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SIGN UP FOR DROPOUT: https://bit.ly/2QiaU2M Just think about what your sister and mom have to deal with. They don't deserve that. Other people might. I don't know them. Whatever. That's their deal. Have you seen Ballers? CH Shorts - Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor CAST Dan Prevette Raphael Chestang Luke Field Nalini Sharma Mike Trapp Francesca McLafferty CREW Director - Veronica Rodriguez Writer - Rekha Shankar Producer - Francesca McLafferty Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons Director of Photography - Cooper James Hair & Make Up - Denise R. Valentine Sound Mixer - Matt Kendrick of BoTown Sound Editor - Nick Rood
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Jeremiah Sivertson (6 days ago)
I’m sorry, is this still a problem in the States? God guys get your goddamn act together. It is literally as simple as *IF IT IS A HUMAN, IT HAS THE SAME RIGHTS AS ANYONE ELSE!*
The Raddest Scorpion (3 days ago)
Unfortunately it's also a problem in the rest of the world, but yeah, it's a serious problem in the US.
Tim Henneberry (7 days ago)
Women have more rights then men. For example they get custody of the kid when there is a divorce
Lizard Paradise (13 days ago)
Women and Men are already equal, also isn’t treating them like they don’t have rights and treating them like they’re in some way special or fragile just re-enforcing the stereotype that women need protection and can’t support themselves?
Daeyoung Ha (14 days ago)
Tbh I started supporting LGBTQ community after I found out I was one...yeah kind of ashamed of it
Martian74 (16 days ago)
You have to earn my respect, I don’t just give it out to anyone. Go make your worthless demands on HuffPost or Jezebel, you peasants.
Mister LUnity (16 days ago)
My mom abandoned me like I was some kind of a dirty animal
Cottington (17 days ago)
Someone related to me killed their own child, I guess I should support their idolatry and kid slaying by donating money to a company that profits from baby organs
OriginalName ? (17 days ago)
We’re only mostly people!
doris the slug (19 days ago)
I love the way they made Raph say homophobia but i bet we all thought he would say racism.
Joe Duke (20 days ago)
It's his mommy, and he owes her, he owes her BIG TIME for not aborting him! Meanwhile women have MURDERED! 75 MILLION of HIM, since the 70's... I wonder if THEY would support Planned Parenthood, I mean if they had been ALLOWED to survive... which they weren't, because women said they were worthless clumps of cells. So yeah... screw them and do something useful with your penis instead, like urinate all the toxins you LOVE! to consume, because you're self loathing, due to being a white male told since birth you deserve to die... by your mommy.
Bomb Comics (23 days ago)
Planned parenthood makes millions of dollars in profit. They don't need your money.
Ulises Medina (23 days ago)
The pink tax an women not being given equal pay is a myth though. 😄
chloe (26 days ago)
If you don’t know a woman, I’ve got some news for you buddy.
Meyassar Dayoub (26 days ago)
You don’t get respect you earn it
CRL-HAVOC (26 days ago)
lia Gem (27 days ago)
“Our secretaries” I died😂
Aisha Rose (27 days ago)
Bought tears to my eyes. Such an eye opening and inspirational video.
Online Samonella (29 days ago)
Respect the wahmen
UltimateSocialist (29 days ago)
Can someone explain this
spel king (1 month ago)
I can’t be married i an to young
Random Asian Dude (1 month ago)
Raph, you know what you did. Good day sir...I SAID GOOD DAY.🧐
Dev Rifter (1 month ago)
I never supported women, and now I never will
Lady Madonna (28 days ago)
Dev Rifter why?
Anon S. (1 month ago)
So true. This is why anybody cares about anything.
karramia14 (1 month ago)
I love this oneeee!!!
Zetapology (1 month ago)
At first I thought the humor was gonna be like clickhole-esque where they just go "If you know a woman, support women. But if you like many people have never seen a woman, you dont need to give 3.5 shits"
Zivan _ (1 month ago)
our secretaries lmao
Dylan Minish (1 month ago)
Maybe if you presented your argument in a less pretentious and condescending manner people would be more inclined to agree with you. Turns out that when you talk down to people they're less likely to listen............. Crazy right?
A Proud Parronaut (1 month ago)
Finally, a realistic sibling relationship.
Spencer Cunningham (1 month ago)
That our secretaries joke had me dying
Thug Rose (2 months ago)
2:27 you don’t deserve anyone’s respect
River Noir (2 months ago)
Our secretary
Ruby Harris (2 months ago)
"Women are people? Yeah, they are... kinda." wtf Trapp? haha
bug head (2 months ago)
Guys, I just realized that.. I am a women.
