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Kinect Self-Awareness Hack

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THEDiscoHall (3 hours ago)
Fucking Skynet
Bante Hayes (17 days ago)
Jesus Christ, alot of the same Bing jokes down here.
mickomoo (19 days ago)
Is that an Ace and Jocelyn poster?
Abysmal Wilson (1 month ago)
ACE AND JOCELYN!
Nguyen Yen (1 month ago)
Nuclear missles? Nah, I'll upload his nude Dance Dance Revolution pics.
Maoh (1 month ago)
Harvery Dent, Can He Be Trusted?
Gable Hackett (1 month ago)
If you see it. Just say it! thefatman6969
Milimeter (2 months ago)
WHY THE CAT?!?!?!?!?!
jerod strunk (2 months ago)
U guys kniw about the alarm that sounds like the one in military bases during an attack right weeeeeeell that went off when the kinect chose tesla gun lmao
BlaZe Fu J (2 months ago)
dear future. never make a full AI with weapons or access to nuclear bombs. thanks
Pocket (2 months ago)
If nobody got why it used bing, it was because it's made by Microsoft, and Microsoft created bing.
Matthew A (2 months ago)
"If you see it, just say it"
Relle M. (2 months ago)
Freakin' BING! lulz
Hep (2 months ago)
Insert comment about bing here
Mureithi Kivuti (2 months ago)
Chillest dude ever
Nic Long (2 months ago)
I think I did it wrong. Mine just has some creepy fat guy jacking off to me through the camera. Any tips?
VekiAnimationz Weekly (2 months ago)
why do people think when a technology that isn't powerd by a battery,and has to pe pluged in into an external power source,gains self-awareness it can stay turned on if you plug it out...it's not how self awarness works.And i kinda regret making/posting this comment,since i probabbly sound like a nerdy douchbag
Quinn FH (3 months ago)
I've "augmented the cpu" we are still talking about the Kinect right?
Danial Cousins (3 months ago)
Ha, it used Bing.
Jimmy LANGRISH (3 months ago)
It hurt the kitty??? Aaaaaaaghhh! (super Satan noise)
W.D Barial (3 months ago)
*This reminds me of a turret from Portal. Anyone else?
Nikola Pavkovic (3 months ago)
be sure to subscribe to my channel *dies in nuclear hellfire*
AntiZion (4 months ago)
This is a parody of Ra.One movie.
flowey the flower (4 months ago)
and that's why you don't do drugs
Gunmaster G-9 (4 months ago)
Laugh while you can, but shit will one day become real. Darpa is Skynet. TAN-TAN  TAN   TAN-TAN.
DeathWhitch (4 months ago)
member when collage humor made good videos like this. i member
EnricosUt (5 months ago)
his username is thefatman6969
Führer des Benutzers (5 months ago)
MG42? Hm, the Kinect has a nice taste for weapons.
TDPK Films (6 months ago)
499 dislikes... JUST... ONE... MORE!!!
FurtherQuill (5 months ago)
TDPK Films Im number 500!!!!!
Bro cel (6 months ago)
amazing actor
Fry LXVII (6 months ago)
I love the easter eggs, like the Ace and Jocelyn poster.
rif42 (7 months ago)
It! "If you see it. Just say it!" 2:37
bteddybear (7 months ago)
I really really miss college humor being funny.
Wi1s0ne (7 months ago)
'Thefatman6969'
Joshua Bourassa (7 months ago)
holy shit
Christina Phillips (7 months ago)
oh dear.....
Ghost Rider (7 months ago)
Bitches ANWSER ME
Ghost Rider (7 months ago)
Why isn't he in any of the new ones
Andreas Edwards (8 months ago)
They need to give him a chanel
Samahawk 360 (8 months ago)
It used bing so it's not advanced
Smogfog (8 months ago)
this could actully happen
ExpertMinecraft (8 months ago)
Wow, he is so relaxed through the whole video.
David (8 months ago)
i want this hack XD
SkyPrysm (8 months ago)
Please put download link in the description. XD
Reggie Veggie (8 months ago)
PKE sound effects tho
skywalker007full (9 months ago)
Lesson fot today: Kinect is bad.Destroy your XBOX, and kinect.
Vegeta (9 months ago)
Even when the Xbox act like a terminator, the human still takes it easy.
