The way we can make traffic disappear.
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Well I guess traffic snakes gotta eat too. *SLAMS BRAKES ON HIGHWAY*
Sensei (4 hours ago)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
*to make you late for work*
Ali Aashour (17 hours ago)
Solution: Exterminate all Chickens
Mike's Memes (18 hours ago)
Or build continuous flow highways and roads ( overpasses )and Driver's will not be unemployed.
The issue is stopping the cars in intersection as poorly planned and timed traffic lights cause more problems then they solve.
Josh Stanford (1 day ago)
Just build a roundabout
Morten Bakke (1 day ago)
The problem of the equal distance solution is that if there is a gap, someone will jump in, filling that gap and starting a "traffic snake"
Mohit Sharma (1 day ago)
Why did the chicken crossed the road?
Multi Productions (1 day ago)
Z. LI (2 days ago)
So，the automatic drive can solve the problem
Treemaster16 (2 days ago)
I dont know.... ive seen some crazy shit in vietnam on mopeds... they cand drive in four lanes at once
aditya yadav (2 days ago)
10k monkeys disliked your video.
Justin O'Donnell (2 days ago)
*Blow up all the cars*
Murfconnor (2 days ago)
Elon Musk wants to know your location
Erick Sierra (2 days ago)
I always start going as soon as there is a green light and wonder WTF the other cars are thinking not to do the same thing. Every now and then you get something other than a long line of retards.
Job Gondwe (2 days ago)
"No more monkeys driving cars, but y'all monkeys can eat your bananas."
Melvin Pylypchuk (2 days ago)
And roundabouts what about those?
Dravin Royce (2 days ago)
Will self-driving cars allow for coordination, with communication between cars. Especially in welcoming countries? By welcoming countries I mean countries where signs and lights are communicated to the car, allowing the cars to accelerate the moment the light turns green
Iqmal rifqi fauzy (3 days ago)
Estrotics (3 days ago)
*watching this because your stuck in the middle of no where will low signal*
jnk mal (3 days ago)
We can't switch to self driving cars. I mean, how will of the the douchebags show of their fly whips if they can't do peel outs n stuff? Think about the douchebags!
vomitinyourface (3 days ago)
..tailgaters are the WORST.. the WOOOORST~~!!.. (..and also ppl who don't signal..) >:(
Alan Chiu (3 days ago)
Not possible to control the driver behind. Leave an inch of gap on the highway means dumb dumbs will cut in front of you.
bread (3 days ago)
how about mass transit then you don't need all those stupid individual cars that take up so much space and all those massive roads in the first place
Noodle juice _ (3 days ago)
Just take the train
John Barrella (3 days ago)
You hear that A$$holes?? Just because you feel confident with your driving skills doesnt mean it doesnt affect other drivers on the road
Tom R (4 days ago)
Or conversely you can speed up. Less time on the road = more throughput = less traffic
Lucas Hattab (4 days ago)
This is why ants are so efficient: they coordinate very effectively
Chorís Ónoma (4 days ago)
I neither have car nor know how to drive but still watching it😂😂
D!dd!d!!!dd Ddudhdhdbd (4 days ago)
Top!! Divulgar no Brasil kkkk
RonaLs SND (4 days ago)
Yeah true. Like Indonesia country😂. Low respon and money monkeys driving car😂
Teufel Hund (4 days ago)
Yep, because there is never lag or glitches in computer programs. LMAO. All it would take is a fucked up update (which seems to happen all the time) and you have tons of pile ups because of a bad batch. What if there is a minor delay in the system, and given that it is a computer, it probably doesn't drive as far away as we are supposed to, which means delays or lag would be even more critical. Any kind of power surge or irregularities could be catastrophic. People are always so ready to give up freedom...
Aamir Hafeez Khan (4 days ago)
If India, if you will leave that much space, after a few seconds you will find 3-4 motorcycles in that space.
