My phone? Why couldn't it have just been a distant relative or something??
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Doctor - Chase McCown
Other Phone - Shane Crown
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Mike Trapp
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Eve Hinz
My phone started at 20% at the start of this video.
The Mystic Silverfish (14 days ago)
watching this at 1% battery
Me AndMeToo (15 days ago)
And that's why you take a phone that has a universal port...
Izzy Brizzie (16 days ago)
''sorry, gotta take this. hello doctor fredericks!''
''H E L L O''
XxFlaming SoulxX (17 days ago)
My phone is on 95. Her name is AnnaBeth.
Allie Shoen (19 days ago)
While I was watching this my phone told me it was at 15%😂
Ariana Gomez (19 days ago)
I always watch this when my phones at 3,2, or 1 percent 😂😂😂😂
Annie Be (20 days ago)
I can relate 😭 I was there when they said my car died 😭😭😭
ThatKat KrazyKid (21 days ago)
Turn. Down. *THE BRIGHTNESS SETTING!*
EXPERIMENTAL SCIENCE (1 month ago)
Doctor: He was a good phone.
Mr. Trapp: Nah, he was a piece of shit.
Doctor: I am sorry. I have to take this.
joh villanueva (1 month ago)
I like how the battery is yellow at the start of the vid and red at the end
Kathy Vincent (1 month ago)
Thanks for letting me live my worst nightmare
Just_me_that's_ fine (1 month ago)
George T (1 month ago)
This actually made me sad.
pal1d1nl1ght (1 month ago)
My phone has two things it does. Either it dies at anything below 30% or it lasts for 3 hours on 1%. There is no middle ground.
tty23 (1 month ago)
shit, my phone just notified me my phone is 15% =/
SuckyDucky (1 month ago)
ITS A TRAPP!
thomas kim (1 month ago)
"I'm always gonna be here for that dumb stuff" LMAO
Elena Gibbons (2 months ago)
Ok we all loved the ending admit it.
Powerful ASMR (2 months ago)
sunny child (2 months ago)
Jac Howl (2 months ago)
Funny/ stupid. I love the last part with the doctors phone lol
Emily11111111 (2 months ago)
I couldn't even watch this video as my mobile phones speaker is broken also the battery isn't what it once was. I also couldn't backup my files. RIP Mobile... You piece of shit.
_0_dawson_0_ (2 months ago)
When my iPhone passed away, I put him in his box....
And bought a Samsung 🤣
Jacob Sriraman (2 months ago)
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Mr. Wonton (2 months ago)
2:22 for Asians rice is magic. Sooooo.
Heathcliff Happy (2 months ago)
Jumps from 20 to 1? I've never had that problem on Android.
Alyssa Butts (2 months ago)
my humor is garbage bc this was so funny
schelmzylinder (2 months ago)
Apple is shit
Matilda Muller (2 months ago)
It's why you don't buy an IPhone
Aviv Aviv (2 months ago)
Sure cuse its iphin
Parasite AndFriends (2 months ago)
Not airplane mode! Please no! End his life already before he hurts himself!
Aesthetic Msp (2 months ago)
This is too relatable
Euouae (2 months ago)
communitychannel made a video about "if your dying phone were a person"
Gonna give that a watch again
Crazy Gamer (2 months ago)
Phone is 20 percent
Nopes (2 months ago)
Ironic how I had 22% while watchibg this
Ariana Gomez (2 months ago)
My phone is at 2% lol
Edit: my sister is hogging the charger
QTee (2 months ago)
and my phone is dying, it needs to charge..
Blue Cuatic (2 months ago)
This is so Creative
Random Panda Studios (2 months ago)
sft xg (2 months ago)
Reboot it goodamit
Adam Sky (3 months ago)
*top 10 most saddest Anime death*
gabriel ramirez (3 months ago)
You can still have ur Bluetooth with airplane mode
Justin Lantz (3 months ago)
This made me cry
King Zay (3 months ago)
Watched this with 14% left
ivailo stoychev (3 months ago)
iphones have been getting bigger every model. THIS goes beyond expectations
Crazyplayer (3 months ago)
1:20 finally someone knows my pain
Skelimanter (3 months ago)
That was random
George Salazar For prom queen (3 months ago)
When he said it was %20 i looked my my % and it was %20😬
Olivia Shanks (3 months ago)
Okay. This is just too perfect.
