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The Day You Were Born - SNL

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On Mother's Day, a woman (Amy Schumer) tells her son about the day he was born. #SNL #SNL43 Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liv... Like SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snl Follow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
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Eric Burkheimer (2 days ago)
Besides the continuing of our species, why would anyone want a fucking kid? Say yes to abortion, and post-birth abortion. Long live Casey Anthony.
Ham-il-ton Alex-ander (3 days ago)
IM NOT READY- YOUR NOT A MAN! 😂 😂
Lily Ritchie-Cruickshank (3 days ago)
Epilogue where the son is grown and his wife is giving birth and he's just like "this is not how my mom told me it works"
Danga Teddy :v (3 days ago)
*The subtitles tho*
Vlair Lim (6 days ago)
Lovely
jamiia butler (6 days ago)
So my mom was lying to me when she said it was easy 😟
Belbras (8 days ago)
It is all true! :D :D
mary ghjkl (11 days ago)
No thanks
Semira (12 days ago)
a minute and six seconds before she said vagina😂
Jacob Price (12 days ago)
Amy’s amazing - she’s so good at skits!
Siobhan Walsh (17 days ago)
Sartcastic Much at 0:52
Ixchel Hernandez (21 days ago)
Pause at 0:58
Kidfury 1 (21 days ago)
Lmao best story ;) windy face
Sarah Smith (21 days ago)
Whys he so ugly
MauraMars (23 days ago)
“I’m not ready!” “You’re not a man!”
Alex Goodman (23 days ago)
This skit really makes me have even more respect for women and be grateful for my penis.
Palmyra Arecaceae (24 days ago)
Omg this is exactly how my mom described it to me, I feel so deceived
Jacky ZVLA (24 days ago)
Frekin Amy shumer
Joy Wang (25 days ago)
Okay, I really dislike Amy Schumer's comedy like most people do, but this sketch was actually pretty funny.
Imani Smith (26 days ago)
well that ruined my life
kim nimjoon (26 days ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE"
smallfire93 (27 days ago)
I can only imagine the number of parents that have to lie to their kids about this.
Faith Teel (27 days ago)
Dude, when my mom was in labor at the hospital the nurse was telling her to shut up because she was being loud. First, of all who tells a pregnant women WHO IS IN LABOR to shut up? So my mom bit her finger. Moral of the story, don’t mess with my mom,
Sues Anna (28 days ago)
I will never have kids
Jennifer Greene (29 days ago)
That’s funny...
Monika Malwina (30 days ago)
So true!!🤣
Shiny Sana (1 month ago)
she looks so pretty!
Chicken Nugget (1 month ago)
Why they said why he was yellow it was because it takes time for pigment to form
Ota Olut (1 month ago)
Dunno why but the mother looks so annoying
-MiniBritton 2006- (1 month ago)
How is this funny
Rosie Rennie (1 month ago)
"The Nice doctor came in, and told us it was time" "So I think we-" "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU STUPID WHORE" 🤣🤣🤣
A M (1 month ago)
“Why is he so ugly?” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
More Jack (1 month ago)
Y is Amy Schumer on SNL?
Eduardo Rendon (1 month ago)
Now that Amy Schumer is pregnant this is even funnier
BIack On Black on CharcoaI (1 month ago)
WARNING: Unfunny Joke Thief and Crisis Actor, political traitor alert!
Gianna Phillips (1 month ago)
My mom hates eating I'm the morning so the beginning of this never happens...ever😥
Sean Douglas1 (1 month ago)
Yaaaaayy it's my favorite disgusting man hating feminist.
51Saffron (30 days ago)
Then why are you watching this you disgusting man? You sound so dumb.
Alvin Sidhu (1 month ago)
I am woman!!
Eziekle Crafts (1 month ago)
severe pooping pain for severla months after your butt is cut open for the baby
Eziekle Crafts (1 month ago)
a follow up skit; all the women lie thru the teeth how it didn't hurt, how wonderful the feeling was, and how it looked like an angel when it popped out.
Eziekle Crafts (1 month ago)
why isn't she punishing the kid for what she went thru to have it, forever and ever and ever.
frank jones (1 month ago)
I swear Amy is the ugliest woman on the planet
Panther Dagger (1 month ago)
Where you've been you "Stupid whore"...lol 😁😀😄😄
Audrey Quellhorst (1 month ago)
How do SNL skits work? Are they performed live or on a screen? PS! I will subscribe to whoever answers the question correctly! 😉😉😉
A Z (1 month ago)
Shes a perfect pregent women
Drinks 101 (1 month ago)
The only time Amy Schumer has ever made me laugh.
Lefeurouge (1 month ago)
I legit cried. This whole sketch was pulling me through with laughs and then right at the end it sucker-punched me with sincerity and feels. Not fair! "Thanks for pretending it was easy." *sniff*
Emmie Le (1 month ago)
My teacher showed this to us
Aiber Lane (1 month ago)
Why didn't she have an epidural?
