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Big Tobacco's Saying Sorry (Because They Legally Have To)

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Big Tobacco's court mandated apology, from the heart. Sponsored by truth. FOLLOW THE CAST: ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsley GRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantob KATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitch TRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrapp RAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphael REKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankar BRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlm SAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreich See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com SIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svor
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Wim Amskolb (2 months ago)
didn't know the marlboro man could sing
Artrix Overlord (2 months ago)
small vape > big tobacco
Amos Heart (2 months ago)
this was kind of funny. I didn't laugh out loud but I did smile for a sec.
RTT 84Q554ASSD (3 months ago)
seeing friends smoking makes me sad, no kidding
Kenny Russell (3 months ago)
This is great, thanks for making it!
Somebody Else (3 months ago)
It actually like every other new country song
MusicGameMovies (4 months ago)
Please put this on spotify ahahhaha
Jumpchao150 (4 months ago)
Its funny because the Truth Campaign is funded and run by big tabbaco so they reverse engineered the marketing to make this video to be not remember-able while spending as much on production costs as possible to meet their government mandated spending amount along with not releasing it on spotify and holding the rights so this video can not be remixed and most of all posting this video on a dieing comedy channel. This is litterally one step up from running on the onion.
Alexander Sharp (4 months ago)
I can't wait till prudue pharmaceuticals comes out with their single
Dalan Chandler (4 months ago)
This song has been stuck in my head for the past week
Alexander Campagna (4 months ago)
You know biggest reason I used to smoke was the social aspect. Smoking is a social sport and it sort of forced people to talk to each other. One person asks for a lighter and then you start talking and smoking together. It's nice. It's one of the few things that really makes people meet new people quickly. I'm still fucking glad I quit though. I just miss that part.
nate land (4 months ago)
i be alone forever and forever and always
atreyu2productions (4 months ago)
This is so sad we're sticking it to "big tobacco" we live in a society
kevwe okumakube (4 months ago)
I love this
Hosè Crickett (4 months ago)
Everyone I know that smoke and dip know full well it's gonna kill them. we just don't give a shit that it is.
Fuck Bill Clinton (5 months ago)
Best Truth ad yet tbh
Ruly Sire (5 months ago)
I don’t like country that much, at all, but this was really good
Deontae Brooks (5 months ago)
aint nun wrong with dipping as long as you clean ya teeth
Jack Miller (5 months ago)
Here's an idea. Big Tabacco paid CH off to post an confession as a joke and so less people would see it.
Demon kitty's Art stuffs (5 months ago)
I feel weird liking this song .... I don't like county wtf
Fosforus 15 (5 months ago)
Coca-Cola is just as corrupt as Philip Morris. Big Sugar has lied to us for decades, just like Big Tobacco. Search: "Coca-Cola Global Energy Balance Network" etc.
Izzy G (5 months ago)
Who else looked this up because of Snapchat ads😂
Sir Apple (5 months ago)
We lied to your face *video buffers* No need for anything else.
john shead (5 months ago)
i am waiting to see a truth commercial that is truthful.
Ivan G (5 months ago)
I'm watching this and enjoying my Newport
Maybe The Best (5 months ago)
The music vid is every country music vid ever
Maxwell (5 months ago)
Anamorphic??
Max Minton (5 months ago)
God I love America
Yamil Abraham Gerstner Javid (5 months ago)
xD
I Want To Survive (5 months ago)
Can we Millennials get an apology from Big Education for screwing an entire generation, telling us we're losers and can't succeed without a degree? Can we get an apology from Big Ed for all the lies constantly propagated in the culture that if we just get a degree, ANY DEGREE, that we would have a guaranteed decent job and to just not even think about it, to just take out the Student Loans to get it done? Oh and can we get an apology from Big Education for astronomical hikes in tuition costs because of their persistent, consistent insistence that Student Loans were no big deal, and because so many millions were taking them out, Big Ed was getting money,no questions asked, not having to answer direct to consumers, so they just kept hiking and hiking and hiking the costs because they could? Big Tobacco is nearly obliterated at this point. I say your next Truth campaign needs to address Big Education.
__spencer__ (5 months ago)
A good sponsored video.
Bartleby the Scribener (5 months ago)
Truth makes this non-smoker want to smoke.
konohamarutard (6 months ago)
If I get lungcancer i am going to sue everyone in my family for giving me 2nd hand smoke.
SUPER GALAXY (6 months ago)
I like that
Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) (6 months ago)
Why'd you re-upload this?
