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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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MGCMDTM (2 days ago)
The Matrix used to run pretty well, but it's slowed down all the time. Cypher bittorent a lot of movies.
omargoldeyes (3 days ago)
arun bose (4 days ago)
Matrix actually ran on windows 98 if you consider that it hit theatres at 1999
Satans Fetus Legs (7 days ago)
"which one of these is usb" wow whoever wrote this script is retarded.
Gas Mask guys (9 days ago)
Lol its clippy
Tony Flies (19 days ago)
I miss the endings sometimes. I'd watched this a couple of times before and not noticed "Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?". Made me laugh anyway.
Andrew Mcfarland (20 days ago)
Anyone have a working link to the other matrix parody College Humor did about the matrix? It was about how Neo couldn’t swallow the pill. The video is listed online on their website but the video file is missing
Kelligrace Hernandez (22 days ago)
TBH vista was worse
Arjun A M (23 days ago)
Fuckin relatable
The Kettle (26 days ago)
Stupid paperclip
changsifon (26 days ago)
10 Years old ...anyone feeling old yet ?
Jens B (26 days ago)
Try Ctrl -Alt - Del. ;)
IgorD (1 month ago)
This video has been in my recommendations for a month. Today I decided to click on it.. It has my like already, and likes under comments I wouldn't like. WTF Matrix?!
Michael Krump (1 month ago)
CH used to be so clever. What happened?
Clash with Nithin (1 month ago)
Anyone in 2018?
Erik Meliksetyan (1 month ago)
Ryuken Alyasa (1 month ago)
I Ever Watch This When I Was A Kid Now Finally I UNDERSTAND What This Video Means XD
David Vissers (1 month ago)
Matrix XP
DeadYanothai Kiropool1Chaitawat (1 month ago)
Very Cool to use Ubuntu
EatYourVegs (1 month ago)
I still think it's better than Windows 7 or any other operating system.
Kunglaw Ady (1 month ago)
that indian customer support tho.... ahahaahahhaha
PPC4 (1 month ago)
The missed the BSOD sound...
anikanbounty97 (1 month ago)
Lol bsod
anikanbounty97 (1 month ago)
Well windows xp was the most stable
meltstrap (1 month ago)
"He's mutliplying..." I remember drawing with the windows on my family's PC.
Stewie Griffin (1 month ago)
XP was just fine. Win98 was bad.
Shroudedentity (1 month ago)
"Which one of these is the USB?" *promptly plugs in a VGA cable*
SA J (1 month ago)
"Ubuntu... I'm going to learn Ubuntu?". That was the icing on the cake XD
GeM HunTeR (1 month ago)
Svens Nation (1 month ago)
Anybody else get flooded with flashbacks?
AntiSolid3000 (1 month ago)
Dhanar Putra (1 month ago)
Best channel for serious parody.
Luke Passos (1 month ago)
2:33 Why does Cypher have like 4 copies of the same Dvd?
Greg Espinoza (1 month ago)
The bullet's progress loading is cinematic gold!
GRasputin91 (1 month ago)
Nowadays it's Windows 10
Darklord6832 (1 month ago)
sicklendhammerstudio (1 month ago)
And this is still preferable to either matrix sequel
Hasiumcreeper (1 month ago)
Not Ubuntu. Ubuntu is for the normies. Morpheus seems like he runs Arch.
Min Y (1 month ago)
10 years...
Nick B (1 month ago)
a decade later...
DIANA DORDI (1 month ago)
This is the most shittiest Matrix reboot ever.I love it!
NoobSkillz Gaming (1 month ago)
"dead customer support"
Elaina M (2 months ago)
Ha ha ha...the Blue Screen of Death. We've all been there at least once. XD
Elaina M (2 months ago)
Ha ha ha... Clippy....I miss him. And I still love Windows XP, though I miss Windows98 and 95 and all that older basic shit. I used XP SP2 for the longest. Who remembers the all the issues and bad press with Vista? I remember when I used it for the first time on my friend's computer, it seemed like an attractively slick upgrade. He seemed to like it and it seemed to work well for him, unless I'm forgetting something. But thinking back to 2008/9, I remember hearing negative things about it. I didn't want to "upgrade" from XP on my own system to 8 or 8.1 when they came out, as my family's computer repair guy kept pressuring us to do, and making it sound to my lesser-informed parents as if it was a life and death matter. I put it off as long as I could, and tried to explain why it wasn't necessary, at least at that point, but then the fam went and did it while I was gone one day. Or had the computer guy come over and do it. Bastards.
