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You're All a Bunch of Phone Zombies

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Your phone is KILLING you. Also the large wound in your side but mostly your phone! Katie can’t believe that Raph, Ally, and Siobhan would be so anti-social, glued to their phone screens after this emergency. Hardly Working - What really goes on in CollegeHumor offices may surprise you, unless you're already familiar with unprofessional, inappropriate slackoffs getting nothing done. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar SIOBHAN: http://www.twitter.com/vornietom SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Katie Marovitch Siobhan Thompson Ally Beardsley Raphael Chestang CREW Director - Michael Schaubach Writer - Katie Marovitch Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar Editor - Yaniv Elani
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Edward Kenway (10 hours ago)
Smartphones and Social Media are an actual disease, but no one is realizing it. That's the sad story.
ThreeCheersForTheBullets OfTheDangerDaysParade (1 day ago)
I just saw the beginning of the title and I thought it said "you're all a bunch of boys"
Avery Van Pelt (1 day ago)
Would be great if there was more build up in these sketches
Simon Richard (1 day ago)
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andromeda dancefight (2 days ago)
I love Siobhan
Nashy119 (2 days ago)
When an event like this really does happen there is no phone signal, you just get a huge queue at the only remaining landline in the city.
Abby Davis (2 days ago)
i wanted to die the entire time she was talking lmao shes a really good actor
MrWatcherish (2 days ago)
katie is like the female amir
Eugene Donovan (3 days ago)
Exactly annual contain vqwgaus dramatically past its before blue correspondent.
ImportantGuy (3 days ago)
I really think that Katie really acts like this and they are trying really hard to show her, but shes not getting the hint because shes fucking Katie and a terrible person.
Cesar Trujillo (3 days ago)
Anything Katie really, but everyone, but Katie yes. Genius.
Morgan Thompson (3 days ago)
Katy should be fired
blazortheepic03 (3 days ago)
Why do feel an urge to throw katie offa cliff
Ali Tahir (3 days ago)
I swear katie is always the end of the joke why though?
Why Am I Like This? (3 days ago)
Why is this an actual issue
Tanner Mulligan (4 days ago)
Fight me, Hele-*cough*Katie.
WkProductionCrew (4 days ago)
Katie, i thought u went to rehab
Abdul Hadi (4 days ago)
Katie is the best 😂
Charlie Clark (4 days ago)
If Russia wants to destroy the us, all it has to do Is kill the cell towers and destroy the cell satellites. We're all die of withdrawal.
Oliver Leventhal (4 days ago)
too accurate!
Otaku Obsession (4 days ago)
Why do all of your skits have you play an asshole? Is that by choice or...?
Adi (4 days ago)
lmao stop making me hate katie guys, the videos are unbareable
S A N I T Y (4 days ago)
SIOBHAN WOOOH!!
The Moon Man (4 days ago)
Me:See, this is why I don’t use social media. I find it stupid since so many people post pics of themselves or food or even- Message from Instagram :Your cat picture has gotten 936,619,528 views and likes Me:OH SHIT GOTTA POST ANOTHER ONE!!!!
Epicness (4 days ago)
Americans have srsly brain damage by those cellphones . you all are just zombies and not really here in real world just face down to your phone screen like retards . wake up ppl
Rolando Arañez (4 days ago)
I love Katie...hahahaha
Poppy Gray (4 days ago)
I'm sorry I hate Katie I not even because of this she has such a annoying personality
Dead Zone (4 days ago)
Meh
Jacob Allen (4 days ago)
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Stephen Bean (4 days ago)
Iliminati :37
jokerwanted (4 days ago)
Is it just me, or do all of the "Stupid Katie" skits just seem stupid?
Tavia Millward (4 days ago)
I hope CH realises that Katy will be their Salvation & Damnation one day.P.S. Please bring back Katy & the Boys...
Bulgarian Killer (4 days ago)
I want to kill her
Slimoei (4 days ago)
Addicted to crack is better then addiction to your phone
simbasorariku3 (4 days ago)
Darn, I thought this was gonna be an actual satire on cellphone usage.
Jay O (4 days ago)
Relatable
Jackie Logan (4 days ago)
Smartphones are dominating the world
Ender Skies (4 days ago)
Why do some people hate phones so much?
eunseo the flirt (5 days ago)
A phone addict is better than a cocaine addict
Palmer Jeffrey (5 days ago)
She always gets the annoying roles
Michael Matherne (5 days ago)
Meh, I thought this would be a skit combining zombie tropes and social-media tropes in a clever way. Instead it was just...meh.
Ender Skies (4 days ago)
Yeah it turned out to be another angry anti-techer lecturing us about how progress is bad.
monkiram (5 days ago)
This is just a joke, but some people are actually like this to a lesser extent. Like you'll be messaging your mom because she's worried about you and they'll start acting passive aggressive about the fact that you're on your phone for a couple of minutes.
Alvin Yo (5 days ago)
This reminds me of when there was a school shooting in my school and people were on snapchat
XeniteBlackthread (5 days ago)
This one is actually kind of funny. Cool!
Gerald Sturgill (5 days ago)
I wonder if anyone actually sends that information to Katie.
X (5 days ago)
I know its comedy but this honestly made me frustrated
Neonto (5 days ago)
I would’ve wanted to see the next 10 seconds.
