On Mother's Day, a woman (Amy Schumer) tells her son about the day he was born.
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The day you weren't aborted was the day we all were 😊
Catalina Grissom (1 day ago)
This is so funny now that she has a little boy. My mom was so drugged up she doesn't remember my birth, lol.
cruisepaige (1 day ago)
This was so sweet!
Lilyanna Travaglia (2 days ago)
Am I pooping 😂😂
Lilyanna Travaglia (2 days ago)
“Where you been you stupid hoar” 😂😂
YTU1116 (2 days ago)
This was the funniest one I ever saw LOL
DeMeaning Plebny (2 days ago)
Mommy are you pregnant again?
Hafiz E360 (3 days ago)
give me my rice (3 days ago)
You were preset. And you get worse.
Edward Creter (4 days ago)
Okay, SNL, we get it. Female pregnancy is difficult. Now tell us something we DON'T KNOW, like how to tell kids the truth of what mom went thru GENTLY without lying about how "amazing" it was and still leave on a positive note so that kids can feel blessed that mom went thru hell to create Children they now love. Two words for SNL: PAUL ANKA!!! Havin my Baby, which is a classic that has pissed off abortion activists AS IT SHOULD!!!
Peedinkus (4 days ago)
Hopefully, that disgusting mound of flesh will never reproduce.
manualLaborer (4 days ago)
Who added a laugh track to this documentary
Toxic Venom (4 days ago)
Yep, Amys a MILF. oh yea.
Richard Miller (4 days ago)
Man Amy Schumer, she is so pretty.
Speach Lobes (5 days ago)
Con Man (5 days ago)
Amy would definitely make a good mommy.
Have Drone Will Travel (5 days ago)
Didn't realize this was an Amy skit. Clicking off.
Joel Martin (6 days ago)
The only thing SNL is good at, pretending!
THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY (6 days ago)
Another SNL kid scarred for life
Shyam Chandra (6 days ago)
*very calmly* “Ok I think we’re rea—“
“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU FUCKING WHORE?!?!??”
T K (6 days ago)
Lol mine were easy. Only 3 hours of labor for each one (I have 2 kids), no pooping, no stitches, no hemorraghing, or any other complications. Even my pregnancies were easy - no weight gain (strictly baby, & I actually lost weight), no swollen joints, no morning sickness lol. It's like I was made to have babies 😂.
D H (6 days ago)
Theme of the skit, Father’s are all inept, selfish, skidish, and lack any backbone. That’s a big no from me. 👎
Kevin Escobar (7 days ago)
Amy Schumer would be better if she didnt steal jokes all the time
The Gator (7 days ago)
In 2019, don’t you think they would’ve come up with a way for everyone to just grow their babies in an egg or test tube or something? I mean birth is cringe worthy no one wants to do that shit it’s damaging to your body, there must be a better way
eciuj xob (7 days ago)
Who'd fuck amy Schumer?that's wrong
Karla Monreal (7 days ago)
To think she just had her baby 😁😆
Brenda Brown (7 days ago)
Rachel Wood (7 days ago)
I want to know if Amy Schumer’s actual birth was like this.
imtrini1982 (7 days ago)
Daniella Rose (7 days ago)
Marija Markovic (8 days ago)
Amy right now 2019
Bonnie Henning (8 days ago)
Too real SNL, too real.
Neil Grochmal (8 days ago)
These SNL shorts are so much better than any live skit they can come up with. This should be the whole show, and only a half hour show. Actually just make it into Chapelle’s Show 2.0
Tara Walters (8 days ago)
This is so hilarious 🤣
J Brown (8 days ago)
I wonder if Amy thought of this when she went into labor recently? 🤔
MsBizzyGurl (8 days ago)
And now you know why our subconscious exists.
Evan Wetzel 27 Down Sports Podcast (8 days ago)
People really find this funny? Wow
surpriseme (8 days ago)
Omg I think they got this skit from my life.....
Shavonnamaria (8 days ago)
F. Robson Gomes-Höppner (8 days ago)
Too funny. I laughed out loud. Happy mothers day to all mothers here. You are all warriors and deserve our love.
Semira Rose (6 days ago)
Tracey Otto (8 days ago)
My favorite part is when her Dr came in..."Where've you been you stupid whore!"
Amy is hysterical, it makes me realize why I don'tt have children!
P J (8 days ago)
Thiiiissss is so true...as a mother you do tell the story like that but....thats how it really went and goes
Amber Jordan (9 days ago)
It wasn't like that for me oh wait I had a csection
christi land (9 days ago)
This is so hilarious 😂
Tonya Parker (9 days ago)
FortniteGamer (9 days ago)
I had a big smile the whole time 😂😅😂😅🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Laurie Schmitz (9 days ago)
BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!! 😂
Ladenna Young (9 days ago)
Lol. Happy Mother's Day ladies. Enjoy your day. 😊
LL S (9 days ago)
Happy Mother's Day 2019
squeakbutt (9 days ago)
Watching this on Mother’s Day 2019 while eating breakfast in bed that my 6-year-old “made all by himself”. Daddy might have helped just a little with the eggs. I cry every time I watch this because I’m laughing so hard. My doctor disappeared in the middle of my delivery (so they were telling me not to push because he wasn’t there yet) and when he finally came back I screamed “WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!?” 😂😂
1982 (9 days ago)
sea world has really changed
Pandas are cool (9 days ago)
Amy Schumer doing jokes that revolve around the vagina. That never happens.
