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SIGN UP FOR DROPOUT: https://bit.ly/2QiaU2M Just think about what your sister and mom have to deal with. They don't deserve that. Other people might. I don't know them. Whatever. That's their deal. Have you seen Ballers? CH Shorts - Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Dan Prevette Raphael Chestang Luke Field Nalini Sharma Mike Trapp Francesca McLafferty CREW Director - Veronica Rodriguez Writer - Rekha Shankar Producer - Francesca McLafferty Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons Director of Photography - Cooper James Hair & Make Up - Denise R. Valentine Sound Mixer - Matt Kendrick of BoTown Sound Editor - Nick Rood
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Janardhan Pashupati (1 day ago)
I don't remember marrying her, but she's brown my parents would approve.
Eva Saffiya Smith (1 day ago)
You literally wouldn't exist if a woman hadn't brought you into this world.
Pactura (4 days ago)
Triggered SJWs think women are people?!
Saqlain Alvi (10 days ago)
yeah we have already been supporting them since more than 50000 yrs.
max baern (11 days ago)
imagine watching this without getting that this is a joke
NicBob (11 days ago)
Wow, white men are so stupid and evil, they discriminate against everyone that's not white or male. I mean I can think of every white male I know personally - evil bastards. This video makes perfect sense.
Astronautus (12 days ago)
인오니 (17 days ago)
How does one in fact know if they are a woman or a man? Are there certain extra features? If I were, hypothetically ofcourse, a woman, would I be expected to respect myself? Or do I leave it to the men?
HESHAM .m (21 days ago)
Man I started to support woman's when I was 5 years old because I had 3 sisters and the best mom I can won't change for the world
Sophia Sherzai (28 days ago)
my wife... *IS BROWNNNNNNN* *rubs face*
Naya Sparrow (29 days ago)
Guys... I think my mom might be a woman!
Geo Globe (25 days ago)
"There's a history of women in my family. It's a genetic thing. Skipped a generation..." - Steve Hofstetter
Regina Lannister (1 month ago)
Reminds me of all these celebrities "I have daughters and..."
Irnah O (1 month ago)
You ROCK Trapp. You made this so much more funnier
Lulu Buron (1 month ago)
LMAO nice job leaving out trans women as though we aren’t women👍.
Geo Globe (25 days ago)
This was meant to be a parody in the first place tbh but I understand your concern
Simply Vince (1 month ago)
My mom is a people...? Does that mean my girlfriend's mother is a people too? Because I'm not so sure...
Lord Fawful (1 month ago)
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Russell Broman (1 month ago)
Oh wait, are women the people with long hair I see walkin around everyday? Ok yeah they're cool
Star Dust (1 month ago)
Russell Broman I’m a women and I don’t have long hair. I cut mine short because I’m to lazy to deal with brushing my hair lol
Jessica L. Garner (1 month ago)
Jude Was Here (1 month ago)
Trap's sis is a cutie sorry this, undercuts the statement of the video
valar (1 month ago)
aggressiveregresser (1 month ago)
Support wahmen!
AlinaRæ (1 month ago)
I got a CH add before this video lol
JoJo (2 months ago)
I started supporting wamen after i found out they were in the porn i watch.