Cameron Murray (2 months ago)
They got the BFG on this vid
Kinda Gay (2 months ago)
**respecting waman pose**
Lydia Van Kley (2 months ago)
“Our lovers’ cousins”
mia's world (3 months ago)
Gosh he is a cutie!!!! He is halarious!!!!!!!! I love these sketches
musimomo (3 months ago)
"Women are people!? Yeah. They are... kinda"
Uma B (3 months ago)
This is fake news. You can’t be a woman AND brown
Thejus Jose (3 months ago)
I really love how they don't take a political stand.
Christine Esterhuizen (3 months ago)
I’m a wamen
valeale (3 months ago)
I love these people
Jimmy M (3 months ago)
What's this women thing you speak of? None of them will talk to me.
daryl graham (4 months ago)
...kinda. Lmaooo
Blossom Cherry (4 months ago)
I found this both funny and offending
Tommy Holm (4 months ago)
Women are equal
Gurujot Singh Khalsa (4 months ago)
I know this was satire but I still feel like it is subliminally reinforcing the idea that women don't deserve respect.
Ian Langille (4 months ago)
The wage gap ain’t real
Antoine Fauconneau (4 months ago)
How did you get Van Gogh to appear in one of your videos?
Slothster 0612 (4 months ago)
I wonder how many angry conservatives there are not realizing that this is a joke
Antara Bhattacharjee (4 months ago)
reaka is indian ... i just realised that .... hey and i am indian too !!!!!
Brianna sons (4 months ago)
Um so I'm a woman so I can get men to bend to my every wimb cause vagina sweet I kinda like the idea of that
The Person (4 months ago)
Equality: Humans All Suck, Equally!!!!!!!!!!
Devan Garcia (4 months ago)
Hate men and women equal! She’s a human being? Good! More hate for her then!
Anna Turner (4 months ago)
BuzzFeed be crying in the corner
Janardhan Pashupati (4 months ago)
I don't remember marrying her, but she's brown my parents would approve.
Eva Saffiya Smith (5 months ago)
You literally wouldn't exist if a woman hadn't brought you into this world.
Pactura (5 months ago)
Triggered SJWs think women are people?!
Saqlain Alvi (5 months ago)
yeah we have already been supporting them since more than 50000 yrs.
max baern (5 months ago)
imagine watching this without getting that this is a joke
Nico (5 months ago)
Wow, white men are so stupid and evil, they discriminate against everyone that's not white or male. I mean I can think of every white male I know personally - evil bastards. This video makes perfect sense.
SlavTurtle (5 months ago)
Eye Candy Aspiring (5 months ago)
How does one in fact know if they are a woman or a man? Are there certain extra features? If I were, hypothetically ofcourse, a woman, would I be expected to respect myself? Or do I leave it to the men?
HESHAM .m (5 months ago)
Man I started to support woman's when I was 5 years old because I had 3 sisters and the best mom I can won't change for the world
Sophia The Magnificent (5 months ago)
my wife... *IS BROWNNNNNNN* *rubs face*
Naya Sparrow (5 months ago)
Guys... I think my mom might be a woman!
Ted Jones (5 months ago)
"There's a history of women in my family. It's a genetic thing. Skipped a generation..." - Steve Hofstetter
Regina Lannister (6 months ago)
Reminds me of all these celebrities "I have daughters and..."
Redcatrobe (3 months ago)
Regina Lannister Yeah, I think that was the point...
Irnah O (6 months ago)
You ROCK Trapp. You made this so much more funnier
Lulu Buron (6 months ago)
LMAO nice job leaving out trans women as though we aren’t women👍.
Ted Jones (5 months ago)
This was meant to be a parody in the first place tbh but I understand your concern
Simply Vince (6 months ago)
My mom is a people...? Does that mean my girlfriend's mother is a people too? Because I'm not so sure...
Lord Fawful (6 months ago)
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Dark Blaze (2 months ago)
Lord Fawful u watch pitch meetings don’t ypu
Russell Broman (6 months ago)
Oh wait, are women the people with long hair I see walkin around everyday? Ok yeah they're cool
Star Dust (6 months ago)
Russell Broman I’m a women and I don’t have long hair. I cut mine short because I’m to lazy to deal with brushing my hair lol
Jude Was Here (6 months ago)
Trap's sis is a cutie sorry this, undercuts the statement of the video
valar (6 months ago)
aggressiveregresser (6 months ago)
Support wahmen!
AlinaRæ (6 months ago)
I got a CH add before this video lol
JoJo (6 months ago)
I started supporting wamen after i found out they were in the porn i watch.
