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Dating a College Girl Isn't as Sexy as It Seems | Hot Date

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Caviar? Salsa? Who cares--let's just get in a car and DRIVE. New episodes Wednesdays at 11/10c on Pop. Hot Date - Brian Murphy and Emily Axford attempt a lovely night out for a romantic meal, but sadly blow their chances by bringing themselves. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com
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Kæla Brown (12 hours ago)
y’all with your age-gap grandparents and parents, getting butt-hurt in the comments, I’m recently-tuned 21 year old, talking to a 31 year old and I found this hilarious. No it’s not applicable to every situation, but based on my experiences with the women and men my age, it’s not really far off. Dudes trying to be my boyfriend after knowing me for 1 day, serious” 3 week relationships, impulsive, irresponsible, child-like reasoning. Jesus, I had a 21 y/o friend think that because she and a guy she met at a club both ordered nachos that they were meant for each other. If that wasn’t enough, she had gotten out a “intense” month long relationship with a young man she swore was “the one”, just a day earlier. I had another friend 20 think proclaim she can live with HIV for her boyfriend because they’re “in love”. Everyone eats pizza and soda, but no one wants grilled foods and vegetables when we eat out. Everyone wants hard booze, but no one wants a glass of wine. Yes, this is accurate.
Kæla Brown (12 hours ago)
“I was recently divorced after 10 years” “I recently broke up with my boyfriend after 3 weeks, so we’re basically the same” I died
kiran renduchintala (18 hours ago)
Beluga caviar?? Isn't it a mammal? 😂
angedejeudi (1 day ago)
Oh god, this is my entire class, pretty much, except I'm like the 38 year old. No wonder I feel like I don't get my peers 🙃
angedejeudi (1 day ago)
Also, they forgot the constant Snapchats and memes.
Kongo Bongo (1 day ago)
Wow that college girl looks like shes 30. Lol jk ur great
Anceli Peguero (1 day ago)
LOL!! Only SOME are like that, the majority look fancy and are well dressed and with an urge to date an older dude to have their bills paid 🙄
David Medina (1 day ago)
I knew that’s how it was going to end! Pretty funny!
Joe Duke (1 day ago)
This has happened to me, ...too many times!
MsBabbi (1 day ago)
There are 21 year olds who would actually appreciate dinner at a fancy restaurant and not be this ignorant. I get that it’s a joke, but most 21 year olds dating older men are also more mature than other 21 year olds too
Leonard Greenpaw (1 day ago)
come to think of it, there are adults that still act like that too.
Currupt Angel (1 day ago)
1997 that same age as my little sister who just finished collage. ... I think I'm gonna call her, make sure everything's okay
Amy Xu (2 days ago)
I'm born in 1997.
Call_Of_Arrow (2 days ago)
wow most girls in my age range are like this, basic thots
Jeremy Kirkpatrick (2 days ago)
You can't try to convince me something isn't sexy if you cast Emily as the "not sexy" thing.
Sully Saints (2 days ago)
Born 1998 never met anyone like that. Maybe I just didn’t go to a big university. I mean I do feel an age gap with some of my coworkers who are in their late 30s but it’s in no way like the video. it’s not relatable... college humor, your demographic has really changed huh
Charles Owens (2 days ago)
So I act like a 38 year old. Damn I need to get out more. ......ugh I don't even drink
Vaibhav Jain (3 days ago)
College Humor got funny again!
Wild4lon (3 days ago)
College kids aren't like that I swear she sounds like she's 12
antara gupta roy (4 days ago)
How is she 21 at 1997? I'm 21 and I was born in 1996. Get your age right ffs
Katherine Rochester (4 days ago)
I was like “there are no 21 year olds born in 1997”. Then J realized that he was just saying it to not go to jail. 😂
linux750 (4 days ago)
It's not the age gap, it's the fact that the dude was dating a goofy moron. He should have dated a sophisticated 21 year old. Then it would have worked out.
