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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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VtochkaGtochka (3 days ago)
Damn this is hideous! I can't stop laughing!
Chace Shinohara (5 days ago)
Dead customer support from ??? Please hold
Chace Shinohara (5 days ago)
To your left is a closet that closet should be full of.... GUNS . Pew pew
David Durham (6 days ago)
Laughing really hard at this!!!! Great work y'all. 😁😁
Sophia Bogard (6 days ago)
If it was OSX it would only support one agent at a time and need to be replaced every 5 years.
ChilledTea (6 days ago)
its so weird how im watching all these CH vids from the late 00s early 10s again and they all suck now even 90s sketch comedy was better than this wow
MetsysEU (6 days ago)
not a single windows error sound, I'm slightly disappointed
Reno Alkonga (6 days ago)
"Your free trial of kung fu has expired." Laos
Try Again (6 days ago)
Check vista, i have vista :-(
Johnny Sunday (7 days ago)
"It used to run really well... but it slowed down over time..." I spat soda across the room and choked for a minute over that.
DaSingingDesi (7 days ago)
God these people have such punchable faces. Is this part of the parody?
Skipper (7 days ago)
Be reasonable! XP was a great OS. This would've been better on Windows Millenium!
wow man (7 days ago)
idea stolen from a shitty british satirical cartoon called "2DTV".
anonygent (8 days ago)
Not the least bit funny. This: "Take the red pill. Get the blue screen." however, WAS.
Azar K. (8 days ago)
"Hope you have cookies enabled".
rafel moreno (8 days ago)
So 2008
Preston Lewis (9 days ago)
That was utterly amazing!!!
MHP Le (9 days ago)
This is a classic. a decade later and this is still damn hilarious...parodies this good don't get made anymore.
Pale O'Pterix (9 days ago)
Ubuntu? I hate this word, it scratches my ears
Joe Cassara (11 days ago)
A rachnid RLSH (11 days ago)
Try ctrl alt delete!
sllliy (13 days ago)
The original *shitpost*
Everything Reviewer (13 days ago)
Am I the only person who liked that clip guy from Word?
YOW Gyrl (14 days ago)
The production quality of these vids keeps getting better and better. Like watching short movies.
Zachary Southard (15 days ago)
Big D.O.S.E. (15 days ago)
"the progress bar is moving, but the time's going up!" lmao
Jules (15 days ago)
If it runs on Mac
Hexagonal Milo 10 (16 days ago)
BULLSHIT clippy ran on windows 98
Alex Seibel (16 days ago)
This rely made me want to watch the matrix
MyRandomCommentsXD (17 days ago)
Windows XP or the damned "tablet oriented" Windows 8 or 10....I choose Windows XP.
Jonni_Darko (19 days ago)
Does every black woman sound the same or is the oracle actually Letitia the trash lady from Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
Hippolyte Charles GUEDE (20 days ago)
Junior Volquez (21 days ago)
Best cast for a parody. Ever.
Joshkiz urchin (22 days ago)
Closet full of porno
Amir Gamil (22 days ago)
👏 at the paperclip 😂
Hekate Triformis (22 days ago)
What about if the graphics in The Matrix were the same quality as that of NES?
Γιάννης Σπηλιώτης (22 days ago)
Shit, a decade has passed
George Crabtree (22 days ago)
Kenneth Ha (24 days ago)
9 years later
Jean Johnson (24 days ago)
love it
Christopher Cruz (25 days ago)
Or windows 8
The Chemist (25 days ago)
My Commodore 64 ran better. With waaaaay less memory. A simple construct program designed to teach you.....
lla uoy llik lliw i ! (25 days ago)
You need to send an error report or not... but is there any difference.
Zachary Yousha (26 days ago)
Leather Face (26 days ago)
The paperclip killed me
UnKoolKev Clay (26 days ago)
nope definitley Android.
Last Survivor (29 days ago)
I see you are having trouble with YouTube can I help you with that.
manfredomd (30 days ago)
Our free trial of kung fu has expired... wajajajajaja!!!
darthspeaks (30 days ago)
It's really Windows 8 that killed the Matrix.