Nicole M (1 month ago)
The beginning was so wholesome and then it just went dOwNhILL :///
TheFamuree ! (1 month ago)
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WH**e
Creativestar55 (1 month ago)
I'm NEVER having kids!!!! (LOOKS PAINFUL)IM JUST GONNA GET 3 OR 5 DOGS (😂lol lol lol😂) or just lives with my parents forever.😂😂😂😂
Creativestar55 (1 month ago)
Where u been,u stupid hoe!!!??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hollywoodshopaholic (1 month ago)
Amy Schhumer sounded like Jennifer Aniston when she was talking to her son lol
Jacob Heckert (1 month ago)
Bitch there was no toast
Juliana Charlebois-Berg (1 month ago)
When the doctor is nodding
Juliana Charlebois-Berg (1 month ago)
I’m screaming with laughter
Mr. Skits (1 month ago)
1:40 WOW! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lauren boyett (1 month ago)
Mom: AM I POOPING!!??? Dad: No no no no, you're not- Docter: *Mouthing* Yes she is
jacuzzi 90 (1 month ago)
Am I pooping...
Anishaa Mallik (1 month ago)
I choked on my chicken while watching this, Oh God.
Vicki Bee (1 month ago)
As a paramedic, who used to help with childbirths, this was hilarious. That's pretty much how it looks while it's happening.
Lisa Brown (1 month ago)
That is so awful!!!!!!
Luukas Kaska (1 month ago)
Of course they get the only comedian who only talks about her vagina to act out childbirth
Morgan Cwoissant (1 month ago)
It was *P A I N F U L*
Clotho Fate (1 month ago)
Clearly she didn’t get an epidural LOL
jhl365 (1 month ago)
Um... what?? SNL was actually funny???
Ava Anderson (1 month ago)
I hate Amy Scumbag but this was nice.
Pseudo- nymph (1 month ago)
Amy Schumer: Oh shit this isn't funny. VAGINA JOKES!!!!!
Grace Mulroy (1 month ago)
Lol
Amy Erlanger (1 month ago)
My mom had a c section for me and my twin sister. Her pregnancy was difficult but thank God everything was fine. 20 years later, all is good.
Girly Gamer998 (1 month ago)
My mom showed me this and it was super funny
Margarita M. (1 month ago)
I don’t really get why sexist people exist. Their mothers went to this crap so they come into this world and shit on other people’s mothers.
Taylor Woolverton (1 month ago)
One little push ....... Right lol
Michele Gullette (1 month ago)
;P😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Linda Costa (1 month ago)
Where’ve you been you stupid whore?!?
Anita G. Andrade (1 month ago)
epidural
Bianca Stigler (1 month ago)
Dad says “WHY IS IT YELLOW?IM NOT READY YET!” Mom says”YOU’RE NOT A MAN!”
Quallentina Knievel (1 month ago)
I have like 0 pain tolerance. How am I supposed to bear a child?
Business XX (1 month ago)
Then don't have kids. I know it's going to be hard, but it's still worth it!
that one guy in the background (1 month ago)
Watching this answers why there are no more noises when im sleeping in 12 years
Romono Pilowki (2 months ago)
I don’t like Amy at all but this sketch is sooo funny(obvi she didn’t write it)
Grace the Actress (2 months ago)
“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE??!!!!!!” Best. Line. Ever.
Mollie McMullan (2 months ago)
“No I wanted you to clean it.” Omg it really do be like that
Nek Gaming (2 months ago)
1:48 she fart
Anna Banana (2 months ago)
Even true for adoptive and long term foster parents. Friends of mine, after 2 months with their adoptive son: "The first month was easy because we kind of felt like his babysitters. Just catering to his needs and stuff. Then the responsibility kicked in." 1 year later: "Oh, we knew from the moment we saw him, it was destiny. We were in this bubble together and we were a family from the start" :-) Me after meeting my son for the first time (I'm glad I wrote this down): "Kind of looks like a goblin but also sweet. Doesn't look like his name, more like a Paul. Someone mentioned he looked like me but I can only see the double chin that we have in common". Now: "Of course he's got my eyes. It's because of this soul connection we had from the... if he asks, start"
Ella Grace (2 months ago)
"Where you've been you stupid whore!"
Hannah (2 months ago)
Wait do you actually poop when you're giving birth? 🤯💩 I don't want to be a mom anymore😱
Lolita Hansen (1 month ago)
Pooping during is really common 😂😂😂😂
StillNotTellingYouMyName (1 month ago)
Ya lol My mom pooped all over herself
Nancy Desch (2 months ago)
They make out that giving birth is a snap and easy but it is not - many women die in child birth.
Abdul Hannan (2 months ago)
B E S T :D
monalisasmile (2 months ago)
Lol Mikey Day was hilarious in this skit!
Gannon Rice (2 months ago)
Damn, he made toast
Mookinzmolly (2 months ago)
Am I the only one who when he said I helped a little with the eggs Mind went to a different place entirely
Olivia (2 months ago)
But why did my mum just email me this video
Areeba Bilal (2 months ago)
Is there a age limit?😆😆
ClintDempsey76 (2 months ago)
that was as funny as a brick
LavieEnPrince (2 months ago)
Well the only story my mom told me when i was born.. It was so hard and hurt and sometimes when you are becoming spoiled i want you to put back in my womb, since you act such like a baby." "Probably you're gay, because i had a fight with a gay whil pregnanting you." Haha, Hillarious >< Love you mom!
Nick Brock (2 months ago)
I don't really like Amy Schumer's style of comedy usually (I HAVE A VAGINA ISNT THAT FUNNY HAHAHAHA) but this was fantastic
Nick Brock (2 months ago)
+Lebron Almighty why
Lebron Almighty (2 months ago)
Nick Brock Stfu
Lilyanna Travaglia (2 months ago)
“Where have you been you stupid hoar”😂😂😂
Talia Belle (2 months ago)
Well, my mom had to raise the 12 of us. One by one. I would never have anything to repay her. I'm thankful for her every single day.