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The Day You Were Born - SNL

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On Mother's Day, a woman (Amy Schumer) tells her son about the day he was born. #SNL #SNL43 Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Get more SNL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liv... Like SNL: https://www.facebook.com/snl Follow SNL: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
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kaur Charanpreet (14 hours ago)
So true. I feel like i watched my story here
Aeropoison (1 day ago)
Amy Schumer......... Let's see how fast this turns to sex or vagina jokes.
carlos saenz (1 day ago)
"AM I POOPING" 1:50 LMFAO
carlos saenz (1 day ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE" 1:40
Kim Carroll (1 day ago)
Absolutely hysterical!!! Thank you Amy and crew!!!
Courtney Schilling (1 day ago)
Wouldve been better without Amy Schumer lmao
Sidhu Superman (2 days ago)
Wow to the last words...
Steven Nguyen (2 days ago)
This is funny and emotional at the same time.
The Singing Anabel (2 days ago)
Yep, then the doctor came in to tell me I was ready. "FINALLY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE!" XDDDDDD
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Jayzon Nash (3 days ago)
This came out on my birthday 😂😂
Indian women athome (4 days ago)
I am going to forward it to all those people who suggest me to have a second baby!! This is exactly... Exactly... Exaaaaaaactlllyyyyy... What's running in my mind... And I will have my tubes cut... But will never have another baby!!!
Britney Blaird (4 days ago)
True depiction of childbirth!!
Vlog and Thoughts Living with Hope (5 days ago)
Where did the actress lips go!
Vlog and Thoughts Living with Hope (5 days ago)
Okay does anybody know of any comedies that have good host that have good writers and don't support political stuff?
Shena Laurent (6 days ago)
"Why does my whole vigina hurt"" accurate depiction of birth
Vena Kholhring (7 days ago)
Women loves to pat themselves in the back😎..the comments confirmed it
Kayleigh Lute (7 days ago)
I’ve seen more political views in these comments and sub comments than I thought there would be.
Vanessa Berberi (8 days ago)
This skit made me pick up smoking again. Thanks.
partsgeriausias (8 days ago)
Is it really worth it?
Pretty Liar Mashups (8 days ago)
Who is the kid? I've legit seen him in most SNL skits they use kids for.
Hamza X (10 days ago)
Mothers are amazing . Maternity leaves should be double paid ❤️
Lázaro Murad (10 days ago)
this is GOLD
Pamshairexpo (12 days ago)
Am i pooping? 💩Why is he yellow? Lol🤣😂
Wonderful Mom (12 days ago)
Omg this is soooo real
Sasori's Etern (12 days ago)
I love love love love love, LOVE amy!!! Did i mention i love her? 😂😂😂😂
Isabelle Rosa (13 days ago)
Who else noticed she never ate the toast?
Brendan Schibley (15 days ago)
Why’s he so ugly
Yaritza Rodriguez (17 days ago)
This too funny 😂😁
rubytuesdaygypsy (18 days ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHORE"
Baad Boiezz Ofishal Channel. (20 days ago)
WHO ELSE NOTICED SHE NEVER ATE THE TOAST?!
Lemony Simmer (20 days ago)
The first part is so sweet x
emma courish (21 days ago)
"Daddy, were you scared?' 'WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT" "YOU ARE NOT A MAN"" "No, no, bud. Daddy's don't get scared." "IM NOT READY"
kaykay1996 _ (22 days ago)
Detest Amy Schumer, but love this sketch.
Rose Moore's (12 days ago)
kaykay1996 _ Me too
Ana Machavariani (24 days ago)
🤣
Edith McUnt (25 days ago)
Wow what a disgusting land whale this woman is. The way this big fat pig eats I'm sure she's pushed out bigger turds than the average baby. From watching this video one can only hope that is feminist cunt is too scared to ever have a child. One Amy Schumer is way more than the world ever needs.
Edith McUnt (21 days ago)
If there was such a thing as Jesus "how comforting the meek shall inherit the earth while privileged continue on raping and pillaging" all of you women would get a serious ass whooping. You feminist pick out whatever Parts in the Bible suit you. The Bible clearly states that men are to love and protect women and women are to obey their husbands. Yes that's obey and it comes with responsibility for the man. Unfortunately you feminist want it all, he want all the Privileges with none of the responsibility. If there is a God I truly think Amy Schumer in her whore who dropped her husband like a hot potato after he suffered business losses and being diagnosed with MS. Take your bible stuff that you don't follow and use it as a tampon.
51Saffron (21 days ago)
You really need to find Jesus, he will give you a good ass whooping.
OtakuAngel (27 days ago)
HILARIOUS!
The Man With the Annoyed Face (1 month ago)
Makes me glad I was born male
Breezyburrito (1 month ago)
I'm dying 😂😂😂
Alexis Giles (1 month ago)
Lies you tell!
One Epic (1 month ago)
See this is the stuff Amy is good at.
Marquis Bean (1 month ago)
0:53, 1:16, 1:25, 1:32, 1:41, 1:49, and 2:05.
androssteague (1 month ago)
This sketch should be a real mothers day card.
Annabel (1 month ago)
*IM POOPING!!*
Annabel (1 month ago)
*YOU'RE NOT A MAN!*
Pete Patraglia (1 month ago)
Plot twist; Amy Schumer can’t have kids because her womb is so polluted.
51Saffron (21 days ago)
Extra plot twist Pete Patraglia can't father children his sperm shoots right out of his ass.
Random Thoughts (1 month ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alexander Pezzullo (1 month ago)
I'm late. I was the 56,216th like.
