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Big Tobacco's Saying Sorry (Because They Legally Have To)

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xCanYouFeelTheLovex (1 hour ago)
As a country music fan, this is the best parody of a county music video I’ve ever seen 😂
Xaxton Revolution (10 hours ago)
What about that Phillip Morris ad where they said "there is no safe cigarette?" I'm not saying smoking is healthy; it isn't, it's wrong to lie about the dangerous effects of smoking. But I'm sure that there must've at least one point been one company that was honest about the fact that cigarettes were harmful.
Beau Estiandan (11 hours ago)
who's the guy??? he's hella hot
Cringe Nation (12 hours ago)
Idk why this song is so catchy
richystar2001 (16 hours ago)
In todays Libtard world ...why would Non smoking Tofu eating Prius drivers want you to not gradually end your own Life.... It's the only cool way to reduce your Carbon Footprint to Zero. Green Earth organic Gluten free people should promote the use of Tobacco and thin out the herd a little. Chinese people Smoke like Chimneys and yet Billions more are born er'y day. ...If I had a choice between Tidepod eating or Smoking Tobacco I would choose Tobacco.... Millennial's don't get to choose.. so they have to due... Make Lung Cancer a celebrated life choice once again..support your local tobacco growers.
Miya the Monster (16 hours ago)
I like how he said "Americans"
Captain (17 hours ago)
You have killed my grandfather, my aunt, and hospitalized my father. However I accept your legally required apology
Mojo (18 hours ago)
how long till we hear a similar song from marijuana?
8523wsxc (19 hours ago)
woo! Also thanks to Juul another generation also has the right to die from lung cancer.
Haylee Azevedo (23 hours ago)
I'm laughing this is fucking great.
dullahan LC. (1 day ago)
Been a while since you guys done a normal sketch with different actors that aren't you
wiet111 (1 day ago)
This didn't show up in my feed... I'm very glad I found it anyways, this was great!!!
mörkö fantti (1 day ago)
What are the chords ?! Gotta learn this one:D
Monsteronamp Nation (2 days ago)
Counter point. Peoples lives were saved on 9/11 from being on a smoke break. The more you know. Hail satan
ronishamay (2 days ago)
Now they are targeting weaker countries which they sue/bribe.
Tom Nordone (2 days ago)
This should be an iTunes single. It’s a fantastic song on the truth about cigarettes
Sarah Graham (2 days ago)
Listening to this on the way to buy a pack of cigarettes, still not gonna quit
Theo Carter (2 days ago)
focus stir commonly compare rank decent lead lately form best.
Russell Rasco (3 days ago)
meh this is so cringy
TruOnyxfire (3 days ago)
Yeah! Damn those cigarette companies that sell a completely legal product and market it to people! It's not like they let you know it is deadly right on the package itself, now THAT would help a lot! Oh, wait... they do and have for many many years. Well, all those poor people still shouldn't have armed goons come to their houses and stick packs of cigarettes in their mouths and force them at gunpoint to smoke them! That's just evil! Oh...wait again.. no one forces cigarette smokers to smoke. Okay, bad example.. But, since we are all willing to ban something legal that people choose to willingly do of their own free will, just because some people don't like it, then we should start banning "everything" that anyone doesn't like. I don't like rap, so it should be banned. It doesn't matter if I have the choice to not listen to it, that doesn't matter. It's legal and marketed toward low-income and minority audiences, too. And causes violent behavior and mindsets, proven. But ban it! Ban orange warning cones, too! Those things annoy me whenever I drive! How about smokers decide what they want, buy it or don't buy it, and stop trying to control everyone else's lives and choices? If YOU don't like cigarettes, don't smoke them. There are also countless people that smoke packs a day and never have a single health issue. Some of the record-breaking oldest people in the world have attributed their longevity to smoking every day. Explain their long lives? Just live your own damn lives and let everyone else live theirs. Sheesh.
The Puppy Warrior (4 days ago)
They left a ton out.
Ivan Rasmussen (4 days ago)
that was low key fire my guy
Cory Mck (4 days ago)
Next to the stage: the NRA JK, we'll have to wait ~35 years for that.
Bored Brummie (4 days ago)
This video is not in my subscription feed... I double and triple checked. It is the only college humour video that is not in my subscription feed, every other video is. I find this deeply suspicious
Mayra Ruiz (4 days ago)
This is beautiful.
