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We Know You're on the Toilet | CH Shorts

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Marley Burner (20 hours ago)
This comment section 99%: I'm not on the toilet 1%: yeah I'm actually on the toilet
JC Faustino (5 days ago)
Oh Thomas Jefferson welcome home!!
JC Faustino (5 days ago)
I hear Lafayette here
Grifiano (12 days ago)
Ha! My toilet is my my shorts, so I'm ALWAYS on the toilet! Shit I shouldn't have said that
FredricTheZombie (12 days ago)
I will only watch this when I’m pooping
Flower Pig (21 days ago)
I am on the toilet...
Henry Steiner (27 days ago)
I feel so personally attacked
Savannah’s Studio (27 days ago)
Yeah...I am
MEME INATOR (29 days ago)
I'm sitting on the toilet rn.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (1 month ago)
um actually my wifi cant reach the toilet because i steal it from my neighbors
Kheilas Reti (1 month ago)
This was the longest 3 minutes 56 seconds in my life
Moosification (1 month ago)
I may be on the toilet, but I'm not using it. I just have stronger wi-fi here. ;–;
Blorgus Morgus Finlay (1 month ago)
I’m legit on the toilet
Finding Cameron (2 months ago)
I seen this when i was on the toilet lol lmao xd omg
Seamus Donohoe (2 months ago)
I find this guy so unfunny 👎🏼
YoongiLoki (2 months ago)
Why is this so true...?
Jendrej (2 months ago)
I’m not. I wanted to go in, but my dad is inside >:[
Anon S. (2 months ago)
i'm actually not on the toilet. i did that before watching this video.
Cool with the Crazies (2 months ago)
It’s sad how true this was
Aaron Jackson (3 months ago)
Actually I’m in bed
Fur Frenzy (3 months ago)
I feel violated
Sundara Weber (3 months ago)
I’m on the toilet (° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Sachikai (3 months ago)
im on my chair ;-;
Gracie Kay (3 months ago)
Dude you cured my pain on the toilet
flute player575 (3 months ago)
But... but... Im in class
Lila Rose (4 months ago)
Im in bed how dare you
captainrobots (4 months ago)
I'm not on toilet but everything else was right.
Tara (4 months ago)
I never take any device into the bathroom with me. I'm never in the bathroom that long enough to need something to distract me.
RedeemedRewind (4 months ago)
I HAD TO POOP SO BAD AFTER THIS HOW DOES THAT WORK!???!??!??!?
Daniel Catt (4 months ago)
I'm on a college humour playlist and this video came up and I was actually on the toilet
Jonah H (4 months ago)
I am on the toilet
Billy Gray (4 months ago)
I AM NOT!
BitchPlease YouStank (4 months ago)
I’m actually pooping hahaha
andi z (4 months ago)
I was on the toulet
weaboo Another Weaboo (4 months ago)
I m on the toilet...
xi neop (4 months ago)
I had to stop because it was making me uncomfortable and giving me ASMR
FeedMeGrape’sAndCallMeHum u (4 months ago)
I just got out of the restroom 😂
MsRefined1 (4 months ago)
This has to be the best video ever!
Jacob Rodgers (4 months ago)
...well. you got me
Isaac Grider (4 months ago)
I like the 70s vibe
jossmircruz (5 months ago)
Can we get a crossover with Raph doing this character and the Ladies Man from SNL?
Ilya Labowka-Poulin (5 months ago)
The twist: he was on the toilet all along
Melanye Rodriguez (5 months ago)
oh god im turned on
Kyosuke Machii (5 months ago)
im glad with zac out ralph filled "lord shitpost" position lol
Capikare (5 months ago)
Big daddy raphie you know me so well
DarkCartoon (5 months ago)
I had to re-watch this on the toilet just for the perspective
Dia Dino (5 months ago)
I am... Wildly uncomfortable...
Yuval Gino (5 months ago)
I need more of that Raphie character
Captain Cairo (5 months ago)
What is CollegeHumor and how do they know i'm on the toilet?
Mountain devil70 (5 months ago)
I’m on the couch though...
