When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.
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Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Yaniv Elani
No kids. Never even had a girlfriend.
Yes, I make similar sounds during similar actions.
Shay G (4 months ago)
THIS IS SO MY DAD
OrangeKyle91 (4 months ago)
This sketch is so dumb. Why do I love it? XD
Tapirs are under-appreciated (4 months ago)
My dad is the "salmon polo with khaki shorts" dad.
Also, nice grill! Is that a Kettle or a Mastertouch? It's definitely a Weber brand grill, but I'm still not great at recognizing models.
Oh no... *I am becoming the dad!*
Trevan Minnig (4 months ago)
I’m 18 and make these noises WTF
Geoff F. (4 months ago)
What do you call a group of hernias? XD
Dirty Hound Dog (4 months ago)
These guys aren't 90 goddam
joshua (4 months ago)
I don't have a dad so this was educational for me
Emily Nguyen (4 months ago)
I’m 24 and I make these noises.
π There (4 months ago)
I hated every second of this 😂
Ben Poletti (4 months ago)
They sound like ninjas
Mister No (4 months ago)
In the subtitles it says "pitiful grunting" xD
Gerald Sturgill (4 months ago)
John Milhiser with a gut making dad noises was pretty hot tbh.
Lorenzo Aten (4 months ago)
I haven't laughed this hard in a loooooong time
The Shinobi gamer (4 months ago)
It’s funny that both me and my dad make those noises and I am a teenager
Randoman35 (5 months ago)
You forgot all the snorts and mouth sounds they make.
Memes is my middle name (5 months ago)
No these are constipation noises...
Ruth Noel (5 months ago)
Keep it up :)
awesome1ru (5 months ago)
Grace Petrova (5 months ago)
Noah Pittman (5 months ago)
How old is your fucking dad😂
Niklas De Nero (5 months ago)
This sounds like a dbz episode
Gaming with Astro (5 months ago)
More like noises grandpas make lol
shershmoc1 (5 months ago)
Are they drinking natty lite?
Lucas Howard-smith (5 months ago)
ASMR at its finest
Kooky Carter (6 months ago)
When he is flipping burgers it is legend of Zelda noises XD
Edward Liu (6 months ago)
Lol they make those sounds cause us overweight Americans are gonna have bad knees
Philippe (6 months ago)
God damn I laughed so much!!!
Shyamachar M (6 months ago)
Not if your dad's Sylvester Stallone...
Aaisha Afzal (6 months ago)
Those are some big stomachs
Poe Soul (6 months ago)
They all look and sound like pregnant women
Obviously Anonymous (6 months ago)
Is this the next season of Dragonball?
wouter wielhouwer (6 months ago)
TIL i'm a dad. I'm 20, just really stiff.
oscar75722 (6 months ago)
the is a long family guy outtake
Eugge e (6 months ago)
They’re just pregnant
Michael Bush (6 months ago)
I cannot express how much this is me. So. Much. Me.
EnclaveTesla (6 months ago)
Watch this video with your eyes closed
Debbie Credit (6 months ago)
my dad has that “life is good” shirt im screaming
Hartland Studios (6 months ago)
My Dad dresses like this... but the sounds are more comparable to my grandpa
leeleeleelee leeleeleelee (6 months ago)
These dads seem like their in serious pain. Like why do you need to grunt passionately when opening a can of beer😂
EllyRAGER (6 months ago)
My dads 43 and he makes none of these noices
chris roman (6 months ago)
All I can say is I'm a dad and the only time that kind of noise releases out of my body is when I'm on the shitter
YesImRachel (6 months ago)
Reminds me of The Sims for some reason...
Straef (6 months ago)
That seemed way too familiar...
Knisha Hodge (6 months ago)
Especially when they're alone with mommy.
Bloons_God - Joshy (7 months ago)
My da makes every one of those sounds lol
Dante Duncan (7 months ago)
Aaron Hill (7 months ago)
Letterkenny did a much funnier version of this joke.
No one knows me (7 months ago)
I think you forgot the over dramatic crazy big sneeze
SunnyyBee (7 months ago)
I swear we all grew up in the same house
Pridality (7 months ago)
I make these noises at 14.
I have juvenile arthritis
Jaime Ruvira (7 months ago)
Are they all sunburned
HomieRobotGURL (7 months ago)
This is why people are scared of growing up
Rachel W (7 months ago)
why is this so accurate
Kikiri Kitsune (7 months ago)
Can I have that shirt please??
N J (7 months ago)
Man collagehumor gets less funny each video
James Rodenberger (7 months ago)
As someone who makes these noises. It hits close to home.