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How to Make a Human Pot Pie

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First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com CAST Zac Oyama Cynthia Kao Grant O'Brien Katie Marovitch Siobhan Thompson Mike Trapp Shane Crown CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writers - Zac Oyama Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty Director of Photography - Luc Delamare 1st AC - Christian Armada 2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson Gaffer - Vince Valentin Key Grip - Justin Lee Production Designer - Rick Mader HMU - Kathleen Pardo Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound President of Original Content - Sam Reich Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks Supervising Producer- Alex Edge Production Legal- Karen Segall Production Accountant- Shay Parsons Production Accountant- Chetera Bell Production Assistant - Caroline Bible Production Intern - Helena McGill Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
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joeis007 (12 hours ago)
Sooooo, Grant?
Nelson Viera (20 hours ago)
Steps to cunfusing got dick stick In fridge
David Nicholls (1 day ago)
Gravy?
FidNip theFrog (2 days ago)
Can someone help I'm allergic to humans does anyone know any good human substitutes ? I tried to google some but none of them seem to work.
Queek headtaker (4 days ago)
I always peel my humans
DoctorLove 420 (7 days ago)
No not Grant !
Jelly Rolls (7 days ago)
I thought the ending was going to be the giant getting abducted by a giant-giant for use in a giant pot pie.
Skerv (8 days ago)
I actually like frozen humans better. Fresh ones are a little salty for my taste.
Poo per (13 days ago)
I love how In the beginning he just was so chill about the mass amounts of ingredients
Zoe Drake (13 days ago)
I really want to know how they made this!
Jonas Or Something (13 days ago)
I found that adding 3 to 4 more humans brings a nice finish to this delicious dish.
Sina Enayati (15 days ago)
Make more
Chalky Blue (15 days ago)
Guys I have footage of make Paul punching Vanossgaming
Meme Machine (16 days ago)
*G L A R F*
_sjaspeert_ (16 days ago)
I'sent grant the giant ?
Gaming_coffin (16 days ago)
This is really fucked up but somehow the cheery music makes it worse.
David Zaharie (17 days ago)
Ever realised the ant in giant?
Fine_Swine (17 days ago)
Ohh! I'll try this later!!
Quinn Wille (17 days ago)
This is how I want to die.. Being cooked into a pie! 😆
Phase Delta (17 days ago)
He sounds like scarce
Daniella Jane Howell (21 days ago)
Grant should've been the giant tbh.
MiraVaiBattles (22 days ago)
*war flashbacks from watching AOT
yellow diamond (23 days ago)
R.i.p. Siobhan
Ethan Santiago (23 days ago)
Could this work for normal sized humans? Asking for a friend
Plastic Fork (23 days ago)
The pie is 70% empty
The pug Lover (24 days ago)
They should call this cooking with Grant
Fatimah Sham Japar (26 days ago)
When do you add the salt and pepper?
The E- Scrap Man (29 days ago)
The new sausage party movie looks great
Nai Kun (30 days ago)
Wait when Grant said "Don't worry, everyone. I got this" and started swinging(?) his belt(?) like what you do with slingshots, was that a david & goliath reference?
Eden The Warrior (1 month ago)
can u do a part 2 to this pls
BugIceGuy 55 (1 month ago)
ILLUMINATI pie? With humans?!
Cat Box (1 month ago)
if titans from AoT learned how to cook
The Learning Artist (1 month ago)
Is it weird I can still tell which face belongs to who after the pie is cooked?
Louise Wood (1 month ago)
I find its easier to use a golden egg in with the humans . also i sometimes take out the teeth to use in cakes .
Milicia Hu (1 month ago)
Do anybody see a triangle in the pie
The random Icecream (1 month ago)
Very useful
Ewelina Kunysz (1 month ago)
My favourite!
Darrius The King Megnin (1 month ago)
ilumminate
Indigolo (1 month ago)
why are there an illuminati sign on nearly every CH video?
Gaming Info/Rage (1 month ago)
I miss the animated stuff like the roasts of and ch stories
Pears & cats (1 month ago)
Wow never knew grant grew
Quintin Ford (1 month ago)
he forgot the salt and pepper
SUPER AWESOME GUY (1 month ago)
pie seems kinda empty no?
Jane Liu (1 month ago)
Hmm... I don't know. The burned clothes might create too much char.
Morgan James (1 month ago)
what If I replace the humans with about 1000 chickens?
wITh LoTS oF ORreGanO (1 month ago)
Why am I so bothered that the filling didn't fill the pie? It was so... empty.
