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How to Make a Human Pot Pie

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First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com CAST Zac Oyama Cynthia Kao Grant O'Brien Katie Marovitch Siobhan Thompson Mike Trapp Shane Crown CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writers - Zac Oyama Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty Director of Photography - Luc Delamare 1st AC - Christian Armada 2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson Gaffer - Vince Valentin Key Grip - Justin Lee Production Designer - Rick Mader HMU - Kathleen Pardo Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound President of Original Content - Sam Reich Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks Supervising Producer- Alex Edge Production Legal- Karen Segall Production Accountant- Shay Parsons Production Accountant- Chetera Bell Production Assistant - Caroline Bible Production Intern - Helena McGill Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
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MegaPonygirl122 (21 hours ago)
You forgot the gravy dumbass
DXZRN • 10 Years ago (21 hours ago)
Me me big boy
cookie of awesomeness (1 day ago)
Rip Grant
lilmisskaylie marquardt (1 day ago)
You can't forget to unwrap your humans too! I also recommend finding them in a yoga studio, a gym (preferably the firm ones, and I would recommend washing them first) or a organic store, or anything of the sorts. 😊 Bon apptit!
NinjaJab (1 day ago)
Not all heroes wear capes, Rest In Peace Grant.
Dvru 10 (2 days ago)
It’s attack on titan all over again
chaosxenkon (2 days ago)
there wasnt nearly enough meat
Olivia Meinshausen (2 days ago)
I want this to be a real channel...
c h i k i (2 days ago)
Who noticed the Illuminati near the end?
Rush rock Gods (2 days ago)
Dufuq did I just watch
Fizh (3 days ago)
You did it wrong, you are supposed to remove the hair and clothes off of the humans, then remove the guts and testicles. 0/10
that fat guy 247 (3 days ago)
just like grandma used to make
mania was a inside job (4 days ago)
Um I only have 7 humans is this okay?
The Queenorsomething (4 days ago)
I kinda want to see more of this.
bluzer awesome (5 days ago)
If I was a human I would eat through the crust
bluzer awesome (5 days ago)
The only thing bad is the pie has lots of empty space Gives the humans lots of empty spaces for air Gave this recipe a try, I cut a piece of pie for myself and found that the humans ate most of the crust and other ingredients. Don’t use fresh humans, ground them first
TazWalvez 2 (8 days ago)
I only go shower once a week. Ha you cant eat me now (Jpke)
Mister Cupcake 13 (8 days ago)
when they are burning it looks like the poster for the new mutants
Anthony Chesko (9 days ago)
Binging with behemoth
kryldon (9 days ago)
Ew, wtf... Why would he leave the clothes on? They taste so much better without that spongy cotton texture, or that tough jeans one.
George Washington (9 days ago)
So, my humans keep dying before I put the second pastry on. What should I do?
Stephen Alberty (10 days ago)
I did that to my family and friends and MMMMMM. I enjoyed eating that.
Radioactive Doom (10 days ago)
is it okay if i add more humans?
cian 123 (11 days ago)
How tall is grant?
Nathan B (11 days ago)
DISGUSTING WASH YOUR HANDS
that one kid in school who eats glue (15 days ago)
This is your most creative video
Sarah HH (15 days ago)
Make more of these!
Satisfaction Network (16 days ago)
Sorry gorf but that pie didn't look full enough. You could still see the bottom...
jeff101 (17 days ago)
You forgotten gravy in the pie and you didn't use the sait and pepper
chris callahan (17 days ago)
Well, the channel is dead. U gotta delete it now. Good job idiots.
Its Us (18 days ago)
Shouldn't you strip the humans before you cook them? I don't like fabric in my food.
Will Todman (18 days ago)
Thems are Katie's boyfriends hands
Ashton Michael (18 days ago)
Man, you left the clothes on. You know that shit is tough.
IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing (21 days ago)
But what if I'm vegetarian?
Smash Bros (24 days ago)
As
The Cartographer (29 days ago)
I'd watch this if this is an actual series, who's with me?
bts lover (29 days ago)
Hmmm,is it okay if I use 10 humans instead of 6-7? I'm quite hungry... Edit: btw, can I add more limbs?
Lexi C-G (30 days ago)
Please make a series of this
MattCart Show (30 days ago)
You should have made grant the giant
Darius Animations (30 days ago)
Ugh, tastes bad. Wasted 6 humans that could of been used for a donut
Bob Bobinson (1 month ago)
COOL - VIDEO
Shawn Desilets (1 month ago)
How did they do the hands in the faces popping out effect through the dough?
The Cartographer (1 month ago)
I'd rate it a 7/10, the humans taste, a little bit sour, but overall it's really good
Kevin (1 month ago)
Anyone else tried to click fee fi fo fum vid.
Undercover Otaku (1 month ago)
I thought Grant would be playing the giant...