Colson.A24 (6 months ago)
📮No you'll shut down my state north Caralina
Tyler Greenwalt (6 months ago)
Good cover of Randy Rogers band
Oliver Lande (6 months ago)
Low key a great song
Ilona Kadic (6 months ago)
😍😍😍
دعاء جمعه (6 months ago)
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤👍💙💜💚
JD Neathery (6 months ago)
I need a cigarette and I don’t think they lied it says plain as day on the pack it can cause cancer and shit
Preston Heit (6 months ago)
The truth has horrible ad campaigns though, 'the real cost' doesnt use memes and stupid shir in order to make you think. they use ok metaphors that arnt going to be dated in the next 6 days, so who cares
TheObservant Some (6 months ago)
That song is actually pretty good
Colm Conneen (6 months ago)
man this makes me want a marlboro red
Hans5958 (6 months ago)
i just got this as an ad. thank you ch.
William Coleman (6 months ago)
Why do I have a feeling that I know who this is sponsored by?
William Coleman (6 months ago)
Yep
Vuk Knežević (6 months ago)
It would be funny if they actually made something like this!
Smile magic Girl (6 months ago)
Low key... it’s good
Jeudy Guzman Hernandez (6 months ago)
i thought he was really serious when he said he felt bad
Alexa (6 months ago)
Hopefully we will hear an apology from the meat and dairy industry too someday
LameStudiosInc (2 months ago)
Found the vegan.
firebird188 (6 months ago)
Can someone post this on soundcloud? This really good
Jumpchao150 (6 months ago)
This is even more funny because The Truth ad Campaign is legally obligated to spend a certain amount each year informing the American people about the effects of cigarettes but its funded and ran by the tobacco industry, so most of the ads they run have a huge filming cost and a very low publicity budget to make sure they cost the most and are seen by least, hence why this is posted on a dieing comedy channel.
Riley Howse (6 months ago)
Honestly I just really like the song it’s so catchy!
Rational Lunatic (6 months ago)
Love the song. I think cigarettes should be far more regulated as too their contents but I think they should still be allowed to advertise and the tax on cigs shouldn't be enforced on the customers but the corporation.
Jeudy Guzman Hernandez (6 months ago)
i actually really like this song
elijah carpenter (6 months ago)
Best country song of 2018
Dan Something (6 months ago)
Has the American Tobacco industry only know admitted that smoking is bad for your health?
nolan jones (6 months ago)
Watched this smoking a cigarette
Sakor839 (6 months ago)
That song is legit..
Redguard Gaming (6 months ago)
This man sighed 4 times before he even spoke this is gonna be good
Speek No Evil (6 months ago)
Anyone in the US that has ever ingested a tobacco product and later developed any kind of disease should be compensated by the tobacco company that sold the poison to them. It's addictive, deadly and the industry counts on repeat sales from their victims.
Tristan Tristan (6 months ago)
Currently all the data is out there and if you choose to smoke that's your own fault
LoveAndSnapple (6 months ago)
Who still doesn’t know these things in 2018?
Raul Hawking (6 months ago)
Is this tune based on another song?
Mike Trevors (6 months ago)
A bit like philip Morris saying they wanna stop selling tabbaco in the UK. But not because they wanna help us, they just believe they can make more money selling Vape as people aren't aware of it's dangers. This takes us back to the 40`a And 50`s when we all thought it was good for us!
invisiblechicken (6 months ago)
I really don’t know why I keep rewatching this video. Lol
James Harshaw (6 months ago)
So heartfelt T__T
GrimAngel Gaming (6 months ago)
i want this song in my playlist
Pie Lourd (6 months ago)
i wonder what song this song is based on because i heard a song that sound the same as this but different words
Matt H (6 months ago)
Beautiful, well done!
theycallmedents (6 months ago)
A good country song wow
Athena A (6 months ago)
is this on itunes?
Brandon Clarke (6 months ago)
Who is "big tobacco"? Is it possible that they are the victims here?
Jean-Paul Doerga (6 months ago)
I need to know who sing this song. I need to listen to more of his music!! This is not a want, it is a need. I've listened to this song 10 times already!! This is not normal!!
Cptmarko (6 months ago)
as the song started i lite my cigarette up
Adam Rodriguez (6 months ago)
The crazier part is... sugar is worse because it's added to almost everything. And as addictive as meth.
Tom Blakey (6 months ago)
This is great. ty CH.
