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Noises Dads Make

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J. C. (10 minutes ago)
So many dislikes.
Muscle Car Man (2 hours ago)
Steves_Bae007 (4 hours ago)
My mom thought I was watching porn at the back of the car. XD
MBisgarbo (5 hours ago)
I mistook this for asmr
Chaseshepley (10 hours ago)
natty light for the win
mc j (12 hours ago)
This could have been A LOT funnier
Richard Servello (13 hours ago)
I'm a dad....not making these noises...these are more grandparent sounds.
NightSeeker Klemont (14 hours ago)
Nothing on tv that is about dad's wouldn't be complete without beer.
Luke Brunner (15 hours ago)
it hurts to be a man, dont mock us!
Dr. Lance 18 (18 hours ago)
It's like they ran out of ideas
Bidhan Phuyal (20 hours ago)
All of them sound constipated😂
Tarjuman Sarwar (20 hours ago)
They sound like they are taking a dump. Lol xD
Lakeside Rams (21 hours ago)
Male orgasam fest
This Man (1 day ago)
Beeg Wan (1 day ago)
This is called the fatty grunt. Exercise more.
RocketheReptile (1 day ago)
This makes it sound like dads are all weaklings
FMS DramaAlert (1 day ago)
Why does this have 5k dislikes
NoseDive b (1 day ago)
Gravity in that earth must be quite strong for them to be grunting like that.
Sleepy Tea (1 day ago)
My favorite part was: Eeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....
Volcryn Darkstar (1 day ago)
Honestly, I'm disappointed. They just made the same noise over and over again.
Devon Scofield (1 day ago)
Whenever my mom and I talk we always make fun of my dad making these EXACT NOISES oh my god
Maya Simeneta (1 day ago)
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Liv Productions (1 day ago)
but where are the Dad sneezes? My Dad sneezes so loud and over the top it causes bleeding from the ear drums.
Kovu is a unicorn (1 day ago)
This is too good oh my god
Awful Waffle (1 day ago)
It’s funny because it’s true
Hannah currier (1 day ago)
This is true
ulahaha123987 (1 day ago)
Ahmed Rashid (1 day ago)
Can't tell if this is exaggerated or not.
directive me (1 day ago)
uh that about covered them i think also no thank you identity theft
SRAVAN S (1 day ago)
Are they pooping hard ?
SRAVAN S (1 day ago)
farts !
SRAVAN S (1 day ago)
lol !
Iltihaj Hum za II (1 day ago)
Disliked by 5000 noisy dads!
Iltihaj Hum za II (1 day ago)
Disliked by 5000 noisy dads!
Zamkhir Islamie (1 day ago)
R3ggi3 Cobraaa (1 day ago)
Most stereotypical video I've ever seen 😂
ItsIxel (1 day ago)
My dad never really sits, he just lays down. He has had 9 surgeries on one knee and 3 on the other. :I
luis villasenor (1 day ago)
You know my problem with this sketch is that it just drags on for too long
Viktor Iankov (2 days ago)
It's a revy original clip and an irony emoji would be very appropriate right here
Dodgster (2 days ago)
Just watching this hurt my back
Bippy Bo (2 days ago)
ali em (2 days ago)
To be honest All of us in some point does this ((well few))
death by paradox (2 days ago)
You guys have a bright future in asmr
Jase Malvis (2 days ago)
Noises that pregnant dads make
Snowball042 (2 days ago)
Arrrrghhhh........I hate you guys. Urghh!
NunchuckDuck (2 days ago)
This is so accurate.