Bob Honda civic (5 months ago)
What's funny is.. I am INDEED on the toilet at this moment as i catch up on everything I missed
Kaitlin Thompson (5 months ago)
Jessica knows my heart
charliestravels (5 months ago)
But I'm on my bed
Emmi Guillen (5 months ago)
jokes on you, im in my bed
Kekko Gekko (5 months ago)
I'm trying to shit but I'm too uncomfortable
X3N TØR (5 months ago)
But i have earphpnes
Wild Side (5 months ago)
For some reason, some of the lines just give me vibes of Lando Calrissian, is it just me?
Emirhan Dağıstanlı (5 months ago)
i dont even take anything that i can watch or play with or read even when i go to the toilet. I am watching this with my computer on my desk and i dont use mute because i have headphones
BrokenYT (5 months ago)
I was binge watching CH vids so I wasn't scrolling through random vids and I never watch vids on the toilet so ur no right
Charbel El hachem (5 months ago)
Ahahahahhahahah i am on the toilet. Fucking epic
DogChan (5 months ago)
I’m on my couch
Maple Syrup (5 months ago)
Shh... you told my secret-_-
I'm In A Vegetative State Gaming (5 months ago)
This made me uncomfrotable
Isaac Kramer (5 months ago)
Well Big Daddy Raphie is half-right: I'm not wearing any pants.
Smol Turtle (5 months ago)
I feel so attacked and im not even on the toilet-
Leander YOTNDA (5 months ago)
Actually I’m on a urinal so...
Serge Linx (5 months ago)
Why does Ralph always doesnt have toiler paiper. This happened in the Musical Camp thing video.
Anna Polk (5 months ago)
... goddammit
kingofpigs88 (5 months ago)
Im out of toilet paper Edit: i found some
oof (5 months ago)
Well, you got me.
S.A.C.D (5 months ago)
Is this a .. Shit post?
Eeivui Vee (5 months ago)
*_subliminals have brought me my worst nightmare: not being able to use my anus. (Aka not being able to poop.)_* oh yeah did i mention i'm on a chair
SuperMegaSum (5 months ago)
nothing tickles my lady bits quite as much as ralph singing off key about how he knows most people are on the toliet
Sanskaar Sharma (5 months ago)
Porcelain throne 🤣🤣😂😂
CarlJo :3 (5 months ago)
I wear earphones on the toilet.
Alex Chu (5 months ago)
This is uncomfortable!
German Shepard Is Love (5 months ago)
😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 how did he know!
Dilly Mackey (5 months ago)
I'm not on the toilet, ya dingus.
youtuberaptor (5 months ago)
Ironically, I've been watching A LOT of CH videos on the toilet for the last two weeks, but I'm sitting at my desk for this one.
brattbutt (5 months ago)
Welp you got me on that one raphie
Timothy Call (5 months ago)
I don't watch videos on my phone...
Major Robinson (5 months ago)
That moment when your actually on the toilet.
Fatpau (6 months ago)
But I’m eating my dinner on my bed So I dislike it because you guessed it wrong
obnoxious e-girl is my name (6 months ago)
Where can I get the soundtrack?
Person6 (6 months ago)
That was GOOD
Dangerous Second account (6 months ago)
I actually take my earbuds with me
Teneh Karimu (6 months ago)
This WIG!!! Still handsome and hilarious.
Jaclyn Herrera (6 months ago)
I’ve takin 7 shits today
Caty Jones (6 months ago)
Lol I’m on my couch😆
sn latifah (6 months ago)
What a twist
TomberyKing (6 months ago)
I will miss your afro
R023 (6 months ago)
Can't go on youtube on my phone, its 4GB
Hana Song (6 months ago)
Okay third time watching it was in fact on the john
David Sherman (6 months ago)
Ha! I'm sitting in my car on my lunch break. That's about the only time I watch videos on my phone.
vitality of spirituality (6 months ago)
Got me again
Dr.Capricorn (6 months ago)
Hey I hope I’m not shitting in my bed
Diya_da _boss (6 months ago)
I was on the toilet wearing a jumpsuit reading the subtitles
Some nerd 157 (6 months ago)
This came on auto play just as I got off the toilet. THE IRONY.
Back Country Pastimes (6 months ago)
The joke is on you because I'm watching this in the sink
EmilyAndLizzyTv (6 months ago)
When he realized there was no toilet paper I realized I didn't have any either..