OneHandedNed Ned (5 days ago)
This is not realize
Irene Lawson (5 days ago)
Looking to get laid tonight? link on my profile
Manny Dorsey (6 days ago)
This video was released in 2017 but it would be impossible for anyone born in 1997 to be 21 until 2018.
vishakha ! (6 days ago)
"yes absolutely"😂😂😂
Aurora Behymer-Smith (6 days ago)
She ain't the 1 bro
I like Music (7 days ago)
As a college girl, I can 100% approve
Rhythm Culture & Opinions (7 days ago)
This was like a date with a chick named Mitchy Behn back in the day. lol 😂
beautifulweeb (7 days ago)
I think she quoted my mom there for a second because my mom was 38 and had me in 1997. (I'm only 20 doe)
Z Colin. (7 days ago)
I went on a date yesterday and tell me why this is exactly what happened Lmaooo
Frieda Lang (7 days ago)
Increasingly slight senator supposed last defeat doll habit simple.
Jin's toes TM (7 days ago)
Funny..
Butter Chicken Pizza (8 days ago)
Him: I'm really feeling the age gap here Her: Wanna hook up Him: Absolutely lmfao
Michael Dodd (8 days ago)
The gap isn't the issue. It's collegiate academia failing to produce functioning humans.
Janete Gentil Gentil (8 days ago)
Os novos tres patetas
Janete Gentil Gentil (8 days ago)
Esta comedia e muito divertida quanto a antiga incluse os tres participantes teem ate a semelhanca dos antigos tres patetas ,quero assistir 0
cixlo (8 days ago)
All differences are settled through fucking. Donald trumps need to take one for the team with north korea.
Approachable Lion (9 days ago)
This entire comment section is just absolute garbage, from the circlejerk of people looking down on people younger than them and being sexist towards women to the hundreds of people pointing out the subtraction mistake over and over and basically beating a dead horse.
Matt Michael (9 days ago)
Lol 21? More like a try hard “edgy” 16 or 17 year old
FallnAngel07 (9 days ago)
This salsa is muy Baño. I think you mean bueno. 😂😂😂
vickie g (9 days ago)
Murph is actually a good actor!
RainBoTies (10 days ago)
Nothing says "College Humor" like a skit revolving around being too old for college girls.
SalveMonesvol (10 days ago)
Only in the USA.
Gmav Cv (10 days ago)
This would be weird
frenly Neybur (11 days ago)
I was born in 1997
Kaiti Kemp (11 days ago)
This is me :(
FJforeverSOL (11 days ago)
Not nearly enough social justice in this too be real, but it was very refreshing.
FrOsTyBeArKiD (11 days ago)
Lmao funny part is I know some pretty mature 21 year olds. Few and far in between but yah 😂
Jack Faire (11 days ago)
That is insane Salsa is good while caviar is overpriced crap
Sophie Giles (11 days ago)
Her glasses were annoying me more than they should. Just PUSH THEM UP!!
Addcond5 MC (12 days ago)
Yeah it's either this or an insane SJW so.... good luck.
I. Wyrd (12 days ago)
"I've never been there, but they don't." So true.
too small for the mall (12 days ago)
lol the guy looks like The Cinema Snob
HellspawnStudio (12 days ago)
'97... that's when I was born. tbf I also feel the way Murph does, but with people who aren't working.
sujammalover 16 (12 days ago)
now i want to date a college girl more XD
Nichole Patterson (13 days ago)
This was made in 2017. She was born in 1997. So, that's 20 unless she had a early birthday?
stacy price (13 days ago)
Looking to get laid tonight? link on my profile
Dexter (13 days ago)
but a 19 year old fucking a senior is pedophilia
Gloria Pappalardo (14 days ago)
This is too GOOD
Artu Detwo (14 days ago)
The beard on Murph 👏 forgive me for saying this but Emily is hot and very convincing as a 21 year old college student.
SuperJoshdave (14 days ago)
They should have found an attractive girl
Carissa Genova (14 days ago)
Her name👌🏻
John Hughes (15 days ago)
Waitresses hate you, pretend not to if you look like a good tipper, they can tell. His date rated between and imbecile and a moron. If she had no lady bits she would be eating leftovers off a deserted table right before the wait staff ran her off.
Siris Mcgee (15 days ago)
who dsnt know what i wine is? Who is that stupid
Quibble S (15 days ago)
Can confirm we're exactly like this.
Malcolm Spears (15 days ago)
first mistake: he's 38 and she's 21.rule is half your age plus 7. He shouldn't be dating anyone still in college unless they're working on a PhD or something,
Tianna Perry (15 days ago)
That one time I tried to be a cougar... Jesus.