Austin Adair (4 days ago)
I watched this with dip in my lip lol whelp
Connor Grace (4 days ago)
One of my relatives helped to file the lawsuit to sue tobacco companies XD
Dean Suli (4 days ago)
Was so good i had to light a cig up lol
jomay78 (4 days ago)
This song is catchy AF!
Kaylea Morrison (4 days ago)
This’ll be the meat, dairy, and egg industries in 40 years lmao
Alex Hughes (4 days ago)
So can I actually get this song on Spotify?
Jonathan Chua (4 days ago)
This song made me cry... Amazing
saheed Akol (4 days ago)
I have been sharing this video since i watched it. So good
JulCaos Elliott (4 days ago)
If Big Tabacco came out and said sorry with someting similar it would be a PR brilliance!
Adam Perry (5 days ago)
B Pruett (5 days ago)
I've been quit for a Year now. And I'm so happy with myself after smoking for 16 years!
EagleScoutmano (5 days ago)
it's sad that this is actively better than most modern country songs... XD
MrAwesometastic (5 days ago)
Anyone else immediately realize that this was a paid psa?
PraetorGix (5 days ago)
So, waitaminute, let me get this straight. Murikans actually need tobacco companies to... tell them... tobacco is... bad... for your health? And the proud awesome citizens of the bestest country in the world actually need their government to force cigarette companies to make a public statement about something even a 5 year old knows? I mean, a 5 year old from a country where people actually use their brains, but still, really?
PraetorGix (5 days ago)
No but seriously.... really?
Arya Pourtabatabaie (5 days ago)
That's legit the best country song I've ever heard.
NeverdeadCube (5 days ago)
Big tobacco is transitioning to cannabis. Wait a few decades for the next apology. Talk about literally changing your brain.
Shawn Ravenfire (5 days ago)
Tobacco is the only product that can put warning labels on the packs that explicitly say they cause cancer, and then later be called out for "lying" because they never told anyone they cause cancer.
aviana wilson (5 days ago)
This is actually pretty good
RevlisGT (5 days ago)
Holy crap! Smoking can actually be dangerous to your health? Who knew!?
Crystallking H (5 days ago)
Didnt show up in my sub-box, only found it becuse of the recomended page.
Proteus (5 days ago)
Its funny they hate tobacco, but love weed. Don't give me the weed is a natural plant shit, so is tobacco. They both are disgusting!
Gabriel Horan (4 days ago)
Proteus tobacco is genetically designed by the companies to be addictive and harmful. Weed has been proven to be much less harmful and not at all addictive
Floater (5 days ago)
*do you know the way*
Crunchynut Cornflakes (5 days ago)
Why do parts of this look like scenes from Brokeback Mountain
lennon kerrigan-gee (5 days ago)
Why am I getting this in my recommended tab, 3 days after the vid is uploaded, and I'm subbed???
Speedbird (5 days ago)
Any country song that follows this tune?
Str8upWizardCJ (5 days ago)
Second hand smoke poses no real risk, why don't yall get Adam to do a thing on it. It's just some anti smoking paranoia, the radioactive isotopes of palladium and lead that exist in tobbaco interact with the lungs and are the cancer causing risk, they don't just float around in the atmosphere until they're breathed in a meter away from the ignition source.
zhadley (5 days ago)
Not gonna lie this song is actually catchy af
GAME-STROM ! (5 days ago)
There must be a reason this didn't pop up in my sub box and only had a fraction of the views CH usually gets
Kujo Moon (5 days ago)
I agree that this is a beautifully shot video. I mean though people who smoke already know its bad, they don't care.
Rohan Mehta (5 days ago)
The animal agriculture industry does the same thing: suppresses research about the harmful affects of meat while funding bogus studied and lying to the public
Brad Johnson (6 days ago)
Best visual video ch has ever done thought it was block buster movie very sharp
KamiOtamega (6 days ago)
What lawsuit are they talking about
hunky heyward (6 days ago)
the first country song about not-the-farm
mrvillTV (6 days ago)
Just Eliminate Lies has been around since the early 2000's and im over here still smoking a pack a week cuz CollegeHumor videoszz :)
Grumpy Pistachio (6 days ago)
This goes to show you how “New Country” music is absolute garbage. You can literally put anyone in a studio and make them sound like every other dime store cowboy in the whole “Bro-Country” scene. Loved the video tho lol, keep up the awesome work!!
