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Noises Dads Make | CH Shorts

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Obviously Anonymous (21 hours ago)
Is this the next season of Dragonball?
wouter wielhouwer (2 days ago)
TIL i'm a dad. I'm 20, just really stiff.
oscar75722 (3 days ago)
the is a long family guy outtake
Eugge The creepy (8 days ago)
They’re just pregnant
Michael Bush (9 days ago)
I cannot express how much this is me. So. Much. Me.
EnclaveTesla (14 days ago)
Watch this video with your eyes closed
Aliens Attack ! (15 days ago)
my dad has that “life is good” shirt im screaming
Not Active (18 days ago)
My Dad dresses like this... but the sounds are more comparable to my grandpa
leeleeleelee leeleeleelee (19 days ago)
These dads seem like their in serious pain. Like why do you need to grunt passionately when opening a can of beer😂
EllyRAGER (20 days ago)
My dads 43 and he makes none of these noices
chris roman (22 days ago)
All I can say is I'm a dad and the only time that kind of noise releases out of my body is when I'm on the shitter
YesImRachel (23 days ago)
Reminds me of The Sims for some reason...
Straef (23 days ago)
That seemed way too familiar...
SomethingExtremely Offensive (26 days ago)
Especially when they're alone with mommy.
Im2Ez4You YT (29 days ago)
My da makes every one of those sounds lol
Dante Duncan (1 month ago)
ASMR
Aaron Hill (1 month ago)
Letterkenny did a much funnier version of this joke.
No one knows me (1 month ago)
I think you forgot the over dramatic crazy big sneeze
Celebi Salad (1 month ago)
I swear we all grew up in the same house
Pridality (1 month ago)
I make these noises at 14. Hahahahahaha Hahaha... .... I have juvenile arthritis
Jaime Ruvira (1 month ago)
Are they all sunburned
HomieRobotGURL (1 month ago)
This is why people are scared of growing up
Rachel W (1 month ago)
why is this so accurate
Kikiri Kitsune (1 month ago)
Can I have that shirt please??
Noah Joseph (1 month ago)
Man collagehumor gets less funny each video
James Rodenberger (1 month ago)
As someone who makes these noises. It hits close to home.
Matt Tomlinson (1 month ago)
I’m 26 and make these noises...
poke emppu (1 month ago)
My grandpa makes this noises
Malcolm McGrath (1 month ago)
smart ars punks
WrathfulBeatz (1 month ago)
I love how they can't do it without laughing xddd
Cat Gaming (1 month ago)
tese noub
Erljon eugenio (1 month ago)
Dead
EvilynsSweet777 (1 month ago)
According to this video... I'm a dad ;___;
f jano (1 month ago)
That Casio...
The Holytacoman (1 month ago)
Thats why you become a Canadian dad and go to the hospital for free
Rory Lumley (1 month ago)
My dad also makes noises like this
passion fruit (1 month ago)
You have no idea how much this annoyed me. Loved it tho lol
Costeno Salao (1 month ago)
Should be called "Variations of the One Noise Dads Make."
Dave Pretty (1 month ago)
It's like watching a documentary of my Sunday afternoons.
Johnathan Crumm (1 month ago)
I make these noises... When I’m pushing for gains in the gym.
Steven Frost (1 month ago)
It felt like hour
Sophia Castellanos (1 month ago)
Asmr at its finest
Marcus Ly (1 month ago)
So all dads are 80+?
Josh Truman (2 months ago)
I literally can't wait for this lifestyle, minus the gut
Devorah Lipschitz (2 months ago)
I think this is the funniest video I've seen on the internet. Oh my god. Excellent job Katie, bravo👏
LttlPete (2 months ago)
breathing is hard
Ace Rockman (2 months ago)
Yeah but British dads don’t make any of these sounds
Kale Krenn (2 months ago)
More like Golf Dads
Dylan Bryant (2 months ago)
I am only 12, but I make these noises
Hammy 175 (2 months ago)
What kind of messed up dads did the CH crew have?
