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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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Miguel Ruiz-Carpio (1 day ago)
I'm going to learn Ubuntu?
Irok 121 (2 days ago)
I was waiting for
Edward Masters (2 days ago)
Oh my gosh!!! This is all too true it Hurt's.
Lukky's Plays (2 days ago)
(. _.)<you liked? (._. )<yes
SpectralColor (2 days ago)
*Mr.Anderson Mr.Anderson Mr.Anderson*
smit patil (2 days ago)
I use Arch Linux !!!!!!!
Mac attack zach (2 days ago)
I wanted to see npcs lagging
lil pump (2 days ago)
that's a big big mouth of yours
SUPERHORSE (4 days ago)
Video poster must be retards from U of M!......well what other college produces retards?
Ultiscrub Gaming (5 days ago)
Omfg 😂😂😂😂
Beavus And Bomber (5 days ago)
"Sypher bit torrents alot of movies" LOL
Icer Zerocool (6 days ago)
The 5K dislikes may have thought that this is a Matrix rip-off.
RUBYBOBgamer ;-; (6 days ago)
I haven't even seen the matrix and this is still hilarious
Henry Austin (7 days ago)
Xp still more stable than windows 8 or 8.1 desktop😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sonali Rai (7 days ago)
All this probably happened because ofthe windows xp 4gb ram restriction.
Ryan Olivier (7 days ago)
I miss paperclip :(
v6 ftmfl (9 days ago)
Hope you have cookies enabled! Lol hahahaha😁😂😃😄😀😊
Murdo Maclachlan (9 days ago)
Imagine if it ran on Windows 10.
David Haynes (10 days ago)
Now in 2018 the matrix runs without internet neutrality.
Wol ved (11 days ago)
Hmm I know how to destroy the matrix and free humanity Delete system 32
Daniel Smith (12 days ago)
OMG I had a hard time breathing while i watched this. I couldnt stop laughing and had to pause every 5 seconds to calm down :D
AJ12Gamer (12 days ago)
10 years old?! DAMNNNNN
JR_The_Ferret LetsPlay (12 days ago)
So much truth
William N (13 days ago)
On the plus side, it's better than on a Mac.
God Of power (13 days ago)
when college humor was actually funny. XD
SpartanPikachu (14 days ago)
In the original write weren't all the humans supposed to be used in collective as a super computer, but the developers thought people of the time wouldn't understand it and they changed it.
stevecameron85 (14 days ago)
this one is terrible
BruSwain TV (15 days ago)
Did anyone else have the urge to watch the matrix after this?
Andy Reid (16 days ago)
Windows XP stood for "Windows - Xtra Problems". Windows ME stood for "Windows - Migraine Edition". Windows Vista ran faster than XP without the bugs or security issues.
Mario Miguel Barbosa Rengifo (16 days ago)
great video now i'm using antergos not ubuntu.
Rodrigo Appendino (16 days ago)
"You may be victim of software counterfeiting, Neo." The Oracle
Incanticle 666 (17 days ago)
ahhh, good old 2008. 🖤
SoMeBoDy RiNg ThE christmas dInGtEr (17 days ago)
Pian Djailani (17 days ago)
Earl Huffington (19 days ago)
This makes me smile
A.C. Creations Film Studios (19 days ago)
Paperclip's voice sounds oddly familiar. Who is the guy playing him?
Reaction Time (19 days ago)
Hari (19 days ago)
Fucking classic
Crawler_Freaks (20 days ago)
This is my school laptop forsure
Jack Wilde (20 days ago)
The Ubuntu thing killed me
Forest Haviland. (22 days ago)
Window's start up music *DUUN DUUN DUUUUN DUDUUUUN*
Legions and legends (24 days ago)
Loss of net neutrality
mariahn gutter (25 days ago)
Neo is soooooooo
Victor Onlite (25 days ago)
Ubuntu=) aajajajaj
Joel But It's Also A Bell (25 days ago)
Matrix running on a pentium 4*****
TheOneMax (25 days ago)
At least it’s not vista...
Finlay Mitchell (25 days ago)
If it was windows xp, then it would be much more reliable!
BlkRockShooter (25 days ago)
This video is apple sponsored
sina jebraily (25 days ago)
How old is this??
