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How to Make a Human Pot Pie

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First you're gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots and 5 to 6 moist humans. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com CAST Zac Oyama Cynthia Kao Grant O'Brien Katie Marovitch Siobhan Thompson Mike Trapp Shane Crown CREW Director - Ryan Anthony Martin Writers - Zac Oyama Producer - Shane Crown Production Coordinator- Francesca McLafferty Director of Photography - Luc Delamare 1st AC - Christian Armada 2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson Gaffer - Vince Valentin Key Grip - Justin Lee Production Designer - Rick Mader HMU - Kathleen Pardo Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound President of Original Content - Sam Reich Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks Supervising Producer- Alex Edge Production Legal- Karen Segall Production Accountant- Shay Parsons Production Accountant- Chetera Bell Production Assistant - Caroline Bible Production Intern - Helena McGill Production Intern - Sharilyn Hernandez Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez Head Assistant Editor - Jess Green Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
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That guy who likes Spaghetti (2 hours ago)
Can this turn into a series ?
Rhiannon Fraser-Gorman (5 hours ago)
What about gravy?
Valentin Trobevšek (1 day ago)
That sound tasty
MaxThePotato (1 day ago)
What about how to make a human cake
alma brin (1 day ago)
Ewwwww he ate them with their clothes on!
SHMOe ANd THe MILLIOn COOKIEs :D (1 day ago)
Ronaldjr Montagne (1 day ago)
I prefer a mix of French, Mexican, Italian and German humans. An alcohol taste with a little bit of spice and Italian herbs. If available I prefer eating monarchs, the crowns and inbreeding gives them a really exotic flavor. :D But people from the US aren't as good... I recommend if collecting from America, go more to the north or south...
Children Games (1 day ago)
i actually want to see more
just some kid (2 days ago)
Reminds me of Walking With Giants channel
Bethany Gemmell (2 days ago)
attack on titan looks great
Christian Villar (2 days ago)
Can Russian work too?
Mr Perry (2 days ago)
If he was that big, his voice would be at a frequency so low that we would not understand one word. I'm really fun at parties.
human ! (3 days ago)
Oh thanks, I've been looking for recipes for giants, it's hard to find ones big enough for me
Kevin The Dork Caller (3 days ago)
OH MY GOD He didn't wash his hands before cooking
Tommysaurus Rex (4 days ago)
Isn’t this cannibalism
Briauna Huffman (5 days ago)
How come giants can never wash their hands?
Jack Moss (6 days ago)
Anyone else notice the illuminati sign in the crust
zyxuwotm8 (6 days ago)
Illuminati in the pie
Bosco To. (6 days ago)
Should I be laughing
Hitmonbug (7 days ago)
They look so cute idk why
Planetary Facts (7 days ago)
Disgusting he did not remove the clothes of the humans first. Now I'm supposed to eat raw bits of fabric and denim.
Jacob Camerupt (7 days ago)
Make a sequel from the human's pov
Keira Beaumont (7 days ago)
Need more of this so cool
The lone observer ‘ (8 days ago)
When he refers to giants, he must also mean giant countries, like me
King Le (9 days ago)
I want to actually watch this fake channel now
Diana Stephens (9 days ago)
We say buzzfeed or college humor sucks but the true thing is they both suck they can't have one original idea make these shitty videos stop.
laura 89 (9 days ago)
This haunted me for two weeks
Caleb O. (9 days ago)
Boston Baller (12 days ago)
If I don’t have a volcano nearby, can I just use a giant oven, or do I need to use a volcano?
Nicole Data (13 days ago)
Tried to pull out a David and Goliath
Nicole Data (13 days ago)
Tried to pull out a David and Goliath
Matzah Cake (14 days ago)
Geek G1rl206 (16 days ago)
This is the cooking tutorial Jeffery Dahmer used
FerA (17 days ago)
The big friendly giant. *in a nutshell*
Cole 19 (18 days ago)
Don’t be trying to hide that illuminati in the pie
INsPoOcTER GADGETIO (18 days ago)
Thanks Garf! another great recipie
Jmdietr (18 days ago)
Very funny
Pepsi Frog (20 days ago)
Damn it you forgot the gravy...
potassium based life form (25 days ago)
Accidentally used dead humans
Yik Long Tay (25 days ago)
This is way too disturbing for me..... wow
Everyone Hates Ariel (26 days ago)
Perfect! The humans were evenly cooked and the bones gave a great crunch! Personally I’d add about 20 lbs of cinnamon for some flavor, but other than that it was perfect! 10/10 would recommend!