UnderGamer (2 months ago)
planet earth 2 looks great
kdt (2 months ago)
how did you think this one sort of funny joke could be stretched over four minutes
Alex Mac (2 months ago)
This is giving me anxiety😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
Cheddar Cheese (2 months ago)
they are dads not grandpas
Emily Bennett (2 months ago)
Not even 20 y/o yet.. but i def have issues getting up, sitting down, crouching, and I probably make some of these sounds lol. I also have back and knee probs tho.
MLG Dogster (2 months ago)
These are bear noises XD
Gabriel F. Céspedes (2 months ago)
Seems like five thousand dads had to check the grill cause they were all salty.
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me (2 months ago)
Lol so many triggered people. It's comedy, obviously they exaggerating this.. Y'all don't complain when they use hyperbole in their other videos
Robert Cook (2 months ago)
Anime?
Bail3yboikîłłmëpłż 06 (2 months ago)
I kinda don’t want to grow old now
adap.t (2 months ago)
boyohboyohboyohboy
Fido Lost (2 months ago)
OMG. I'm dying. LOL
邵荣岩 (2 months ago)
sound like the actor would be tired😂😂😂
Myseys (2 months ago)
Who thought this was a good idea?
caixa de prego (2 months ago)
these have been the most awkward minutes of my life
Nin10 (2 months ago)
Crackin a cold one with da bois
Sunnie Yan (2 months ago)
I CANT STOP LAUGHING TO THIS VIDEO
Ricardo Puig (2 months ago)
Wtf College Humor did your dads conceived you at age 65?
Quack ER (2 months ago)
Needed a couple loud gagging like coughs
McSoi (2 months ago)
I'm a dad and I used to make these noises ironically... now I just make them all the time...
Artem Safarov (2 months ago)
4 minutes of uninterrupted beer-drinking? These people are no dads :)
Unicorn Ims (2 months ago)
that was SO annoying!
Noel Baldwin (2 months ago)
Damn this channel really fell off smh
Chrystle Khen (2 months ago)
Where’s the Asian one that always says: aaaaaayyyyyyyyooooooooooooo
John Howard (2 months ago)
this would be the worst ASMR video
Cocklaphobia (2 months ago)
This sounds like link in his 40’s.
Hello (2 months ago)
Anybody else have a weird urge to drink your phone like a beer can while watching this without thinking?
MadameMango (2 months ago)
My dad clears his throat a lot
Merc (2 months ago)
Why is this so true
Wes Is a Mess (2 months ago)
16 year old kid,, ehlers danlos got me doing this all the time every day. im not ready to be a father
Thrifty032781 (2 months ago)
Lame sketch. Good punchline.
_Scribb_ (2 months ago)
All of these dads are Link's odd-ball uncles because all the sounds they made are link sounds
Yassin Benjadi (2 months ago)
This is fucking funny hahaha
TheReaverOfDarkness (2 months ago)
Dokter? What's that?
JACKSON BRUSTER (2 months ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING
Shea Flynn (2 months ago)
OMG the third guy wears the same shirt as my dad
MUDIT PUROHIT (2 months ago)
where are the farts??
joji (2 months ago)
I'm 20 and I make these sounds..
DewsJaz (2 months ago)
I didn't know our dads descended from dinosaurs.
DragonCats (2 months ago)
should have named this video "Just a Bunch of Pointless Dad Noises with Slight Dialog to keep the Kiddies Somewhat Entertained so they may sit Through the Whole Video"
da bird (2 months ago)
WHY IS THIS TRUE!
AppeasingPoet (2 months ago)
This is so unbelievably cringy.
Kewlausgirl (2 months ago)
I relate to everything except the 'murica coz I'm Aussie. Our dads say things like "ahh yeah, you beauty." Or "that's the stuff!" When having a good beer.
Kewlausgirl (2 months ago)
I love how they all had the Dad shirts. The checked shirt, the polo and the really awful printed messages (although my dad doesn't wear the last one). XD
Buborka (2 months ago)
This is bad compared to the other ones
TTBOn00bKiLleR (2 months ago)
this is brilliant
ChemicalAsh (2 months ago)
raph just feels like a great dad, the laugh and look just seem comforting
meachy (2 months ago)
Dad noises and not a single I'll timed fart. You have failed.
Daniel Sadjadi (2 months ago)
I make these noises and I'm a 4 year old girl.
El Othemany (2 months ago)
Family guy beat you to this one