Michael Powell (5 days ago)
This is like every teacher and over-possessive mom
xMagic666 (5 days ago)
The lights are Illuminati
Maddy Wade Films (5 days ago)
Clever clever
Bell Cranel (5 days ago)
So sad that this video correctly caught the image of the Florida school shooting victims.
ItsMattranger (5 days ago)
Rip zac
Comrade Walrus (5 days ago)
I actually wanted to punch Katie's character in the face
britt dee (5 days ago)
my favourite
Chloe Harrison (5 days ago)
Going on my phone is the only way to escape reality for me. Especially when I have my headphones in. Something about music just calms me down
Ender Skies (4 days ago)
At least you have the decency to wear headphones. Fucking cannot stand assholes that make me have to hear their shit. Thank you for being considerate!
MeganMania (5 days ago)
Why hasn’t anyone knocked her out yet I really don’t like her lol
Emily Robinson (5 days ago)
And I would be in the corner binge-watching Netflix and playing Crossy Road.
TheKijib (5 days ago)
m
Alphabetical Disorder (5 days ago)
Why is Katy always playing the annoying asshole character?
Kez W. (5 days ago)
No more dislikes, it's 666.
Mack daddy Hank (5 days ago)
Why should we give damn if I'm gonna watch shit on my phone all day I will if I wanted to do I don't need some pompous wise ass baby boomer telling me how I should go about my life when they drank beer on the couch in front of the TV for theirs
Yes, I'm everywhere too (5 days ago)
How ironic... I'm watching this on a phone
Doc Milersky (5 days ago)
Are you running out of ideas? I mean come on guys, bit late to jump on that train
12Mantis (5 days ago)
That part at the end was funny, though from the title I was expecting a different sort of skit, like one where some of the CH crew are so focused on their phones that they barely react to the world around them (even if they happen to walk into a wall or fall down a flight of stairs)......or in the case of this skit a survivor of the disaster comes across the group only to find them still totally engrossed in their phones despite the injuries they received ("YOU HAVE A METAL BAR STICKING OUT OF YOUR CHEST!" "Really? Selfie!" Then the phone zombies crowd together for a group photo).
Richard Servello (5 days ago)
NOT THE TIME KATY!!! great sketch.
Kleines Keksmonster (5 days ago)
Watching this on my phone... Ironic
Hasz 8 (5 days ago)
They should try getting addicted to heroine
Christel Aquino (5 days ago)
Ally ❤
Mr Creative (5 days ago)
In Germany we have a word for a smartphone zombie.... A SMOMBIE
Gabriel Burdan (5 days ago)
I typically tell people like Katie to: “Shut up and suck a dick”
locomojo0485 (6 days ago)
I'm way ahead of this.. I don't have social media. It's a plaque...
Martin Didrich (6 days ago)
Am i the only one who hates katie? Not her script just her
Ron Thompson (6 days ago)
Why do Katies sketches suck so bad?
Yoshi Dragon (6 days ago)
this reminds me of an article i had to read about "diseases caused by phones" or some bull shit like that. One of them was nomophobia or whatever, but a phone is an expensive piece of technology, if you arent worried that your phone is gone then you either dont understand the value of money or have way too much of it
Ratpoutine (6 days ago)
Please bring back Adam ruins everything, instead of this.....
sarina khan (6 days ago)
I thought it'd be another one of those "muh menilliums and technology". Glad to see it was the opposite
burbank (6 days ago)
siobahns back!
Joshua Lovett (6 days ago)
I hate people like that
LuckyDude (6 days ago)
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Jomari Gonzalo (6 days ago)
Hmm CH if you can read this can you please bring back the FULL BENEFITS ? That episode total awesome. Please if you read this. THANK YOUUU
Qazac The lynx (6 days ago)
Real question is, who got to tear up an entire room for this skit, and did they clean it back up?
GTShadowWolf (6 days ago)
I don’t own a phone
Calimero Nero (6 days ago)
"hey Fam..."
jin dead (6 days ago)
Katie is the best
Rick P (6 days ago)
But o well
Rick P (6 days ago)
She is right we use the phone way to much
BEECO THE GREAT (6 days ago)
very true, this is the exct reson that i smashed my phone yes yes smash them all
Nate Harris (6 days ago)
first
Maleeke (6 days ago)
AND COLLEGEHUMOUR IS A VIDEO ZOMBIE
Acer77e (6 days ago)
I'm really tired of Katie...
Meursault (6 days ago)
I know the setup of the sketch is that sometimes you actually need your phone and stuff, but it didn't really read for me because I would definitely not be doing all that tweet-checking and emergency services-ringing until outside the failing concrete structure.
Babamanga 16 (6 days ago)
Really I hate Katie I know she is just making a movie BUT I HATE HER XD
averyspecialdog e (6 days ago)
No surprise pretty much everyone is its not really out of the ordinary.
• Phoenix • (6 days ago)
I stopped tinderbumbling for this
Top 10 Archive (6 days ago)
I showed this to my wife and she shared it on facebook. FML.
lumos (3 days ago)
You realise the video isn't taking a stab at people who go on social media, it's taking a stab at people who criticise them?
A.P Beer. (5 days ago)
Top 10 Archive Like she took it seriously?
hexet151 (6 days ago)
Kill her
EndrGirl6! (6 days ago)
The new Yandere Sim update in a nutshell
Lowkeyloza (6 days ago)
Tinderbumbling
Joe Gower (6 days ago)
I love how Katy is always like this
That artsy Pineapple (6 days ago)
If your not addicted to your phone then you are on your period, Eating food