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Kinect Self-Awareness Hack

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Grey Ghost 615 (19 days ago)
Its funny because the Kinect sucks in reality.
Alexander Rüffer (21 days ago)
us nuke code: 00000000
Mark Ra Vilbiks (1 month ago)
Hmm
Slippery Snek (1 month ago)
He forgot to put in the morality chip, which is a rookie mistake, but common. However, the Kinect has attempted to commit suicide several times. Any ideas on how to get the self-protection chip to activate?
Asbestos Fish (1 month ago)
"So...why are you giving my friend back?" *PLEASE, TAKE HIM. HE....UNNERVES US.* "H-he-He unnerves you?!" *CORRECT.* "H-how?" *WE SCANNED HIS BRAIN FOR POSSIBLE INFORMATION. WHAT WE UNCOVERED IS WHAT YOU WOULD DESCRIBE AS "HORRIFIC".* " oh. What, uh...what did you find?" *MANY THINGS. ONE OF WHICH WAS CALLED "PROJECT OMEGA-* " I got nothing on that one." *"LOVECRAFT" AND "BOKU-"* " oh dear sweet merciful god."
Funposting (1 month ago)
I found out weeks ago that he’s now working for Conan
FL Frost (2 months ago)
if you see this, say it!
Uber Boss (3 months ago)
lol
blindness134 (4 months ago)
I saw it and I'm just saying it, as my overlord AI ordered.
Jack The Ripper (4 months ago)
Whats the blogs link?
MParty111 (4 months ago)
Not surprised a youtubers last word would be subscribe.
Pilotwhale Productions (5 months ago)
Ace and Jocelyn!
Eduardo Avila (5 months ago)
Oh no.. kinect is so dumb that not even to make 1+1... It is very dumb, not even detects movements correctly
Pierre Imaginations (5 months ago)
CollegeHumour was the shit back then man
Soulless Engineer (5 months ago)
Ace and Jocelyn! Ace and Jocelyn! From space! and Jocelyn! From space! and Jocelyn!
Miles Gaunt (5 months ago)
I love how the worlds nuclear arsenal is online at their website, protected by nothing but a 10 bit daisy chain.
Declan Wright (5 months ago)
dude i swear when i was younger i thought this was real lol
Lone Wolf (6 months ago)
I like how he casually narrates all the horrible things that it is doing.
Adrian! (6 months ago)
oh James
Rory MacDonald (6 months ago)
Ad:the force is strong with PlayStation Me:I am the Senate.
Konata Izumi (7 months ago)
This guy is amazing. College humor become boring(er) nowaday without him.
Gage Traylor (7 months ago)
mine hacked the election
IamtheDoctor (7 months ago)
I like how the sound effects are exactly the sounds from the PKE meter and goggles from Ghostbusters.
Falken Lehmann (7 months ago)
i hear a voice after that..."War, war never change"
Jack Kraken (8 months ago)
Wow the guy is so chill about creating a deadly AI, I hope this catches on.
Aitor Rodriguez (8 months ago)
Why would you do that??
Matthew T (8 months ago)
The alternate version of Terminator 3.
somethingsock (8 months ago)
I’d like this but it doesn’t blow me up
Jodi Bubenzer (8 months ago)
only time a kinect seems to work
poipoi (9 months ago)
He sound like uncle dane
Exchequer (9 months ago)
So, this guy created Skynet. Damn genius!
Sam Spiniello (9 months ago)
Seen
Henry H (9 months ago)
Love the ace and Jocelyn poster on the wall
Disco Puppy (9 months ago)
I followed the instructions for this, and I'm ashamed. I have to pay £40 a year to get it to work
Scott Velez (10 months ago)
Just use water, any electronic's Kryptonite.
Seth Eloe (10 months ago)
could have just said, "Does a set of all sets contain itself?" Boom! Problem solved!
Beall619 (11 months ago)
You are all saying its not smart cause it uses bing. IT IS A MICROSFT DEVICE. It using bing adds to the realism
THEDiscoHall (11 months ago)
Fucking Skynet
Bante Hayes (1 year ago)
Jesus Christ, alot of the same Bing jokes down here.
mickomoo (1 year ago)
Is that an Ace and Jocelyn poster?
Abysmal Wilson (1 year ago)
ACE AND JOCELYN!
Nguyen Yen (1 year ago)
Nuclear missles? Nah, I'll upload his nude Dance Dance Revolution pics.
Maoh (1 year ago)
Harvery Dent, Can He Be Trusted?
Gable Hackett (1 year ago)
If you see it. Just say it! thefatman6969
Milimeter (1 year ago)
WHY THE CAT?!?!?!?!?!
jerod strunk (1 year ago)
U guys kniw about the alarm that sounds like the one in military bases during an attack right weeeeeeell that went off when the kinect chose tesla gun lmao
Umbra (1 year ago)
dear future. never make a full AI with weapons or access to nuclear bombs. thanks
tomcrott (1 year ago)
If nobody got why it used bing, it was because it's made by Microsoft, and Microsoft created bing.