Joshua Durant (9 months ago)
thatfatman6969 was nice gamertag
Purna Blooper (8 months ago)
Joshua Durant remind me TheFatRat
MysteryMan (8 months ago)
Joshua Durant thefatman6969
Virgo (9 months ago)
this is probably how the world will come to an end someone trying to do something stupid
Sektor (9 months ago)
thefatman6969
Zachary Maneja (9 months ago)
If you see it, just say it
Zachary Maneja (9 months ago)
Well it seems like the kinect has killed off the whole human race, more of all organisms. Well I guess that it is it...
Gudni FB (9 months ago)
Thefatman6969
mazombieme (9 months ago)
Good thing the nuke consoles are not connected with the internet
Brendon Tan (6 months ago)
mazombieme Yep. The nuke consoles be like 19 century bs
Elizabeth Rose (9 months ago)
Damn... This thing must be terrifying. It managed to kill one of yhe most evil animals on the the planet : a cat.
WhatThyHex (9 months ago)
Ace en Jocelyn astronaut accountants from outer space!
- - (10 months ago)
Best College Humor video.
ƎЯIOIOIRE (10 months ago)
1:48 It uses bing not so advanced
Jigsaw (16 days ago)
Only 100 people use Bing, the US government and Microsoft employees.
Nikola Pavkovic (3 months ago)
the US government nobody uses bing which is why it hides the access to the nuclear arsenal there
Seethi Sth (3 months ago)
I'ts evil, that why it uses bing.
Grassy Field (8 months ago)
Kinect = Microsoft, Bing = Microsoft, lol smart one
liamthislol (9 months ago)
Ofc it would, it's Microsoft's.
MrJeChou (10 months ago)
the good old days when college humor was uhhh... funny
Qwem Lhjsi (9 months ago)
Some of their stuff is still pretty good
matthew The ugly guy. (11 months ago)
Good job makeing this!
Viridian Borage (11 months ago)
The government used windows 10
LJH (9 months ago)
Thats amazing, this was made 5 years before windows 10 was released
Frank Dailey (1 year ago)
Three laws dumbass!
3irikur (8 months ago)
Just... no... they don't work, at least not with our current computers.
DrPhantomCow (1 year ago)
lmao the ace and jocelyn poster
Mev3003 (1 year ago)
I would just turn of my Internet.
pappaOfswe (8 months ago)
It was smart enough to creat it's own power source in less than a min. It would have found a way to get to the internett.
LJH (9 months ago)
It would just hack a Cellphone network and use 4G if it was that smart
Brian (1 year ago)
SkyNet.
Ryan Zarmbinski (1 year ago)
It's always entertaining to hear the fake techno babble in these videos
DonnaPalmer (6 months ago)
there's no techno babble here dude.
Wink ENTERTAINMENT (7 months ago)
Ryan Zarmbinski it's all real words
Sydon (1 year ago)
Clearly this machine is no threat as it uses Bing
Erica Trent (6 months ago)
Vixorous that's nothing
drviper10 (8 months ago)
+Vixorous but that's no big deal
Vixorous (9 months ago)
also it's taken control of the world's nuclear arsenal or whatever.
Elizabeth Rose (9 months ago)
No, it's obviously a threat. It managed to kill a cat, the most dangerous and ruthless animals on the planet.
Reece Nuxoll (1 year ago)
2:38 bottom right "If you see it. Just say it!" top left "thefatman6969" did i see it or did i miss something?
Katzen4u (1 year ago)
I cried out when it pointed that thing at the cat...
Vini Kämpferherz (1 year ago)
If I was there.. it would never survived! no one, NO ONE kill a cat!!!
Frank G (1 year ago)
+Vini Kämpferherz nope.  
Vini Kämpferherz (1 year ago)
+Frank G Sure it apply. You are the one making things up
Frank G (1 year ago)
+Vini Kämpferherz my point is that whatever rules you are using to make yourself invincible does not apply here.
Vini Kämpferherz (1 year ago)
+Frank G What film? I'm talking about the real deal.
Frank G (1 year ago)
+Vini Kämpferherz The rules of those films don't apply here.  
The bestist jake ever In the world (1 year ago)
Pheh, it's harmless! Look, it still uses Bing! Don't worry!
