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How to Make a Human Pot Pie

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First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com CAST Zac Oyama Cynthia Kao Grant O'Brien Katie Marovitch Siobhan Thompson Mike Trapp Shane Crown CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writers - Zac Oyama Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty Director of Photography - Luc Delamare 1st AC - Christian Armada 2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson Gaffer - Vince Valentin Key Grip - Justin Lee Production Designer - Rick Mader HMU - Kathleen Pardo Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound President of Original Content - Sam Reich Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks Supervising Producer- Alex Edge Production Legal- Karen Segall Production Accountant- Shay Parsons Production Accountant- Chetera Bell Production Assistant - Caroline Bible Production Intern - Helena McGill Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
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Silly Susan (1 day ago)
anyone else notice the iluminati after its baked
Cheesycurve 54 (1 day ago)
I like this for someone.
Tim Yandle (3 days ago)
Okay. That was horrific.
Kaye Iral (3 days ago)
I want more of these, please.
Lily Traska (3 days ago)
we need more of these
Ben String (5 days ago)
omg Illuminati in the pie, collegehumor I love you.
Aya Taimish (6 days ago)
do the clothes taste good?
CJ *Gameplays-Animation-Edition* (12 days ago)
this made me hungry :)
MegaMagikarpY (13 days ago)
That guy kinda reminds me of my uncle
Jhun Cruz (13 days ago)
Reminds me of the Walking with Giants Youtube channel...
KDot Kana (15 days ago)
i think that's still too much S&P. might wanna bring it down to about half a pound and 2 pounds pepper
lunayoshi (17 days ago)
How does this have so few views? I've laughed harder at this vid than I have in a long time!
Karen Daniel (17 days ago)
Seid ihr das Essen?  Nein, wir sind der Jäger![
THE KING OF MAGIC THE GOD OF MAGIC (19 days ago)
college humor are illuminoti
STUPID - KITTY (22 days ago)
vore
Amethyst Armadillo (24 days ago)
Goodness me I found way too many problems with this meal. 1. It was much too dry. Without any main source of water the crust crumbles very easily which is a big problem. 2. There are still clothes on the people. The humans can either make or break the whole dish and with the clothing on there is way too much fiber. 3. (Personal recommendation) I would recommend skinning the potatoes before cooking the human pot pie. With out the skin, the meal is much fluffier and goes down easily. If I could, I would rate this recipe ⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Fancy Feline Gaming (25 days ago)
OMG his hands do look big
Preston Sheckels (1 month ago)
Make this a short series like with different foods just Change the meat.
Sora Flare (1 month ago)
Good quality video
FX VIRUS (1 month ago)
I like the iluminati sighn
Ivo Iliev (1 month ago)
I am 13 ;-;-;-;
CHaOS_GuiltySpark {Cynical_Shadows} (1 month ago)
that was disturbing....
Samantha Vidas (1 month ago)
Clothes and all?
House Cat (1 month ago)
The top right face in the pie strangely looks like Markiplier
Jennifer Samuel (1 month ago)
The outro is really awkward because I never feed him clicks and I am just staring at a dude air eating
Gaurav K (1 month ago)
I am hungry
TheGoldenSubway (1 month ago)
buzzfeed ad on a college humour video, ironic
TheSodaDragon (1 month ago)
thanks for this recipe! tasted delisious but took me a while to find a volcano... should it be active or just like warm? also i now have two loose somewhere and im pretty sure they are reproducing. should i kill them or let them for a better source of humans?
Matthew Beadle (1 month ago)
make more of these
Rosie Low (1 month ago)
They could've eaten their way out.
Enterurn4me (1 month ago)
Lmao I thought this was a walking with giants parady
MickJamesSupaFreak (1 month ago)
Ok I'm confused isn't the giant human too?
Mr Same (1 month ago)
Where's the pot??
袁子盁 (1 month ago)
Um this is scary
juustgowithit (1 month ago)
wtf
HazellNut Gamer (1 month ago)
"And don't worry, if they give you too much trouble, just squeeze them until they die
The Memester (1 month ago)
I heard that vegan humans are bad for other humans because the vegans ones infect the other humans into vegan humans by showing them a video so I recommend getting your humans from a McDonald's restaurant because they have more fat and less vegans tend to go there so the meat is always good and healthy, if you have a pet human then I recommend feeding it more meat than veggies because if you feed them too much veggies then they are gonna die, if you see any vegan humans in your house or anywhere then kill them because they are pests
Lily Gamer (1 month ago)
XD
Liliana Villalobos (1 month ago)
remeber to add your preferred spices!
Lochlan McNeill (1 month ago)
amazing
Greyson Last name (1 month ago)
That was cool AND dumb 🤣
Ruby Red (1 month ago)
Do morr
Emily Belkowitz (1 month ago)
I want more of these 😍❤️💗
Quix (1 month ago)
This is a regular meat pie recipe, pot pie doesn't have a lower crust. Damn ogres and their lazy pie-making. Trolls are the ones with all the good recipes.
Ugh Okay (1 month ago)
Shouldn't you strip them naked? You don't wanna eat clothes!
THE MEGA LUCARIO (1 month ago)
more of theese
BaconedCake (1 month ago)
Dear Gorf, I have watched your cooking series from the very beginning when you made the roasted shark recipe, and since then I've turned to you for culinary help. When I first moved in with my spouse they were very angry because I was no use in hunting or making meals or collecting ingredients - even the easy ones like trees. Our relationship was fragile because we had a hard time surviving on our own, because my spouse was too busy dealing with rogue humans. But when I found your channel with all your helpful tricks and tips from the best livestock enclosures to pillage to things to avoid while collecting things near a sea. I gained the confidence to provide for my family and I did. You helped me overcome my depression over my uselessness and my spouse is a part jealous and part grateful because I can whip up a giraffe meringue better than anyone he knows. I've seen your channel grow and I grew with it. So, thank you. Love, A fellow giant PS: I think I saw you when you cooked the humans because I live near that volcano! I can't believe I came that close to meeting you!
