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He forgot to put in the morality chip, which is a rookie mistake, but common. However, the Kinect has attempted to commit suicide several times. Any ideas on how to get the self-protection chip to activate?
Asbestos Fish (1 month ago)
"So...why are you giving my friend back?"
*PLEASE, TAKE HIM. HE....UNNERVES US.*
"H-he-He unnerves you?!"
*WE SCANNED HIS BRAIN FOR POSSIBLE INFORMATION. WHAT WE UNCOVERED IS WHAT YOU WOULD DESCRIBE AS "HORRIFIC".*
" oh. What, uh...what did you find?"
*MANY THINGS. ONE OF WHICH WAS CALLED "PROJECT OMEGA-*
" I got nothing on that one."
*"LOVECRAFT" AND "BOKU-"*
" oh dear sweet merciful god."
Funposting (1 month ago)
I found out weeks ago that he’s now working for Conan
FL Frost (2 months ago)
if you see this, say it!
Uber Boss (3 months ago)
blindness134 (4 months ago)
I saw it and I'm just saying it, as my overlord AI ordered.
Jack The Ripper (4 months ago)
Whats the blogs link?
MParty111 (4 months ago)
Not surprised a youtubers last word would be subscribe.
Pilotwhale Productions (5 months ago)
Ace and Jocelyn!
Eduardo Avila (5 months ago)
Oh no.. kinect is so dumb that not even to make 1+1...
It is very dumb, not even detects movements correctly
Pierre Imaginations (5 months ago)
CollegeHumour was the shit back then man
Soulless Engineer (5 months ago)
Ace and Jocelyn! Ace and Jocelyn! From space! and Jocelyn! From space! and Jocelyn!
Miles Gaunt (5 months ago)
I love how the worlds nuclear arsenal is online at their website, protected by nothing but a 10 bit daisy chain.
Declan Wright (5 months ago)
dude i swear when i was younger i thought this was real lol
Lone Wolf (6 months ago)
I like how he casually narrates all the horrible things that it is doing.
Adrian! (6 months ago)
Rory MacDonald (6 months ago)
Ad:the force is strong with PlayStation
Me:I am the Senate.
Konata Izumi (7 months ago)
This guy is amazing. College humor become boring(er) nowaday without him.
Gage Traylor (7 months ago)
mine hacked the election
IamtheDoctor (7 months ago)
I like how the sound effects are exactly the sounds from the PKE meter and goggles from Ghostbusters.
Falken Lehmann (7 months ago)
i hear a voice after that..."War, war never change"
Jack Kraken (8 months ago)
Wow the guy is so chill about creating a deadly AI, I hope this catches on.
Aitor Rodriguez (8 months ago)
Why would you do that??
Matthew T (8 months ago)
The alternate version of Terminator 3.
somethingsock (8 months ago)
I’d like this but it doesn’t blow me up
Jodi Bubenzer (8 months ago)
only time a kinect seems to work
poipoi (9 months ago)
He sound like uncle dane
Exchequer (9 months ago)
So, this guy created Skynet.
Sam Spiniello (9 months ago)
Henry H (9 months ago)
Love the ace and Jocelyn poster on the wall
Disco Puppy (9 months ago)
I followed the instructions for this, and I'm ashamed. I have to pay £40 a year to get it to work
Scott Velez (10 months ago)
Just use water, any electronic's Kryptonite.
Seth Eloe (10 months ago)
could have just said, "Does a set of all sets contain itself?" Boom! Problem solved!
Beall619 (11 months ago)
You are all saying its not smart cause it uses bing. IT IS A MICROSFT DEVICE. It using bing adds to the realism
THEDiscoHall (11 months ago)
Bante Hayes (1 year ago)
Jesus Christ, alot of the same Bing jokes down here.