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Kinect Self-Awareness Hack

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Random Videos (5 days ago)
This is a parody of Ra.One movie.
flowey the flower (9 days ago)
and that's why you don't do drugs
Gunmaster G-9 (27 days ago)
Laugh while you can, but shit will one day become real. Darpa is Skynet. TAN-TAN  TAN   TAN-TAN.
DeathWhitch (1 month ago)
member when collage humor made good videos like this. i member
EnricosUt (1 month ago)
his username is thefatman6969
Führer des Benutzers (1 month ago)
MG42? Hm, the Kinect has a nice taste for weapons.
TDPK Films (2 months ago)
499 dislikes... JUST... ONE... MORE!!!
FurtherQuill (2 months ago)
TDPK Films Im number 500!!!!!
Bro cel (2 months ago)
amazing actor
Ephraim Landes LXVII (2 months ago)
I love the easter eggs, like the Ace and Jocelyn poster.
rif42 (3 months ago)
It! "If you see it. Just say it!" 2:37
bteddybear (3 months ago)
I really really miss college humor being funny.
Wi1s0ne (3 months ago)
'Thefatman6969'
Joshua Bourassa (3 months ago)
holy shit
Christina Phillips (3 months ago)
oh dear.....
Ghost Rider (3 months ago)
Bitches ANWSER ME
Ghost Rider (3 months ago)
Why isn't he in any of the new ones
Andreas Edwards (4 months ago)
They need to give him a chanel
Samahawk 360 (4 months ago)
It used bing so it's not advanced
Smogfog (4 months ago)
this could actully happen
ExpertMinecraft (4 months ago)
Wow, he is so relaxed through the whole video.
David (4 months ago)
i want this hack XD
SkyPrysm (4 months ago)
Please put download link in the description. XD
Reggie Veggie (5 months ago)
PKE sound effects tho
skywalker007full (5 months ago)
Lesson fot today: Kinect is bad.Destroy your XBOX, and kinect.
Vegeta (5 months ago)
Even when the Xbox act like a terminator, the human still takes it easy.
Joshua Durant (5 months ago)
thatfatman6969 was nice gamertag
Purna Blooper (4 months ago)
Joshua Durant remind me TheFatRat
Dylan (4 months ago)
Joshua Durant thefatman6969
DelusionalNeko (5 months ago)
this is probably how the world will come to an end someone trying to do something stupid
Sektor (5 months ago)
thefatman6969
Zachary Maneja (5 months ago)
If you see it, just say it
Zachary Maneja (5 months ago)
Well it seems like the kinect has killed off the whole human race, more of all organisms. Well I guess that it is it...
Gudni FB (5 months ago)
Thefatman6969
mazombieme (5 months ago)
Good thing the nuke consoles are not connected with the internet
Brendon Tan (2 months ago)
mazombieme Yep. The nuke consoles be like 19 century bs
Elizabeth Rose (5 months ago)
Damn... This thing must be terrifying. It managed to kill one of yhe most evil animals on the the planet : a cat.
WhatThyHex (5 months ago)
Ace en Jocelyn astronaut accountants from outer space!
- - (6 months ago)
Best College Humor video.
ƎЯIOIOIRE (6 months ago)
1:48 It uses bing not so advanced
Seethi Sth (1 day ago)
I'ts evil, that why it uses bing.
Grassy Field (4 months ago)
Kinect = Microsoft, Bing = Microsoft, lol smart one
liamthislol (5 months ago)
Ofc it would, it's Microsoft's.
Sebastian Pires (5 months ago)
Cool vid bro
MrJeChou (6 months ago)
the good old days when college humor was uhhh... funny
Qwem Lhjsi (5 months ago)
Some of their stuff is still pretty good
matthew roblox-and animatons (7 months ago)
Good job makeing this!
Viridian Borage (7 months ago)
The government used windows 10
LJH (5 months ago)
Thats amazing, this was made 5 years before windows 10 was released
Frank Dailey (8 months ago)
Three laws dumbass!
3irikur (5 months ago)
Just... no... they don't work, at least not with our current computers.
DrPhantomCow (8 months ago)
lmao the ace and jocelyn poster
Mev3003 (8 months ago)
I would just turn of my Internet.
pappaOfswe (4 months ago)
It was smart enough to creat it's own power source in less than a min. It would have found a way to get to the internett.
LJH (5 months ago)
It would just hack a Cellphone network and use 4G if it was that smart
Brian (8 months ago)
SkyNet.
Ryan Zarmbinski (8 months ago)
It's always entertaining to hear the fake techno babble in these videos
DonnaPalmer (2 months ago)
there's no techno babble here dude.
Wink ENTERTAINMENT (3 months ago)
Ryan Zarmbinski it's all real words
Sydon (8 months ago)
Clearly this machine is no threat as it uses Bing
Erica Trent (2 months ago)
Vixorous that's nothing
drviper10 (4 months ago)
+Vixorous but that's no big deal
Vixorous (5 months ago)
also it's taken control of the world's nuclear arsenal or whatever.