Jack Pipe (1 month ago)
Damn, that was actually horrifying O.O
turtlelover59 (1 month ago)
Guys, I gotta say: I don't know if the things they call "clothes" work very well with the tastes of each individual Human. Now, I don't know about you guys, but to me they just don't _taste_ right.
Richard Servello (1 month ago)
Clothes would get stuck in your teeth.
Roe Rott (1 month ago)
my godzillas watched this and now all of japans population is gone.
Abi O (1 month ago)
I love College humor but for some reason this really disturbed me.
dumpling321 (1 month ago)
I feel like you should have show the process of cutting and serving the pie, it looks delicious and I would have liked to see how the filling turned out.
mind_combatant (1 month ago)
the double end slate is weird.
ThatAsiann (1 month ago)
I thought it said hot pot..
whosthedaddy30 (1 month ago)
that was just disturbing
TheTymeIsRyte (1 month ago)
This is the opposite of walking with giants
Vic Lin (1 month ago)
way too funny
Gian Carlo Fermin (1 month ago)
This would be a good series
M vids1 (1 month ago)
I'll definitely recommend this to em
Relle M. (1 month ago)
Watching this at 3am. I love it and yet I'm disturbed at the same time. Way to go CH! :D
Drablord (1 month ago)
HE FORGOT THE FUCKIN' SALT AND PEPPER! THAT SHIT GONNA BE BLAND!
Yuki Kazua (1 month ago)
This was actualy disturbing lol
Dan Wells (1 month ago)
no kitty this is mah pot pah
Niniischill (1 month ago)
Meateaters be like lol you can't eat people- they feel things! But of course all other animal grows off trees and can't feel pain!!
Pixel Bytes (1 month ago)
MAke a second one!
You wish You were Lin (1 month ago)
Is that a triangle with an eye in it at the bottom of the crust??? Yes!!
Spicy Bunny (1 month ago)
Some of the supplies that the giant used are from Cost Plus World Market...😂
Munching Pie (1 month ago)
Plz do more
I -heart- Human (1 month ago)
That took a big, dark twist. 😐
The Swan (1 month ago)
Still less appalling than Buzzfeed.
Jared Foote (1 month ago)
oh.
Andrea Tutty (1 month ago)
...gruesome
Stallya (1 month ago)
Doesn't even peel or boil the humans beforehand and no gravy? That's gonna be dry as the Sahara desert. 1 star
The Gaming Kid (1 month ago)
Goddamn creepy
SerbAtheist (1 month ago)
I don't like large pieces of meat in my human pot pies, so I first tear the limbs off of each human. It actually kind of relaxes me. Then I dump them all in cold water and slowly heat it up as their torsos helplessly bob around. I know that dunking them in head first in boiling water is the humane way to kill them, but the meat just tastes juicier if it is slowly brought to a boil. When the screaming stops I know they are close to being done, so I prepare the crust and other vegetables. Now, there's this neat trick which saves up all the work. You can actually train these humans to be your personal slaves. Why bother the hard work of making the crust and putting all the ingredients in when a well trained brigade of around 15 or so human slaves can just do it for you? Seriously, once you dismember a fellow human in front of them, you can train these terrified little things to do just about anything. Just don't forget to supervise and put them back in their cage when they're done. When they're too exhausted, broken or feeble to be of any use just include them in your next batch of human pie!
Timmy The Pleb (1 month ago)
JESUS CHRIST
Seren (1 month ago)
Glad that I, someone who suffers from harrowing nightmares, decided to watch this right before going to bed. Tonight's gonna be fun.
John Smith (1 month ago)
You're not going to peel the people first? This cooking show is for idiots.
Robert Chiccarine (1 month ago)
I'm allergic to humans, do human substitutes work?
Lovi Poekimo (1 month ago)
Okay, first off, you didn't remove the skin and hair? And the toes & fingernails & teeth were also kept in for extra crunch???
John Jonson (1 month ago)
You ate their bones and clothes and didn't carve them. That's a horrible recipe. We didn't want to see all that tho, but the clothes would of been nice to remove. Finally see katies beautiful body
Y2K Blackout (2 months ago)
This was fucking disturbing!
Matthias Reith (2 months ago)
I found illumiati at the crust
PinchPeak5203 (2 months ago)
you forgot the gravy!!
FlyingCheezBurgers (2 months ago)
I can't believe they actually included and all seeing eye and no one has confirmed the illuminati yet
Samantha Reagan (2 months ago)
That pot pie is gonna be dry af there's no sauce or anything
anima099 (2 months ago)
Hey CH Loving your content since early last year. I always loved them but they got better last year. Don't know what you did but you just keep doing them! From a fan since 2009
Haven Swan (2 months ago)
Please make this a series!
Empyro Blitz (2 months ago)
Is it weird that I thought this video was gonna be about cannibalism?
Charlie P (2 months ago)
Looks dry.
StarSailorMars (2 months ago)
Plz make more
Sarah Alice (2 months ago)
Honestly more of these should be made.
cuckling (2 months ago)
lol instead of cooking with giants
Melli _Chan (2 months ago)
Yeah that just happened
Film Empire (2 months ago)
1:52 illuminati sign in the pie crust
Pewpew (2 months ago)
ahahahaaahahahaahahahaha
pointy morper (2 months ago)
This is how I want to go out
Tamás Viola (2 months ago)
perfect video to promote veganism lol
MUSIC & MORE (2 months ago)
wow thanks!