This Account Has Been Closed (25 days ago)
What happened to the old collegehumor. what happened to all the different actors. why is there like only the same 5 people in every skit now. what happened. where is collegehumor.
Aditya Jonathan Mamahit (27 days ago)
Ugly ass keanu LOL
Sabalghoo (27 days ago)
"have you tried realizing the truth that there is no spoon?" lol
Mike Kapunan (27 days ago)
Matrix Vista 2: Reinstalled  Matrix 7: Tech Solutions
Murray Barnes (28 days ago)
The nhs runs on wi does xp
fetch300 (30 days ago)
skilled gamer (1 month ago)
Am i the only one watching this on dec 2017?
flodusishigh (1 month ago)
buut... is there a difference XD
Wade Haden (1 month ago)
Anybody else log into Secondlife without their computer?
Snoopy McPete (1 month ago)
College humor used to be so good. Its kinda like buzzfeed now :-/
Jeff Zhang (1 month ago)
was agent smith jon hamm
Joseph Groves (1 month ago)
Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu? lol that is best line
Cornerpie (1 month ago)
'Error report, or no error report.' What's the difference?
Zionlion (1 month ago)
How bout windows 98?
LukekelleyTV (1 month ago)
good god the quallity is great for 2008
Nickcromtionismycontientpleasesubscribeiamlonlry (1 month ago)
2008 made in 2008 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeaeaeaeaeeeah
BurritoMcChomp (1 month ago)
No, the Matrix runs on Gentoo
booster boo (1 month ago)
Imagine if it was in Windows 10
MrAwawe (1 month ago)
I don't get the joke, when this video was uploaded in 2008 there was no better operating system than windows xp.
ViaLunarMiku (1 month ago)
*Indian Tech Support...*
Ronnoc Rellim (1 month ago)
"It looks like you are trying to save the world. Want some help?"
Ronnoc Rellim (1 month ago)
What if the matrix ran on Linux?
Aidan Brooks (1 month ago)
The only problem I have with this is that the matrix is in the year 1999 and windows xp wasn’t made until 2001
Cesar Camacho (1 month ago)
Filipe Silverio Gomes (1 month ago)
Best freaking video ever
jon green (1 month ago)
Still better than macs were.
Anthonyk30 (1 month ago)
"Well hello there! Hope you have cookies enabled!" She nailed that perfectly!!!
Hawkinsm210 (1 month ago)
Lol, he said unfreeze and the video started buffering for like 30 seconds XD
Funky Squirrel (1 month ago)
Dam that office assistant!
Alex (1 month ago)
Finlay Mitchell (1 month ago)
What if it ran windows 7, or 8.1?
R l (1 month ago)
This is why I went Apple for life.
Intel Inside (1 month ago)
It looks like your trying to free humanity, want some help?
METALMAN4Wii (1 month ago)
Forgot the Updates that you can't put on a USB Flash, so if your hard drive is full you're are Fucked?
Abungo Thokchom (1 month ago)
Mr. Dragon (1 month ago)
Windows 10 boi
????? le ???? (1 month ago)
Excuse me but Ubuntu is a operating system but why us my tablet running on Kali linux?
JLConawayII (1 month ago)
Yeah this pretty much sums up my Windows XP experience.
Inamol (1 month ago)
jason prevo (1 month ago)
its the year 2017 and I dont understand any references .lol
hanter fahim (1 month ago)
Blehmaster (1 month ago)
This is so fucking old like wth
Man Free (1 month ago)
Huge! Actors are very lookalike and color grading is great! And it's funny, of course :)
YİĞİT (1 month ago)
it should be win98. not xp :)
Domingo Rios (1 month ago)
theres a glitch in the matrix
Nardo218 x (2 months ago)
at least xp was stable
Kermit (2 months ago)
Try Ctrl + Alt + Del
MrRamazanLale2 (2 months ago)
Better days of Windows
Jankeesh Gill (2 months ago)
Ubuntu 😂😂😂 yes plssss
Caleb Auerbach-Brown (2 months ago)
"This is Jim Jones from Connecticut please hold"
MetallSwede (2 months ago)
How is this video so clear back in the days when litterally everyone else were uploading realplayer g2-quality videos?