MrFlipperInvader782 (1 month ago)
hes got a big mouth
Most Censored Videos (1 month ago)
He should have stuck with Gentoo.
LogantheSlayer 1 (1 month ago)
Looks like your trying to read the comments of a college humor video Want some help?
Ian Wong (1 month ago)
Hello there.
FalloutFuture (1 month ago)
Damn they pirate porn
Matt Majors (1 month ago)
medexamtoolsdotcom (1 month ago)
North Korea is Best Korea, and XP Windows is Best Windows.
Blackoutdmc (1 month ago)
"Hope you have cookies enabled" lol I'm done.
Mathijs Planting (1 month ago)
This video is qualiy
mark jones (1 month ago)
Death by "BLUE SCREEN". And what you mean by: Partner rating No mature content? The person has to be "mature" (older) in order to appreciate this video. LOL
MGTOW Neo (1 month ago)
That was hilarious .
Turtle Mind (1 month ago)
Ha ha, that's why I chose ubuntu
Robert Thompson (1 month ago)
lol the blue screen of death
adamsguy270 (1 month ago)
GoodSeens GS (1 month ago)
This is awesome !
TheUltimateSquink (1 month ago)
*th progress bar is moving, but the time remaining is going UP*
Superintendent Gary Chalmers (1 month ago)
"Hope you have cookies enabled"
The Legend Soldier (1 month ago)
Ametures? *Woah.*
King of the Fall. (1 month ago)
2008? Damn, time flies!
Colossus (1 month ago)
Uninstall vista, baby
Caleb Shimomura (1 month ago)
UnknownIdaho (1 month ago)
This was my intro to CH 10 years ago, still the best!
Spaminator3000 (1 month ago)
That was amazing! How had I never seen this until now? :)
Jason Fox (1 month ago)
God, it's amasingly made !
Mr McKeever (1 month ago)
David Vissers (1 month ago)
5K Microsoft employees disliked this video.
#Sonu sharma (1 month ago)
*Ghost in the Shell*
Eldias Mahdi Sastra (1 month ago)
I am watching this on Windows 10, I have better BSOD color now.
Amazing Fan (1 month ago)
Is that the actor from Jericho? 😂😂
mylowproject (1 month ago)
Good Loved it
M3NI 021 (2 months ago)
Oh crap hahahahahhahaha
Badabing Bodaboom (2 months ago)
The progress bar is moving but remaining time is going up
Chace Shinohara (2 months ago)
The closet in your right is filled with guns I died there...
Chace Shinohara (2 months ago)
My fav
Shreerang Vaidya (2 months ago)
That's my PC!!!
P V (2 months ago)
00ChekMate00 (2 months ago)
Linux>Windows xp>Windows 10
raj shah (2 months ago)
That blue screen was epic
Šimon Kružliak (2 months ago)
"Matrix not responding"
Brian (2 months ago)
Well HELLOOOOOO there hope you have cookies enabled. I DED.
Ahabs Apexilon (2 months ago)
"Our free trial of Kung-Fu has expired!", lol.. so Microsoft :)
Kindle Fire (2 months ago)
Windows 😂😂
HipsterBot (2 months ago)
"Customer support this is jim jones from Connecticut please hold"
Darklen100 (2 months ago)
vintage youtube video
fan boy (2 months ago)
next do mac
thePenguinIsASpy Hah (2 months ago)
What if matrix runs on nokia
Kelly M (2 months ago)
This is so awesome... except, I wish I still could be running XP. I guess y'all didn't actually understand the awesomeness of XP. I actually went to Ubuntu after it... This is just epic on so many levels.
Tom Turner (2 months ago)
Sometimes College HUmour gets it.. .sometimes they miss. This sucked.
DER GISELA (2 months ago)
this shit is 10 years old wtf
Mr. Rehman (2 months ago)
neo looks like father-dude from heavy rain! Shauun!!!
Jayanand Supali (2 months ago)
watching it in 2018, 10 years since it was uploaded and it still such a laugh riot!!!