First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans.
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Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writers - Zac Oyama
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Christian Armada
2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson
Gaffer - Vince Valentin
Key Grip - Justin Lee
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Kathleen Pardo
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer- Alex Edge
Production Legal- Karen Segall
Production Accountant- Shay Parsons
Production Accountant- Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Caroline Bible
Production Intern - Helena McGill
Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
I can't believe they actually included and all seeing eye and no one has
confirmed the illuminati yet
Samantha Reagan (2 days ago)
That pot pie is gonna be dry af there's no sauce or anything
anima099 (3 days ago)
Loving your content since early last year. I always loved them but they got
better last year. Don't know what you did but you just keep doing them!
From a fan since 2009
Haven Swan (3 days ago)
Please make this a series!
Empyro Blitz (4 days ago)
Is it weird that I thought this video was gonna be about cannibalism?
Charlie P (5 days ago)
StarSailorMars (6 days ago)
Plz make more
Sarah Alice (6 days ago)
Honestly more of these should be made.
killmeplz (6 days ago)
lol instead of cooking with giants
Melli _Chan (7 days ago)
Yeah that just happened
Film Empire (7 days ago)
1:52 illuminati sign in the pie crust
Pewpew (7 days ago)
pointy morper (8 days ago)
This is how I want to go out
Tamás Viola (8 days ago)
perfect video to promote veganism lol
MUSIC & MORE (8 days ago)
Beauty, Grace, Dorito From Space -peridot (9 days ago)
1:55 Gorf is cool cat confirmed.
jungcock (9 days ago)
I LOVE THE AGONY. does this make me a serial killer
Micah Burgess (10 days ago)
I want more of these videos
Tim Franks (10 days ago)
Actually tried to click on the 'golden eggs omelette' video. The
disappointment on my face as I hopelessly clicked and clicked again...
Arman Nangia (Inferno Fire) (10 days ago)
Lmfao do more plz!!
steamfans (11 days ago)
you know what goes good with a human pot pie? fava beans and a nice chianti
Pigface (11 days ago)
i acctually hoped the links would work
Fwimmygoat (11 days ago)
instructions were not clear got d*ck stuck in toaster
Vicious Servant (12 days ago)
You kept their clothes on? That's just archaic and primitive. I suppose
you'd also add whole eggs into a recipe shell and all? Disgusting.
And where's the sauce? Gravy? Meat and vegetables by themselves are nothing
without spices. Honestly this is why you can't trust giant cooks. They do
nothing except RUIN anything they try to make.
Absolutely FUCKING HORRIBLE. You aught to be ashamed of yourself.
Vicious Servant (2 days ago)
to the palette of a more dignified mythical creature one would tell that
human blood is merely a salty tang of iron. Good for a meal where the meat
is cooked on its own but ultimately resulting in a dry, sad, husk of a pie.
SamWes Puckett (2 days ago)
Vicious Servant The humans blood acts as a nice substitute for any kind of
ᕼᕮᗩTᕼᕮᖇ ᒍᑌᑎᕮ (12 days ago)
is it just me or at 2:01 did anyone else see Bill Cypher near the bottom of
the pie? It might just be late night delusions though...
blox rocks (12 days ago)
THIS ISNT RIGHT
you forgot to put in the filling
Leigh Marcotte (12 days ago)
Is this a parody of walking with giants
Saito Hiraga (13 days ago)
Gorf can you teach us how to make Human French Fries?
Luca Veneziano (13 days ago)
I would sub to glarf as long as he does not decided to use wiscosinites as
his main ingredient
Lord Manedor (13 days ago)
You Suck At Cooking has changed a lot.
this channel is crazy (13 days ago)
those veggies didn't really seem to fill up the whole crust. and there
should be a gravy or something. also, wouldn't their clothes be inedible?
and shouldn't he scrape all the meat off the bones so it won't be so
crunchy? if he did that, he could grind the bones up to make his bread!
CheshireCatz 2319 (13 days ago)
This must've been so fun to film for the cast members
Illuminati sign on the cooked pie crust at the bottom
Cody LaTorre (15 days ago)
Please do more this was so funny
My Roanoke Nightmare (15 days ago)
That's some sausage party shit
Karina Paciorkowska (15 days ago)
well good thing most humans don't eat living, feeling things... oh wait
crafty kitty (15 days ago)
this is kind of like <<walking with the giants>>
Andy Moon (16 days ago)
Why aren't them humans naked?
jungwoo choi (16 days ago)
make more giant cooking videos
David Stucky (16 days ago)
1:56 look near the bottom. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
senjour (16 days ago)
he ate them with their clothes on ?they should be naked ..well katie at
Blu Scythe (16 days ago)
WE NEED TO MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL SERIES.
