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How to Make a Human Pot Pie

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First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com CAST Zac Oyama Cynthia Kao Grant O'Brien Katie Marovitch Siobhan Thompson Mike Trapp Shane Crown CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writers - Zac Oyama Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty Director of Photography - Luc Delamare 1st AC - Christian Armada 2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson Gaffer - Vince Valentin Key Grip - Justin Lee Production Designer - Rick Mader HMU - Kathleen Pardo Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound President of Original Content - Sam Reich Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks Supervising Producer- Alex Edge Production Legal- Karen Segall Production Accountant- Shay Parsons Production Accountant- Chetera Bell Production Assistant - Caroline Bible Production Intern - Helena McGill Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
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Tristan Passe (1 day ago)
I would watch those other videos
Mary Culkin (2 days ago)
Omg I lost it when he knocked out by his own leg 😂
Beaula Lee (7 days ago)
did anybody see the aluminauty at 1.58
Aravind (8 days ago)
what if this happens in real life?
Peach The en cermet (9 days ago)
I'm a vegan now
Duck Mx scrooge (10 days ago)
I'm eating while watching this
Jimmy Zhao (11 days ago)
I love the little touches, like Katie and Siobhan hugging each other in fear. You really get the sense of these characters dealing with this situation in a human way, which is impressive for a comedy sketch.
Amelie Phillips (11 days ago)
Bar whole fix peak gallery vast
Amazing (11 days ago)
be careful if the humans have swords with grappling hooks on their hips. as they could slice your neck and kill you.
Alicia Estela (13 days ago)
Wow!! That was fucking disturbing
Tate Winter (13 days ago)
this video is disgusting... they're not even organic!!!
Blossoming Oath (14 days ago)
those carrots are huge!
Dark Destroyer (16 days ago)
This is attack on titan
Just a youtube commenter (16 days ago)
Skerv (18 days ago)
I find that lemon can really zest up their yummy wittle faces!
The Deerssassin (18 days ago)
I tried following along, but it seemed a bit too hollow. I think you used way to little ingredients, I'd suggest tripling your numbers, including the humans. If you go with a small number it'll mostly just be air.
Flash Claw (19 days ago)
I made it
Curtain Poles (19 days ago)
I thought this was going to be a grant joke
spicywatermelon32 (19 days ago)
where was the weed
That Wizard Warrior. (20 days ago)
please make more! > U <
Shirley Ellingboe (21 days ago)
This made me so friggen uncomfortable...
takara A (21 days ago)
Zac didn't bleed enough.
Una Kristine Carlstrøm (22 days ago)
I don't know man. I feel like it could use some more filling. there's a lot of air in that pie and I prefer mine stuffed.
Andro Artist (23 days ago)
This was legitimately terrifying. Is zach on some kind of drugs?
Aidan Cannatelli (23 days ago)
"…but if any of them give you any extra trouble, just squeeze them until they die." XD
Music Lover 11 (23 days ago)
What vegans see...
Ꭲ-Ꭵ-η Η-Δ-И-Ꮹ (23 days ago)
You count all those peas
Mureithi Kivuti (25 days ago)
That weird cute song in the background makes it even creepier
snöw (27 days ago)
did anyone else see the illuminati symbol lol
IM DEAD (27 days ago)
Great recipe it worked really well and the fresh humans tasted delicious 😋
Ashley Williams (28 days ago)
What if Auschwitz was just an industrial sized human pot pie manufacturing plant for giants? 🤔👫🍜
Dark Sage (28 days ago)
is it weird that I like to hear their screams
MegaMGstudios (28 days ago)
i thought grant was gonna be the giant
camxbb (29 days ago)
Christoffer113 (30 days ago)
Placing it near a volcano would near instantly explode the humans and wouldn't cook the dish thoroughly. Clearly clickbait.
The Conformist Cookbook (1 month ago)
10lbs of pepper pepper pepper
ImACookooPerson (1 month ago)
MAKE IT A SERIES PLEEEEEEASE. I just got a golden goose and I can't find any good recipes for golden eggs! Plus the human pot pie worked really well.
Braedon Zamperini (1 month ago)
Braedon Zamperini (1 month ago)
So there is a cooking for humans
Lunsen 402 (1 month ago)
brutaly horifying or horifyingly brutal can´t decide which
creative name (1 month ago)
this week on the titan cooking show
Joecool0856 (1 month ago)
I thought this was you suck at cooking for a second
Sophie Raut (1 month ago)
I felt like I was watching the Bon appetite music video
DRINK BLEACH (1 month ago)
walking with giants, literally
Memo Grajedas Amazing Channel (1 month ago)
This was legit disturbing.
Tara (1 month ago)
The amount of bones the giant/troll/whatevertheyare is gonna have to pull out of their teeth is going to be a lot. Unless cooking them over a volcano turns the bones into dust.
Lawrence Han (1 month ago)
Eric Cartman: "No kitty this is my pot pie!"
Lawrence Han (1 month ago)
Put them back in the oven. They're so undercooked, they're writing f*cking diaries.
Glom McQuay (1 month ago)
where's the cream soup filler? If you're gonna put that much detail they should have drowned in a creamy base soup
Jack Blake (1 month ago)
looks like they need some OEM gear
Colin P. (1 month ago)
Am I the only one concerned about having your friends torn apart in front of you, being trapped in a pie, and then being burned alive? It sounds horrible.
plus2happiness (1 month ago)
this was horrifying to watch. Great video!
Captain Platapi (1 month ago)
part 2?