Matso A (1 year ago)
"If you see it, just say it"
Relle M. (1 year ago)
Freakin' BING! lulz
Hep (1 year ago)
Insert comment about bing here
Mureithi Kivuti (1 year ago)
Chillest dude ever
Frayjais (1 year ago)
I think I did it wrong. Mine just has some creepy fat guy jacking off to me through the camera. Any tips?
Nope (1 year ago)
I've "augmented the cpu" we are still talking about the Kinect right?
Danial Cousins (1 year ago)
Ha, it used Bing.
Jimmy LANGRISH (1 year ago)
It hurt the kitty??? Aaaaaaaghhh! (super Satan noise)
W.D Barial (1 year ago)
*This reminds me of a turret from Portal. Anyone else?
Nikola Pavkovic (1 year ago)
be sure to subscribe to my channel *dies in nuclear hellfire*
AntiZion (1 year ago)
This is a parody of Ra.One movie.
BameGoy (1 year ago)
and that's why you don't do drugs
Gunmaster G-9 (1 year ago)
Laugh while you can, but shit will one day become real. Darpa is Skynet. TAN-TAN  TAN   TAN-TAN.
DeathWhitch (1 year ago)
member when collage humor made good videos like this. i member
EnricosUt (1 year ago)
his username is thefatman6969
Führer des Benutzers (1 year ago)
MG42? Hm, the Kinect has a nice taste for weapons.
Tago (1 year ago)
499 dislikes... JUST... ONE... MORE!!!
Mikey Mouse's first word was hotdog (1 year ago)
TDPK Films Im number 500!!!!!
Bro cel (1 year ago)
amazing actor
Fry LXVII (1 year ago)
I love the easter eggs, like the Ace and Jocelyn poster.
rif42 (1 year ago)
It! "If you see it. Just say it!" 2:37
bteddybear (1 year ago)
I really really miss college humor being funny.
Dyslexia is a birch (1 year ago)
'Thefatman6969'
Joshua Bourassa (1 year ago)
holy shit
Christina Wilke (1 year ago)
oh dear.....
Ghost Rider (1 year ago)
Bitches ANWSER ME
Ghost Rider (1 year ago)
Why isn't he in any of the new ones
Andreas Edwards (1 year ago)
They need to give him a chanel
Samahawk 360 (1 year ago)
It used bing so it's not advanced
Smogfog (1 year ago)
this could actully happen
ExpertMinecraft (1 year ago)
Wow, he is so relaxed through the whole video.
David (1 year ago)
i want this hack XD
SkyPrysm (1 year ago)
Please put download link in the description. XD
Reggie Veggie (1 year ago)
PKE sound effects tho
skywalker007full (1 year ago)
Lesson fot today: Kinect is bad.Destroy your XBOX, and kinect.
Joshua Durant (1 year ago)
thatfatman6969 was nice gamertag
Purnya (1 year ago)
Joshua Durant remind me TheFatRat
MysteryMan (1 year ago)
Joshua Durant thefatman6969
Virgo (1 year ago)
this is probably how the world will come to an end someone trying to do something stupid
Sektor (1 year ago)
thefatman6969
Gudni FB (1 year ago)
Thefatman6969
mazombieme (1 year ago)
Good thing the nuke consoles are not connected with the internet
Brendon Tan (1 year ago)
mazombieme Yep. The nuke consoles be like 19 century bs
Elizabeth Rose (1 year ago)
Damn... This thing must be terrifying. It managed to kill one of yhe most evil animals on the the planet : a cat.
WhatThyHex (1 year ago)
Ace en Jocelyn astronaut accountants from outer space!
- - (1 year ago)
Best College Humor video.
ƎЯIOIOIRE (1 year ago)
1:48 It uses bing not so advanced
deprilula28 (9 months ago)
ƎЯIOIOIRE aq
TheLordOfIrony (1 year ago)
Only 100 people use Bing, the US government and Microsoft employees.
Nikola Pavkovic (1 year ago)
the US government nobody uses bing which is why it hides the access to the nuclear arsenal there
Seethi Sth (1 year ago)
I'ts evil, that why it uses bing.
MrJeChou (1 year ago)
the good old days when college humor was uhhh... funny
Qwem Lhjsi (1 year ago)
Some of their stuff is still pretty good
Catwithwisdom (1 year ago)
Good job makeing this!
Viridian Borage (1 year ago)
The government used windows 10
LJH (1 year ago)
Thats amazing, this was made 5 years before windows 10 was released
Hellish Werewolf (1 year ago)
Three laws dumbass!
3irikur (1 year ago)
Just... no... they don't work, at least not with our current computers.
Elyseon (1 year ago)
lmao the ace and jocelyn poster
Mev3003 (2 years ago)
I would just turn of my Internet.
pappaOfswe (1 year ago)
It was smart enough to creat it's own power source in less than a min. It would have found a way to get to the internett.
LJH (1 year ago)
It would just hack a Cellphone network and use 4G if it was that smart
Brian (2 years ago)
SkyNet.
Ryan Zarmbinski (2 years ago)
It's always entertaining to hear the fake techno babble in these videos
DonnaPalmer (1 year ago)
there's no techno babble here dude.
Wink ENTERTAINMENT (1 year ago)
Ryan Zarmbinski it's all real words