Jin Yong Choung (7 hours ago)
Why aren't you telling us ?
Ainna Dean (3 days ago)
Do tell
Onderkoffer (5 days ago)
Don't leave us hanging!
PokéXYZ ! (7 days ago)
Okay now you need to tell us.
6eg2msauma (10 days ago)
Tianna Perry yjfnd
Kelly B (15 days ago)
I feel so attacked
Baba Milunka (15 days ago)
I'm 20 and this is totally bullshit.
Imma Sink (15 days ago)
That girl ain’t 21 if she was born 1997!
Lu (15 days ago)
She could be.
Classically Christina (16 days ago)
“All I have is intro to psych and I’m failing anyway...” I’ve never related to something so much
Ferraricraft gaming (16 days ago)
She was only 20
ActionBoy (16 days ago)
I'm 21 and I was born in 1997 , I felt a weird feeling while watching this !
Daniel Evans (16 days ago)
I WAS BORN IN 97 TOOO!!!
Basemastuh_J (16 days ago)
Shout out to my 97's
NotFunny ButFunny (16 days ago)
caviar isn't basically salsa?
Cargo Shorts For President (16 days ago)
I love all the 21 year olds on here saying they are so mature haha they have no idea dude no idea
MRtyoppaman (16 days ago)
But the sex would be amazing tho
Nylle Graham (16 days ago)
white college girls***
Talsong Kingslayer (16 days ago)
Haha!! I was nothing like that when I was 21. I was extremely mature all of my life. Sure, you know think that to be boring but it really wasn't. I had more refined taste in things.
violeta6846 (17 days ago)
Oh honey she doesn't want a date XD
Clayton Griffith (17 days ago)
I'm still in high school but I'm way more mature than her.
Keylanos Lokj (17 days ago)
hahaha lol. omg. very true. what would a 38 year old want from a 20 year old anyway. other than her body.
LordFuckington (17 days ago)
Young people are stupid and old people are ugly. There's no winning why even date?
Kam J (17 days ago)
Wtf
Simon (17 days ago)
Great. Now do one about all of the needy self-esteem issues that come with dating a much younger girl. That's a doozy, speaking from experience.
Daniel Rainey (17 days ago)
The people who were born in 1997 and also are 21 are the few people born between new years day and today...
pixel girl (17 days ago)
Two incredibly tedious people dating? Seems a perfect match to me.
Fatimus (18 days ago)
I'm 28 and I would shoot myself in the fucking face if I ever became that much of a pretentious shitlord.
Adam Sharkey (18 days ago)
"That's how old my grandma was when my mom had me in 1997" If she's 21 then this video takes place in 2018. You made a video that takes place slightly in the future.
TechnologyGeek (18 days ago)
Born in 1997? She would be only 20 years old when this video was released. Haha
HaHaHayden (18 days ago)
omg is that quensidilla hehe
Sketchazoid (18 days ago)
The older I get the dumber people younger than me seem. This video simply parodies this.
Trilbo (18 days ago)
They wouldn’t act this way this is shit
N. Wednesday Quansah (18 days ago)
"Let's just get in a car and drive" Bwahahahaha! Literally, every teenager (and college kids are basically teenagers) ever has said this! I remember saying this! God, I was such a douche! Well, I'm still a douche, but at least I know it now.
SilentBigsteve (18 days ago)
"MUY BANO" 😂😂😂XDDDDDD
SilentBigsteve (18 days ago)
Kys
Sam Sobczyk (18 days ago)
kinda funny that everyone born in 97 only turned 20 in 2017
See What I Did There? (18 days ago)
Not if you were born in 1974 it isn't. We already did that whole "can you believe" age thing with kids born in the 80's.
See You Space Cowgirl Someday Somewhere (18 days ago)
I know this is making fun of millennials, but I'm strangely feeling what she's saying. Aside from the 38 being old thing.
Taylor Ford (18 days ago)
I was born in 1997 XD This made me feel young when usually stuff just makes me feel old.
glearful (19 days ago)
why dont you have a seat over there?
Symair Young (19 days ago)
Is that SSSniperWolf?!?!?