written by one of the vintage Collegehumor staff in the background?
Cool gamerX (1 month ago)
This was horrible XD
Hannie Kong (1 month ago)
Did anyone else think the triangle at the base if the cooked pie looked like another illuminati easter egg?
please insert name here (1 month ago)
Do other people see bill cipher in the pie?
SCP Intelligence Agency (1 month ago)
LadyRavenEyes (1 month ago)
i would like to request more cooking with the giant videos
Cake Behaviour (1 month ago)
F giants I know a titan chef when I see one
Starmadien2019 (1 month ago)
Wheres the moisture you're a gonna need about 1000 cans of cream of mushroom, don't forget seasonings like garlic, pepper and for a little spice ass cracked peppercorns about 10,000 to the recipe, also you need to add more humans preferably the younger ones and they make for a more softer taste due to their their cartridge not yet turning into bones. you can find the younger ones in buildings labeled schools. it must be like a veal factory or something because they put them in closed rooms and tiny living quarters. of course be sure to grab them between the hours of 8a.m-3p.m because then they'll go home and it will be hard to get that many.
mrsniper12333 (1 month ago)
Shouldve said titans
Jonite (1 month ago)
For me the humans are very distracting. The humans dont stop making noise. is there a way I can shut them up while i still leave em alive
Starmadien2019 (1 month ago)
Put them in a large jar make sure it's big enough so that they don't run out of air, then put a lid a on the jar so you can't hear them. or you could just remove their tongues with a pair of tweezers , but due note that this is a very difficult thing to do. I find that even after years of making this recipe i still occasionally mess up. good luck
Carex Antibacterial handwash (1 month ago)
Jesus christ that is dark
Marion Lewis (1 month ago)
Can you make a video of how to train you humans?i feel like There are some many great uses for them,even though I do love human pot pie,humans are great to do work for you,be a great present for a birth day,and even making them entertain for you!!
Ps I find that adding cheese to human pot pie makes it have a more smooth taste!!
phantom freddy (1 month ago)
Well... I tried this and the wrapping they use as clothes is too fibery for me, so I took it off and carefully removed the genitals, dropped a few cows in there and boom! you got great taste
Dulaj Viduranga (1 month ago)
Very happy that collegeHumor is trying again. They were going down for some time but I think they are back again
Human Experiment (1 month ago)
This legit was terryfying...
no name (1 month ago)
this was very helpful I was wondering how to make human pie
Noah G. (1 month ago)
Damn I'm out of potatoes.
Random Pikachu (1 month ago)
I like how zac was hit in the head by his own leg
the Wildcard (1 month ago)
This... is actually horrifying...
Silly Susan (2 months ago)
anyone else notice the iluminati after its baked
Cheesycurve 54 (2 months ago)
I like this for someone.
Tim Yandle (2 months ago)
Okay. That was horrific.
Kaye Iral (2 months ago)
I want more of these, please.
Lily Traska (2 months ago)
we need more of these
Ben String (2 months ago)
omg Illuminati in the pie, collegehumor I love you.
Aya Taimish (2 months ago)
do the clothes taste good?
CJ *Gameplays-Animation-Edition* (2 months ago)
this made me hungry :)
MegaMagikarpY (2 months ago)
That guy kinda reminds me of my uncle
Jhun Cruz (2 months ago)
Reminds me of the Walking with Giants Youtube channel...
KDot Kana (2 months ago)
i think that's still too much S&P. might wanna bring it down to about half a pound and 2 pounds pepper
lunayoshi (2 months ago)
How does this have so few views? I've laughed harder at this vid than I have in a long time!
Karen Daniel (2 months ago)
Seid ihr das Essen?
Nein, wir sind der Jäger![
THE KING OF MAGIC THE GOD OF MAGIC (2 months ago)
college humor are illuminoti
STUPID - KITTY (2 months ago)
Amethyst Armadillo (2 months ago)
Goodness me I found way too many problems with this meal.
1. It was much too dry. Without any main source of water the crust crumbles very easily which is a big problem.
2. There are still clothes on the people. The humans can either make or break the whole dish and with the clothing on there is way too much fiber.
3. (Personal recommendation) I would recommend skinning the potatoes before cooking the human pot pie. With out the skin, the meal is much fluffier and goes down easily.
If I could, I would rate this recipe
Fancy Feline Gaming (2 months ago)
OMG his hands do look big
Preston Sheckels (2 months ago)
Make this a short series like with different foods just Change the meat.
The top right face in the pie strangely looks like Markiplier
Jennifer Samuel (3 months ago)
The outro is really awkward because I never feed him clicks and I am just staring at a dude air eating
Gaurav K (3 months ago)
I am hungry
TheGoldenSubway (3 months ago)
buzzfeed ad on a college humour video, ironic
TheSodaDragon (3 months ago)
thanks for this recipe! tasted delisious but took me a while to find a volcano... should it be active or just like warm? also i now have two loose somewhere and im pretty sure they are reproducing. should i kill them or let them for a better source of humans?
Matthew Beadle (3 months ago)
make more of these
Rosie Low (3 months ago)
They could've eaten their way out.
Enterurn4me (3 months ago)
Lmao I thought this was a walking with giants parady
MickJames (3 months ago)
Ok I'm confused isn't the giant human too?
Mr Same (3 months ago)
Where's the pot??
袁子盁 (3 months ago)
Um this is scary
juustgowithit (3 months ago)
HazellNut Gamer (3 months ago)
"And don't worry, if they give you too much trouble, just squeeze them until they die