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We Know You're on the Toilet | CH Shorts

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Creamtop Animations (2 days ago)
I feel violated
Sundara Weber (11 days ago)
I’m on the toilet (° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Sachikai (11 days ago)
im on my chair ;-;
Riley Cole (20 days ago)
Dude you cured my pain on the toilet
flute player575 (21 days ago)
But... but... Im in class
Lila Rose (28 days ago)
Im in bed how dare you
captainrobots (28 days ago)
I'm not on toilet but everything else was right.
Tara (29 days ago)
I never take any device into the bathroom with me. I'm never in the bathroom that long enough to need something to distract me.
RedeemedRewind (30 days ago)
I HAD TO POOP SO BAD AFTER THIS HOW DOES THAT WORK!???!??!??!?
Daniel Catt (1 month ago)
I'm on a college humour playlist and this video came up and I was actually on the toilet
Jonah H (1 month ago)
I am on the toilet
Billy Gray (1 month ago)
I AM NOT!
BitchPlease YouStank (1 month ago)
I’m actually pooping hahaha
Andi Z (1 month ago)
I was on the toulet
weaboo Another Weaboo (1 month ago)
I m on the toilet...
xi neop (1 month ago)
I had to stop because it was making me uncomfortable and giving me ASMR
Alpha Icon (1 month ago)
I just got out of the restroom 😂
MsRefined1 (1 month ago)
This has to be the best video ever!
Jacob Rodgers (1 month ago)
...well. you got me
Isaac Grider (1 month ago)
I like the 70s vibe
jossmircruz (1 month ago)
Can we get a crossover with Raph doing this character and the Ladies Man from SNL?
AnimationGames (1 month ago)
The twist: he was on the toilet all along
Melanye Rodriguez (1 month ago)
oh god im turned on
Kyosuke Machii (2 months ago)
im glad with zac out ralph filled "lord shitpost" position lol
Capikare (2 months ago)
Big daddy raphie you know me so well
DarkCartoon (2 months ago)
I had to re-watch this on the toilet just for the perspective
Dia Dino (2 months ago)
I am... Wildly uncomfortable...
Yuval Gino (2 months ago)
I need more of that Raphie character
Captain Cairo (2 months ago)
What is CollegeHumor and how do they know i'm on the toilet?
Mountain devil70 (2 months ago)
I’m on the couch though...
Bob Honda civic (2 months ago)
What's funny is.. I am INDEED on the toilet at this moment as i catch up on everything I missed
Kaitlin Thompson (2 months ago)
Jessica knows my heart
charliestravels (2 months ago)
But I'm on my bed
Emmi Guillen (2 months ago)
jokes on you, im in my bed
Kekko Gekko (2 months ago)
I'm trying to shit but I'm too uncomfortable
ssouass !! (2 months ago)
But i have earphpnes
Wild Side (2 months ago)
For some reason, some of the lines just give me vibes of Lando Calrissian, is it just me?
Emirhan Dağıstanlı (2 months ago)
i dont even take anything that i can watch or play with or read even when i go to the toilet. I am watching this with my computer on my desk and i dont use mute because i have headphones
BrokenYT (2 months ago)
I was binge watching CH vids so I wasn't scrolling through random vids and I never watch vids on the toilet so ur no right
Charbel El hachem (2 months ago)
Ahahahahhahahah i am on the toilet. Fucking epic
Derpy_ Dolphin (2 months ago)
I’m on my couch
Maple Syrup (2 months ago)
Shh... you told my secret-_-
I'm In A Vegetative State Gaming (2 months ago)
This made me uncomfrotable
Isaac Kramer (2 months ago)
Well Big Daddy Raphie is half-right: I'm not wearing any pants.
Smol Turtle (2 months ago)
I feel so attacked and im not even on the toilet-
Leander YOTNDA (2 months ago)
Actually I’m on a urinal so...
Serge Linx (2 months ago)
Why does Ralph always doesnt have toiler paiper. This happened in the Musical Camp thing video.
Anna Polk (2 months ago)
... goddammit
kingofpigs88 (2 months ago)
Im out of toilet paper Edit: i found some
I can think of a name but not a surname (2 months ago)
Well, you got me.
S.A.C.D (2 months ago)
Is this a .. Shit post?