Skorthious (2 days ago)
Polio making a resurgence
Al Whom (2 days ago)
the life is good shirt had me dead. Im ghost now
Josh Magpoc (2 days ago)
My mom fucking thought I was watching porn
Wiley (2 days ago)
I didn't know how much I needed this
Felix Gunstone (2 days ago)
Nope. These are just the noises of someone dissapointed with their life
Anderhils (2 days ago)
can relate
Monkeyman3000 (2 days ago)
Raphael is too good for collegehumor
Mikster 108 (2 days ago)
This is a rip off of a family guy joke. Still love college humour and their approach
OUMAROU DJIKA soacam (2 days ago)
that's the kinda noise someone with hemorrhoids do while taking a huge dump 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Ishi Momo (2 days ago)
This is so funny to listen to! :D
Rado Iliew (2 days ago)
Ahh here we see a fine example of the lifetime pregnancy also called fatherhood
Jason P (2 days ago)
I laughed way too hard at this!
lertnova (2 days ago)
This had the potential to be funny.
18k Subs (2 days ago)
This was posted a day before my dads birthday.
Steamwings .65 (2 days ago)
these men seem to be suffering form like...a total lack of cartilage and maybe..several hernias...everywhere
Subscribe to Graham the Christian (2 days ago)
This made me very uncomfortable
Mikolaj Popik (2 days ago)
For the noises it sounds like they are doing voice overs
sltho (2 days ago)
This is so funnyy hahahaa
Will (2 days ago)
Black dude did the best ones...ooOHGODOHGODOHGOD
Juan Carlos (2 days ago)
heck, im 26 and i make these noises.
Honour Prevails (2 days ago)
Someone, somewhere, probably got turned on.
Anoop Vargheese (2 days ago)
So dads are all robots?
Ethan Fair (2 days ago)
This was really stupid
sparsh korde (2 days ago)
Yup their overdoing it
Nuclear Cashew (2 days ago)
mono Stein (2 days ago)
I laughed way too hard at this
monikagiruzyte (2 days ago)
Stop exposing my papa
AgentSteffi (2 days ago)
i didn't saw a illuminati sign somewhere. did somebody find it?
Cherry Pie (2 days ago)
Stormorbiter (2 days ago)
This is a Katie sketch. Now it makes sense 😆
P0D 123 (2 days ago)
I might be a dad...
Myles Kerman (2 days ago)
My mum came in cause she thought I was watching porn
labibbidabibbadum (2 days ago)
I'm a dad and I don't make these noises. Much.
Aidan Murray (2 days ago)
God this is painful to watch
Queen Swag (2 days ago)
They all sound constipated
Joanto (2 days ago)
5k dads didn't like this video
Ayo Tunde (3 days ago)
Choc705 (3 days ago)
Tf did i just watch??? xD
Maddie Cookson (3 days ago)
Why tho
mannymmv (3 days ago)
About time you fuckers made me LOL, It had been a while.
Aurah The Unciorn (3 days ago)
a sound my dad makes almost 10 times a day: fart
goldenhadesx (3 days ago)
Once I lose my pot belly ,I'll stop making these noise there fore, I won't be a dad right ?
Ethan Pike (3 days ago)
i was just browsing for a "i would relate to this if my dad didnt leave" comment
Darrian Collier (3 days ago)
As a man with three dads this strongly offends me. Reported
Paco McTaco99 (3 days ago)
i was in physical pain during this video
RoadTrip No1Roadie (3 days ago)
Oh My God...just STOP. couldn't stop laughing
Sly Gaming (3 days ago)
Crackin open a cold one with the boys
wenders (3 days ago)
Is it bad that i make these noises and im a 15 year old girl .-.
Popcorn (3 days ago)
This is somehow my favourite college humour video
Madame_Apple (3 days ago)
Is he joining college humor? That would be a slap in the face of buzzfeed
Happy Industries (3 days ago)
I mean, this sketch was alright, but it did begin to drag after a while. It could've have been half of what it was.
Happy Industries (3 days ago)
Have you seen their bellies? It's just the pain of the stretch marks.
Ian Stoneking (3 days ago)
How old are your dads? Jesus Christ.
SymeX Gaming (3 days ago)
Sent this video to my dad... Now I’m grounded XD