SimulDraws (27 days ago)
Hahahahahahaha lol
Kenzo Batt (27 days ago)
If giants are big people doesn’t that mean eating humans is like eating a baby
_ leanimations (30 days ago)
I thought thats keith
AWKisbored (30 days ago)
OMG THIS IS SO WRONG!!! He didnt add any creamy substance or syrup to his pie like in an apple or cherry pie
Roland Ward (1 month ago)
Quack ER (1 month ago)
i gave the pie @ 9/11
EwanKombat123 (1 month ago)
They didn’t add salt and pepper
TheJuiceGoose (1 month ago)
You forgot to vent the pie
The3DGamer (1 month ago)
this was very helpful for my family dinner, thank you collegehumor
Thomas Cremens (1 month ago)
785,572nd comment
Feeling kinda Froggy (1 month ago)
Why isn’t this a real channel?
Tom Hughes (1 month ago)
Wait why is Grant being cooked instead of cooking??
W.d Gaster (1 month ago)
This is better than the Human centepide
Paulthefonz (1 month ago)
Why didn’t they make Grant the giant
RaNdOMRainbowSHOW !!! (1 month ago)
I’m eating a pot pie as I watch this
Cameron Wiley (1 month ago)
want some. might make some.
Dorien Foroutani (1 month ago)
I first thought grant was the giant
Bryce Cain (1 month ago)
Why isn't that giant Grant
Cancer Crew (1 month ago)
Hey guys it’s G O R F
Axelfirekirby (1 month ago)
yes.. uh question.. i keep finding these humans that are dressed like foxes and the stuff? do they taste any diffrent from reguler humans?
creative name (1 month ago)
tf is wrong with zac
Robert Benito (1 month ago)
Nice recepie
IIQueenCocoaII (1 month ago)
So gruesome yet satisfying
super awesome youtube guy am meme (1 month ago)
This game me nightmaras
theOGFart (1 month ago)
This video is actually horrifying
Blankhank1 (1 month ago)
Oh silly Gorf every cook worth their salt knows every pot pie needs some sort of gravy
justme (1 month ago)
Jimmy Donnelly (1 month ago)
Gorf backwards is frog, thank me later
Brooklyn Moore (1 month ago)
That was disturbing... but I still love it.
Satan 7734 (1 month ago)
I never realised the giant is actually Shane
Wyatt Cusick (1 month ago)
Mine didn't turn out so well
//JazMakes Art\\ (1 month ago)
Is it easier to use Depressed humans than mentally stable ones? I've heard the depressed humans are more calm and less panicky. The screaming annoys me alot.
Deathgamer1737 (1 month ago)
If I'm one of the people here: 1 Be quiet 2 If I'm in the pie I can break out from the second crust and save them all but if it is too late well..... I typed this for nothing!
Think Pasta (1 month ago)
There’s a alluminati on it
bailey davis (1 month ago)
The giant should have been grant
Chipp O (1 month ago)
Binging with babish parody?
MegaPonygirl122 (1 month ago)
You forgot the gravy dumbass
DXZRN • 10 Years ago (1 month ago)
Me me big boy
cookie of awesomeness (2 months ago)
Rip Grant
lilmisskaylie marquardt (2 months ago)
You can't forget to unwrap your humans too! I also recommend finding them in a yoga studio, a gym (preferably the firm ones, and I would recommend washing them first) or a organic store, or anything of the sorts. 😊 Bon apptit!
NinjaJab (2 months ago)
Not all heroes wear capes, Rest In Peace Grant.
Dvru 10 (2 months ago)
It’s attack on titan all over again
chaosxenkon (2 months ago)
there wasnt nearly enough meat
Olivia Meinshausen (2 months ago)
I want this to be a real channel...
c h i k i (2 months ago)
Who noticed the Illuminati near the end?
Rush rock Gods (2 months ago)
Dufuq did I just watch
Fizh (2 months ago)
You did it wrong, you are supposed to remove the hair and clothes off of the humans, then remove the guts and testicles. 0/10
that fat guy 247 (2 months ago)
just like grandma used to make
mania was a inside job (2 months ago)
Um I only have 7 humans is this okay?
The Queenorsomething (2 months ago)
I kinda want to see more of this.
bluzer awesome (2 months ago)
If I was a human I would eat through the crust
bluzer awesome (2 months ago)
The only thing bad is the pie has lots of empty space Gives the humans lots of empty spaces for air Gave this recipe a try, I cut a piece of pie for myself and found that the humans ate most of the crust and other ingredients. Don’t use fresh humans, ground them first
TazWalvez 2 (2 months ago)
I only go shower once a week. Ha you cant eat me now (Jpke)
Mister Cupcake 13 (2 months ago)
when they are burning it looks like the poster for the new mutants
Anthony Chesko (2 months ago)
Binging with behemoth
kryldon (2 months ago)
Ew, wtf... Why would he leave the clothes on? They taste so much better without that spongy cotton texture, or that tough jeans one.
George Washington (2 months ago)
So, my humans keep dying before I put the second pastry on. What should I do?
I did that to my family and friends and MMMMMM. I enjoyed eating that.
Radioactive Doom (2 months ago)
is it okay if i add more humans?