Marshmellow Moon (1 month ago)
the clothes started to burn and the crust got burned
NoboDYIN (1 month ago)
they forgot the salt and pepper
Salastheel _ (1 month ago)
This was done by the goodies in the 70's
Cliff Adams (1 month ago)
Best skit in a long time!
God of psychosis (1 month ago)
Having dissociative identity disorder is great because half my alters have probably seen this thus the watched sign, but I haven't so in a way I enjoy it all over again. Endless YouTube videos
Sean Markow (1 month ago)
I feel like this is some stupid vegetarian campaign.
Gian Carlo Fermin (1 month ago)
please make this a series
Bloop Bleep (1 month ago)
Funny and disturbing
Jack Oehler (1 month ago)
There is an illuminatie in the bottom of the cooked pie
Joe Fixit (1 month ago)
this made me really hungry thanks now I have to go find some humans to bake
Jacob Johnson (1 month ago)
He didn't add any salt or pepper.
kim crumers (1 month ago)
Everything Burrito (1 month ago)
Titans would love this...
Roe Rott (1 month ago)
How To Make Homemade Human Bites | By Godzilla _____________________________________________________ I took my humans from Tokyo japan. I got too kinds, and the first pack, They came in cans. the canned humans are from goji-mart. They were dead though. I don't reccomend Komiku-Brand humans with meatballs, because the meatballs taste earthy and have a icky texture from them. And the humans are dead and come in the cans with their own urine and fecies. The humans looked starved, too. Go to farming areas for babies, and raise them in a barn. Then I took it to my local butcher shop, "Meaties", And They prepared them perfect for cooking. then I got to make this meal for my friends. With that being said, Its time to make Human bites! __________________________________ Godzilla's Popcorn Human Bites Conventional Oven: (recommended) Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Place Human Bites in a single layer on baking sheet. Bake 15 to 18 minutes. Microwave: Place Human Bites in a single layer on microwave-safe dish. Heat on HIGH 2 minutes. Do not overcook. Let stand approximately 1 minute before serving. Deep Frying: Preheat oil to 350 degrees. Fry Human Bites 2 ½ to 3 minutes. __________________________________ Thanks for reading! And have fun making your own human bites! :)
The Senate (1 month ago)
you killed grant you assholes
Lord Buckethead (1 month ago)
When I read that title I thought it was Grant doing the cooking. The. I saw the thumbnail
twentyonephanics (1 month ago)
i see an illuminati symbol HAHAHAHAHAH
Gabriel Levy (1 month ago)
He forgot the salt and pepper and now the pie is shit, the trouble of catching fresh humans all gone to waste
Aurora Borealis Glfry (1 month ago)
I thought the Giant was gonna Be grant :V
N. 88B. (1 month ago)
So good
TacoMobster 1500 (1 month ago)
I didnt know grant was a giant
Boys Mail (1 month ago)
M O I S T humans
Cat Cat (1 month ago)
This reminds me of a "you suck at cooking" video
Bob Honda civic (1 month ago)
i actually wanna see more...
Hazel Fang (1 month ago)
Imagine them having to act this out on a green screen 😂😂😂
POOTIS BIRD (2 months ago)
Followed instructions Outcome: Picked up a mafia and got shot
GenericYoutuber (2 months ago)
Titans should watch
Madsora The Wolf (2 months ago)
I have yet to see a good recipe for us wolves...hopefully that changes,getting kinda tired of eating just plain meat...
Prizzo Hann (2 months ago)
Vegans can use this video and I might get convinced. This was awesomely terrifying.
shaymin965 (2 months ago)
Anyone else see the illuminati eye on the bottom of the pie at 1.59?
Flippy (2 months ago)
If there was a giant HD video on a giant HD camera, and were to watch it on a regular sized screen, would it by the most HD video in the world?
Alec S (2 months ago)
His fingers are gross
Hi, I am a cat! (2 months ago)
what did you use the salt and pepper for?
Ater Nefarium (2 months ago)
After video, everyones roof to there houses just get lifted and next thing you know, the anime attack on titan is born.
Baklol Master (2 months ago)
If you look close enough, the giant is also a human and these guys are tricking us with their editing.
Logan Duhon (2 months ago)
Why is it not called a "People Pot Pie"
Jullien Harris (2 months ago)
this scared me lol
gunboss201 (2 months ago)
Why do I get this feeling that this sketch's script could be written by one of the vintage Collegehumor staff in the background?
Temporary name (2 months ago)
This was horrible XD
Hannie Kong (2 months ago)
Did anyone else think the triangle at the base if the cooked pie looked like another illuminati easter egg?
please insert name here (2 months ago)
Do other people see bill cipher in the pie?
SCP Intelligence Agency (2 months ago)
Paul Bunyan.exe
LadyRavenEyes (2 months ago)
i would like to request more cooking with the giant videos
PizzaPartyNextDoo r (2 months ago)
F giants I know a titan chef when I see one
Starmadien2019 (2 months ago)
Wheres the moisture you're a gonna need about 1000 cans of cream of mushroom, don't forget seasonings like garlic, pepper and for a little spice ass cracked peppercorns about 10,000 to the recipe, also you need to add more humans preferably the younger ones and they make for a more softer taste due to their their cartridge not yet turning into bones. you can find the younger ones in buildings labeled schools. it must be like a veal factory or something because they put them in closed rooms and tiny living quarters. of course be sure to grab them between the hours of 8a.m-3p.m because then they'll go home and it will be hard to get that many.
mrsniper12333 (2 months ago)
Shouldve said titans