LoveAndSnapple (16 days ago)
That was very disturbing. It made me want to vomit....
WhoReadsThisCrap (16 days ago)
Is it the volcano that crimps the edges of the top crust?
France. (17 days ago)
:O make more of these
Mr. Idiot (17 days ago)
Am I the only one who feeds him clicks?
Nisa A (17 days ago)
Am I the only one who tried to click fee-fi-fo-yummy egg recipes to go to
Mr. Idiot (17 days ago)
No i tried it to
KaosFireMaker (17 days ago)
While leaving them alive during the cooking process does produce an
excellent visual effect there are numerous draw backs to improper butchery.
the most obvious one is the unpleasant contents of the large intestines,
which is liable to cause a nasty bit of food poisoning as well as tasting
foul. more troubling is that you are not removing the neural tissue, which
if you consume enough can cause nasty prion diseases such as mad cow. No
flavor should be lost if you butcher them immediately before hand. simply
spine, decapitate, and disembowel.
Sincerely, a concerned deity,
P.S. I myself advise farm raised humans, although I am even pore partial to
pork, which has more meat over all, but that is my personal preference
batjoker12 (17 days ago)
I like this do more please
ObscureReference (17 days ago)
I wanted to subscribe to the giant!! And Zac's doing well with his videos
lately, first the AirPods and now this! Love it
David Sherman (17 days ago)
I got ASMR
David Sherman (17 days ago)
I got ASMR
Daniel Wood (17 days ago)
Wheres the gravy???
Daniel Kim (18 days ago)
Stavol2Dual (18 days ago)
Tommy Evans (19 days ago)
*takes notes* though is it OK if there's a radiation plant nearby instead
of a volcano cause that's all I can work with
giant: why yes if it can cook anything smith fine
me: thanks also I recommend some Canadian or new York humans instead the
Canadians taste so nice and the new York humans have an attitude so their
sweet or sour put them together yummy
Whodini Blewitt (19 days ago)
Nathan Ng (19 days ago)
when did you put the salt and pepper? did you even put it in? and it looked
like not enough carrots peas and potatoes
Sam Auciello (19 days ago)
Christina Kersten (19 days ago)
That's so messed up
Joey Hagner (19 days ago)
if your a vegan use vegetables
(I am awful)
Thomas Zhao (19 days ago)
Please make more Giant Recipes!
Thomas Zhao (19 days ago)
385 people were put in a human pot pie
Safiuddin Salahuddin (19 days ago)
should mince then first
StarCrusher (19 days ago)
this is my fetish
TheEverseer (19 days ago)
OMG that was SOOO GOOD!!! I haven't had a laugh that good in such a long
time. Thanks for that way clever vid!
CN5N _ (20 days ago)
I want more.
Gazerac (20 days ago)
Make this a series!
anime nobody (20 days ago)
please... make... more
pontuskillen (20 days ago)
wtf is this
AwesomeEthan 2.0 (20 days ago)
pontuskillen your mom
Jordan W S (20 days ago)
This made me laugh a ton... Great job y'all! XD
Motley (20 days ago)
Andrew'sComputerChannel (20 days ago)
Omg ch is at 11,420,something subs
Dalla Style (20 days ago)
2:00 he has a spare nutsack at the top right
Matiss Ricards (20 days ago)
EmoNekoChan101 (20 days ago)
Well... that was dark.
Masked Kitty (21 days ago)
I felt so weird watching this
Hi, I am a cat! (21 days ago)
who else noticed that we didn't need the salt & pepper?
The Farewell Gentleman (21 days ago)
no, no. this is wrong. you have to skin the humans before cooking them. i
know that them being cooked alive gives you a nice presentation, but the
skin of a human is like the skin on pudding.
Nia Moore (21 days ago)
anyone else notice the illuminati symbol on the pie?
Maitesy (21 days ago)
Aayel Mejia (21 days ago)
That salty Peach (21 days ago)
What about cannibals?
Chrice Chiu (21 days ago)
Ew. Clothes. Innards. Hair.
JJ Lore (21 days ago)
I never knew why giants have deeper voices, especially if they're talking
and you're watching their point of view. If any case, shouldn't they be
normal voiced and the smaller beings be higher pitched? :)
psycold (21 days ago)
I'm sure it's good but I usually peel the humans first.
turtlelover59 (21 days ago)
Illuminati on the pie cover XD
EpicUltraKingSmizzy (21 days ago)
the potatoes were HUGE, and then they turned smaller and fit the scale
better, if you actually had so many real potatoes, why not use them for the