Roma Channel (2 months ago)
At least it's not on windows 96
Andrés Aguilera (2 months ago)
decent enough for 360p OMG
Heesun Kim (2 months ago)
I was like what's up with those graphics? and then I realized this is from 2008.... so surreal
klonen1991 (2 months ago)
Windows xp is the best... all the others ms os are shit
naszriskyrunners (2 months ago)
Well hello there..Hope u have cookies enable. 😂😂
Dylan Grafftey-Smith (2 months ago)
Windows xp would be the most efficient. not joking.
De Ath Met Al Hell (2 months ago)
i laughed a bunch of times
K 9 Poodle (2 months ago)
Do one for nacs.
Talha Khalid (2 months ago)
matrix on kali linux :p
Talha Khalid (2 months ago)
hahaha blue screen of death Hilarious
Pleasant Evening (2 months ago)
Have you tried turning it off and in again?
Troll Media (2 months ago)
U try run the matrix on Windows ME
Ahmer Ali (2 months ago)
anyone who didnt saw the movie .this is exactly what happened 😂😂
Onkarr S (2 months ago)
Mad Dissident III (2 months ago)
Sorry, not funny.... Kinda cringy! Please, try again!
Julek Woroniecki (2 months ago)
This is GREAT
JDPJGaming (2 months ago)
Oh, he ain’t from Connecticut lol.
Zacimus the master Shooter (2 months ago)
Lol 😂 good parody👍🏻
Matthew Bond (2 months ago)
I thought people liked XP... :,-(
Tigerman1138 (2 months ago)
This was ten years ago? Well done.
Yahsom (2 months ago)
It looks like you’re trying to read this comment. Do you want some help?
tealeafandco (2 months ago)
awww poor paperclip
Rumblebee Games/news (2 months ago)
The matrix on ios
Freddude 117 (2 months ago)
It could be worse, there’s windows 98 after all
lovelywaz (2 months ago)
Was that Aubrey Plaza?
Holy Hand Grenades (2 months ago)
Windows XP was actually one of the most stable operating systems in history!
Ivana Čičmanová (3 months ago)
hey guys, how did you anime the clippy pls ?
Ronny Montalvo (3 months ago)
Wao tech support was so accurate :)
Creeperpig Gaming (3 months ago)
Loved that paper clip
Joe 13 (3 months ago)
I remember watchkng this in 2011
‏‏ (3 months ago)
Absolutely gorgeous!
lonewolf333 (3 months ago)
"Dead customer support this is a Jim Jones from Connecticut" HAHA
EvilTim1911 (3 months ago)
There's a bigger time gap between this video and now than between this video and The Matrix.
Good Stuff From China (3 months ago)
jist like my old pc
PersonalPerson (3 months ago)
Luckily it wasn't Windows ME
Ivana Čičmanová (3 months ago)
In love with the clip 😍
People People (3 months ago)
Takunara San (3 months ago)
Finally I reach the first video you guys upload ! If u only know what it take to do so!
John Milner (3 months ago)
still hilarious! haha. bad acting, tho
shoulie kumar (3 months ago)
I use Mac....😶
Lamar Broussard89 (3 months ago)
Hope you have cookies enabled 😭😂
Doctor Branius (3 months ago)
so weird 10 years later and i use ubuntu 99.9 percent of the time, its just so reliable
Why Zed (3 months ago)
Man I'd forgotten how good CH used to be... far cry from this these days - very hit and miss.
Alex Smith (3 months ago)
At least it is not the all slow and intrusive Windows 10.
Tech Reviews and Fixing (3 months ago)
I live in Connecticut lol
remember1ify (3 months ago)
I don't recognize any of those people.
IGOR BECKER (3 months ago)
This is gold
Windows Vista (3 months ago)
Now how would it be if the Matrix runs on Vista? lol
Ahmet Emin Koçal (4 months ago)
It was published on nov 11 2008, I am glad you didn't run it on Ubuntu at that time
Potato Man (4 months ago)
Once I saw the flashing blue I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shaun Blyth (4 months ago)
bullet freezes inches away from his face stands there staring at it
Big Sta457 (4 months ago)
Can't bielive this was made 10 years ago, yet it's still so good
JP V (4 months ago)
omg 😂 fucking classic
Overwatch And League of Legends replays (4 months ago)
10 years holy shit
weerobot (4 months ago)
Scarlet Valentine (4 months ago)