Anna Bast (2 months ago)
Omg Women are repressed and sexually harashed...... i never knew until now wow... being woman hard (get the joke😂)
Astra English (2 months ago)
omg wamen are people...this is madness
Isaiah Reitan (2 months ago)
“Now I know what you’re thinking. Women are people? Well ya. Kinda”
Jermaine (2 months ago)
Men are 97% of combat fatalities. Men pay 97% of all Alimony. Men make 94% of workplace suicides. Men make up 93% of workplace fatalities. Men make up 81% of all war deaths. Men lose custody in 84% of divorces. 29% of male first-time offenders were sentenced to custody. For women, that figure was 17%. Men have a 62% chance of being bailed, while for women that figure is 80% and on average men serve 53% of their sentence but women serve 5% less than that 79% of all suicides are men. 77% of homicide victims are men. 89% of men will be the victim of at least one violent crime. Men are way more prone to be homeless. Men are over twice as victimised by strangers than women. Boys face vastly more corporal punishment than girls Women's Cancers receive 15 times more funding than men's. At least 10% of fathers are victims of paternity fraud. One third of all fathers in the USA have lost custody of children, most are expected to pay for this. 40-70% of domestic violence is against men however less than 1% of domestic violence shelter spaces are for men. So tell me more about how women are the ones who are "systematically" oppressed. Equalitarism is fundamentally better than feminism. Feminism is by its name alone is sexist. When 100% of your top executives are females don't go preach for equality. Feminism desires an equality of result while egalitarianism desires an equality of opportunity. Example: 100 applications to a job, 10 positions available. Egalitarianism says that all applications are equal. Thus each has a 10% chance of yielding hire. Feminism says that with 10 positions available you should have 5 men and 5 women. But if 90 applications are male and 10 applications are female then egalitarians will demand 9 men and 1 woman be hired. This is not the same. Thus, feminism is not a subcategory of egalitarianism. Now the so called wage gap has been debunked so many times, yes women do earn less, but not for the same jobs. if there was a female doctor who earned less than a male one, do you not think that would be on the news? It's illegal, the wage gap is this bogyman that is always quoted but never proven beyond that one study. and the reason there is a wage gap, is because women tend to get pregnant, and on average they do more part time jobs than men a because when women get pregnant they tend to switch from a full time job to part time.
FenwickFox (21 days ago)
+Jermaine Yeah men tend to use a lot more violent methods which are more effective. Women tend to use pills or something like that.
Jermaine (22 days ago)
To give women credit, they make more suicide attempts than men, but men are just more competent at it
FenwickFox (22 days ago)
+Jermaine Obviously men face issues as well. It's important to keep in mind though that feminism also covers some of the issues in your first comment. Stuff like suicides, homelessness, conviction rates etc. A feminist would argue that societies perception of men and societies definition of masculinity is a large factor that contributes to these things. An example would be how a mentally ill man is less likely to seek help out of pride because society expects men to be more emotionally stoic and independent. This is often referred to as 'toxic masculinity'. Fighting female gender roles will naturally bring male gender roles into question as well, so please don't think feminism is ignoring or is unaware of these issues.
Jermaine (1 month ago)
don't remember writing this. Must have copied and pasted it from somewhere after a few beers.
anna (1 month ago)
Way to ruin the comedy video..
The Mooing Pig (2 months ago)
I disagree
The Mooing Pig (2 months ago)
this is the greatest thing I’ve ever created
The Mooing Pig (2 months ago)
The Mooing Pig (2 months ago)
ur mom
The Mooing Pig (2 months ago)
Everyone call down
The Mooing Pig (2 months ago)
She already has
Supreme Leader (2 months ago)
Women are people? Well Kinda
Jessica Ballantyne (2 months ago)
No, I didn't know I was a person
CookieMonster 01 (2 months ago)
This is a sexist video, we can do it ourselves
Sadie Wyckoff (2 months ago)
I’m a person? WHAT!!!
Ahla Is Not Suffering (2 months ago)
i'm not convinced
Ella Røhl (2 months ago)
This is hilarious and the reason I subscribed
Arceus Lord of Creation (2 months ago)
His sister goes to Planned Parenthood, "all the time"?
Claire bennis (3 months ago)
What about our bosses
ItsRis (3 months ago)
1:38 😄😄😄
Eric Sanchez (3 months ago)
Sorry but I can’t accept this “women have rights”. Being a woman is a SIN and I will not stand for this Blasphemy.
geza k (3 months ago)
CH made me realize half of my ancestors were wamen. I feel more diverse already! Thank u CH!