Akira Felix (2 months ago)
*_subliminals have brought me my worst nightmare: not being able to use my anus. (Aka not being able to poop.)_* oh yeah did i mention i'm on a chair
SuperMegaSum (2 months ago)
nothing tickles my lady bits quite as much as ralph singing off key about how he knows most people are on the toliet
Junaid Ahmed (2 months ago)
I watch this whenever I'm on the toilet
Sanskaar Sharma (2 months ago)
Porcelain throne 🤣🤣😂😂
CarlJo :3 (2 months ago)
I wear earphones on the toilet.
Alex Chu (2 months ago)
This is uncomfortable!
German Shepard Is Love (2 months ago)
😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 how did he know!
Dilly Mackey (2 months ago)
I'm not on the toilet, ya dingus.
youtuberaptor (2 months ago)
Ironically, I've been watching A LOT of CH videos on the toilet for the last two weeks, but I'm sitting at my desk for this one.
brattbutt (2 months ago)
Welp you got me on that one raphie
Timothy Call (2 months ago)
I don't watch videos on my phone...
Cancelled out snack time (2 months ago)
I watch most things on the toilet. But I'm on my couch right now
Major Robinson (2 months ago)
That moment when your actually on the toilet.
肥鮑 (2 months ago)
But I’m eating my dinner on my bed So I dislike it because you guessed it wrong
please stop the obsession about bts thx (2 months ago)
Where can I get the soundtrack?
Person6 (2 months ago)
That was GOOD
Sonfontalody The warlock (2 months ago)
I actually take my earbuds with me
Teneh Karimu (2 months ago)
This WIG!!! Still handsome and hilarious.
Jaclyn Herrera (2 months ago)
I’ve takin 7 shits today
Caty Jones (2 months ago)
Lol I’m on my couch😆
sn latifah (2 months ago)
What a twist
TomberyKing (3 months ago)
I will miss your afro
R023 (3 months ago)
Can't go on youtube on my phone, its 4GB
Histoire (3 months ago)
Okay third time watching it was in fact on the john
David Sherman (3 months ago)
Ha! I'm sitting in my car on my lunch break. That's about the only time I watch videos on my phone.
vitality of spirituality (3 months ago)
Got me again
Dr.Capricorn (3 months ago)
Hey I hope I’m not shitting in my bed
Diya_da _bawse (3 months ago)
I was on the toilet wearing a jumpsuit reading the subtitles
Some nerd 157 (3 months ago)
This came on auto play just as I got off the toilet. THE IRONY.
Back Country Pastimes (3 months ago)
The joke is on you because I'm watching this in the sink
EmilyAndLizzyTv (3 months ago)
When he realized there was no toilet paper I realized I didn't have any either..
Hanna Banana (3 months ago)
Nope on my bed.
Sharlise Johns (3 months ago)
Everything he said was true He KNOWS get the troops we roll out tonight 🕵😂😂
John M. (3 months ago)
I use headphones on the loo YASS
Kolemjdoucí (3 months ago)
I need more Big Daddy Raphie in my life! :D
Laurens programmiert (3 months ago)
I first read _"You're not the toilet"_
Jonas Mortensen (3 months ago)
I actually sat in my window watching this... And no, i wasn't taking a crap out the window... Promise!
Tony Mo (3 months ago)
For somehow, I came across this vid when I’m really in the toilet :o
Panic! at the 21 pilots chemical fall out (3 months ago)
I mean.. i hope im not takin a shit in class....
Yann Hugo (3 months ago)
Hahahahahahaha! You're a good observator!
Gabriella Penciuc (3 months ago)
i was in the tub ok?
FlappyCat2000 (3 months ago)
I watched this while eating breakfast. I'm disgusted with myself
PS3DJ09 (3 months ago)
.... and THAT... was just a courtesy flush! I ain't done yet.
Solaf (3 months ago)
I watched this on a leather couch
Candace Mung (3 months ago)
I’m sitting a chair right nooooooooow.
Pranay Anand (3 months ago)
Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.
Andrew Toupal (3 months ago)
I actually am on the shitter
Colin Gilmore (3 months ago)
I was in the living room, on the couch. Still funny though
9nikolai (3 months ago)
But, I'm not, though. I'm not... :(