Swizlestik 97 (6 days ago)
I unsubscribed a few weeks ago then you come out with this cool video. I may have to subscribe again
luciferangelica (6 days ago)
eww! country
Seegtease (6 days ago)
I'm confused on why this is coming up right now. Is this some new development? I've never met a smoker who wasn't aware that they were addictive and cause lung cancer and many people die from them. Do people really not know this?
Bingo Bear (6 days ago)
Basically the only industry who sends advertisements solely about how their products kill you, millions of people still buy it... must be good
Jesse Moss (6 days ago)
"It's okay, we'll make them say they're sorry. That makes everything better, right?" -The Government
zylokun (6 days ago)
and then no one quit smoking at all... as if this is even remotely going to have any effect on smoking whatsoever.
Lol Someone (6 days ago)
Wish I could find this on iTunes
Nathan Goedeke (6 days ago)
Next up: The Chainsmokers
Black Panther 008 (6 days ago)
One question. How long till the climate change deniers have to follow suit?
King Jiggah (6 days ago)
So I can sell poison and its ok but you need to be White or Jew
King Jiggah (6 days ago)
Sued but did not arrest
King Jiggah (6 days ago)
Why cant normal criminal just get a mandate apology
King Jiggah (6 days ago)
Criminals at their finest
DevilGaming (6 days ago)
Truth - Actually truth is funded by philip morris. Dont believe ....? look it up, if you dig deep enough. FUnny aint it and they dont even cover it up. just google "who funds truth anti tabaco campaing"
Graham Rubin (6 days ago)
Watching this like “lol true that,” whilst hitting my juul 😐
Nate Harris (6 days ago)
Jacob Petote (6 days ago)
What song is this parodying?
clydecross1983 (6 days ago)
As if there's one person in 2018 that didn't know tobacco kills people and is addictive. Wtf is these people's real beef with big tobacco?
Professor Quotation (6 days ago)
Sorry we gave you cancer.😟 Here's a country song apology. 😄
Uatemydoodle (6 days ago)
I thought they were going to sing the Tarzan song.
Kevin Booth (6 days ago)
Cancer rates not declining despite smoking rates going down for decades.... with a closer correlation to industrialization and gas usage.... But, whatever...
Nich_Morin (6 days ago)
This is beautiful
charizzz (6 days ago)
I’m confused... why did he throw a pic of a delta plane into the fire
GrayWoIf (6 days ago)
But thank you for smoking though
Snipe 115 (6 days ago)
Why didn't I find this sooner? I actually kinda like the song
basuralord (6 days ago)
This is no joke, really good, wtf
DeadlyxxxDesire (6 days ago)
Vaping's also not a great solution either still has the same harmful effects.
anonymous CRS3 (6 days ago)
Cigarettes cause cancer but vapes cause popcorn lung where there is no cure for. So im stickin to cigars
Mutantcy1992 (6 days ago)
This is futuristic thumbnail design.
Whole Food Plant-Based Man (6 days ago)
In a hundred years from now, BIG MEAT will do the same.
Willow Pate (6 days ago)
I know cigarettes are bad for me but honestly the more people preach to me about how evil they are and how disgusting I am for smoking them... the more I want to smoke?
Yang Bill (6 days ago)
so what they are saying sorry? they are still selling cigarettes to 15 and under in South east Asia, poor south American countries and African countries. and they are doing far more better than they used to
Joey Rogers (6 days ago)
kills 12k americans a day and there are 12k likes on this video...
lilmisskaylie marquardt (6 days ago)
Not a single cigarette....? 🤔
Ossama Mostafa (6 days ago)
Wtf who doesn't know that cigarettes are deadly and addictive? This has been common knowledge since the 60s.
reality smasher (6 days ago)
One question though... Why didn't Jeff the diseased lung sang the song?! Where are u Jeff?! We need u!
reality smasher (6 days ago)
Smoking kills you. So if u r wondering what else makes u ill it's easy to know because everything will ;)
oni chan (6 days ago)
Oh the agony oh the pain sweet baby Gulfstream they will miss you most of all full hand carved loaded Teakwood bar stripper pole totes you were the shit it was a sad minute for everyone when they seized you as an asset.
Jakey Boi games (6 days ago)
I don't know how people thought that Inhaling smoke into your lungs wouldn't have done harm to you... Boi people are dumb af
Super Star Destroyer (6 days ago)
Here's to hoping it doesn't take 11 years until we see the gun company version of this!
Ben Tate (6 days ago)
Wtf kind of aspect ratio is this, I feel like I’m watching this video through a letter box.