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how the USPS delivers your packages

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Gus Johnson (7 months ago)
if you or a loved one has been affected by the US Postal Service, please follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets to get better
(^w^) / (19 days ago)
@a.c. guerra k man, let me just throw the box with your phone in it or the one with the vase in it and see how well that goes. also nice one on upvoting yourself, classy
The K (20 days ago)
@a.c. guerra yup and of course there's the smaller independent shippers and contractors before it gets to the post office that come to the larger warehouses.
a.c. guerra (20 days ago)
@The K that is true. We get fed ex and ups trucks that drop off packages to post office. As well as regular postal truck that has amazon. So in total 2-3 different companies dropping packages off at post office.
a.c. guerra (20 days ago)
@(^w^) / we did an egg drop in industrial technology in highschool. Your job. To properly package an egg and drop it from 3 different levels without breaking the egg. First level. Head level. Second level. Ceiling level. 3rd level. 2nd story level. I dropped my box with an egg from 2nd story of the school. And it did not break. So your telling me shuffling packages around inside the truck will damage. Maybe it needs packaged better.
The K (20 days ago)
@a.c. guerra I'm in Canada so we don't deal with USPS but I know that it is pretty common for a package to go through multiple shipping companies before being delivered.
ScorpionsFatality (4 days ago)
Well you arent wrong They have placed my packages in the snow before.
Celes Tatiune (4 days ago)
You ever been chewed out by some manager who clearly didn't give a shit but was tasked to tell you that you delayed some VP of Bullshit Operations's nephew's Christmas present by a couple days because you hit 67208 instead of 37208 during your 8 hour shift making 12 bucks an hour? And that's one of the better USPS jobs. Currently in my area they're only hiring cashiers. And a USPS job is a fuckin treasures you should hold onto because unions are being fuckin extinguished. Fuck I wish i had my old non union-protected but union-negotiatied salary job instead of the insane unprofessional shitshow of a garden janitor I got now.
JugularTV (5 days ago)
Jim Carrey did this better, sorry Gub!!
Jaro's R/C Crawling and Racing (5 days ago)
its not usps it ups lol, and amazon delivery
spooky williams (6 days ago)
Just ordered a package but came and it was so beat up so I'm guessing this is what they do
michael worona (7 days ago)
As a former usps carrier, I will fully defend that no packages were ever harmed during our excruciatingly long breaks(god forbid we came back early). The blame solely lies on the mail handlers(the individuals that brought us the term "going postal" ).
kangkinkang (7 days ago)
Jim Carrey can do better than that lol
caprimann87 (7 days ago)
The addressee is not the customer.
MoXy (8 days ago)
Ryuu (9 days ago)
Reminds me of my childhood
skeppter (10 days ago)
I wonder what his neighbours are thinking
Andromeda Prince Cj (10 days ago)
redskeletonart2 (10 days ago)
My mom got her scoping certificate in the mail today after a year of online classes, BENT IN HALF. Pretty sure the people that used to work at the DMV just move to USPS.
Sunday White Rabbit (11 days ago)
I wonder if the people who work for USPS are just so amazed at how eggs get to the grocery stores.
fireicelightarrows (11 days ago)
Sounds like somebody got butthurt over 1 mishandled delivery
MaSwizzle (11 days ago)
Tristram Credland (11 days ago)
Must have paid for the fragile handling, least it arrived
Alex Opsahl (11 days ago)
Outro song???
SnortoBorto OwO (11 days ago)
The captions add a special something
The Classy Raptor (12 days ago)
Y'all ever see ace Ventura pet detective?
Me Myself and I (13 days ago)
turn on substitle lmao
Andrew Gonzalez (13 days ago)
Little does anyone know it’s not the pack handler but the people at the plant separating them
Diarra Gray (14 days ago)
His ass looks mighty scrumptious in those shorts
jksmasknz (14 days ago)
I don't know. This seems a tad bit unrealistic. Maybe it's the shorts... Hmmm
gee5burbogoot geegerburger (14 days ago)
Ace Ventura
Matthew Vachon (14 days ago)
0:51 I’M ACTUALLY DYING 😂😂👌👌🤣🤣
Shol'va (15 days ago)
Jim Carrey comes to my mind ^^
Terra Estrahl (15 days ago)
Love the Ace Ventura bit at the end there xD
Isaac Engelhardt (16 days ago)
Mitt Romney (16 days ago)
Who knew ace Ventura also workd for usps
Mikky (16 days ago)
Captions are beautiful
Alex Wheaton (17 days ago)
Ace ventura
TheLeah2344 (18 days ago)
Don’t forget delivering it to the neighbors mailbox or having the package get “ lost “ in transit.