Elizabeth Rose (5 months ago)
No, it's obviously a threat. It managed to kill a cat, the most dangerous and ruthless animals on the planet.
Reece Nuxoll (8 months ago)
2:38 bottom right "If you see it. Just say it!" top left "thefatman6969" did i see it or did i miss something?
Katzen4u (9 months ago)
I cried out when it pointed that thing at the cat...
Vini Kämpferherz (9 months ago)
If I was there.. it would never survived! no one, NO ONE kill a cat!!!
Frank G (8 months ago)
+Vini Kämpferherz nope.  
Vini Kämpferherz (8 months ago)
+Frank G Sure it apply. You are the one making things up
Frank G (8 months ago)
+Vini Kämpferherz my point is that whatever rules you are using to make yourself invincible does not apply here.
Vini Kämpferherz (8 months ago)
+Frank G What film? I'm talking about the real deal.
Frank G (8 months ago)
+Vini Kämpferherz The rules of those films don't apply here.  
The bestist jake ever In the world (9 months ago)
Pheh, it's harmless! Look, it still uses Bing! Don't worry!
Mo Nguyen (9 months ago)
The Kinect used Bing
SuperTelsaCoil (10 months ago)
I love how the AI used Bing.
PJ Gallello (10 months ago)
It was searching stuff on Bing 😂😂
BubbaJo (10 months ago)
I miss him
cyanmanta (10 months ago)
Wow, back when we thought the Kinect was actually going to be a thing and not just a piece of glitchy, dead-end hardware.
North American mapping (9 months ago)
Yeah cause the PlayStation eye was a huge success
MasteroChieftan (10 months ago)
This is awesome
xVaricode (10 months ago)
So THAT'S how Skynet started.
JonatasMonte (10 months ago)
This video was uploaded during terminator era and in the end it was the start of the fallout era.
Oreboy64 (10 months ago)
Why not grab a hammer and smash it to pieces
Frank G (8 months ago)
The Kinect has better reaction time than you and a laser gun.
Agent New York (11 months ago)
I need to find this hack tutorial
Christian Hicks (11 months ago)
oh no fallout people now must survive in a post-apocalyptic society
Versipellis the rogue Changeling (11 months ago)
man the old kinect looks so childish, I ordered an Xbox one kinect and it's coming in sometime next week, I'll be making an unboxing video of it when it comes
Judy Finley (1 year ago)
i guess kinects arent entirely worthless
North American mapping (9 months ago)
Xbone KINECTS are actully ok
Max Lague (1 year ago)
I want an xbone kinect hack.
Dmac 10 (1 year ago)
Ha the kinect uses bing perfect
AJohnWhoIsGaming (11 months ago)
+Dmac 10 I just subscribed to you for no apparent reason
Patchuchan (1 year ago)
I had the same problem it seems lightening disables it.
potato assassin 24 (1 year ago)
every robotic movie ever
tronclay (1 year ago)
that was fuckin great
Jazzshadow2 (1 year ago)
This video is completely unrealistic. I mean it uses Bing as it's search engine of choice, how intelligent could it really be?
Rob G. (1 year ago)
Wait.. so he got about 250 Xbox 360s and "augmented" them together to make the AI? XD
Rob G. (1 year ago)
Eh. Disregard this, and acquire some desktop PCs.
Kyle Piira (1 year ago)
Couldn't find the tutorial anybody got a link?
Notreallyover9000butstillclose (7 months ago)
I got one! THIS LINK IS MISSING DUE TO KINECT HACKING IT.
Popcornrya (1 year ago)
only thought No! kitty! :P
The Pizza man (1 year ago)
Do you want some pizza?
markg546 (1 year ago)
same xD ,,, but you can't augument the CPU sry
ZScentral (1 year ago)
I actually would want to do this hack.
Comrade Joseph Stalin (1 year ago)
I just did mine, cool.. Thanks!! But it turned hostile in the first hour... and for some reason went to David Bowie and Alan Rickman 's houses, I don't know why....
Joseph Williams (10 months ago)
+OHMHGAMES You arrived to this conversation a little late babes. And I was in slight jest even though it was to soon. And I'd rather not listen to your silly little words so there is no need to reply x
OHMH (10 months ago)
+Joseph Williams don't be a pussy, people die, get over it.
Joseph Williams (11 months ago)
+Comrade Joseph Stalin Way to soon bitch
Comrade Joseph Stalin (1 year ago)
+MrUTGuy It was even sooner when I first posted it... Lol
MrUTGuy (1 year ago)
Too soon lol
TheGamingBean (1 year ago)
"thefatman6969"
DELTA A17 (1 year ago)
Did he just say he... AUGMENTED THE CPU!?!?!?!?!?? dude...
gunmunz (4 months ago)
+DELTA -A17 That's the joke, all I did is combine two famous cases of techno babel (Star trek:TNG and Doctor Who respectively).
