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Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers (Ed Sheeran "Thinking Out Loud" Parody)

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Hawkeye from "Avengers" sings about his lesser-known powers. Lyrics below. When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor And we’re all up there on the movie screen, Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough? Will anyone even notice me? But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet. I promise I can do so much more than just archery. I’m serious guys. I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets. I play trombone in a ska band. I once got to second base on my Tinder date. And my cat has got its own Instagram. I tell you now I kick ass at Mario Kart. This year I played an extra in Paul Blart. I can open a pickle jar. I’m friggin’ Hawkeye. Maybe I’m as super as they are. So maybe I still haven’t lost my virginity. But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers Yes I know 'bout Captain America’s strength. Hulk becomes a towering man. But I got seventh place in my fantasy league. And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme. When I go to Chipotle I get free guac. I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock. I own water-resistant socks. I’m friggin’ Hawkeye. Maybe I'm as super as they are. Maybe I'm as super as they are. Maybe I'm as super as they are. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers (Ed Sheeran "Thinking Out Loud" Parody) http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight
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Adriana Vega (2 hours ago)
Omg. I love him even more
Llama Gacha2018 (6 hours ago)
i wish he could get his own movie and do a sing off with one of the villains like peter did in guardians of the galaxy but a dance off instead
julia (9 hours ago)
I’d like to think everything in this song is canon
jose miguel aranda reyes (10 hours ago)
Great song hawkeye
Cerberus (11 hours ago)
Watch tag movie credits if you want more
Christina Perry (11 hours ago)
This guy is basically the Oliver queen of marvel
Stelf JokeZ (13 hours ago)
Who else is watching this knowing Ronin is in Avengers End Game?
Bander Snatch (15 hours ago)
Natasha has to ask him how his fantasy league is going in a4
Rohan 2004 (19 hours ago)
ronin is here babyyy
Andro Meda (20 hours ago)
💖💖Hawkeye💖💖 He has a great singing voice!!😍
AM Nigma (23 hours ago)
"I promise I can do so much more than just archery." Heck YEAH! You're Ronin now!
Abhishek Padhi (1 day ago)
He's Ronin now⚡⚡⚡
Reginald Sharma (1 day ago)
Who's still watching this before Hawkeye returns in Avengers!
LPS KookieTube (1 day ago)
Black Panther: “Give this man a Pickle”
Marian Terinte (1 day ago)
After watching the Avengers 4 trailer i agree with him....he's badass
KenTheSuperHen 2.0 (1 day ago)
Now look at him in avengers endgame he has even more super powers as Ronin!
Mert the Türk (1 day ago)
NO YOU ARE NOT !! You are just a good archer and a good father
Salty_ Sledge (21 hours ago)
Not anymore
trapped_underneath :D (1 day ago)
All i gotta say is LOL
Ellen (1 day ago)
I’m mesmerized
Joshua Gorospe (2 days ago)
Now he's friggin Ronin.
MacKenzie Akari (2 days ago)
Hawkeye is my favorite avenger now.
Phone Hseng (2 days ago)
Don't think he's actually playing
Abhijith I.S (3 days ago)
I ve got a collection of scarfs and burretts
Ronan C (3 days ago)
now he's ronin BITCH
ProgrammeR-gameR YT (4 days ago)
Now I love Hawkeye!
CommanderShadow X Gaming (4 days ago)
Since he can open a pickle jar he could’ve taken off thanos’s gauntlet with ease in infinity war
Ethan R (4 days ago)
Hawkeye: I’m Clint Black Panther: I don’t care Hawkeye: I can open a pickle jar Black Panther: *s u r r e n d e r s*
Imtiaz Irfan (4 days ago)
Well, he is ronin now
TheGamingMonkey128 (4 days ago)
avengers end game anyone??
Ace Spades (5 days ago)
Hey buddy, Heard you're not hawkeye anymore.