Keeton Miller (21 days ago)
Hahahaha omg so freaking funny
turniphead (22 days ago)
0:38 god i wish that were me
George Schlaline (23 days ago)
Let's mail less
seymourglass26 (26 days ago)
I want to be a postman when I grow up.
Cameron Brtnik (26 days ago)
Ace Ventura: Deleted Scenes
Destiny (26 days ago)
Turn on caption🤣
Brandon Vance (28 days ago)
I don’t remember these scenes from the opening scene in Ace Ventura. Must be deleted scenes..
Salty (28 days ago)
This is the intro to ace Ventura when nature calls, just more hostile
Chief Dunder (28 days ago)
Man, why is it every time I get an erection my pants get so tight it hurts. Retweet if this happens to y’all
Thewigon sees you (29 days ago)
Ace Ventura?
Aaron Folsom (1 month ago)
The USPS called, they want their shirt back
Mr OOFER (1 month ago)
So that’s why it takes so long for them to deliver.... There just buisy decorating it
The Sketchy Nugget (1 month ago)
John Meade (1 month ago)
I didn't know this guy was my mail carrier!
London Grace (1 month ago)
USPS literally brought my package to my door, but returned it to sender, because my house is "vacant and abandoned". I mean, I know I haven't picked the weeds in a while, but ouch.
Gökyüzüsevici (1 month ago)
When he said “look at me, youre worthless” i really felt that
Promotus Animations (1 month ago)
USPS is currently well over two weeks late on a package and it still hasn’t arrived. I just want my alcohol markers.
Justin Sass (1 month ago)
I want to be a delivery man when i grow up. It just looks so fun
Dudemyguy (1 month ago)
farts are us (1 month ago)
That dude looks like he sucks farts out of fat mens hairy asses
Quake Jake (1 month ago)
I've never seen such a long thread of unorignal comments in my life. Read 2 of them and you've read them all.
Patrick Andro • (1 month ago)
As an UPS courier i can relate Dont hate me
z e p h y (1 month ago)
he got a free orange cone i never get those
Raphael Serra (1 month ago)
Hahaha if they knew Brazilian Correios...
Алексей Котятин (1 month ago)
How did you get the confidential footage of a Russian Post worker sorting the packages?
Abdullah Karim (1 month ago)
Does he actually smoke?
Rue Lazzaro (1 month ago)
Holy shit Gus! Every USPS employee who knows how to use the internet disliked your video!
Slash Non-fiction (1 month ago)
Ngl gus looking thicc af in those shorts
Hans Köhn (1 month ago)
Putting of a cigarette with your own piss is a whole new level
Berk Ural (1 month ago)
see also Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994) intro scene.
Broken Wave (1 month ago)
Difference is...Gus's videos are funny and Ace Ventura is just annoying.
Sunshine Haeckel (1 month ago)
Hey , at least it made it to the door !  The BASTARDS over at UPS just steal your stuff , falsify the documentationand then lie about it .
D C (1 month ago)
Very subtle critic on the USPS.
SlickyHiro (1 month ago)
subtitles 10/10
Frida Guerrero (1 month ago)
Gabriel (1 month ago)
The cigarette bit got me
Cole Rape (1 month ago)
So how about figuring out how many mail carriers have died on duty this last year. Let's see one got jacked in Odessa this week and was murdered. Another died last week when they were hit by a guy in a pickup truck fleeing from the police. Someone died of heat stroke last year in California. Another carrier was murdered when he tried to protect a domestic violence victim from her abuser just a few months ago. A typical mail carrier walks more than 10 miles a day in the worst conditions. No they are not first responders. They are mail carriers. They make sure you get your mail. The USPS has cut over 10,000 employees in the last year and overtime has gone up to an average of an hour or more a day. You want to complain that your box got scrunched? I guarantee the person who sent it is laughing, because 9 times out 10 it isn't the USPS fault. It was the fault of the shipper that intentionally shipped your package incorrectly to save a few cents at your expense.