SnakesAreCute (1 month ago)
this recipe is total shit. its a big air pocket! you need like 1000 potatoes n such
Skye Hamilton (1 month ago)
Lol
Rhys Baker (1 month ago)
This video is why we shouldn't be vegetarian
Elisabeth Heiman (1 month ago)
If Attack on Titan was a cooking show.
Meggy • (1 month ago)
The giant should be grant
Jesse_says_hi (1 month ago)
I love this one can you make another one
M&R [] (1 month ago)
Eating clothes
Boeing AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter (1 month ago)
Tastes really good thanks
TheCrazys Productions (1 month ago)
Why does this exist and how did I get to this part of the internet
ArtisticPixie (1 month ago)
Holy shit this was way more morbid than I was prepared for
Henry Walke (1 month ago)
Illuminati in the crust
Rotten Apple (1 month ago)
I want more of these
lawyer morty (1 month ago)
Its ok if they drop blood inside the pie
Jac Pickard (1 month ago)
I want an actual channel
IAmAPizzaBox (1 month ago)
if your a normal human use 2 babies
Necroxddd (1 month ago)
I'm slightly disturbed
QuickSpringNate (1 month ago)
Guys that is too much salt. I would say at least 1-2 pounds of salt.
Ryan Kelly (1 month ago)
Pretty big potatoes
Brad Munro (1 month ago)
Pie was still empty. Needs more humans
Citta Tresnati (1 month ago)
it needs more filling imo
INCOOM13 (1 month ago)
That probably smells terrible
Ark927 (1 month ago)
I find taking there clothes off it makes it taste so much better and I usually get my humans from the gym it's very good place you find a variety of people there's fat and jucy some are tuff and spicy but be careful some might be a little to much bone not much meat so I grab about 20 just in case if you have the opportunity you should set up a mini farm so you have a good storage recommend using bugs and Vetables if you want to add a extra crunch to them make them drink plenty of milk and just sprinkle some babies in there it adds some flovor
CycloneGaming (1 month ago)
Well, this works pretty good, but I think you should use more humans, and mix it together so that it's not humans at the top and vegetables at the bottom. Overall, though, I loved this recipe! It was very tasty!
Tsu Tsu (1 month ago)
I thought I was watching tasty
xLonlyZombie gaming (1 month ago)
Keith
rosethorn aker (1 month ago)
THEY NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE! (SORRY IF CAPS LOCK ITS STUCK AND I CANT CHANGE IT EVEN WHEN PRESSING CAPSLOCK BUTTON)
Hi it's Me (1 month ago)
I f***ing love this
TheLogax100 (1 month ago)
God,it's happy tree friends all over again
gyula mate (1 month ago)
how a carrot is half as long as a human?
Cloгох Вleacн (1 month ago)
does no one dice their humans anymore?
Bananamine Rin (1 month ago)
Is it ok for a twinkie to be in the pot pie?
Ongniel (1 month ago)
I knew it was zac who made this. H
Austenita Aisyah (1 month ago)
Uh oh looks like you forgot to season that pie..
mandie willingham (1 month ago)
Ok but you really want to eat their clothes too?
Impressionable Child (1 month ago)
mandie willingham they would burn away from the heat Edit: wait, why do I know that
The Flaming Russian Hippo (1 month ago)
MAKE THIS A SERIES!!!!!!!
CinnamonToast {ċt sզʊaɖ} (1 month ago)
What about taking off the clothes?! Its gunna taste all fuzzy ew.
Moonlight Studio (1 month ago)
You should make a second giant cooking video!
the edgy duckling (1 month ago)
*I LAUGH AT YOU PUNY HUMANS*
Muffincat 255 (1 month ago)
The giant should've taken jake paul
Cupcake Girl MSP (1 month ago)
Well.. I've always said I like a guy who can cook...
Kraken (1 month ago)
Please for the love of god make more, I love eating and watching this
Aye Nyein Aung (1 month ago)
Honestly when they were cooking on the volcano it was the scariest looking scene ever
Claudia Duran (1 month ago)
This is the future vegans want.
Trinity Ratliff (1 month ago)
A this is why I’m vegan
UnderTale Grillby (1 month ago)
Ig you really want some flavour get some humans from a mechanic store, they have some grease as flavour.
Amanda Gibson (1 month ago)
I can't wait to try this out! 😊
tyana sevilla (1 month ago)
Is artificial human okay? Real ones tend to be a bit fatty
Tamar Pomerantz (1 month ago)
What if you are just a cannibal, and not a giant?
Tekno Ghost (1 month ago)
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P!llow (1 month ago)
just tried this recipe today, taste amazing
Falloutboy 67 (1 month ago)
da fuk is dis shit im scared for life
RandomTalkingGuy (1 month ago)
I don't like the bones in the humans,it's annoying just to spit the out
Heidi Lavender Animals (1 month ago)
Put me in but when you do not cook it
Creaky C. (1 month ago)
Sweeney Todd anyone?
CakeFlirty (1 month ago)
they should be naked!