My Quixotic Diary (5 days ago)
A lot of new fans don't get that Hawkeye has been the heart of the Avengers for a long time. Cap is my fav, but Hawkeye is underestimated far too often.
Mitzi Lee (5 days ago)
Had no clue he could sing. Damn.
VideoTim (5 days ago)
He can sing wow cool Love it
Irfan Kamil (5 days ago)
Someone's became Ronin now
Daskou JR (5 days ago)
Anyone here after Avengers endgame trailer?!
sauce More sauce (6 days ago)
They haven’t seen him now
Velu Ctv (6 days ago)
_"I promise I can do so much more than just archery..."_ Um yeah, you're like *Ronin* now so you use a sword...
jamestonbellajo (6 days ago)
I’m freaking RONIN.
xi neop (6 days ago)
Oh my god Jeremy Renner has an amazing voice
Clarence Ku (6 days ago)
He's Ronin now and about to get some supervillains rekt.
ProChili (6 days ago)
This song is even better than the original version
Joboy Benitez (6 days ago)
U know why in any avengers movie They dont let u see captain america,hulk,black widow and ironman open a pickle jar? Its because they cant!
Vic HoLic (7 days ago)
😂😂😂
Mato Bujnak (7 days ago)
the strongest avenger
Retrovirus09 (8 days ago)
If Hawkeye and Patrick Star combine their pickle jar opening powers, Thanos would need seven gauntlets to win
Oscar DeGuia (8 days ago)
can someone edit this but hawkeye turns to dust? or better the host?
Rowland Marshall (9 days ago)
Is this canon?
Sommer (9 days ago)
Still more useful than Black Widow
Messiah Judge (10 days ago)
Hawkeye could have shot the Infinity Gauntlet Removal Arrow at Thanos and won
Presidente Archer (10 days ago)
Oof
bella wong (10 days ago)
awww, hawkeye was always my favourite
peter papadimitriou (10 days ago)
Funny stuff
t s (11 days ago)
wait: Hawkeye can sing and play piano, not bad
Fakhira S (11 days ago)
All these people commenting here he was during infinty war, but this was actually from before age of ultron..
Andrew Burnes (12 days ago)
Lmao
* Film Série Cinéma * (12 days ago)
Always on target!good artist
Tommy Floyd (12 days ago)
Anyone else think this was pretty freaking awesome I mean funny as hell but really well written too😂😂😂
James Films (13 days ago)
Jeramy's amazing
Sheda Belle (13 days ago)
I didn’t know he could 🎤 sing😉
corinne messaoudi (13 days ago)
He’s. My favorite
Scarlet Spider5 (14 days ago)
Hawkeye is the best and this is why! And for me I think Jeremy Renner said it best for me 1:41 "I kick-ass at Mario Kart!" And I sure do!
Hello (14 days ago)
I'm not a huge fan of Marvel (or DC) but honestly this is just beautiful 😂❤
Hellkite1999 (14 days ago)
LOL, this is great. Hawkeye almost got to second base. The young woman working at Chipotle that gave him free Guacamole would let him get to fourth base after the first date.
peter papadimitriou (14 days ago)
Haha go Hawkeye go LoL
B J (15 days ago)
Plot twist, he hasn't lost his virginity but is married and has a kid.
Harry Louis (16 days ago)
amazing
Harry Louis (16 days ago)
haha
SuperHeavyXD (17 days ago)
So I've heard that alot of people hate Hawkeye. But come on! He has so many diffrent arrows that are cool in a unique way. He has like a grappling arrow, a cluster arrow, a thermit arrow......or some sort of incendiary arrow. There is also of course explosive arrows, hacking arrows radio controlled arrow probably that we have´nt seen. Basically he has arrows for every occasion and situation. That is cool in my book!
LB24 (17 days ago)
I LOVE THIS!!!
nutty5000 (17 days ago)
Lets not forget...he's friggin surgical with complimentary donuts!