Broken Wave (1 month ago)
Its a joke dude. Fuck off
uncle darren (1 month ago)
The public is ignorant of how to package a mailing and wonder why they get crushed. They don't know sorting machinery. They are ignorant of what postal workers do for them as public servants. Forgive them. They have been brain washed into thinking public servants are lazy evil pee ons
GrimySnapdragon (1 month ago)
One of the guitar pickups I just ordered came broken. I suspect this is what happened.
cesar polanco (1 month ago)
When postal inspectors knock on your door for impersonating the postal service and you get arrested thats gonna be the funny part
Andrew Gerety (1 month ago)
I’m sorry but UPS is guilty of this type of shit I’ve had to return multiple items that have been shipped with them because they’ve arrived damaged and broken never have I had it happen with USPS
jeffw1267 (1 month ago)
At the USPS, the damaged packages we deliver are usually due to improper packaging. Amazon is the worst offender. They use a thin cardboard box and two strips of tape whether the parcel contains a pillow or a 50-lb kettlebell. Customers must have those rock-bottom prices.
katie q (1 month ago)
i think the more accurate description of usps is that the package never makes it to your door in the first place
Late Blume (1 month ago)
I deliver packages for usps. Shockingly accurate with everything except the bat.
Late Blume (1 month ago)
@jeffw1267i did the same thing! i was on a rural route with no bathroom for hours. I never pissed on packages but ive pissed in thousands of bottles surrounded by packages. That's why i said everything but the bat. But i just quit yesterday. Not worth the bullshit from higher ups and waiting for a full time.good luck to u
Late Blume (1 month ago)
@TheCynicalDouche the video is about packages... and youre right. I just quit yesterday! Shit job!
TheCynicalDouche (1 month ago)
@Late Blume No you don't. People that work for USPS don't call it "delivering packages". They call it "delivery the mail".
jeffw1267 (1 month ago)
I'm a mail carrier myself and I don't have time to fuck with people's parcels, even if I wanted to. I deliver each parcel to the right address and then move on. It's a radical concept. No, I don't knock or ring IF I hear a dog barking inside and there's no screen door up front. This occurs often in ghetto areas.
kemp10 (1 month ago)
Did he put a lapel mic in the axial box?
Dorothy Nemeth (1 month ago)
F. Bahout (1 month ago)
You hurt the package's feelings
General Belisarius (1 month ago)
Captions say subscribe for more good deliverys at the end
as. 135 (1 month ago)
This is also an accurate depiction of how my life is going at the moment. Me being the box, of course.
Phil Email (1 month ago)
I worked at UPS and the guy I worked with had to deliver a guitar one day but it was late in our schedule so he just left it on the ground and stepped all over not giving a shit to get to the rest of the packages. I remember stuff getting pretty mangled and he didnt give a shit.
Vinnyelway34 (1 month ago)
Does this remind anyone a little bit of Ace Ventura
Poppa (1 month ago)
Why do they do this, this is awful
WalkerBrosFilms (1 month ago)
F R A G I L E That must be Italian
BerwynSigns (1 month ago)
Lol the subtitles
Cruz (1 month ago)
If this happens so often why do people keep ordering online?
FOOP (1 month ago)
Not here at 3:00? We'll get it to you at 3:00 tomorrow!
DashDrones (1 month ago)
You forgot to grab the dog, oh wait that was Ace Ventura..
crystalcleariguess (1 month ago)
the fucking captions have me dead
Enteal (1 month ago)
Forgot the “SoRrY wE mIsSeD yOu!”
GT4 PUBG (1 month ago)
Tony Mitchell (1 month ago)
Yeah that's about right ...
Mihad Does Stuff (1 month ago)
Pure gold
Canadian Prepper (1 month ago)
You forgot the part where they see you are clearly home but pretend you arent and dont deliver package.
Kaleb Bruwer (1 month ago)
Literally today I saw a package in the middle of the road. 5 minutes later when I passed it again the side was blown open from someone driving over it. You think they'll still deliver it?
420XD (1 month ago)
Two words.... "Ace Ventera"
Audriana Diamante (1 month ago)
Dee Smot (1 month ago)
U copied ace venture
Broken Wave (1 month ago)
More than one comedian can make a joke about the same concept....
Krystian (1 month ago)
There is no time for taking care of your package when you have 15 minutes to unload whole truck of packages 😅 the worst thing is when delivery guy select in his device that you are not in home when actually he wasn't even close to your street 😠
Victoria Book (1 month ago)
Yup leaving a one star review omn fedex
Lil DMB (1 month ago)
The captions are hilarious
YannickFilms (1 month ago)
It‘s just true...