Anamolian Glaxstar (4 days ago)
Fireworkrock789 (4 days ago)
Just put magnets and have the cars follow them so it would keep the cars all atf the same speed and no problems
Faze Replays (4 days ago)
what did I just watch🤦🏽♀️
ubiquity (4 days ago)
Meh. I can solve any problem simply by removing the human factor, but alas we live in a world centered around what the humans want, not what the machines want.
Assuming we are still within the bounds of reality where mistakes can be made, then what you are essentially doing is shifting the blame from the humans to the machines. Who will be their advocate? Who is to blame when an "autonomous" vehicle takes a human life? Time to throw another technology that half the population does not how it works, at the problem?
Every time you do this, you reduce the circle of experts who can solve any new problems that arise. Continue in this fashion and the singularity is just one more problem away.
Calming Waters Studios (4 days ago)
Finally, a YouTuber suggesting f$$k humans driving, let the computer do it for them. This way we will have less traffic jams and teenage Al-Queda wanna bes.
Matt Nelson (4 days ago)
The best solution to dealing with traffic is to get yourself a quality high-speed internet connection. You can work all you want from home & order virtually everything you'll ever need as well.
Daryoush Zargarbashi (4 days ago)
A portion of people who disliked it didn’t like the FACT that we are animals. Oh yeah keep thinking something you call god created us just as we are now.
Rama Hoetzlein (4 days ago)
Yeah, this is *not* the way to end traffic. Autonomous cars closing gaps just means more cars, faster speeds, worse accidents. Did you not see Fifth Element or Minority Report? Correct answer: Less cars! They have the worst energy and carbon footprint per person-mile.
Phil.T.McNastee (4 days ago)
You fund new train carriages that run on roads...
Fulcrum (4 days ago)
I know a solution don't drive
AGMAST3R (4 days ago)
Traffic Rates drop to 0%
eszefvsdf (4 days ago)
Simple, more guns
Ramanan G (4 days ago)
It will be like this. Already happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQ-RUoNONM&feature=share
Crow Migration (4 days ago)
Hahaha. Traffic is solved by people being good drivers. Better chance of getting struck by lightning on a sunny day.
planeta 21 (4 days ago)
thats not gonna work at EDSA (philippines) 😂
Ron Rexy (5 days ago)
Steven Dx (5 days ago)
Electing politicians that over zone and approve high density housing are the problem. Not all vehicles are the same. Does not work exactly like that.
Socialists are not going to be allowed to mandate self driving cars for good reasons, number 1, you do not trust your life to etch a sketch machines.
Grc.com has recorded almost every computer malfunction to date, and its not slowing down. Chips and hardware riddled with bugs. I could explain other reasons, its not going to happen.
Alessandro Alex (5 days ago)
Dwayne Johnson (5 days ago)
So this definitely should be part of our driving test .
Joao Victor (5 days ago)
Num entendi foi nada
Next Big Thing (5 days ago)
A lot people just suck at driving. And now In days when people crash they fight each other before explaining your reason.
Alex Stan (5 days ago)
what could go wrong?)
Renzo Diaz (5 days ago)
Okay... This is the most stressing video i've ever seen
Splag Yetsi (5 days ago)
Humans are morons but at least you tried. It will take auto-driving to fix traffic problems
2Pro4u2 (5 days ago)
No more monkeys no more humans no more traffic
Tim Weidow (5 days ago)
If we eliminate Maryland drivers I think that’s a start
Noah Russell (5 days ago)
Just take a train, influencing more resources for Mass transit XD ez
Aashish Bhatta (5 days ago)
People from our country follow traffic rule so seriously. They check both direction while crossing a one way road.😂
imdbist (5 days ago)
In Thailand the driver of the first car has often fallen asleep by the time light is green. By the time he/she has woken only one or two cars manage to cross.
Johnathon Hubbard (5 days ago)
I've been saying the thing about cars moving all at once when the light turns green for a while now. finally someone else gets it.
kan xue (5 days ago)
Norman Bates (5 days ago)
0:22 checking out a black cock
Shiinon Dogewalker (5 days ago)
My was is to drive at 3am
AcidXenon (5 days ago)
The accelerating together thing is good, but like you explained on the highway part you need space for reaction times if someone breaks. Otherwise everyone goes in back of each other as they are up each other's arses.