Renee England (9 days ago)
T K (9 days ago)
Can it get any really omg ..to all the women keep strong your doing a good job and to all the father support your women for God sake you lazy ass shits..ahh feel better bye***
Romy Macias (10 days ago)
Best Mother's Day video... ever!!!
Dustin Woehl (10 days ago)
May 12 2019
beachfitrob (10 days ago)
I guess I’m just not a nice parent. I’ve never overly congratulated my child on toast skills.
Angela Carter (10 days ago)
This is so true
Denise Rumbaugh (10 days ago)
Omg the accuracy of this skit is way to real. 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sam Zion (10 days ago)
Her Face looks like Cancer.
Robyn James (10 days ago)
Ha Would love to hear Amy's thoughts on childbirth today, since having her 1st child last week
veranitaymiguelito (10 days ago)
Karen Menard (10 days ago)
amal zuhair (10 days ago)
Well now that she’s actually had a baby this sketch is more fitting
evenstar04 (8 days ago)
And, it was a boy!
MasterShiner (10 days ago)
That kid is fucking hideous.
Steve Gorrell (10 days ago)
Tell kids the fucking truth
Shannon Bennett (10 days ago)
So very cool ty SNL..❤️
nini55132 (10 days ago)
Im dying !!😭😭 best thing I even seen
20 20 (10 days ago)
No comment would be good enough from me about the sickness I feel just spending 1 min. watching this waste of time.
Karissa Spicer (10 days ago)
wow, this just made my day! this skit was so funny and Amy just cracks me up. Happy Mother's Day to all you deserving moms out there! It's all worth it in the end.
Music Is A Rainbow (10 days ago)
Feeding the baby on the toilet! 🤣
Gorilla Jones (10 days ago)
LOL at having kids. Suckers.
Joe Morrow (10 days ago)
I tease my oldest daughter about the night she was conceived,,it always starts with Holy Moly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 as1 (11 days ago)
This is me, this is us
Shabby Texas Chick (11 days ago)
Ironic...she’s about to have a baby now! 😂
FreshBunny😍 (11 days ago)
Oh the irony now. Congratulations Amy on your baby!
funkeediscotek (11 days ago)
Lol! Truth. I helped deliver two babies and it was like that
Jessica Macklemore (11 days ago)
When i was about 4 my mom was pregnant with my sister and she wanted me to be informed so she showed me a bunch of real life birth videos and it traumatized the hell out of me. I remember asking if all girls HAD to have a baby when they grew up and she said no you dont have to and i was like dead af relieved. 35 yrs old and still terrified. Everyone kept saying someday id want a kid and woulsnt be as scared and id jist do it and be fine. NOPE. I desperately want kids but im not going to go through literal battlefield type torture in order to have one. I even know people whose anesthesia didnt work for their c sections or it wasnt given enough time to kick in and they screamed cuz they could feel getting cut open. NO THANKS. ill be adopting, youre welcome society
Yael Feder (11 days ago)
Ironically Amy Schumer just had a baby
klwarren169 (11 days ago)
Where have you been you stupid bitch??!!
Cambria Capps (11 days ago)
The baby is yellow cuz it had jondis I had the same thing
REJOLO (11 days ago)
"Why is he so ugly??!!!"
Arthur van Essen (11 days ago)
Watching this after Amy Schumer really gave birth, just 11 months after this clip
Brandon Nguyen (11 days ago)
Imagine is She told him the truth all the way. That would be brutal for the kid but it’s true AF.
Zach Magnia (11 days ago)
Oh look an SNL ski-oh wait it’s got Amy Schumer
MegaGug 95 (11 days ago)
It’s ironic that she gave birth to her own son almost one year after this was made.
General Videos (12 days ago)
My mother almost died having me and doctors sewed her up injured by doctor too. When some stranger saw her pale that's when after 24 hours surgery was done and too much blood accumulated in her. For all the scrafices my mother made I love her to this day regardless of some differences. Happy Mother's day to my mother everyday and to all the mothers out there who didn't abandon their children. Love is unconditional.
vinay sukhija (12 days ago)
Yesterday amy had her baby ...😅😅
Mother Time (13 days ago)
Childbirths were easy for me, but they also happened over 35 and almost 30 years ago.
yebum3424 (13 days ago)
Okay, my birth experience wasn’t as chaotic as this. But the day after, no more resting time and became harder each day 😆
jay boo boo (13 days ago)
Kids suck id rather be beheaded dragged by a car and raped by thirty aids patients gang bang style
Ella Haverstock (13 days ago)
hands down one of the greatest snl skits ever done ✅