Meh Foot (3 months ago)
And here is the only hospital where you need the oldest healthcare (the old charger) to revive someone...
Tayjo Oppong (3 months ago)
3:10 the owner of the phone was so fake
Tokyo Boy (3 months ago)
I'm watching this on 82% suck it phone XD
Tokyo Boy (3 months ago)
Of coarse it's an iPhone
f f (3 months ago)
R.I.P Phone 1-2018 it was that old
Suicidal Kermit (3 months ago)
f f your retarded
alan smithee (3 months ago)
1:20. My phone doesn't do this, but my tablet does it to an extreme degree. Once I ran upstairs to charge it and it dropped from 5 to one in the 15 to 20 seconds it took me to do so. This is *not* hyperbole.
Pepper Reynolds (3 months ago)
im watching this on a flip phone
wavey guy (3 months ago)
That's why iPhones suck
Dinostorm 55 (3 months ago)
He was a good phone
Nah he was a piece of shit
twitch3695 (3 months ago)
Is this loss
john sucks at life (3 months ago)
Does this mean that most people have iphones
sweetpea 235 (3 months ago)
I watched this video and my phone was at 8% 😂
Animation Alsatian (3 months ago)
watching at 22% so I guess it's almost dead
FBI (3 months ago)
I hate when when my phone jumps to 2 to 0 it’s annoying
xxxtentacion (3 months ago)
Lol. My phone went to 20% when he said 20%
Glittery Lps (3 months ago)
Crying.... so touching <3 five stars ⭐️
Sarah_is_lit (3 months ago)
Guys I'm at 8 percent can I get 8 likes please
Clock work (3 months ago)
My phone is at 90%
marvelmine 78 (3 months ago)
Nah it was a piece of shit
No Videos (3 months ago)
So true 😂 😂
Crafty (3 months ago)
That's what you get for making me yawn.
Pug Tato (3 months ago)
My phone is dying well watching this
Hue Lu (3 months ago)
That’s a phone? 😂 is that doctor sick?
Camryn olson (3 months ago)
My phone is dead
RonPlayz (3 months ago)
Props to the hospital they recorded in.
Jay Patel Jabwani (3 months ago)
Get An 5000 MAH Battery Android you Dumbass
Todd (3 months ago)
Putting your phone into rice does actually help if you drop your phone in water
Army Alpaca (3 months ago)
Yay watching at 68%
ATRRIX (3 months ago)
Wow, this was garbage. And the thumbnail looked funny enough. Sorry guy, didn’t like it
Mr. Meeseeks (3 months ago)
The doctor had the same phone as him which is funny because that would mean he also has the same charger.
Danobloxz (3 months ago)
I died laughing 😂
kir b (3 months ago)
I want to see "your phone is cracked" because mine is
Ded Mows (3 months ago)
Ironic my phone is on 15%
O'Neill - (3 months ago)
No i'll remember this video everytime my phone dies
Elis ThaBesth (3 months ago)
Is this loss
Poppy Rogers (3 months ago)
This is kinda over dramatic
Idiotic infinity Stones (3 months ago)
He can bring him home and charge him right after.
BAM Boozel (3 months ago)
I put my chrome book in rice it worked
GoldBlade00 (3 months ago)
I am 50% can I get 50 likes
Hyper Wassabi (3 months ago)
The rice works
booze (3 months ago)
top 5 saddest anime deaths
Sebastian de Kantzow (3 months ago)
Get an android
Skap (3 months ago)
cuz its an iphone thats why its dying
Nyc Subway guy (3 months ago)
People take thier phones for granted and then they die then they go crazy because they wasted their battery
SamuelTalksStuff Gamer (3 months ago)
Yeah, I like this
Sebas Giraldo (3 months ago)
It's a good thing I was watching this in 100% but than it went to 99% when I was making this comment
Gasteri (3 months ago)
*Watching with 22 precent*
Rainbowplays (3 months ago)
At 74% can I get 74 likes if not that's ok !
Eldergeek (3 months ago)
This is what happens when you don't have a portable charger.