Jumpchao150 (6 months ago)
Cool now if we could get an apology from the Major Automakers for putting Led into gasoline and Paliduim in catalytic converters, or the Sugar Industry for suppressing research and targeting children with addictive substances, or the Sinclair broadcasting group for buying out media sources and dictating what stories they're aloud to cover or the Federal Reserve for insider trading on a massive scale.
Missy Faye (6 months ago)
why do i actually like this song?
xCanYouFeelTheLovex (6 months ago)
As a country music fan, this is the best parody of a county music video I’ve ever seen 😂
Xaxton Revolution (6 months ago)
What about that Phillip Morris ad where they said "there is no safe cigarette?" I'm not saying smoking is healthy; it isn't, it's wrong to lie about the dangerous effects of smoking. But I'm sure that there must've at least one point been one company that was honest about the fact that cigarettes were harmful.
Beau Estiandan (6 months ago)
who's the guy??? he's hella hot
Cringe Nation (6 months ago)
Idk why this song is so catchy
richystar2001 (6 months ago)
In todays Libtard world ...why would Non smoking Tofu eating Prius drivers want you to not gradually end your own Life.... It's the only cool way to reduce your Carbon Footprint to Zero. Green Earth organic Gluten free people should promote the use of Tobacco and thin out the herd a little. Chinese people Smoke like Chimneys and yet Billions more are born er'y day. ...If I had a choice between Tidepod eating or Smoking Tobacco I would choose Tobacco.... Millennial's don't get to choose.. so they have to due... Make Lung Cancer a celebrated life choice once again..support your local tobacco growers.
your mom (6 months ago)
I like how he said "Americans"
Mojo (6 months ago)
how long till we hear a similar song from marijuana?
Mojo (6 months ago)
neither are "good" for you unless used in a medicinal capacity. My point is it is a double standard.
Tristan Tristan (6 months ago)
Mojo likely never marijuana is wayyyyyy less addictive then cigarettes and also less addictive then alcohol
8523wsxc (6 months ago)
woo! Also thanks to Juul another generation also has the right to die from lung cancer.
Haylee Azevedo (6 months ago)
I'm laughing this is fucking great.
dullahan LC. (6 months ago)
Been a while since you guys done a normal sketch with different actors that aren't you
wiet111 (6 months ago)
This didn't show up in my feed... I'm very glad I found it anyways, this was great!!!
mörkö fantti (6 months ago)
What are the chords ?! Gotta learn this one:D
Monsteronamp Nation (6 months ago)
Counter point. Peoples lives were saved on 9/11 from being on a smoke break. The more you know. Hail satan
ronishamay (6 months ago)
Now they are targeting weaker countries which they sue/bribe.
Tom Nordone (6 months ago)
This should be an iTunes single. It’s a fantastic song on the truth about cigarettes
Sarah Graham (6 months ago)
Listening to this on the way to buy a pack of cigarettes, still not gonna quit
Tristan Tristan (6 months ago)
Sarah Graham what is this some pity plea or what
Theo Carter (6 months ago)
focus stir commonly compare rank decent lead lately form best.
Russell (6 months ago)
meh this is so cringy
TruOnyxfire (6 months ago)
Yeah! Damn those cigarette companies that sell a completely legal product and market it to people! It's not like they let you know it is deadly right on the package itself, now THAT would help a lot! Oh, wait... they do and have for many many years. Well, all those poor people still shouldn't have armed goons come to their houses and stick packs of cigarettes in their mouths and force them at gunpoint to smoke them! That's just evil! Oh...wait again.. no one forces cigarette smokers to smoke. Okay, bad example.. But, since we are all willing to ban something legal that people choose to willingly do of their own free will, just because some people don't like it, then we should start banning "everything" that anyone doesn't like. I don't like rap, so it should be banned. It doesn't matter if I have the choice to not listen to it, that doesn't matter. It's legal and marketed toward low-income and minority audiences, too. And causes violent behavior and mindsets, proven. But ban it! Ban orange warning cones, too! Those things annoy me whenever I drive! How about smokers decide what they want, buy it or don't buy it, and stop trying to control everyone else's lives and choices? If YOU don't like cigarettes, don't smoke them. There are also countless people that smoke packs a day and never have a single health issue. Some of the record-breaking oldest people in the world have attributed their longevity to smoking every day. Explain their long lives? Just live your own damn lives and let everyone else live theirs. Sheesh.
The Puppy Warrior (6 months ago)
They left a ton out.
Ivan Rasmussen (6 months ago)
that was low key fire my guy
Cory Mck (6 months ago)
Next to the stage: the NRA JK, we'll have to wait ~35 years for that.