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The Day You Were Born - SNL

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On Mother's Day, a woman (Amy Schumer) tells her son about the day he was born. #SNL #SNL43 Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liv... Like SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snl Follow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
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Nancy Desch (6 hours ago)
They make out that giving birth is a snap and easy but it is not - many women die in child birth.
Abdul Hannan (1 day ago)
B E S T :D
monalisasmile (2 days ago)
Lol Mikey Day was hilarious in this skit!
Gannon Rice (2 days ago)
Damn, he made toast
Mookinzmolly (4 days ago)
Am I the only one who when he said I helped a little with the eggs Mind went to a different place entirely
Olivia (4 days ago)
But why did my mum just email me this video
Areeba Bilal (5 days ago)
Is there a age limit?😆😆
ClintDempsey76 (6 days ago)
that was as funny as a brick
TheDreamerofdisney (6 days ago)
Well the only story my mom told me when i was born.. It was so hard and hurt and sometimes when you are becoming spoiled i want you to put back in my womb, since you act such like a baby." "Probably you're gay, because i had a fight with a gay whil pregnanting you." Haha, Hillarious >< Love you mom!
Nick Brock (7 days ago)
I don't really like Amy Schumer's style of comedy usually (I HAVE A VAGINA ISNT THAT FUNNY HAHAHAHA) but this was fantastic
Nick Brock (3 days ago)
+Lebron Almighty why
Lebron Almighty (7 days ago)
Nick Brock Stfu
Lilyanna Travaglia (11 days ago)
“Where have you been you stupid hoar”😂😂😂
Talia Belle (11 days ago)
Well, my mom had to raise the 12 of us. One by one. I would never have anything to repay her. I'm thankful for her every single day.
niyaz ahamed (13 days ago)
" Im not ready" ..
vikas malik (14 days ago)
I don't know the exact reason I have a crush on amy
Samantha Lyons (15 days ago)
I really hate clicking on SNL clips and Amy Schumer is in them.
nala luna (17 days ago)
They look like total different person. Oh my
davidjacksonsr (17 days ago)
2:26 your welcome pervert
Mike 369 (19 days ago)
So true 💯😂
Jaymes Warde (20 days ago)
Hilarious. Bit whats funnier is how sad the lives of people in the comments really are. Getting angry and stuff over an SNL sketch. Peoole. An SNL dketch.
Lebron Almighty (7 days ago)
Jaymes Warde you look like a gay girl ew
Rachel Marie (20 days ago)
Love her short hair
Anchor’s Away (20 days ago)
I was about to ask my mom if this was true until I realized I’m adopted
ImJustAFiretruck . (20 days ago)
Fuck you Amy Schumer!!
Louise K (20 days ago)
If that little ass is old enough to tell me he made a mess he's old enough to clean it up😂
TTSAVAGE 43 (22 days ago)
He’s literally the cutest thing....
Grandma's Cramp (22 days ago)
haha vagina funny amee shumer funny
Page001 (23 days ago)
The son is so adorable!!!
m_ estera (24 days ago)
Aww 😂😂😂 Lmao😂😂😂❤❤❤
Zoe Ball (24 days ago)
WHY IS HE YELLOW? IS THAT NORMAL?
Bye Felicia (25 days ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE" me when my BFF has been sick a whole WEEK AND HASN'T COME TO SCHOOL AND FINNALY CAME BACK BUT IS STILL LATE
Claire R (27 days ago)
No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh out loud.
Gween Bean (28 days ago)
Amy Schumer is still not funny
Pfirtzer (1 month ago)
It was like she was shooting Tomahawks instead of giving birth, that face was gross
Logan Mullins (1 month ago)
WHERE ARE HER LIPS
Teresa D'Alessio (1 month ago)
Lolol cut to aidy, when she nodded about shit cant stop laughing
Kiden The Amazing (1 month ago)
Where have you be WHore !!!!?!??? Lol had me dead and as soon as he said what was it like I said hell
robert chandler (1 month ago)
Please re-edit this with out son or husband just OR scene for when she gives birth for real...
WITE FOX (1 month ago)
I knew it was too good to be true.. was waiting for her Vagina and asshole jokes
Peter13 (1 month ago)
So not true! My wife had a caesarean section and was full of drugs. The biggest inconvenience was that she couldn't work for a few days (she is a successful translator). She is the workaholic type and never-do-sports type. And the biggest burden fell on the two grandmothers. And on me, the Father (six hours a day in the park with the baby). Yes, she brings a lot of money in the house. Well, not a lot for the West but a lot for Romania, something like five times the average salary. As a mother, she is now like fourth most important person in the child's life, after the grandmothers and me.
Corrine Ann (1 month ago)
I’m peeing
Y Vasudev Gaur (1 month ago)
It's no joke, people. This sketch is ultimate reality. MoM♡
Riko Mizoguchi (1 month ago)
She sounds like Rachel from Friends
Emily Geier (1 month ago)
The day i got tricked into watching an Amy Schumer video
Islam Rana (1 month ago)
Oh Ma i miss you, just waiting for holidays.
Night Falls (1 month ago)
I love all the feminazis in the comment section
Milfuelle100 (1 month ago)
“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE?!” 😂
Chris Graham (1 month ago)
*WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE?????*
Triplets Whitman (1 month ago)
This is the only funny thing that any schumer has ever done
Dina Giangregorio (1 month ago)
And now she’s pregnant! Lol
LeziLexi (1 month ago)
“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE!?”
Jiten Mehra (1 month ago)
I see Amy Schumer, I press dislike, simple.
kleeamd82 (1 month ago)
Amy using her private parts as joke material - how original!! Have never seen her do that before!!
