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We Know You're on the Toilet | CH Shorts

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Kyosuke Machii (2 days ago)
im glad with zac out ralph filled "lord shitpost" position lol
Capikare (8 days ago)
Big daddy raphie you know me so well
DarkCartoon (8 days ago)
I had to re-watch this on the toilet just for the perspective
Dia Dino (8 days ago)
I am... Wildly uncomfortable...
Yuval Gino (8 days ago)
I need more of that Raphie character
Captain Cairo (12 days ago)
What is CollegeHumor and how do they know i'm on the toilet?
Mountain devil70 (12 days ago)
I’m on the couch though...
Bob Honda civic (12 days ago)
What's funny is.. I am INDEED on the toilet at this moment as i catch up on everything I missed
Kaitlin Thompson (12 days ago)
Jessica knows my heart
charliestravels (14 days ago)
But I'm on my bed
Emmi Guillen (15 days ago)
jokes on you, im in my bed
Kekko Gekko (15 days ago)
I'm trying to shit but I'm too uncomfortable
ssouass !! (17 days ago)
But i have earphpnes
Wild Side (17 days ago)
For some reason, some of the lines just give me vibes of Lando Calrissian, is it just me?
Emirhan Dağıstanlı (17 days ago)
i dont even take anything that i can watch or play with or read even when i go to the toilet. I am watching this with my computer on my desk and i dont use mute because i have headphones
BrokenYT (17 days ago)
I was binge watching CH vids so I wasn't scrolling through random vids and I never watch vids on the toilet so ur no right
Charbel El hachem (18 days ago)
Ahahahahhahahah i am on the toilet. Fucking epic
Derpy_ Dolphin (18 days ago)
I’m on my couch
Fox Boy (18 days ago)
Shh... you told my secret-_-
I'm In A Vegetative State Gaming (19 days ago)
This made me uncomfrotable
Isaac Kramer (19 days ago)
Well Big Daddy Raphie is half-right: I'm not wearing any pants.
Smol Turtle (19 days ago)
I feel so attacked and im not even on the toilet-
Leander YOTNDA (20 days ago)
Actually I’m on a urinal so...
Serge Linx (20 days ago)
Why does Ralph always doesnt have toiler paiper. This happened in the Musical Camp thing video.
Anna Polk (20 days ago)
... goddammit
kingofpigs88 (20 days ago)
Im out of toilet paper Edit: i found some
I can think of a name but not a surname (20 days ago)
Well, you got me.
S.A.C.D (21 days ago)
Is this a .. Shit post?
Akira Phoenix (21 days ago)
*_subliminals have brought me my worst nightmare: not being able to use my anus. (Aka not being able to poop.)_* oh yeah did i mention i'm on a chair
SuperMegaSum (22 days ago)
nothing tickles my lady bits quite as much as ralph singing off key about how he knows most people are on the toliet
Junaid Ahmed (22 days ago)
I watch this whenever I'm on the toilet
Sanskaar Sharma (22 days ago)
Porcelain throne 🤣🤣😂😂
CarlJo :3 (23 days ago)
I wear earphones on the toilet.
Alex Chu (23 days ago)
This is uncomfortable!
Love My Husky Baby (23 days ago)
😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 how did he know!
Dilly Mackey (24 days ago)
I'm not on the toilet, ya dingus.
youtuberaptor (24 days ago)
Ironically, I've been watching A LOT of CH videos on the toilet for the last two weeks, but I'm sitting at my desk for this one.
brattbutt (25 days ago)
Welp you got me on that one raphie
Timothy Call (25 days ago)
I don't watch videos on my phone...
Cancelled out snack time (25 days ago)
I watch most things on the toilet. But I'm on my couch right now
Major Robinson (26 days ago)
That moment when your actually on the toilet.
鮑先生 Mr Pau (28 days ago)
But I’m eating my dinner on my bed So I dislike it because you guessed it wrong
please stop the obsession about bts thx (28 days ago)
Where can I get the soundtrack?
Esmith (28 days ago)
Is anyone actually on the toilet?