Mo Nguyen (1 year ago)
The Kinect used Bing
SuperTelsaCoil (1 year ago)
I love how the AI used Bing.
PJ Gallello (1 year ago)
It was searching stuff on Bing 😂😂
BubbaJo (1 year ago)
I miss him
cyanmanta (1 year ago)
Wow, back when we thought the Kinect was actually going to be a thing and not just a piece of glitchy, dead-end hardware.
North American mapping (1 year ago)
Yeah cause the PlayStation eye was a huge success
MasteroChieftan (1 year ago)
This is awesome
xVaricode (1 year ago)
So THAT'S how Skynet started.
JonatasMonte (1 year ago)
This video was uploaded during terminator era and in the end it was the start of the fallout era.
Oreboy64 (1 year ago)
Why not grab a hammer and smash it to pieces
Frank G (1 year ago)
The Kinect has better reaction time than you and a laser gun.
Agent New York (1 year ago)
I need to find this hack tutorial
Christian Hicks (1 year ago)
oh no fallout people now must survive in a post-apocalyptic society
Versipellis the rogue Changeling (1 year ago)
man the old kinect looks so childish, I ordered an Xbox one kinect and it's coming in sometime next week, I'll be making an unboxing video of it when it comes
Judy Finley (1 year ago)
i guess kinects arent entirely worthless
North American mapping (1 year ago)
Xbone KINECTS are actully ok
Max Lague (1 year ago)
I want an xbone kinect hack.
Dmac 10 (1 year ago)
Ha the kinect uses bing perfect
Chef Excellence (1 year ago)
+Dmac 10 I just subscribed to you for no apparent reason
Patchuchan (1 year ago)
I had the same problem it seems lightening disables it.
potato assassin 24 (1 year ago)
every robotic movie ever
tronclay (1 year ago)
that was fuckin great
Jazzshadow2 (1 year ago)
This video is completely unrealistic. I mean it uses Bing as it's search engine of choice, how intelligent could it really be?
Rob G. (1 year ago)
Wait.. so he got about 250 Xbox 360s and "augmented" them together to make the AI? XD
Rob G. (1 year ago)
Eh. Disregard this, and acquire some desktop PCs.
Kyle Piira (1 year ago)
Couldn't find the tutorial anybody got a link?
Notreallyover9000butstillclose (11 months ago)
I got one! THIS LINK IS MISSING DUE TO KINECT HACKING IT.
Popcornrya (1 year ago)
only thought No! kitty! :P
The Pizza man (1 year ago)
Do you want some pizza?
markg546 (1 year ago)
same xD ,,, but you can't augument the CPU sry
ZScentral (1 year ago)
I actually would want to do this hack.
Comrade Joseph Stalin (1 year ago)
I just did mine, cool.. Thanks!! But it turned hostile in the first hour... and for some reason went to David Bowie and Alan Rickman 's houses, I don't know why....
Joseph Williams (1 year ago)
+OHMHGAMES You arrived to this conversation a little late babes. And I was in slight jest even though it was to soon. And I'd rather not listen to your silly little words so there is no need to reply x
OHMH (1 year ago)
+Joseph Williams don't be a pussy, people die, get over it.
Joseph Williams (1 year ago)
+Comrade Joseph Stalin Way to soon bitch
Comrade Joseph Stalin (1 year ago)
+MrUTGuy It was even sooner when I first posted it... Lol
MrUTGuy (1 year ago)
Too soon lol
TheGamingBean (1 year ago)
"thefatman6969"
DELTA A17 (1 year ago)
Did he just say he... AUGMENTED THE CPU!?!?!?!?!?? dude...
gunmunz (8 months ago)
+DELTA -A17 That's the joke, all I did is combine two famous cases of techno babel (Star trek:TNG and Doctor Who respectively).
Yui Nyan (8 months ago)
+gunmunz Could also pump the flaylons until the general grade is at a minimum.
DELTA A17 (8 months ago)
+gunmunz that doesn't mean anything
gunmunz (8 months ago)
It;s simple really, all you gotta do is use multi-modal reflection sorting to reverse the polarity of the cpu's neutron flow.
Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone (9 months ago)
the kinect was attached to an xbox thus that's where it would've been stored and you can theoritcly augment a cpu but you'd need Some pretty solid skills in both programming and cpu design and circuit design doable yes easy no