Dolzadolza (1 month ago)
Bet this skit is hitting too close to home for her now
Atticus G (1 month ago)
Ok, the first ten seconds were cute as hell. And then... hoo boy.
Candra (1 month ago)
And now Amy is pregnant
CONEJITA CONSENTIDA (1 month ago)
😂😂😂😂
Jessica Mayer (1 month ago)
Why did this get me emotional lmao
Ebru Arslan (1 month ago)
Sooooo damn good! Thanks to all mamas ♥️
Dead Purple (1 month ago)
Super cut this with the human birth scene from 'The Maricle of Life' documentary.
atika hassan (1 month ago)
It's funny how you said it's pooping.....IT'S BRICK COMING OUT OF YOUR HOLE
Leah P. (1 month ago)
Yep! Still never having kids. Check!
Buyanbileg Takeda (1 month ago)
awww the ending was really sweet
kaur Charanpreet (1 month ago)
So true. I feel like i watched my story here
Aeropoison (1 month ago)
Amy Schumer......... Let's see how fast this turns to sex or vagina jokes.
carlos saenz (1 month ago)
"AM I POOPING" 1:50 LMFAO
carlos saenz (1 month ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE" 1:40
Kim Carroll (1 month ago)
Absolutely hysterical!!! Thank you Amy and crew!!!
Sidhu Superman (1 month ago)
Wow to the last words...
Steven Nguyen (1 month ago)
This is funny and emotional at the same time.
Anabel Rubin (1 month ago)
Yep, then the doctor came in to tell me I was ready. "FINALLY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE!" XDDDDDD
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Jayzon Nash (1 month ago)
This came out on my birthday 😂😂
Indian women athome (1 month ago)
I am going to forward it to all those people who suggest me to have a second baby!! This is exactly... Exactly... Exaaaaaaactlllyyyyy... What's running in my mind... And I will have my tubes cut... But will never have another baby!!!
Britney Blaird (1 month ago)
True depiction of childbirth!!
Vlog and Thoughts Living with Hope (1 month ago)
Where did the actress lips go!
Vlog and Thoughts Living with Hope (1 month ago)
Okay does anybody know of any comedies that have good host that have good writers and don't support political stuff?
Shena Laurent (1 month ago)
"Why does my whole vigina hurt"" accurate depiction of birth
Vena Kholhring (1 month ago)
Women loves to pat themselves in the back😎..the comments confirmed it
Kayleigh Lute (1 month ago)
I’ve seen more political views in these comments and sub comments than I thought there would be.
Vanessa Berberi (1 month ago)
This skit made me pick up smoking again. Thanks.
partsgeriausias (1 month ago)
Is it really worth it?
Pretty Liar Mashups (1 month ago)
Who is the kid? I've legit seen him in most SNL skits they use kids for.
Hamza X (2 months ago)
Mothers are amazing . Maternity leaves should be double paid ❤️
Lázaro Murad (2 months ago)
this is GOLD
Pamshairexpo (2 months ago)
Am i pooping? 💩Why is he yellow? Lol🤣😂
Wonderful Mom (2 months ago)
Omg this is soooo real
Sasori's Etern (2 months ago)
I love love love love love, LOVE amy!!! Did i mention i love her? 😂😂😂😂
Isabelle Rosa (2 months ago)
Who else noticed she never ate the toast?
Isabelle Rosa (1 month ago)
+Julianne Hannes I am/was a great cook
Julianne Hannes (1 month ago)
Kids are like the worst cooks ever
Brendan Schibley (2 months ago)
Why’s he so ugly
Yaritza Rodriguez (2 months ago)
This too funny 😂😁
rubytuesdaygypsy (2 months ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE"
Baad Boiezz Ofishal Channel. (2 months ago)
WHO ELSE NOTICED SHE NEVER ATE THE TOAST?!
Lemony Simmer (2 months ago)
The first part is so sweet x
emma courish (2 months ago)
"Daddy, were you scared?' 'WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT" "YOU ARE NOT A MAN"" "No, no, bud. Daddy's don't get scared." "IM NOT READY"
Anonymously Anonymous _ (2 months ago)
Detest Amy Schumer, but love this sketch.
Rose Moore (2 months ago)
kaykay1996 _ Me too
Ana Machavariani (2 months ago)
🤣
Edith McUnt (2 months ago)
Wow what a disgusting land whale this woman is. The way this big fat pig eats I'm sure she's pushed out bigger turds than the average baby. From watching this video one can only hope that is feminist cunt is too scared to ever have a child. One Amy Schumer is way more than the world ever needs.
Edith McUnt (2 months ago)
If there was such a thing as Jesus "how comforting the meek shall inherit the earth while privileged continue on raping and pillaging" all of you women would get a serious ass whooping. You feminist pick out whatever Parts in the Bible suit you. The Bible clearly states that men are to love and protect women and women are to obey their husbands. Yes that's obey and it comes with responsibility for the man. Unfortunately you feminist want it all, he want all the Privileges with none of the responsibility. If there is a God I truly think Amy Schumer in her whore who dropped her husband like a hot potato after he suffered business losses and being diagnosed with MS. Take your bible stuff that you don't follow and use it as a tampon.
51Saffron (2 months ago)
You really need to find Jesus, he will give you a good ass whooping.
OtakuAngel (2 months ago)
HILARIOUS!
The Man With the Annoyed Face (2 months ago)
Makes me glad I was born male
Breezyburrito (2 months ago)
I'm dying 😂😂😂
Alexis Giles (2 months ago)
Lies you tell!