Person6 (28 days ago)
That was GOOD
Sonfontalody The warlock (28 days ago)
I actually take my earbuds with me
Teneh Karimu (28 days ago)
This WIG!!! Still handsome and hilarious.
Jaclyn Herrera (28 days ago)
I’ve takin 7 shits today
Caty Jones (28 days ago)
Lol I’m on my couch😆
sn latifah (29 days ago)
What a twist
TomberyKing (29 days ago)
I will miss your afro
R023 (30 days ago)
Can't go on youtube on my phone, its 4GB
Histoire (30 days ago)
Okay third time watching it was in fact on the john
David Sherman (30 days ago)
Ha! I'm sitting in my car on my lunch break. That's about the only time I watch videos on my phone.
vitality of spirituality (30 days ago)
Got me again
Dr.Capricorn (1 month ago)
Hey I hope I’m not shitting in my bed
Diya_da _bawse (1 month ago)
I was on the toilet wearing a jumpsuit reading the subtitles
Some nerd 157 (1 month ago)
This came on auto play just as I got off the toilet. THE IRONY.
Back Country Pastimes (1 month ago)
The joke is on you because I'm watching this in the sink
EmilyAndLizzyTv (1 month ago)
When he realized there was no toilet paper I realized I didn't have any either..
Hanna Banana (1 month ago)
Nope on my bed.
Sharlise Johns (1 month ago)
Everything he said was true He KNOWS get the troops we roll out tonight 🕵😂😂
John M. (1 month ago)
I use headphones on the loo YASS
Kolemjdoucí (1 month ago)
I need more Big Daddy Raphie in my life! :D
Laurens programmiert (1 month ago)
I first read _"You're not the toilet"_
Jonas Mortensen (1 month ago)
I actually sat in my window watching this... And no, i wasn't taking a crap out the window... Promise!
Tony Mo (1 month ago)
For somehow, I came across this vid when I’m really in the toilet :o
Panic! at the 21 pilots chemical fall out (1 month ago)
I mean.. i hope im not takin a shit in class....
Yann Hugo (1 month ago)
Hahahahahahaha! You're a good observator!
Gabriella Penciuc (1 month ago)
i was in the tub ok?
FlappyCat2000 (1 month ago)
I watched this while eating breakfast. I'm disgusted with myself
PS3DJ09 (1 month ago)
.... and THAT... was just a courtesy flush! I ain't done yet.
Solaf (1 month ago)
I watched this on a leather couch
michaelwhittet (1 month ago)
take that 70s, will the decade ever recover?
Candace Mung (1 month ago)
I’m sitting a chair right nooooooooow.
Pranay Anand (1 month ago)
Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.
Andrew Toupal (1 month ago)
I actually am on the shitter
Colin Gilmore (1 month ago)
I was in the living room, on the couch. Still funny though
9nikolai (1 month ago)
But, I'm not, though. I'm not... :(
Basil (1 month ago)
This is dumb, I'm unsatisfied with the new "writing" in college humor it's not funny.
Luke landaiche (1 month ago)
This is good shit
CRYTIC GAMING!!! (1 month ago)
Actually sitting outside
Baby Them (1 month ago)
jokes on you, i'm in bed
Impro (1 month ago)
Sorry no
Angelo A (1 month ago)
Spot on!
José María Sánchez (1 month ago)
Im in the toilet
Dokia7 (1 month ago)
Ralph makes some cringy sketchs
Joseph Kai (1 month ago)
I watch these on the toilet
Mental Case (1 month ago)
I was on my bed
Matt Jones (1 month ago)
I’m not on the toilet so ha
elletwo (1 month ago)
Lmao, clean the phone with a Clorox wipe later.
Josue Barnesworth (1 month ago)
Who here went to the bathroom after this be honest
Just Random BOI (1 month ago)
K Rager (1 month ago)
I'm on my bed lol
NeonPanda190 (1 month ago)
I love you too big Daddy Raphie
Morgan Moir (1 month ago)
Wrong again Im on a spinny chair
Cristofer Chan-Imak (1 month ago)
Sexy voice !
Lemino (1 month ago)
Z T (1 month ago)
Just Arnav :) (1 month ago)
Im on my bed