Serenity Hamilton (3 months ago)
Trapp is my favorite 😂
VIOLE DEVILLMAN (3 months ago)
Weve had equal pay since the 9060s and yeah ur right we dont have equal rights all boys were and are treated like potentail criminals because they wernet girls i cant be a childcarer unless i get castrated so i had to settle with being an age carer gfu u feminist idiots
christan savage (3 months ago)
This is messed up
Ian (3 months ago)
Scrolled down 15 or so comments. Supprised not one of them is about this sketch not being funny
Anipix (3 months ago)
Raphael: Ra- Homophobia.
Mymbly Tyler (3 months ago)
"Women are people!" Omg statement of the day!!!
Classic Life (3 months ago)
What is this species called Woman? All my life, I've never heard of such things. Is that some type of animal? Or is it a pile of shit?? I don't know what it is. Please elaborate.
Brandon Soya (3 months ago)
Morgan Liska (3 months ago)
Wrong! Women are property silly !
Angel Boy (3 months ago)
Women are kinda people?! I never knew, thank you college humor, for enlightening me.
мσσи lιgнтѕ (3 months ago)
I support women rights cause wow i didn't realize i was a women
Kye (3 months ago)
2:00 is some how really true about me
Bennie and the Jets (4 months ago)
Congratulations! You don’t have to protest for your rights anymore! You earned your right to vote in 1920 and now women are equal to men!
Relief (4 months ago)
wamen deserve rights... for the most part
biba1baba2buba3 (4 months ago)
We already have rights... Muslim women/gays don't (or christian cult members that have their own laws)
Silly Silentfilms (4 months ago)
Give me a job at college humour and I will show you how powerful a sneeze can be
Dio Brando (4 months ago)
Oh shit, this video has totally made me respect women now! But for real saying your sister goes to planned parenthood all the time is kind of fucked up lol
kennen maine (4 months ago)
Brandon Stroup (4 months ago)
i died at "our secretaries!"
na-chan (4 months ago)
This video just made me realise I'm a person. Holy shit. Life's crazy, yo.
MrMorrigan (4 months ago)
The next thing you tell me that the brown things we throw bombs at are also people. Good thing I dont know them so does not matter anyway :D
Gewgulkan Suhckitt (4 months ago)
One of my best friends back in college was a woman. But that was a long time ago and we lost touch. So I guess women's rights are kind of irrelevant to me.
Hardcore Gamer (4 months ago)
Support Wamen!!!
MrNutshell (4 months ago)
I know this is a sketch but you do know the wage gap doesnt exist, it has been dissproven multiple times
Calia831 (4 months ago)
I don't like any discrimi- *gets cut off*
Dan San (4 months ago)
What’s a woman
Bobb Sanders (4 months ago)
I remember why I unsubbed
Amber Worthley (5 months ago)
They are... kinda
Diree (5 months ago)
A bold video in this day and age, love it :D
Jason Bryce (5 months ago)
...our secretaries
Ciberspace webster (5 months ago)
CH sucks each time more. Yeah, men are disgusting and selfish. We should feel guilty of who we are all the time. Yeeee, humor!
DaConnaTwuk (4 months ago)
Your grammar sucks each time more.
TrustyMcoolGuy (5 months ago)
i don't understand this video
Jake Kelly 51 (5 months ago)
How can I be sure my mom is a woman before I do this??? Help!
Chibi Blaziken (5 months ago)
Hey presi-dont trump, isn't this neat doesn't this make you think,
allistair61 (5 months ago)
I understand that they have Rights, however respect is earned!
gjaddajg (5 months ago)
The female victim complex is relentlessness.
gjaddajg (5 months ago)
"Women's rights" and "women's marches" in the West make no fucking sense. It's so out of touch with reality, it's insane.
gjaddajg (5 months ago)
Fun fact: Western women are not 'marginalized'. They have more rights and privileges than men. The entire Western world is built to cater to, protect and pamper women. You're not victims. Grow up and stop whining.