Jacob Ridley (1 month ago)
Attack on titan would be some interesting
Pelleasome (1 month ago)
You forgot to put in the salt and pepper
The usless fortune teller (1 month ago)
Make this a fucking series
Albert E (1 month ago)
Hilarious
NightGallows (1 month ago)
My personal favorite is shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top.
Tristan Passe (1 month ago)
I would watch those other videos
Mary Culkin (1 month ago)
Omg I lost it when he knocked out by his own leg 😂
Beaula Lee (1 month ago)
did anybody see the aluminauty at 1.58
Aravind (1 month ago)
what if this happens in real life?
Mrs. Bacon bits (1 month ago)
I'm a vegan now
Duck Mx scrooge (2 months ago)
I'm eating while watching this
Jimmy Zhao (2 months ago)
I love the little touches, like Katie and Siobhan hugging each other in fear. You really get the sense of these characters dealing with this situation in a human way, which is impressive for a comedy sketch.
Amelie Phillips (2 months ago)
Bar whole fix peak gallery vast
Amazing (2 months ago)
be careful if the humans have swords with grappling hooks on their hips. as they could slice your neck and kill you.
Alicia Estela (2 months ago)
Wow!! That was fucking disturbing
Tate Winter (2 months ago)
this video is disgusting... they're not even organic!!!
Blossoming Oath (2 months ago)
those carrots are huge!
Dark Destroyer (2 months ago)
This is attack on titan
Just a youtube commenter (2 months ago)
vore
Skerv (2 months ago)
I find that lemon can really zest up their yummy wittle faces!
The Deerssassin (2 months ago)
I tried following along, but it seemed a bit too hollow. I think you used way to little ingredients, I'd suggest tripling your numbers, including the humans. If you go with a small number it'll mostly just be air.
Flash Claw (2 months ago)
I made it
Curtain Poles (2 months ago)
I thought this was going to be a grant joke
spicywatermelon32 (2 months ago)
where was the weed
That Wizard Warrior. (2 months ago)
please make more! > U <
Shirley Ellingboe (2 months ago)
This made me so friggen uncomfortable...
takara A (2 months ago)
Zac didn't bleed enough.
Una Kristine Carlstrøm (2 months ago)
I don't know man. I feel like it could use some more filling. there's a lot of air in that pie and I prefer mine stuffed.
Cole Carbert (2 months ago)
This was legitimately terrifying. Is zach on some kind of drugs?
Aidan Cannatelli (2 months ago)
"…but if any of them give you any extra trouble, just squeeze them until they die." XD
Music Lover 11 (2 months ago)
What vegans see...
Tin Hang (2 months ago)
You count all those peas
Mureithi Kivuti (2 months ago)
That weird cute song in the background makes it even creepier
melkjooce (2 months ago)
did anyone else see the illuminati symbol lol
IM DEAD (2 months ago)
Great recipe it worked really well and the fresh humans tasted delicious 😋
Ashley Williams (2 months ago)
What if Auschwitz was just an industrial sized human pot pie manufacturing plant for giants? 🤔👫🍜
Dark Sage (2 months ago)
is it weird that I like to hear their screams
MegaMGstudios (2 months ago)
i thought grant was gonna be the giant
camxbb (2 months ago)
hahahahahha
Christoffer113 (2 months ago)
Placing it near a volcano would near instantly explode the humans and wouldn't cook the dish thoroughly. Clearly clickbait.
Conformist Anarchist (2 months ago)
10lbs of pepper pepper pepper
ImACookooPerson (2 months ago)
MAKE IT A SERIES PLEEEEEEASE. I just got a golden goose and I can't find any good recipes for golden eggs! Plus the human pot pie worked really well.
Braedon Zamperini (2 months ago)
Show
Braedon Zamperini (2 months ago)
So there is a cooking for humans
Lunsen 402 (2 months ago)
brutaly horifying or horifyingly brutal can´t decide which
creative name (2 months ago)
this week on the titan cooking show
Joecool0856 (2 months ago)
I thought this was you suck at cooking for a second
Sophie Raut (2 months ago)
I felt like I was watching the Bon appetite music video
DRINK BLEACH (2 months ago)
walking with giants, literally
Memo Grajedas Amazing Channel (2 months ago)
This was legit disturbing.
Tara (2 months ago)
The amount of bones the giant/troll/whatevertheyare is gonna have to pull out of their teeth is going to be a lot. Unless cooking them over a volcano turns the bones into dust.
Lawrence Han (2 months ago)
Eric Cartman: "No kitty this is my pot pie!"
Lawrence Han (2 months ago)
Put them back in the oven. They're so undercooked, they're writing f*cking diaries.