BagasLZ (5 days ago)
Guys share this... I hate snake traffic
maurizio will (5 days ago)
I think I'm offended but this bc they called me a monkey and the black face character was eating a banana...time to call in the Democrats!!
TegaPlays (5 days ago)
This would never fucking work, some cars accelerate faster there would be alot of crashes
Spaceman X (5 days ago)
2jz all day everyday. Fuck auto pilot
Sychodellic (5 days ago)
This is why European roundabouts are superior
Devin Shillington (5 days ago)
Easy solution : nobody over fucking 70 can drive.
Ariel Tavori (5 days ago)
Banning human drivers will be spoken of retroactively in the same breath as is the industrial revolution, and the invention of penicillin, as far as its global and historical effect on the reduction of preventable death and suffering.
Also one of the single biggest moves we will ever make to reduce our environmental impact and the overall efficiency/cost of operating our society.
I Laser (5 days ago)
Problem is, if you leave a gap there's always some self important person that's going slip into that gap and hit their brakes!
Afaque Khan (5 days ago)
Your roads your rules still dnt make me reach on time for ur work. Fuck you
Afaque Khan (5 days ago)
Fuck you.. Fuck you you are jew
Jesse Osborne (5 days ago)
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Intersection
Prfz (5 days ago)
Hmmmmmmm lend me a self driving car
Janvier Sechan (5 days ago)
Dear bosses, let us work at home. So us, the monkeys, wont cause traffic on the highways
invs ink (5 days ago)
thepokkanome (5 days ago)
The self driving car intersection at the end is an over exaggeration. Cars will still have to slow down and be cautious through an intersection because signal processing is not flawless. You can't be 100% certain that all of the cars can communicate and coordinate without line of sight
Uglygodbitxh (5 days ago)
instructions not clear the snake did not appear when i braked
Kevin (5 days ago)
Is eated a word
Amanda Lukasavige (5 days ago)
I’ve been to Vietnam, and they don’t have traffic lights. Thought they also have no self driving cars, and more than half of the people have motorcycles, everything flows perfectly! The traffic their is still astronomical, but seeing the large intersections with no traffic lights, it is fun to see how well everything just flows!
David Khakshooy (5 days ago)
Well made video!
The Crafty Tech (5 days ago)
This should be common sense. People piss me off.
D0ntL00k4tM3L1k3Th4t (5 days ago)
Damn son that's a good Solution,but why Is this in my recomendation list,i don't have a car
Matthew Van Helden (5 days ago)
This has been my argument for self driving cars for a while. Would you rather drive, or actually get where you're going? I don't care about it being fun for you, it takes me upwards of 4 hours to travel 60 miles. Fuck off.
daniel s (5 days ago)
But what about heavy vehicles? They don’t accelerate the same so there goes your solution.
incog_nico (5 days ago)
This should be mandatory viewing when you get your license.
pike group (5 days ago)
Thank you, I’ll try that in few as I go to work
bajiwolf (5 days ago)
Is the answer to use the motorcycle?
Abz Cabz (5 days ago)
New driver should be ban from driving in rush hour, and possibly woman too lol problem solved
NickWarnerMedia (5 days ago)
Self driving cars are the answer. All you autonomous, non believers need to rethink your life.
Hakim wage (5 days ago)
Kokas begini nih wkwkwk
Daniel Arellano (5 days ago)
This wouldn't happen if we were allowed to RAM this dumb ass drivers off the road.
G B (5 days ago)
Because robot cars will always run over chickens.
Doc Lenkaz (5 days ago)
I strongly concur, “no more monkeys driving cars” they hastily switch over to the passing lane just to match traveling speed of the car on the right lane that’s going 15 miles below the speed limit as if they’re intentionally and spitefully seeking to cause an unnecessary blockage. Smh
PC Duck (5 days ago)
*cities skyline flashbacks*
Craig’s Cuts (6 days ago)
Aka we need more roundabouts instead of intersections with stop signs and lights. Myth busters already proved this.