_gongster (4 months ago)
SERIOUSLY! People are so emotionally weak, godddd.
gjaddajg (5 months ago)
The pay gap is a myth. How are feminists this dense?
gjaddajg (4 months ago)
No. But feel free to elaborate...
DaConnaTwuk (4 months ago)
You do realise you just technically proved them right, right?
Erik Carpenter (5 months ago)
Well that was stupid!! Didn’t find any humor there. 80 percent suicide rate by males, how about we talk about that.
DaConnaTwuk (4 months ago)
but why would we talk about that
Zerty Zoo (5 months ago)
What was the point of this video? It wasn't funny, relatable, intelligent or even "woke". I think it perfectly represents what CH has become: pointless, unfunny and out of ideas
Zerty Zoo (5 months ago)
florance333 Okay so we established that it's not relatable and it's not addressing any real issues. Now the final question: what about it was funny?
florance333 (5 months ago)
Zerty Zoo Obviously someone who thinks like this isn't aware of it, so it wouldn't be relatable
Zerty Zoo (5 months ago)
There's nothing bad about it. The point I'm trying to make is that this video is essentially nothing. It's not funny and it doesn't bring light to any modern societal issues. It's not even personal or relatable because almost nobody thinks like this.
florance333 (5 months ago)
Zerty Zoo I noticed that a lot of non-profits and social justice movements do use this kind of language to attract more following and support. Messaging that one can identify with works better. Not because people are bigoted but because it makes it more personal and relatable. Thise video is poking fun at that, I don't see anything bad about it 😊
Zerty Zoo (5 months ago)
florance333 But that's not an issue in our society. The average American isn't bigoted, regardless of whether or not they know someone who belongs to a minority group. They're essentially trying to spark discussion and appear to be enlightened about an issue that doesn't exist
Alex Marx (5 months ago)
Omg this is so rediculous I love it
Ram OFT (5 months ago)
This whole comment section is wooosh
gjaddajg (5 months ago)
Oh dear, the irony....
Dastron (5 months ago)
Yeah kinda sad tbh
Blind Demon (5 months ago)
What's a women?
Danno [insert last name here] (5 months ago)
just give men maternity leave and equal pay will happen
i don't deserve subs (5 months ago)
that backround song sounds like a samsung ringtone
Lena Lou (5 months ago)
Women are people? Who knew! 😂💛
Notmyrealname :p (5 months ago)
Bruh this channel is becoming a feminist load of bullshit
DaConnaTwuk (4 months ago)
are you serious mang
Vegeta Uchiha (5 months ago)
Notmyrealname :p Yeah....this has been the case since 2016...they have started sucking.Even though this was a parody...they still do shit to.
André (5 months ago)
It's scientifically proven people only care about others close to them. There's nothing wrong with this.
Sky Paladin (5 months ago)
This channel has absolutely no idea what to do these days huh
Balázs Szomor (5 months ago)
This is NOT HUMOR, this is mere leftist POLITICAL PROPAGANDA!
s_lx (5 months ago)
I can’t imagine not knowing a woman... Because I am one.
SquibbleSquabble (5 months ago)
I just don't respecc people in general..
rhonduh leigh (5 months ago)
Baresh (5 months ago)
But, what's a woman?
Fabio Sungurlian (5 months ago)
Baresh I heard it has something to do with breasts.
Adriana Kalajian (5 months ago)
"our secretaries."
Michael Corleone (5 months ago)
Someone call Pewdiepie.
River Styx Armory (5 months ago)
I'm glad this is a parody, because: no, you don't deserve me respect. Also, these guys don't actually know any women.... Right? I mean, who does that...?
ʟᴏɢɪɪ (5 months ago)
3,000 people didn't get the joke.
Gin Animated (5 months ago)
Did anyone also expect Raphael to say racism
z8ph0d (5 months ago)
I'm consistently impressed with CH's ability to satirize politics without being too political (I'm looking at you, that dumb news show on Cracked... RIP Cracked). Bravo, CH.