Itz MitchMitch (1 month ago)
Don’t care how much we rip on Amy she did damn good in this sketch
Foodie Vlogs (1 month ago)
HAhahahahahaha
Maddiline Todd (1 month ago)
I was born in that way that I have the ability to defeat Macbeth; Mcduff style bitch
Shitser James (1 month ago)
This is the funniest snl ever made
AKAE DE DEVAL (1 month ago)
Im a simple person, I see Amy Scummer I dislike
Rudina Obydi (1 month ago)
How is she still a thing?
Grace Mulroy (1 month ago)
Lol
Mickelangelo 2013 (1 month ago)
To all Fathers who raised their child alone. I Love u Dad :)
SABORLATINO LORTIDEM (1 month ago)
MY MOM HAD 14 OF US GOD BLESS HERE!
crazyguy84 (1 month ago)
Amy shummer being a mother that's a horror movie waiting to happen
crazyguy84 (21 days ago)
+51Saffron yes and I'm the type of guy the is most likely to be a lone wolf
51Saffron (21 days ago)
You sound like one.
connie olsen (1 month ago)
you are not a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soldier 76 (1 month ago)
The day u was born it was magical Flashback: GET HIM OUT OF THERE U B******
Hue Lu (1 month ago)
Weeds planted..
Blake S (1 month ago)
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU WHORE?!?!?!?!"
Manufan (1 month ago)
Guys if you’re just going to repeat what’s just been said, hold up! For now people may use the comments section for ‘comm-ents’ while the new section is under construction. Then when the “section for retards to just repeat what we’re all just seen fucking seconds ago” is complete you’ll have somewhere nice & safe to go. Well done YouTube!
Underground 4 The Masses (1 month ago)
Really getting sick and tired of adtube
Carolmel ATL Productions (1 month ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mafer Zegarra (1 month ago)
“Why is he so ugly”... sounds like the same words my mom said to me, instead she said it with a “she”...
Josh AGuirre (1 month ago)
LMAO - tears in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DCMASTERX GAMING 32 (1 month ago)
YOUR NOT A MANNN
Basic Naruto (1 month ago)
Is that dewey from girl meets worl DOOOOOOIII
Amber Henry (1 month ago)
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUR STUPID WHO**?!?! Lol i love Amy Schumer
Space Child (1 month ago)
Amy is so pretty!
Caylee Morgan (1 month ago)
Wow
BlackFyr (1 month ago)
She's not funny to me... never has been
Syed Tamim (1 month ago)
Best of all time
Hailey kathryn (1 month ago)
how does two thin lipped parents create a mildly thick lipped child
Manufan (1 month ago)
Hailey kathryn Poor casting.
AwesomeAna (1 month ago)
My mom thought I was a stomach ache 12 years ago. Sigh. I was born a day before my parents anniversary. Worst. Anniversary. Ever. It was their second anniversary. Poor them.
AwesomeAna (1 month ago)
My mom said her wedding day was better than my birth, I get it she was sliced open.
Katia L F (1 month ago)
This is absolutely hilarious!!!
Ewout Honig (1 month ago)
This video was absolutely PERFECT - right until the editors decided it needed this pathetic pink-cloud bullshit of "to all the mothers in the world..." Fucking hell, they were making fun of all the sugar coated Hollywood and commercials-bullshit - and then they killed the whole thing by doing *exactly* the same. Can't you yanks do ANYTHING without making a cheesy Halmark card out of it?
Jaylin Wou (1 month ago)
Yes, I did the toast all by myself!
Jaylin Wou (1 month ago)
Btw is that Amy Schumer?
Michiel Korte (1 month ago)
Still want six of them
Some Cactus (1 month ago)
“Why is he so ugly?” 😂😂
Bobert Robitsin (2 months ago)
Why's he so ugly 😂
Gloomy Cat (2 months ago)
This a sugar coated version of “the talk”
Mr. Cool G.U.Y (2 months ago)
*We should appreciate our moms for doing all this for us.*
Manufan (1 month ago)
Ewout Honig If you fuck off, but fuck off with your back facing the direction that you’re fucking off in, it’ll seem like the person you want to fuck off will actually be fucking off and....., just to make this even better, when you’re fucking off backwards, there might be a huge cliff behind you.
Ewout Honig (1 month ago)
Oh please fuck off
Savannah Nason (2 months ago)
There are so many crazy ass bitches in this comment section, get a fuckin grip people it's not that deep.
The Swagmaster General (2 months ago)
Honestly having a kid seems absolutely fucking terrifying
lordmusea (2 months ago)
Whose child is that? He seems to be on several recent SNL episodes.
AJ KANE (1 month ago)
thanks!💙
lordmusea (1 month ago)
Thanks! Keep booking gigs...you’re a good actor!
AJ KANE (1 month ago)
www.imdb.me/ajkane
Ginger Bailey (2 months ago)
I’m dying. Freaking hilarious. #Truth
Guy Fh (2 months ago)
that kid is so annoying.
Luis Carlos Perdomo Hernandez (2 months ago)
Isn't this the cutest thing ever😍😍😍
Sophia E (2 months ago)
This is my favorite one yet
Disha Mondal (2 months ago)
okay but the little boy is so precious
pop5678eye (2 months ago)
A third of women poop during child birth. It's completely normal.
Guy Buddy (2 months ago)
"And then the nice doctor came in and told us it was time...." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU STUPID WHOREEEE!"
Licette Fernandez (2 months ago)
Yw
mary yz (2 months ago)
aghh eww just no fuck being a mom
Richard N. (2 months ago)
WHY IS THE BABY YELLLOW??!?!? thats very normal 🤣
Richard N. (2 months ago)
SNL has season 43? How old is this show?
Kristin Bride (2 months ago)
AM I POOPING?!?! Nurse: *nods*😂
Banana Guy (2 months ago)
WOOOOOOW