Joe Thomson (17 days ago)
1:43 LANGUAGE
Dj Mccree (18 days ago)
Can the audience shut the fuck up and stop clapping every 3 seconds? Annoying as fuck
Daniel Niizawa (18 days ago)
weird flex but okay
Jamieson Cameron (18 days ago)
I see the title I click and hear his voice "omg yes!" My favorite is Black Widow. Still love you hawkeye
Leila Zarzycka (18 days ago)
Yes this was amazing
Land Bo (19 days ago)
Thanos is coming, assemble the team. But we only need one guy with no powers and Black widow showed up... Don’t worry, if half the universe dies off we’ll call you...
Roaster GOD (19 days ago)
LOL
Cannizzo Sam (19 days ago)
Love it ! ( even though i still think that you are useless in the avengers team xd )
Aagaash Pathmathevan (21 days ago)
Don't make Ethan Hunt jealous....
Alexandrumarian Nedelcu (21 days ago)
Connor Hawke zii lui Hawkman sa imi dea un arc cu mai multe sageti
Alexandrumarian Nedelcu (21 days ago)
Steve Rogers oricum era vizat de Liga Dreptatii sa se alature lui Superman
Alexandrumarian Nedelcu (21 days ago)
Bagamias pula in tot Marvel Cinematic Universe si in tot neamul lui Stark si restul echipei de cacat din care Steve Rogers nu a facut parte
Alexandrumarian Nedelcu (21 days ago)
Mai bine o vedeam pe Regina cleopatra la curul gol moarta decat sa mai vad acest de cacat Marvel Cinematic Universe care abia astept sa se termine
Alexandrumarian Nedelcu (21 days ago)
Nici Jean Claude Van Damme nu a vrut sa apara in ceea ce se cheama Avengers cu toate ca nu a fost solicitat
Alexandrumarian Nedelcu (21 days ago)
Nu am fost niciodata avenger si nu am vrut niciodata sa fiu...mersi steve nui asa cam asa sar traduce cantecul nu?
Quinn Von Kerman (21 days ago)
Hawkeye’s power is secretly super strength, in order to do what it does in the movies, his bow would need an insane draw weight, far heavier than a regular man (even a strong one) could pull.
wadsash Potato (22 days ago)
Can you put that on iTunes
Emma Derrough (22 days ago)
True story. So my Aunt Elizabeth apparently used to play softball with Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye)’s sister!!!!! Another true story. My uncle was at the Wizarding World and almost bumped int to Eddie Redmayne (Newt Scamander) !!!!
Huge Studios Games (22 days ago)
This is freaking lit
Dylan Mangezvo (22 days ago)
If there is one thing that the infinity gauntlet cannot do is open a pickle jar yet Hawkeye does it like a boss
Kiya Vas (22 days ago)
hawkeye for president 2020
Kiya Vas (4 days ago)
guess it's not Hawkeye anymore
emily (23 days ago)
ohmygod this is where the mario kart trope came from
lolli pop (23 days ago)
I love it. Hawkeye is pretty awesome also he is like 80% deaf
Wildfire Charmer (24 days ago)
So this is what Hawkeye was busy doing in Infinity War....going to Chipotle, getting his cat Instagram, bowling, playing Mario Kart, playing trombone....
J.P Sportzz (24 days ago)
“Evacuate the city, engage all defences”........ And get this man a singing contract!!!
Soumaya Cantal (24 days ago)
So people fan of him you guys should watch tag
Isur Cantu (24 days ago)
I need the lyrics of these for a Karaoke like right now!!!!
Kami (24 days ago)
"And I can open a pickle jar." *Top ten overpowered anime characters*
JaegerWolfTango 18 (25 days ago)
I can hear the pain in this man's voice
Nemisis 007 (25 days ago)
He retired to pursue his music career and then every thing went to sh;,?)(£It And know he has to come back and fix everything because that’s what Hawkeye does Hawkeye the best avenger