Yui Nyan (4 months ago)
+gunmunz Could also pump the flaylons until the general grade is at a minimum.
DELTA A17 (4 months ago)
+gunmunz that doesn't mean anything
gunmunz (4 months ago)
It;s simple really, all you gotta do is use multi-modal reflection sorting to reverse the polarity of the cpu's neutron flow.
Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone (5 months ago)
the kinect was attached to an xbox thus that's where it would've been stored and you can theoritcly augment a cpu but you'd need Some pretty solid skills in both programming and cpu design and circuit design doable yes easy no
Black Lives DO Matter!!! (1 year ago)
I want that poster.
Hamza Deniz (1 year ago)
i like th eace and jocelyn poster in the background
ThatGuy's Channel (1 year ago)
Almost like Skynet! Oh.. wait...
Francisco Carneiro (1 year ago)
didn't the kinect end up killing itself?
Hamiltong Apple (1 year ago)
Wow! This was amazing. I love how calm this man was.
Bruce wyane (1 year ago)
After completing the kinect tutorial, I left for a week. When I came back it had built itself into this giant machine and said its name is the matrix. Then it enslaved humanity and forced us to live in a computer world. That's what Morpheus told me to tell everyone.
IOKO (1 year ago)
Yes Augmenting the cpu will make it ai
lold wtf (1 year ago)
it used bing fake
DJ ToKyO (1 year ago)
OMG they gave me a ad to buy a kinect XD
DivideByZero (5 months ago)
+Ties de Jong "I"*
Ties de Jong (1 year ago)
Yeah... i already corrected him/her
TheTrollingOki (1 year ago)
+Adam Holland (AdzAdz7) *Nein!
DJ ToKyO (1 year ago)
+Ties de Jong lol
FireOccator (1 year ago)
All nuclear plots would be ruined by the fact that nuclear launches require manual input.
FireOccator (1 year ago)
List of cool challenging things to do with kinect: get it to work.
Kendra Marybeth Davenport (1 year ago)
I really like how he doesn't give a shit about the fact the thing just killed his cat.
Marks (1 year ago)
Its not a hack, its shipped with every kinect
Samuel Johnson (1 year ago)
I wanna give a Kinect self awareness...
TheIndieGamesNL (1 year ago)
is Amir on that poster? 0:14
Ethan Toh (1 year ago)
ma name is jiff
Murdoc Niccals (1 year ago)
Irrelevant and has never been funny.
ukkomies100 (1 year ago)
I would think that goverment password would lock after that many tries and cause an fucking alarm or something. There millions of possible passwords in a combination that long. If the computer starts trying these like hundreds of thouseands of times in a second it would probably be noticed.
DivideByZero (5 months ago)
This obviously happened when they had to shut down the entire security network for the government servers several years ago to fix a problem Hillary had with her private email server when she was Secretary of State.
TheTrollingOki (1 year ago)
+Michael G. Wow.
Michael G. (1 year ago)
+TheTrollingOki sadly, no. there are multiple news reports (and a wikipedia article) on how the code actually was 00000000 fpr as much as 20 years, doesnt mean it couldnt be a hoax (also the newspapers arent the ones i would credit in a scientific report, but they most of the time have at least some truth behind it). so yea, 20 years the launch code at every silo was 8 times the zero. sometimes im wondering if the dogs of important people actually do the decisions by peeing on their choice.
TheTrollingOki (1 year ago)
+Michael G. So you're not joking?
Michael G. (1 year ago)
+DashCamAndy they wanted to be able to launch as fast qas possible if necessary, fuck security, rite m8?
Pilot's Central (1 year ago)
and thus Sky net from terminator is born people.
Joseph Wilson (1 year ago)
Who is this guy? He's friggin hilarious...
john silcox (1 year ago)
funny video I liked it
linkeffect82 (1 year ago)
Classic. And now we know where Josh Whedon got his inspiration for Ultron's story arc.
linkeffect82 (11 months ago)
+John Smith The conversation is a bit old, but you are right, my mistake.
John Smith (11 months ago)
+linkeffect82 He corrected you on the name and you still spelled it wrong... For fuck's sake man.
linkeffect82 (1 year ago)
+Dick Grayson  You may very well be right that this won't become a classic in it's own right, but the comment about Josh Whedon getting his idea here was a jest, I apologize that it did not show through. I assumed the silliness of it would be obvious to most but I guessed wrong. Thank you for correcting me on the name.
Dark Arts Dabbler (1 year ago)
+linkeffect82 This idea goes back way further than Age of Ultron. Also, the story arc existed before the film. Also, his name is Joss. Also, while certainly humorous this video is not recognized as a classic and you are mistaken in calling it a classic.
linkeffect82 (1 year ago)
+Natalie Davenport Teeger Well not all of the world's nuclear stockpiles, but he did try to get the united state's nukes but he was blocked by Jarvis who was changing the nuclear codes at an insane speed.
Trustworthy McLegitimate (1 year ago)
Yeah, but did it make the Kinect's motion detection ACTUALLY fcking work?