Anna Bast (7 months ago)
Omg Women are repressed and sexually harashed...... i never knew until now wow... being woman hard (get the joke😂)
Astra English (7 months ago)
omg wamen are people...this is madness
Isaiah Reitan (7 months ago)
“Now I know what you’re thinking. Women are people? Well ya. Kinda”
Jermaine (7 months ago)
Men are 97% of combat fatalities. Men pay 97% of all Alimony. Men make 94% of workplace suicides. Men make up 93% of workplace fatalities. Men make up 81% of all war deaths. Men lose custody in 84% of divorces. 29% of male first-time offenders were sentenced to custody. For women, that figure was 17%. Men have a 62% chance of being bailed, while for women that figure is 80% and on average men serve 53% of their sentence but women serve 5% less than that 79% of all suicides are men. 77% of homicide victims are men. 89% of men will be the victim of at least one violent crime. Men are way more prone to be homeless. Men are over twice as victimised by strangers than women. Boys face vastly more corporal punishment than girls Women's Cancers receive 15 times more funding than men's. At least 10% of fathers are victims of paternity fraud. One third of all fathers in the USA have lost custody of children, most are expected to pay for this. 40-70% of domestic violence is against men however less than 1% of domestic violence shelter spaces are for men. So tell me more about how women are the ones who are "systematically" oppressed. Equalitarism is fundamentally better than feminism. Feminism is by its name alone is sexist. When 100% of your top executives are females don't go preach for equality. Feminism desires an equality of result while egalitarianism desires an equality of opportunity. Example: 100 applications to a job, 10 positions available. Egalitarianism says that all applications are equal. Thus each has a 10% chance of yielding hire. Feminism says that with 10 positions available you should have 5 men and 5 women. But if 90 applications are male and 10 applications are female then egalitarians will demand 9 men and 1 woman be hired. This is not the same. Thus, feminism is not a subcategory of egalitarianism. Now the so called wage gap has been debunked so many times, yes women do earn less, but not for the same jobs. if there was a female doctor who earned less than a male one, do you not think that would be on the news? It's illegal, the wage gap is this bogyman that is always quoted but never proven beyond that one study. and the reason there is a wage gap, is because women tend to get pregnant, and on average they do more part time jobs than men a because when women get pregnant they tend to switch from a full time job to part time.
FenwickFox (5 months ago)
@Jermaine Yeah men tend to use a lot more violent methods which are more effective. Women tend to use pills or something like that.
Jermaine (5 months ago)
To give women credit, they make more suicide attempts than men, but men are just more competent at it
FenwickFox (5 months ago)
@Jermaine Obviously men face issues as well. It's important to keep in mind though that feminism also covers some of the issues in your first comment. Stuff like suicides, homelessness, conviction rates etc. A feminist would argue that societies perception of men and societies definition of masculinity is a large factor that contributes to these things. An example would be how a mentally ill man is less likely to seek help out of pride because society expects men to be more emotionally stoic and independent. This is often referred to as 'toxic masculinity'. Fighting female gender roles will naturally bring male gender roles into question as well, so please don't think feminism is ignoring or is unaware of these issues.
Jermaine (6 months ago)
don't remember writing this. Must have copied and pasted it from somewhere after a few beers.
anna (6 months ago)
Way to ruin the comedy video..
Boaz Chapman (7 months ago)
I disagree
Boaz Chapman (7 months ago)
this is the greatest thing I’ve ever created
Boaz Chapman (7 months ago)
Boaz Chapman (7 months ago)
ur mom
Boaz Chapman (7 months ago)
Everyone call down
Boaz Chapman (7 months ago)
She already has
Supreme Leader (7 months ago)
Women are people? Well Kinda
Jessica Ballantyne (7 months ago)
No, I didn't know I was a person
CookieMonster 01 (7 months ago)
This is a sexist video, we can do it ourselves
Sadie Wyckoff (7 months ago)
I’m a person? WHAT!!!
Ahla Is Not Suffering (7 months ago)
i'm not convinced
Annika Kaelin (7 months ago)
This is hilarious and the reason I subscribed
Arceus Lord of Creation (7 months ago)
His sister goes to Planned Parenthood, "all the time"?
Claire bennis (7 months ago)
What about our bosses
Haris (7 months ago)
1:38 😄😄😄
Eric Sanchez (8 months ago)
Sorry but I can’t accept this “women have rights”. Being a woman is a SIN and I will not stand for this Blasphemy.
geza k (8 months ago)
CH made me realize half of my ancestors were wamen. I feel more diverse already! Thank u CH!
Serenity Hamilton (8 months ago)
Trapp is my favorite 😂
VIOLE DEVILLMAN (8 months ago)
Weve had equal pay since the 9060s and yeah ur right we dont have equal rights all boys were and are treated like potentail criminals because they wernet girls i cant be a childcarer unless i get castrated so i had to settle with being an age carer gfu u feminist idiots
christan savage (8 months ago)
This is messed up
Ian (8 months ago)
Scrolled down 15 or so comments. Supprised not one of them is about this sketch not being funny
Anipix (8 months ago)
Raphael: Ra- Homophobia.
Mymbly Tyler (8 months ago)
"Women are people!" Omg statement of the day!!!
Classic Life (8 months ago)
What is this species called Woman? All my life, I've never heard of such things. Is that some type of animal? Or is it a pile of shit?? I don't know what it is. Please elaborate.